1. There will come a payday.
Hallelujah, what a payday.Copy !req
2. There will come a payday;
someday, someday.Copy !req
3. There will come a payday,
Hallelujah, what a payday.Copy !req
4. There will come a payday someday.Copy !req
5. When I lay my work back,
I have a home in the skyCopy !req
6. or there will come a payday someday.Copy !req
7. Where no interest comes due
or notes to renew,Copy !req
8. oh there will come a payday someday.Copy !req
9. Here I work every day
for such bigger payCopy !req
10. but there will come a payday someday.Copy !req
11. And the title's not clear
to the home I own hereCopy !req
12. but there will come a payday someday.Copy !req
13. There will come a payday.
Hallelujah, what a payday.Copy !req
14. There will come a payday someday.Copy !req
15. There will come a payday.
Hallelujah, what a payday.Copy !req
16. There will come a payday someday.Copy !req
17. I wonder for Lord,
gives a home as rewardCopy !req
18. or there will come a payday someday.Copy !req
19. His word clearly shows,
he'll never foreclose,Copy !req
20. he promised the payday that day.Copy !req
21. When the door opens wide
with its beauty inside,Copy !req
22. oh, what a grand payday that day.Copy !req
23. Where the hand shaken then,
brother come right on in.Copy !req
24. Hallelujah, what a payday that day.Copy !req
25. There will come a payday.
Hallelujah, what a payday.Copy !req
26. There will come a payday someday.Copy !req
27. There will come a payday.
Hallelujah, what a payday.Copy !req
28. There will come a payday someday.Copy !req
29. Yes! Baby Billy loves you now!
Baby Billy loves you so much.Copy !req
30. It's so good to be with al y'all here
at Zion's Landing.Copy !req
31. Now, come see me now, 7:00
at the Mangrove Pavilion, every night.Copy !req
32. You're gonna love...Copy !req
33. Every night.Copy !req
34. - Daddy's home.
- It must be hot out there.Copy !req
35. You bet your ass, it was hot.
It's hotter than hell if I'm being honest.Copy !req
36. If we weren't staying in this fancy
hotel, I don't think I could do it.Copy !req
37. Yeah, the commute ain't bad.Copy !req
38. If the rest of us weren't then
singing by the fucking pool.Copy !req
39. It's a nice pool.Copy !req
40. You're doing so well for somebody who
used to be a famous singer long ago.Copy !req
41. What you talking about used to be
famous? I'm still famous!Copy !req
42. Of course.Copy !req
43. Why do you wanna play mind games?
Get all in my head?Copy !req
44. Baby. You're being silly.
I'm very proud of you.Copy !req
45. And so is Lionel. Aren't, you buddy?Copy !req
46. Everybody this famous knowsCopy !req
47. true famous people go through different
phases on the being famous train.Copy !req
48. I'm an international known talent.
I deserve a main stageCopy !req
49. and not singing for a bunch
of basic Christian sun bums.Copy !req
50. That's what I need right there.
My own game show.Copy !req
51. Just standing in air conditioning all day,
looking cool. Being charming.Copy !req
52. Boy, I bet they knock out
20 of 'em episodes a day, print money.Copy !req
53. I bet you a game show host
makes a bunch of money.Copy !req
54. Yeah. Let me tell you.Copy !req
55. The pretty girl that hands out prizes,
she makes a lot of money now.Copy !req
56. - I can hand out prizes on TV?
- You're the prettiest girl I know.Copy !req
57. And when Lionel learns how to speak,
he could be our announcer.Copy !req
58. Any job for our Baby Aimee-Leigh
Junior when she gets born?Copy !req
59. If she's got talent, you bet your ass.Copy !req
60. - We just witnessed a mission from God.
- Is that what that was?Copy !req
61. It's time for Baby Billy
to be back on the motherfucking TV.Copy !req
62. Feds were everywhere. Jumping out
from trees, behind bushes, screaming.Copy !req
63. - So much screaming and hollering.
