1. ♪ In these times of hate and pain ♪Copy !req
2. ♪ We need a remedy to
take us from the reign ♪Copy !req
3. ♪ I've been thinking of what I need ♪Copy !req
4. ♪ I need a freak to hold me tight ♪Copy !req
5. ♪ I need a freak every
day and every night ♪Copy !req
6. Psst.Copy !req
7. Excuse me, Judy.Copy !req
8. Can you move your hair off my desk?Copy !req
9. Oh, you mean my luscious fluffs?Copy !req
10. Well, you're getting your dandruffCopy !req
11. all over my worksheet.Copy !req
12. You know you like it stud.Copy !req
13. So long and perfumey.Copy !req
14. Seriously, move your hair.Copy !req
15. No!Copy !req
16. Ahh!Copy !req
17. Hi.Copy !req
18. Shoot!Copy !req
19. I liked you, you fuckin' asshole!Copy !req
20. I loved you!Copy !req
21. ♪ Praise ♪Copy !req
22. ♪ Praise ♪Copy !req
23. If I knew I could care for my familyCopy !req
24. during a terrifying and uncertain timeCopy !req
25. with just a bucket or two,Copy !req
26. well, I would be running
to my pocketbook.Copy !req
27. Not only do AimeeLeigh
and I want you to be safe,Copy !req
28. the Lord wants you to be safe.Copy !req
29. Jesus talked to me last night.Copy !req
30. Jesus said, "Eli, you
better get them folks ready."Copy !req
31. Y2K is real.Copy !req
32. It's coming.Copy !req
33. And the church is gonna need help.Copy !req
34. I agreed to talk with youCopy !req
35. because you're from "TIME" magazine.Copy !req
36. That's a periodical I respect.Copy !req
37. Your church raised an
enormous amount of moneyCopy !req
38. by telling people that Y2K
would bring the end of days.Copy !req
39. It didn't, of course.Copy !req
40. It was the grace of the Lord HimselfCopy !req
41. that prevented humanity
from facing that disaster.Copy !req
42. Indeed.Copy !req
43. You seem pretty convinced
it was happening.Copy !req
44. Do you think it's
unethical to scare peopleCopy !req
45. and then benefit from
that fearmongering?Copy !req
46. Folks come to meCopy !req
47. when they're trying to
make sense of the world.Copy !req
48. I just help as best I can.Copy !req
49. So who was wrong, Jesus or you?Copy !req
50. Amber, baby.Copy !req
51. They love you.Copy !req
52. You had them wrapped
around your fingerCopy !req
53. at Parents' Weekend.Copy !req
54. But this is different.Copy !req
55. Bringing me to your mansion
ugh, it's all so daunting.Copy !req
56. Well, better get undaunted, baby...Copy !req
57. 'Cause one day, this crib will all be mine,Copy !req
58. and I'm looking to have
your fine ass by my side.Copy !req
59. He cut my damn hair.Copy !req
60. Tried to Samson my ass.Copy !req
61. I wasn't just gonna take that.Copy !req
62. You tell your teacher or your principal.Copy !req
63. You stay out of it.Copy !req
64. You don't act like a lunatic.Copy !req
65. That's right.Copy !req
66. Tell me about it.Copy !req
67. I bring my "say, say, my
baby" all the way hereCopy !req
68. to get to know my family,Copy !req
69. and we are instantly dealing withCopy !req
70. all this "he said, she said" bullshit.Copy !req
71. Suck my dick, Jesse.Copy !req
72. You suck mine, Judy.Copy !req
73. I want a meal, boy.Copy !req
74. Not no snack.Copy !req
75. That was good.Copy !req
76. She's saying that
you have a tiny little titi.Copy !req
77. Fuck off, Kelvin.Copy !req
78. At least I got a titi.Copy !req
79. Not a tiny little doll pecker like you.Copy !req
80. Not even any hairs or nothing.Copy !req
81. Enough!Copy !req
82. We have a guest.Copy !req
83. Boy, this is not the impression
we want to give you, Amber.Copy !req
84. My apologies.Copy !req
85. It's a blessing to have you with us.Copy !req
86. Where are you from, sweetheart?Copy !req
87. Uh, Kentucky.Copy !req
88. Just a small little town.Copy !req
89. Is that human hair, Country?Copy !req