- Motherfuckers got Ruby Ridged.Copy !req
64. We made it to the safe house
but then Pa said, y'all called the fedsCopy !req
65. and he accused us of helping you.Copy !req
66. Chew your food!
God gave you teeth for a reason.Copy !req
67. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
68. You sure you didn't tip off the law,
Eli? I could see you doing that.Copy !req
69. I already told you, no. I never
want nothing to do with this.Copy !req
70. He thinks you did
that and that's all that matters.Copy !req
71. So now we're on the shit list too.
Thanks, Mama.Copy !req
72. How can you hate me more than him?
Blame me for everything?Copy !req
73. Because everything is your fault.
Bringing the Gemstones into this.Copy !req
74. - Now, look where we are.
- In a mansion, in fucking bathrobes?Copy !req
75. Chuck. Stop your fuzzing and
your talking back. Just come home.Copy !req
76. We ain't going nowhere with you.
Get that through your head.Copy !req
77. We'd rather be homeles bums
living under a bridge.Copy !req
78. - We would?
- Yes, Carl. We would.Copy !req
79. Why?Copy !req
80. May-may! Where the heck
you think you're going, dummy?Copy !req
81. You heard 'em.
Just like you, they hate me.Copy !req
82. Or maybe they grew up smarter
than they seem.Copy !req
83. Is this how you're gonna handle
your boys? Just walk away?Copy !req
84. If I don't leave they're going to.Copy !req
85. At least here, there's guarded gates
between them and their father.Copy !req
86. You're not stitching your boys with me.
No, I'm not harboring fugitives.Copy !req
87. I'll give them some walking around
money and send them on their way.Copy !req
88. No. They'll get themselves killed.
You keep 'em here, you keep 'em safe.Copy !req
89. You're their uncle!Copy !req
90. Do you want me to say please?
Fine, Eli.Copy !req
91. Please, please keep
that wicked man away from my sons.Copy !req
92. She Kung Fu'd my larynx, Daddy.
My voice is God's gift, dude.Copy !req
93. May-May could've ruined
that forever just now.Copy !req
94. What were you thinking, Daddy?Copy !req
95. You won't even help your own kids
but you'll take in these bozos?Copy !req
96. Two fugitives roaming around the
compound like free-range chickens.Copy !req
97. They're not livestock, Jesse.
They're our family, first cousins.Copy !req
98. They're fucking Montgomerys. Savages.
I have zero sympathy for that family.Copy !req
99. Same.
You know what we should do, Daddy?Copy !req
100. We should be all return to sender, ship
'e right back to crazy Aunt May-May.Copy !req
101. - Let her deal with it. Bye-bye!
- She can't. That's why they're here.Copy !req
102. Make them feel comfortable. They are
family. Spend some time with them.Copy !req
103. Gross. We don't wanna spend time
with them creeps.Copy !req
104. You think I want them here?
I'm not asking. I'm telling.Copy !req
105. Shit. One of them is looking.Copy !req
106. I just saw one of them look and then
duck down or the mansion stall. Watch.Copy !req
107. - See? There they are.
- Fucking Montgomerys. We see you!Copy !req
108. - Let them watch.
- Yeah, fuck y'all.Copy !req
109. - Sit and spin, bitches.
- Go home. Nobody likes you here.Copy !req
110. - That's what we think about cousins.
- Yeah, we don't like them.Copy !req
111. - BJ. Is Judy here?
- No, she's out. What did you need?Copy !req
112. I had something for her. Here.Copy !req
113. If she wants me to explain
how to use it, I can.Copy !req
114. Or there also a video included
that can explain it as well.Copy !req
115. - Is this a board game? We love games.
- It is the opposite of a silly game.Copy !req
116. It's The System, my
at-home relationship counseling kit.Copy !req
117. - Counseling? Did Judy ask for this?
- No.Copy !req
118. I was just dropping it by in case
she wanted to take a look at it.Copy !req
119. She didn't ask me for it because she
doesn't need it. No one needs it.Copy !req
120. There's people that need it but there's
no specific reason why I brought it.Copy !req
121. I'll make sure she gets it.Copy !req
122. The System?Copy !req
123. - That's where they keep the cars.
- I think so.Copy !req
124. Where the fuck do those honkeys
think they're going?Copy !req
125. These motherfuckers.Copy !req
126. No way.Copy !req
127. It's the Redeemer!Copy !req
128. - I can't believe they still got it.
- She's beautiful.Copy !req
129. - She's so pretty.
- I wanna be all up in there.Copy !req
130. - Get in there, big brother.