90. You wearing a horse hair wig?Copy !req
91. Um, it's... Real hair.Copy !req
92. Not a wig.Copy !req
93. Oh.Copy !req
94. Judy, why don't you slideCopy !req
95. this chicken fried steak
with gravy right up your ass?Copy !req
96. I wasn't trying to be mean.Copy !req
97. She's from the country,
so I called her Country.Copy !req
98. All the best girls are country girls.Copy !req
99. Isn't that right, darling?Copy !req
100. Don't you know it.Copy !req
101. Well, well, well.Copy !req
102. If it isn't the girl from the Wendy's sign.Copy !req
103. Y'all got running water
where you're from?Copy !req
104. Of course we do.Copy !req
105. Well, I don't know your life.Copy !req
106. Look at you.Copy !req
107. Just regular ass shopping mall clothes.Copy !req
108. Your pants are nice.Copy !req
109. Well, take a good look.Copy !req
110. 'Cause you couldn't afford thisCopy !req
111. if you sucked every dickCopy !req
112. in the hills and hollers of Kentucky.Copy !req
113. What is your problem?Copy !req
114. I just know what you're up to.Copy !req
115. Impoverished girl with big dreams,Copy !req
116. chasing all the riches and gold.Copy !req
117. That is not what's happening here.Copy !req
118. Jesse means a lot to me.Copy !req
119. I call bull.Copy !req
120. You don't love Jesse.Copy !req
121. He's a fucking clown.Copy !req
122. When you look at his dumb face,Copy !req
123. instead of seeing eyes
and noses and shit,Copy !req
124. you see your ticket out of the sticks.Copy !req
125. You are very rude!Copy !req
126. And you have no idea
what you're talking about.Copy !req
127. Where you going, Wendy's?Copy !req
128. I thought we were doing girl talks.Copy !req
129. It's our faith!Copy !req
130. Our faith that protects us!Copy !req
131. You said it! Yes!Copy !req
132. Be not afraid, for I am
Daniel in the lion's den!Copy !req
133. Amen!Copy !req
134. All right.Copy !req
135. We'll see you next week. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
136. Yes, ma'am. Oh, good to see you.Copy !req
137. Good to see you. All right.Copy !req
138. Thanks so much for coming. Thank you.Copy !req
139. Oh, sir. Hey. Hi, Tom.Copy !req
140. That's lovely. Thank you very much.Copy !req
141. Oh, what a sweetheart.Copy !req
142. Thanks for coming. Thank you.Copy !req
143. You guys are on donuts next week.Copy !req
144. J1013 AM, Christian Talk,Copy !req
145. mixing it up with the
biggest names in faith.Copy !req
146. Now back to the Skip Arness Show.Copy !req
147. You hear the latest
from the Gemstones?Copy !req
148. Their church made a
mint off the Y2K scare.Copy !req
149. Millions.Copy !req
150. Attendance is down for
the first time in their history,Copy !req
151. and people are protesting
outside their church.Copy !req
152. They deserve every criticism.Copy !req
153. Did Uncle Eli do something wrong?Copy !req
154. Well, your uncle was raised better,Copy !req
155. but he's always been greedy
when it comes to money.Copy !req
156. Y'all know that.Copy !req
157. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
158. I want to be rich like
Uncle Eli when I grow up.Copy !req
159. Don't you ever say that again.Copy !req
160. It is not something to aspire to.Copy !req
161. You aspire to be good
and wise like your daddy.Copy !req
162. Right, Peter?Copy !req
163. He's just a kid talking, MayMay.Copy !req
164. Dummy.Copy !req
165. I... I was just kidding, Mama.Copy !req
166. I love being poor.Copy !req
167. I still don't like that
y'all got him buried out here.Copy !req
168. It's a long drive for us.Copy !req
169. Now whenever I want to
spend time with Daddy,Copy !req
170. I gotta get through your security guards.Copy !req
171. There wasn't no more room
left where Mama's resting.Copy !req
172. I thought about bringing
her here to put with him.Copy !req
173. Oh, that's sweet.Copy !req
174. Then you can just have
'em all, can't you, Eli?Copy !req
175. Well, we can just have securityCopy !req
176. just flag y'all right on throughCopy !req
177. any time you want to come by.Copy !req
178. Our home is your home.Copy !req
179. Well, we appreciate that.Copy !req
180. We don't usually have
no problem getting in.Copy !req
181. I made some sandwiches for the boys.Copy !req
182. Might as well eat 'em before we go.Copy !req
183. Well, you all are welcome to
stay as long as you want to.Copy !req
184. Okay.Copy !req
185. Nobody shit their pants,
but check out my newest toy.Copy !req
186. ♪ Redeemer ♪Copy !req
187. ♪ Redeemer ♪Copy !req
188. My Lord.Copy !req
189. Holy moly.Copy !req
190. Coke white.Copy !req
191. This is yours?Copy !req
192. Ah, basically mine.Copy !req
193. I mean, technically, it
belongs to the church.Copy !req
194. But all I gotta do is use it in a sermon,Copy !req
195. and then I can drive it whenever I want.Copy !req
196. Can I drive it?Copy !req
197. Hell no.Copy !req
198. But I'd be happy to let you
watch me smash some shit.Copy !req
199. ♪ Heaven ♪Copy !req
200. ♪ Heaven ♪Copy !req
201. ♪ This must be heaven ♪Copy !req
202. ♪ Oh, me, oh, my ♪Copy !req
203. ♪ This must be heaven ♪Copy !req
204. ♪ Heaven can wait, I've got a date ♪Copy !req
205. ♪ Higher and higher, people are talking ♪Copy !req
206. Yeah! Go!Copy !req
207. ♪ Heaven can wait ♪Copy !req
208. ♪ Heaven, heaven ♪Copy !req
209. ♪ This must be heaven ♪Copy !req
210. ♪ Oh my, take a look at those eyes ♪Copy !req
211. ♪ This must be heaven ♪Copy !req
212. Hey, you know, I saw y'all on the news.Copy !req
213. They were saying you conned everyoneCopy !req
214. with that Y2K nonsense.Copy !req
215. I don't know what kind of idiotCopy !req
216. would have bought into that.Copy !req
217. I mean, when the world
ends, it will be becauseCopy !req
218. the Lord has decided it's time,Copy !req
219. not because of some
computer malfunctions.Copy !req
220. I never bought it for a minute.Copy !req
221. Well, I'm just relieved it didn't happen.Copy !req
222. That's all I keep thinking about.Copy !req
223. Just counting our lucky stars.Copy !req
224. Would have been a real nightmare.Copy !req
225. Lord changed His mind, I suppose.Copy !req
226. Or people just made it
up to make money off it.Copy !req
227. I mean, that's what the
news is saying y'all did.Copy !req
228. Ooh, it's times like theseCopy !req
229. I sure am glad my last
name is Montgomery.Copy !req
230. The way people would look at meCopy !req
231. if my last name was still
Gemstone no, thank you.Copy !req
232. You know, I need a refill.Copy !req
233. Peter, run out to the car and get meCopy !req
234. that twoliter bottle of Fresca.Copy !req
235. Oh, we got plenty of cold popCopy !req
236. inside in the refrigerator, MayMay.Copy !req
237. Uh, Sprite, I think.Copy !req
238. No, I don't want Sprite. I like Fresca.Copy !req
239. Peter. Sprite or... Car.Copy !req
240. Run. Yep.Copy !req
241. Say, say, my baby.Copy !req
242. I got the Sega Saturn.Copy !req
243. Have you played it?Copy !req
244. Mama don't let us play video games.Copy !req
245. She says the devil's in 'em.Copy !req
246. Inside video games?Copy !req
247. Yep.Copy !req
248. Just like movies, music, dancing,Copy !req
249. cartoons, and Halloween.Copy !req
250. We ain't allowed to do nothin',Copy !req
251. except maybe go huntin',
make some traps, catch food.Copy !req
252. Not like you guys.Copy !req
253. Y'all get to do everything fun.Copy !req
254. Yeah, your parents suck.Copy !req
255. They're strict as hell.Copy !req
256. I couldn't survive under your roof.Copy !req
257. I need my "TRL."Copy !req