- Help me.Copy !req
131. - Yeah? What's it like?
- It's amazing! It's fucking awesome!Copy !req
132. - Oh, my God!
- It's like you were born to drive it.Copy !req
133. - What should we smash?
- Everything!Copy !req
134. That's private property. Get your
greasy Montgomery paws off my truck!Copy !req
135. Sorry, Jesse.
We just can't believe you still got it.Copy !req
136. We remember you smashing and
crashing stuff like it was yesterday.Copy !req
137. I bet she still purrs like a kitten.Copy !req
138. Don't you talk about that thing being
a kitten. That's my monster truck!Copy !req
139. That's a five-ton wrecking machine.
Get out before you break something.Copy !req
140. - Take it easy, Jesse.
- Take it easy. Take it easy...Copy !req
141. - You got it, Chuck?
- Take it easy, huh?Copy !req
142. Truck brings back some fond memories.
You ever take her out anymore?Copy !req
143. I'd love that. Oh, please, Jesse.
I never got a chance to drive it.Copy !req
144. And you never will numbnuts.Copy !req
145. Just because my daddy said
it's cool for y'all to stay hereCopy !req
146. doesn't mean we're gonna be
cool cousins all now all of a sudden.Copy !req
147. We ain't cool cousins.
And we never will be again.Copy !req
148. - You smell that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
149. You boys need to shower off. I smelled
balls the second I rolled up in here.Copy !req
150. Stink worse
than my middle school locker.Copy !req
151. That's my boy right there.
Go on and wash.Copy !req
152. - The little one's mean.
- You're damn right he's mean.Copy !req
153. - He's my son. I make them mean.
- You mean as a Gemstones? Damn.Copy !req
154. I don't know what it was like in the
barn or where the fuck you were born inCopy !req
155. but in this house, on this compound,Copy !req
156. we respect people's private properties,
you greasy little animals.Copy !req
157. Porn equals Satan. I like that one.
These protest signs are tops.Copy !req
158. These are gonna take twice.Copy !req
159. - Yo!
- Hey bud.Copy !req
160. Check it out, bro. I wiped out almost
the entire inventory of bullets buzzersCopy !req
161. and basically everything else
at the Adult Emporium off the highway.Copy !req
162. And I know you said that
it wouldn't shut them down but...Copy !req
163. Due to supply chain issues, they
won't be able to restock for a while.Copy !req
164. Smart! Yes. Dang. I am missing
out on all the fun lately.Copy !req
165. My cousins are in town.
Dad is making me hang out with them.Copy !req
166. - I gotta go to a stupid cousins night.
- Cousins night. Very interesting.Copy !req
167. No, it's not. They are total weirdoes.Copy !req
168. A complete lack of knowing
how to fit in the world around them.Copy !req
169. God, they sound awkward.
Shall I make my sausage dip?Copy !req
170. Those inbreds aren't worthy
of your sausage dip.Copy !req
171. But you should make it.Copy !req
172. I'll put it in a special container
that'll keep it warmCopy !req
173. and you can carry it with you
to the family event.Copy !req
174. Why don't you carry it with? Keefe,
you have to come to cousins night.Copy !req
175. - Come on, come cousins night.
- I ain't a cousin though.Copy !req
176. I know you're not a cousin. You're
my best dude... friend of a cousin.Copy !req
177. Never done a cousins night before.
Maybe I'll bring flames and swords.Copy !req
178. Yeah, totes. You should.
But let's keep our expects in checks.Copy !req
179. My cousins are diarrhea people.Copy !req
180. There is nothing that we take
more seriously than our marriage.Copy !req
181. That's why I created the System.Copy !req
182. A program that you can use at homeCopy !req
183. to help your marriage
better honor Jesus Christ.Copy !req
184. When I want to say something
or do somethingCopy !req
185. that would reflect poorly
in the eyes our Lord,Copy !req
186. I take one of these gemstones and
I'll plop it into this vase container.Copy !req
187. Now, I know that Jesse is trying.Copy !req
188. He almost said something hurtful but
he let the gemstone do the talking.Copy !req
189. - I love my wife.
- It's so simple. It works.Copy !req
190. Creating The System
was a work of passion for me.Copy !req
191. What the fuck are you watching in here?
Horror movies?Copy !req
192. No. The System.
Amber dropped it off.Copy !req
193. I guess it's something
she and Jesse made and sell.Copy !req
194. - Good luck.