258. I can relate, Judy.Copy !req
259. My grandma's real strict.Copy !req
260. Never let any boys call
the house or nothing.Copy !req
261. Oh, you had so many
boys calling the houseCopy !req
262. 'cause of your gorgeous red hair?Copy !req
263. Okay, Raggedy Ann.Copy !req
264. Surprised they even have phones
in the village you come from.Copy !req
265. She don't come from
no damn village, Judy.Copy !req
266. Stop making fun of people
for being from poverty.Copy !req
267. Chuck and Karl are dirt poor.Copy !req
268. It's rude.Copy !req
269. Jesse, I'm so sick of youCopy !req
270. showing out for your girlfriend.Copy !req
271. Y'all don't make a good couple.Copy !req
272. Behind your back, we're all laughingCopy !req
273. at what a bad couple you actually are.Copy !req
274. Hardyharhar, dummy.Copy !req
275. Why don't you go fuck yourself, Judy?Copy !req
276. What?Copy !req
277. It's a sin to swear, Jesse.Copy !req
278. No shit, Karl.Copy !req
279. Watch me load up some more.Copy !req
280. Judy, you wish you had
a fuckin' boyfriend.Copy !req
281. Don't be jealous 'cause
somebody actually likes meCopy !req
282. besides my own parents, unlike you.Copy !req
283. No one likes your ass.Copy !req
284. Hey, Peter.Copy !req
285. Come on in.Copy !req
286. I'm in a bit of a pinch, Eli.Copy !req
287. Is that so?Copy !req
288. Yeah.Copy !req
289. I got a damn warehouse
full of Y2K buckets,Copy !req
290. and nobody wants 'em.Copy !req
291. Yes.Copy !req
292. The only downside to
society not collapsing.Copy !req
293. I'm in over my head, Eli.Copy !req
294. I told you not to buy
more than you could afford.Copy !req
295. You also told me that
the world was gonna end.Copy !req
296. It ain't my fault things changed.Copy !req
297. I got no control over that.Copy !req
298. Liquidate 'em.Copy !req
299. Repackage 'em as camping
supplies or somethin'.Copy !req
300. Hell, if I could count the amountCopy !req
301. of bad business investments
I've made in my life,Copy !req
302. we'd be here all day.Copy !req
303. It's the nature of the beast.Copy !req
304. You win some, you lose some.Copy !req
305. Yeah.Copy !req
306. Well, I lost a lot.Copy !req
307. 25 grand.Copy !req
308. That's a lot of money for my family.Copy !req
309. That's everything we had in savings.Copy !req
310. Damn, Peter.Copy !req
311. Why would you invest all your savings?Copy !req
312. 'Cause I trusted you.Copy !req
313. I wanted to do what you were doing.Copy !req
314. MayMay is gonna kill me.Copy !req
315. She's gonna kill me
because we're broke.Copy !req
316. She's gonna kill me
'cause I didn't tell her.Copy !req
317. She's gonna kill you
'cause you did it with me.Copy !req
318. I've never asked you for money.Copy !req
319. I don't know what else to do.Copy !req
320. I could lose the house.Copy !req
321. How about I buy your stock back?Copy !req
322. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
323. I just got so greedy.Copy !req
324. You thought you were
helping your family.Copy !req
325. I thought we were coming
to the end of times.Copy !req
326. Did you really believe that too, Eli?Copy !req
327. You think I'm just out
there lying to people?Copy !req
328. Take us in through the
service entrance, Walker.Copy !req
329. We can drive right in
through the loading bay.Copy !req
330. You got it, Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
331. All: Where's my money?
Where's my money?Copy !req
332. ♪ Redeemer ♪Copy !req
333. ♪ Redeemer ♪Copy !req
334. ♪ Redeemer ♪Copy !req
335. Whoo!Copy !req
336. ♪ Redeemer, redeemer ♪Copy !req
337. That's the coolest thing ever!Copy !req
338. And that is what you call a moist maker.Copy !req
339. My monster truck is the fucking tits.Copy !req
340. Jesse, have you seen my ring?Copy !req
341. Your ring?Copy !req
342. My grandma gave it to me.Copy !req
343. I wear it all the time.Copy !req
344. I must have misplaced it.Copy !req
345. When things go missing in this house,Copy !req
346. it's usually one person responsible.Copy !req
347. Who?Copy !req
348. Judy.Copy !req
349. You think Judy stole Amber's ring?Copy !req
350. I don't know.Copy !req
351. She's been stealing a
bunch of stuff lately.Copy !req
352. I went to the mall with
her a few weeks ago.Copy !req
353. I hate going to places with Judy.Copy !req
354. Especially the shopping mall.Copy !req
355. She steals music.Copy !req
356. She shoplifts fancy fashions...Copy !req
357. Tiny trinkets...Copy !req
358. And some other stuff that I
don't even know what it is.Copy !req
359. She threatened to cut my privates offCopy !req
360. if I told Mama and Daddy.Copy !req
361. Judy will do it.Copy !req
362. I know she will!Copy !req
363. That bitch could steal from
all the malls in America.Copy !req
364. But steal from my woman, my queen,Copy !req
365. my "say, say, my baby"?Copy !req
366. She's gone one step too fuckin' far.Copy !req
367. We live in a world
where material things...Copy !req
368. Wealth, status it means
something, don't it?Copy !req
369. Mm. Amen.Copy !req
370. That stuff don't mean nothin' to the Lord.Copy !req
371. So why does it mean so much to us?Copy !req
372. I think I know why.Copy !req
373. Because of the people we love.Copy !req
374. That's why.Copy !req
375. It can be hard seeing others thriving,Copy !req
376. living a life of wealth, comfort,Copy !req
377. while you watch your own
family, your own children,Copy !req
378. not able to live in the same way,Copy !req
379. not given the same opportunities.Copy !req
380. Oh, maybe we don't need those things.Copy !req
381. But it can be hard not to feel likeCopy !req
382. you're letting down the ones that mean...Copy !req
383. That mean the most to
you when you got nothin'.Copy !req
384. Yeah.Copy !req
385. You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
386. Amen. Amen.Copy !req
387. You changed up the sermon today.Copy !req
388. I thought you were gonna be
preaching about outreach.Copy !req
389. Instead, you were talking about wealth.Copy !req
390. Well, the message seemed important.Copy !req
391. You've been acting funny lately, Peter.Copy !req
392. The boys have noticed it.Copy !req
393. Haven't you, boys?Copy !req
394. Yeah, maybe a little.Copy !req
395. A bit quieter than usual.Copy !req
396. Don't talk with your mouth full.Copy !req
397. Peter, are you crying?Copy !req
398. I made a mistake.Copy !req
399. I made a bad investment.Copy !req
400. Investment?Copy !req
401. You tricked him.Copy !req
402. You've been pulling this
stuff since we was kids.Copy !req
403. No, he... he didn't
trick me none, MayMay.Copy !req
404. You're a fool, Peter.Copy !req
405. Eli did this on purpose to punish me.Copy !req
406. For what? What did I ever do to you, Eli?Copy !req
407. You need to calm down, MayMay.Copy !req
408. What? I'm trying to help you all.Copy !req
409. I'm the one that's gonna get
stuck with all the overstock.Copy !req
410. Over... overstock?Copy !req
411. You think you're damn Sears Roebuck,Copy !req
412. talking my husband into investingCopy !req
413. what little we have into nonsense.Copy !req
414. Complete nonsense.Copy !req
415. That was the boys' college money.Copy !req
416. He's gonna buy it back.Copy !req
417. We're not gonna lose anything, MayMay.Copy !req
418. Eli's gonna help.Copy !req
419. No. No, no, no. And he...Copy !req
420. We're not taking a penny
from you and your damn wife.Copy !req
421. That money is evil.Copy !req
422. It rotted your family.Copy !req
423. I will not have it rotting mine!Copy !req