- Couple's therapy or some sort.Copy !req
195. Couple's therapy? No.Copy !req
196. That bitch.Copy !req
197. At first, I was like, "Wait, Amber,
do you know something I don't?Copy !req
198. Why do you think
we need The System?"Copy !req
199. Exactly. This was like
very fucking dumb of her.Copy !req
200. - Bitch is trying to fuck with me.
- Well, how so?Copy !req
201. By pulling junior high mean girl shit.
Don't touch anything else in there.Copy !req
202. - This is poison. It's going back.
- I don't think we should be rude.Copy !req
203. Our marriage is solid! Okay?
There's nothing to work on here.Copy !req
204. So, fuck The System, okay?Copy !req
205. And fuck Amber too!Copy !req
206. Now, every episode starts out the same.Copy !req
207. Old Baby Billy,
he comes out and like this.Copy !req
208. I make me some jokes,
current events, hot styles,Copy !req
209. nothing edgy, we'll keep it light
so we don't limit our audience.Copy !req
210. And then, I introduce two families.Copy !req
211. I'll banter with them, I do chit-chat,
maybe I'll kiss them on the cheekCopy !req
212. and then one by one, they compete,
doing trivias from the Bible.Copy !req
213. - The Bible?
- Sorry, baby. Hey boy, yeah.Copy !req
214. This right here.Copy !req
215. Uncle Baby Billy, isn't this just
exactly the pitch for Family Feud?Copy !req
216. - Did you run this past daddy?
- Why I got to run this by Eli?Copy !req
217. Everybody knows y'all running shit.Copy !req
218. Unless, you ain't got purchase power
and you can't pull the trigger?Copy !req
219. No, we got purchase power.
We can pull the triggers, homie.Copy !req
220. Then I suggest, you pull the trigger
on this here, hit TV series.Copy !req
221. - Go on and take it off the market.
- It's exactly Family Feud.Copy !req
222. There ain't no Family Feud.
This is Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers.Copy !req
223. - Bible Bonkers?
- Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers.Copy !req
224. - Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers.
- Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers.Copy !req
225. Yeah, roll that around your mouth,
it's fun, ain't it?Copy !req
226. I know how I'm gonna vote on this.
If we could end this meeting early.Copy !req
227. Plus, I got some stuff
that I gotta hash out with Jesse.Copy !req
228. What the hell
you gotta hash out with me?Copy !req
229. You tattling on me
to your damn fembot.Copy !req
230. You're mad 'cause I told Amber you're
having an affair with Stephen?Copy !req
231. - Affair?
- Who the fuck is Stephen?Copy !req
232. Now you done told two more people.
Jesse, fuck me, man.Copy !req
233. He told three. Lionel's here too now,
he heard it.Copy !req
234. Can we please just concentrate
on my pitch? Come on, now.Copy !req
235. - My executive vote is no.
- I don't like it.Copy !req
236. That's one thing I can agree
with you on. You fucking tattletale.Copy !req
237. - You'll really say no to this concept?
- Hmm, not today, don't we?Copy !req
238. - No, dawg, this ain't it.
- Not on our network.Copy !req
239. Y'all can't even see solid gold when
I'm shitting it right in front of you.Copy !req
240. Y'all just piss me off. No wonder
your fucking numbers are down.Copy !req
241. You think
you can ship me off to paradise,Copy !req
242. make me sing by a pool
all motherfucking day, getting a suntan,Copy !req
243. drinking pina coladas for free,
living in a penthouse, huh?Copy !req
244. No! I'm an international known talent.
I deserve more than that.Copy !req
245. You haven't seen the last of me.Copy !req
246. You're our uncle, I'm assuming
we're gonna hear from you again.Copy !req
247. You're damn right you will.Copy !req
248. - Let's go. Come on, Tiff.
- Okay.Copy !req
249. I'm just gonna leave this here
for you all to... study.Copy !req
250. - You can take that. We don't want it.
- Take all that shit.Copy !req
251. - You left your kid here.
- I'm sorry, baby.Copy !req
252. - Bye, y'all! That was fun.
- Love you, Aunt Tiffy.Copy !req
253. - Love you, baby. Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
254. Your people shall be my people.
And your God, my God.Copy !req
255. And where you die, I will die.
And there will I be buried.Copy !req
256. And may The Lord do so to me,Copy !req
257. and more also if anything death
parts me from you.Copy !req
258. This week, let's think of Ruth.Copy !req
259. Think of the commitment that we
have made to the people that we love.Copy !req
260. - Until next time. Praise He.
- Praise He.Copy !req
261. Thank you. Hey guys, thank you.Copy !req
262. Sorry to interrupt
your zombie bitches prayer group,Copy !req
263. but I brought something
for your nosy ass.Copy !req
264. - Oh, my word.
- Yeah. "My word." Are you dumb?Copy !req
265. Bringing a dang marriage counseling
thing in my fucking house?Copy !req
266. I don't know what you think Jesse told
you, but my conscience is clean, chick.Copy !req
267. This church needs a win, Judy.
The decline is real.Copy !req
268. We need people to show up.
We need people to believe in us.Copy !req
269. We do not need a scandal.
End the affair.Copy !req
270. - Dummy, I did end it.
- You did?Copy !req
271. Yes. I told him to fuck off.
I love BJ, okay?Copy !req
272. I gave him some money,
hopefully that'll make it kosher.Copy !req
273. - Well, good. And that's that.
- That is that.Copy !req
274. You don't ever need to worry
about it again. Fuck off, Amber.Copy !req
275. - Fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
276. - Coming to cousins night?
- Duh. Daddy's making me.Copy !req
277. - You boys got any plans tonight?
- Yeah.Copy !req
278. The cousins invited us out
for a cousins night.Copy !req
279. A cousins night? Imagine that.Copy !req
280. I'm surprised they wanna hang,
the way they've been acting.Copy !req
281. - They don't seem to can for us at all.
- They invited you to cousins night.Copy !req
282. Maybe they're trying.Copy !req
283. We appreciate you letting us stay here.
I don't know where we'd go otherwise.Copy !req
284. You could go live with your momma.Copy !req
285. I know she ain't perfect,
but she does love you boys.Copy !req
286. I don't think there's room in
that utility closet where she sleeps.Copy !req
287. - Utility closet?
- Momma sleeps at the church.Copy !req
288. - Is that hygienic?
- There's dead birds probably in there.Copy !req
289. Guys! Oh, nasty! Don't drink
that water, man! That pond is filthy!Copy !req
290. Dummies. That's a trout pond.
Nothing but stink slicks and dead troutCopy !req
291. - The water's great!
- It's nice and crisp. Come on in!Copy !req
292. I feel like I'm up in the zoo now,
watching the gorillas get washed.Copy !req
293. About to start throwing
their poo at each other.Copy !req
294. Oh, holy smokes. What's Carl
got cooking under his trunks?Copy !req
295. He's got tons of hairs.Copy !req
296. Looks like he got
a chinchilla stuffed up in there.Copy !req
297. That's your family out there.Copy !req
298. Why don't you stop making fun
of them and go converse with them?Copy !req
299. I don't know what to say
to them weirdoes.Copy !req
300. - Why don't you go converse with them?
- Yeah, go hug 'em while they're wet.Copy !req
301. Looks like everybody's getting loose.Copy !req
302. How come you're not gonna tell us
about cousins night?Copy !req
303. Because you all aren't invited.
What the fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
304. Lionel's your cousin, dummy.Copy !req
305. How you not gonna invite
your first cousin to cousins night?Copy !req
306. Cousins night is about adult
cousins, dawg. Ain't no babies.Copy !req
307. Lionel's your cousin. And you will
damn well treat him like one.Copy !req
308. I will not have Baby Lionel miss out
on proper cousinship 'cause he's young.Copy !req
309. - Now, we're gonna cousins night now.
- Baby Lionel's eating dirt.Copy !req
310. Somebody not gonna have
any room left for barbecue.Copy !req
311. Wish you had any help for that?Copy !req
312. I don't rely on others.
I do things for myself.Copy !req
313. - Where do you live, May-May?