424. We have to!Copy !req
425. If we don't I could lose the house.Copy !req
426. I'm sorry.Copy !req
427. Let us help, MayMay.Copy !req
428. We're family.Copy !req
429. Don't you dare.Copy !req
430. Don't you dare make me think
you're doing us any favors.Copy !req
431. You stand there in your pretty dresses,Copy !req
432. singing your little songs,Copy !req
433. pretending you don't
know what's going on.Copy !req
434. But I see right through you.Copy !req
435. You enable his behavior.Copy !req
436. You promote it.Copy !req
437. You and your whole damn family!Copy !req
438. You got the devil in you.Copy !req
439. You're about to see himCopy !req
440. if you don't get the hell out of my house.Copy !req
441. Talk to my wife like that!Copy !req
442. I look in your ugly face,
and I think to myself,Copy !req
443. I may be poor, but at
least I got principles.Copy !req
444. Shove your principles up your ass.Copy !req
445. Ugh!Copy !req
446. You're letting your kids go hungryCopy !req
447. to prove a point, you dumb bag!Copy !req
448. Thanks, Peter. Yep.Copy !req
449. ♪ I'll be bouncing like a ball ♪Copy !req
450. ♪ When I say yes, y'all ♪Copy !req
451. ♪ If you don't rock with
me, you won't rock at all ♪Copy !req
452. ♪ So check me out without no doubt ♪Copy !req
453. ♪ I'm guaranteed to rock
and turn the party out ♪Copy !req
454. It's the way MayMay has always been.Copy !req
455. Always trying to make
me out like I'm bad,Copy !req
456. even since we was kids.Copy !req
457. Now I gotta bail her husband out,Copy !req
458. and I'm still somehow
gonna be the bad guy.Copy !req
459. I just feel so ashamed, Eli.Copy !req
460. I don't like being seen as dishonest,Copy !req
461. and I feel like what
we did was dishonest.Copy !req
462. Not just you.Copy !req
463. Me too.Copy !req
464. Dishonest is a strong word.Copy !req
465. I never believed it
was really gonna happen.Copy !req
466. Did you?Copy !req
467. No.Copy !req
468. I mean, I guess I
romanticized the idea at first.Copy !req
469. You know, not civilization ending,Copy !req
470. but going back to a simpler way of life.Copy !req
471. Worshipping God the old fashioned way.Copy !req
472. Raising our kids without the trappingsCopy !req
473. of all this wealth.Copy !req
474. Sometimes I think that's the
best idea for our family.Copy !req
475. Growing up poor ain't
all it's cracked up to be.Copy !req
476. I think, no matter what you do,Copy !req
477. you're gonna end up with kidsCopy !req
478. who don't listen to a word you say.Copy !req
479. It ain't that way with
MayMay and Peter's kids.Copy !req
480. You don't hear them mouthing off.Copy !req
481. You don't see 'em smiling, neither.Copy !req
482. They're scared.Copy !req
483. They're afraid to speak.Copy !req
484. You think I got heavy hands?Copy !req
485. Whew!Copy !req
486. I guarantee MayMay smacks
the shit out of 'em.Copy !req
487. That's the way Daddy raised us.Copy !req
488. Well, our kids ain't scared
to speak, that's for sure.Copy !req
489. No, they're not.Copy !req
490. It's 'cause I only smacked 'emCopy !req
491. half the time I felt the urge to.Copy !req
492. Oh, Eli, I know they're spoiled.Copy !req
493. But did we ruin 'em?Copy !req
494. I wouldn't say ruined.Copy !req
495. There's still hope.Copy !req
496. Even for Judy?Copy !req
497. Even for Judy.Copy !req
498. She's just got some minor
undiagnosed mental problems.Copy !req
499. Nothing a rubber room won't fix.Copy !req
500. For her or us?Copy !req
501. Oh, she's a mess.Copy !req
502. She is somethin' else.Copy !req
503. All right, get up.Copy !req
504. I know we've knocked
each other around,Copy !req
505. but I've never hit you back.Copy !req
506. But if you don't cough up Amber's ring,Copy !req
507. we're gonna fight for real.Copy !req
508. Understand my words?Copy !req
509. Ooh!Copy !req
510. I know you're not sleeping, Judy.Copy !req
511. Stop playin'.Copy !req
512. I ain't playin' like I'm sleeping, Jesse.Copy !req
513. You're saying that. I'm
just fuckin' laying here.Copy !req
514. Well, face me!Copy !req
515. I'm tryin' to have a fuckin'
hardcore come to Jesus talkCopy !req
516. with you right now, and
you're being very rudeCopy !req
517. with your body positioning to me.Copy !req
518. Why are you cryin'?Copy !req
519. Are Mama and Daddy putting
you up for adoption?Copy !req
520. Can you just leave me alone?Copy !req
521. Did you steal Amber's ring?Copy !req
522. She left it.Copy !req
523. Finders keepers.Copy !req
524. Well, her grandma, who
is a dead person now,Copy !req
525. gave it to her.Copy !req
526. So you're not finderskeeping it.Copy !req
527. It's trash anyway.Copy !req
528. Not worth nothin'.Copy !req
529. How do you know that?Copy !req
530. I know because I took
it to the pawn shop,Copy !req
531. and MarsEye Larry said it ain't shit.Copy !req
532. Jesus, Judy.Copy !req
533. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
534. I don't know, Jesse.Copy !req
535. Wish I did.Copy !req
536. I've just been getting so bored here.Copy !req
537. You're gone.Copy !req
538. I'm stuck with baby dick
Kelvin all the time.Copy !req
539. And I just I get real excited sometimes.Copy !req
540. I... I want to do things my own way.Copy !req
541. And... and when it feels
like my own way ain't workin'Copy !req
542. or I'm startin' to look bad,
somethin' goes off in me.Copy !req
543. It... it just feels warm.Copy !req
544. My ears get hot.Copy !req
545. I figure, fuck it.Copy !req
546. They want it.Copy !req
547. Let's give 'em some.Copy !req
548. Word.Copy !req
549. My motor runs hot too.Copy !req
550. It's that Gemstone temper we both got.Copy !req
551. We get it from Daddy.Copy !req
552. Kelvin is more like Mama that way.Copy !req
553. He handles things more like a girl does.Copy !req
554. Just "sensitivitively" and stuff.Copy !req
555. But you, you're more like me.Copy !req
556. You handle things like most men do.Copy !req
557. Just you know, fuckin' mash everything.Copy !req
558. I think it's actually kind of cool.Copy !req
559. You don't think that makes
it so people don't like me?Copy !req
560. Weaks and wieners don't like you, Judy.Copy !req
561. But who needs them?Copy !req
562. The dreamboat who cut my hair, Trent.Copy !req
563. I liked him a lot, and
he didn't like me back.Copy !req
564. Made me feel so embarrassed.Copy !req
565. Made me feel dumb for even trying.Copy !req
566. Like, who is gonna like me?Copy !req
567. Someone will, all right?Copy !req
568. God will make sure.Copy !req
569. Just like he did for Mama
and Daddy and me and Amber.Copy !req
570. No, Jesse.Copy !req
571. You and Amber are not the
same thing as Mama and Daddy.Copy !req
572. We're one true loves, bitch.Copy !req
573. Ugh. Quit makin' me hurl, boy.Copy !req
574. Why the hell are they still out there?Copy !req
575. Can't we have 'em removed?Copy !req
576. Legally, we can, but
uh, it wouldn't look good.Copy !req
577. They are members of
the church, after all.Copy !req
578. What do I do?Copy !req
579. I suggest you talk to them.Copy !req
580. Mm... Yes.Copy !req
581. Whoever it is, come on out.Copy !req
582. 'Sup, Country?Copy !req
583. Jesse said you were lookin'
for a ring or somethin'?Copy !req
584. Yes.Copy !req
585. It went missin'.Copy !req
586. Judy, my grandma raised me...Copy !req
587. Yeah, yeah. I don't really care.Copy !req
588. Is this it?Copy !req
589. Found it in the toilet.Copy !req
590. Yes.Copy !req
591. It is.Copy !req
592. How do I know for sure?Copy !req