- Well, the Lord takes care of me.Copy !req
314. Do you live here?
I can't have you live like this.Copy !req
315. Oh what, are you afraid
of what the world will sayCopy !req
316. if they found out Eli Gemstone
lets sister live in squalor?Copy !req
317. You never lifted a finger to help me.
I ain't asking for it now.Copy !req
318. Come stay.
You should be with your boys.Copy !req
319. Take a lot more than just time
to heal those wounds.Copy !req
320. - I'm surprised you care about that.
- I'm surprised I do, too.Copy !req
321. - Remember what we practiced?
- Most of the parts.Copy !req
322. Then let's go bonkers!Copy !req
323. So, Judy tells me your lives might
be in danger. That's horrifying.Copy !req
324. BJ. Don't be acting
like I'm spilling beans.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry if I'm not supposed
to know y'all are wanted dead.Copy !req
326. Judy and I share everything
with each other.Copy !req
327. Welcome to cousins night!Copy !req
328. Now, tonight, you're gonna get
a special treat for cousins night.Copy !req
329. Tonight, we are gonna do a live test
run of Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers!Copy !req
330. - No, we ain't. What the fuck is this?
- We ain't doing this bonkers bullshit!Copy !req
331. Come on, now! Go with it.Copy !req
332. You don't think this is a good idea for
a show, you about to see right here.Copy !req
333. Because tonight's show you in.Copy !req
334. Now, let's welcome the Gemstone family
versus the Montgomerys.Copy !req
335. - Is this gonna be for the TV?
- If it's good, it will be, yes. Here.Copy !req
336. - Here we go. Come here. You are?
- Carl.Copy !req
337. - Carl Montgomery. What do you do?
- Lawn care.Copy !req
338. - Who? What?
- Landscaping.Copy !req
339. You mow grass? Good.Copy !req
340. - Who are you? And what do you do?
- Chuck. I just work with my brother.Copy !req
341. Now we're coming to the Gemstone side
of the table.Copy !req
342. Okay, little weirdo boy
with the puffy muscles, who are you?Copy !req
343. - Kelvin. We're not doing this, dude.
- Your shit sucks, Baby Billy.Copy !req
344. Don't use that kind of language, Judy.
This is a family show, now.Copy !req
345. - You ain't family. So what do you do?
- I run the muhfucking church, stud.Copy !req
346. Running the church and running around!Copy !req
347. Who are you?Copy !req
348. When we're done with these
introductions, can we just kill it?Copy !req
349. This isn't really an appropriate time
to be doing the damn holy-moly shit.Copy !req
350. This ain't no holy-moly show. This is
Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers!Copy !req
351. The two first-born from each family,
y'all come up here in the middle.Copy !req
352. Get in here right now.
Jesse, let's go. You can count.Copy !req
353. - Baby, just go. Shut him up.
- Get him, big brother.Copy !req
354. - Let's go. Be a good sport.
- Let's go right up here. Come on.Copy !req
355. If we get the answers wrong, it doesn't
matter. This isn't fucking real.Copy !req
356. - Beat his fucking ass, Jesse.
- Let's go, Jesse! You got this!Copy !req
357. Hit it, dear.Copy !req
358. Great job, Tiff.
First question.Copy !req
359. - How do we buzz in?
- These buzzers aren't even real.Copy !req
360. - This is stupid. What are we doing?
- Don't be saying what we're doing.Copy !req
361. Just buzz in with your fuckin' mouth.
Sorry there will be no cussin'.Copy !req
362. The first question now, who got Joseph
thrown into prison by lying about him?Copy !req
363. - Potiphar's wife!
- Potiphar's wife is correct! Damn.Copy !req
364. We gotta do a tiebreaker.
Second question.Copy !req
365. Who else was in prison with Joseph?Copy !req
366. The pharaoh's cupbearer and his butler!Copy !req
367. Wrong!
Montgomery's chance to steal.Copy !req
368. - That was an easy one, Jesse!
- Damn it.Copy !req
369. - Pharaoh's cupbearer and chief baker!
- Correct! Montgomerys have the lead!Copy !req
370. - No, they don't have the lead.
- Don't cheat, Jesse.Copy !req
371. - I know that must be tough for you.
- I'm not!Copy !req
372. The Montgomerys don't have the lead!
I'm not playing this game anymore!Copy !req
373. I don't like Bible Bonkers Billys! I'm
not doing this! Game over. Shut it downCopy !req
374. Still the same old spoil sore sport
you were when we were kids.Copy !req
375. Can you do me a favor, Chuck?
Why don't you go fuck yourself.Copy !req
376. Then go find a family that cares about
you! You fucking Montgomery.Copy !req
377. I'd rather be a Montgomery
than a Gemstone.Copy !req
378. I thought it was just your Mommv and
Daddy that didn't care about others,Copy !req
379. but the nuts don't fall
too far from the tree.Copy !req
380. You better watch
what you say about our momma.Copy !req
381. Take a seat, Judy Gemstone.Copy !req
382. The menfolk are talking and those
kind of chime-ins are not appropriate.Copy !req
383. - Judy? Keep your earrings on, girl.
- Why is she taking the earrings off?Copy !req
384. - Because we gonna fight, boy.
- Please, Judy, no. Don't fight.Copy !req
385. No, there ain't gonna be no fight.
There's just gonna be a 187.Copy !req
386. I'll cut you from fucking stem
to sternum, you bitch.Copy !req
387. - Come on, I'll kill you.
- Stick him, Jesse.Copy !req
388. - I got a knife, too.
- Oh, my Lord.Copy !req
389. Y'all play too much now.Copy !req
390. Jesse Gemstone,
you put that knife away.Copy !req
391. I'll put my knife away
when he puts his knife away.Copy !req
392. I ain't puttin' my knife away
unless he puts his knife away.Copy !req
393. Well then, I guess
we're keepin' the fuckin' knives out!Copy !req
394. You're just gonna circle each other or
is someone gonna do the stabbing?Copy !req
395. - Bitch, you dirty bitch!
- Oh, my God! Guys, he's choking!Copy !req
396. No, not him. Him!Copy !req
397. - Carl?
- Spit it out. Come on, Carl.Copy !req
398. - Come on! Spit it out, Carl!
- Hit him harder!Copy !req
399. - Carl, come on!
- Heimlich his ass!Copy !req
400. - Lick his what?
- Hurry up, he can't breathe!Copy !req
401. - Guys, he don't look so good.
- Put your arms around him!Copy !req
402. - He's too big!
- Jesse better go with the triangle!Copy !req
403. Come on! He's gonna die!Copy !req
404. We gotta do it at the same time!
On three! Three, two, one!Copy !req
405. Carl?Copy !req
406. Are you okay?Copy !req
407. I was so scared. I couldn't breathe.Copy !req
408. That's why we're always saying
chew your food.Copy !req
409. - I'm sorry, Chucky.
- It's okay, buddy.Copy !req
410. - I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
- You're okay now.Copy !req
411. Cousins!Copy !req
412. It was nice hanging out
with y'all tonight, cousins.Copy !req
413. And no one thinks less of you
because you choked, big Carl.Copy !req
414. - Thanks, cuz.
- Just walking back to our daddies?Copy !req
415. - We ain't got nowhere else to go.
- Well, let me give you a ride.Copy !req
416. Okay. Cool.Copy !req
417. I think it's a great idea
even if nobody else does.Copy !req
418. I appreciate your support, baby.
But they're gonna buy Bible Bonkers.Copy !req
419. They will come a payday.
Lionel's asleep in the back.Copy !req
420. You think maybe I could get some ass?Copy !req
421. There's a road right up here.Copy !req
422. Can we get some waffles
after we get some ass?Copy !req
423. You bet we can.Copy !req
424. I smelled the meat that came out
of your cousin.Copy !req
425. It wasn't the sausage dip
that choked him, it, it was poultry.Copy !req
426. Gross, Keefe.Copy !req
427. I didn't think it was your sausage dip.
That sauce is too good.Copy !req
428. And your fire dance? Was lit.Copy !req
429. Easily the best part of 'tis eve.
You never disappoint.Copy !req
430. Good eye tonight, Beej. Helped save
cousin Carl's life, you dang hero.Copy !req
431. Not a hero. I'm an optometrist.
We "see" everything.Copy !req
432. - Okay. Come here.
- A hug from my beautiful wife.Copy !req
433. From my beautiful wife.
I'm gonna be having sex tonight.Copy !req
434. Oh, this is so good.Copy !req
435. - You get that spot, Eli.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
436. End episode 3, season 3Copy !req