593. You could just be saying it's yoursCopy !req
594. 'cause it looks like it's
worth a bunch of money.Copy !req
595. There's a tiny cross
engraved on the underneath.Copy !req
596. Well what do you know?Copy !req
597. I actually do like your hair.Copy !req
598. I wasn't making fun when
I was asking if it was real.Copy !req
599. Oh.Copy !req
600. Well, thank you, Judy.Copy !req
601. Sweet. Sweet.Copy !req
602. Don't get a big head about it, though.Copy !req
603. You crook!Copy !req
604. You ripped people off!Copy !req
605. How much money did you
make swindling people,Copy !req
606. Dr. Gemstone?Copy !req
607. I never, never swindled nobody.Copy !req
608. Hey, if you all want to have a discussion,Copy !req
609. I'm all ears.Copy !req
610. If you're gonna cast aspersions,Copy !req
611. I'll just go back inside.Copy !req
612. Through God's grace,Copy !req
613. we are not living in the dystopian worldCopy !req
614. that Y2K threatened us with.Copy !req
615. Prayers and the Lord our SaviorCopy !req
616. have kept us safe once again.Copy !req
617. My predictions were wrong.Copy !req
618. I was wrong.Copy !req
619. The Lord sees all,Copy !req
620. and we will answer to all of our sins.Copy !req
621. That's just the way it goes.Copy !req
622. You Trent?Copy !req
623. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
624. Who are you, Darkman?Copy !req
625. It's hard to admit you were wrong.Copy !req
626. But I'll do it, because the Lord knows,Copy !req
627. so what's the point in hiding?Copy !req
628. You think I'm more afraid
of you than I am of Him?Copy !req
629. The world didn't end.Copy !req
630. If this church raised moneyCopy !req
631. when people thought the
world was going to end,Copy !req
632. it's because they wanted God.Copy !req
633. Well, I'm standing
here, giving Him to you.Copy !req
634. That's bullshit.Copy !req
635. How are we supposed to believe you?Copy !req
636. We will not lose sight of our mission,Copy !req
637. and our mission is to serve you in a wayCopy !req
638. that is befitting of the Lord.Copy !req
639. Put down your signs and
come back and worship with us.Copy !req
640. We are not your enemy.Copy !req
641. We love you.Copy !req
642. And we want to help you see
the light in our savior.Copy !req
643. That is our purpose,Copy !req
644. making sure we take
as many souls with usCopy !req
645. to those pearly gates as we possibly can.Copy !req
646. Amen?Copy !req
647. Amen.Copy !req
648. Put the gun down!Copy !req
649. Who's that? Run!Copy !req
650. What's going on out there?Copy !req
651. What is happening out... Hold it!Copy !req
652. Hold it there!Copy !req
653. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
654. I don't know. Stay there!Copy !req
655. ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪Copy !req
656. ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪Copy !req
657. ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪Copy !req
658. ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪Copy !req
659. ♪ Take this in hand ♪Copy !req
660. ♪ Said he who stands ♪Copy !req
661. ♪ Behind the chair ♪Copy !req
662. ♪ A broken table there ♪Copy !req
663. ♪ Every Christian lionhearted man ♪Copy !req
664. ♪ Will show you ♪Copy !req
665. ♪ Every Christian lionhearted man ♪Copy !req
666. ♪ Will show you ♪Copy !req
667. ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪Copy !req
668. ♪ Don't walk so tall ♪Copy !req
669. ♪ Before you crawl ♪Copy !req
670. ♪ For every child ♪Copy !req
671. ♪ Is thinking of something wild ♪Copy !req
672. ♪ Every Christian lionhearted man ♪Copy !req
673. ♪ Will show you ♪Copy !req
674. ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪Copy !req
675. ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪Copy !req