1. You're using the new bread when
we haven't finished the old bread?Copy !req
2. - I want fresh.
- We'll throw the old bread away then.Copy !req
3. Bye, money.
Mr. Fancy likes his fresh.Copy !req
4. What are you even doing home?
Shouldn't you be at church?Copy !req
5. - Don't you have like a job to go to?
- They didn't need me to come in today.Copy !req
6. But you stayed home yesterday too.
Something going on at work, huh?Copy !req
7. - 'Cause this, this is unusual.
- No. Yes. I got fired, okay?Copy !req
8. - Well, not fired. Let go.
- What? Why did they fire you?Copy !req
9. - They didn't fire me. I was let go.
- Why were you let you go?Copy !req
10. No reasons. Just cutbacks.Copy !req
11. You're doing cocaine again,
aren't you, Stephen? Don't lie to me.Copy !req
12. - Always find a way to bring that up.
- Oh, my God! You are!Copy !req
13. - You are going back to rehab!
- No! I'm never going back there!Copy !req
14. I should have seen the signs.
Your weird behavior.Copy !req
15. Now, you're fired from church. Then
you said that mean thing about my hair.Copy !req
16. Oh, my God. Again, with the hair.
We already fought about the hair.Copy !req
17. I'm sorry I don't like your haircut.
It looks fucking stupid. Get over it!Copy !req
18. My hair is age appropriate. Unlike you,
trying to look young with frosted tips.Copy !req
19. You look old and desperate.Copy !req
20. You're thinking you're some hot
rock star doing coke. It's sad.Copy !req
21. Fuck you.Copy !req
22. Telling your wife fuck you
under your breath. Pathetic.Copy !req
23. An unemployed, cokehead
piece of shit who sulks all day.Copy !req
24. Can't even support his kids. But don't
worry! He still wears ripped jeansCopy !req
25. and spends all day learning Kings
From Leon like a goddamn teenage idiol.Copy !req
26. You want to push my buttons? Fine.Copy !req
27. Let me tell it to you loud and clear so
you can hear me. Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
28. - Daddy!
- I'm okay. I'm okay, honey.Copy !req
29. Fuck!Copy !req
30. Ooh, cha-cha-cha. Busted.Copy !req
31. Gideon, when did you even start this
nasty habit? Not in this house, I pray.Copy !req
32. No. You're in the clear, Mommy.
I picked it up on set.Copy !req
33. I'm not happy you got hurt,Copy !req
34. but I am glad that you are no longer
hanging out with these types of people.Copy !req
35. Quit smoking. And your sarcasm
needs to go right along with it.Copy !req
36. - Calling me mommy. No, sir.
- Sorry. I don't know why I did that.Copy !req
37. Buddy, we need a favor from you.
You need to start pitching in,Copy !req
38. especially since you're sitting on your
ass all day not doing movies anymore.Copy !req
39. - Dad, I don't wanna preach.
- Well, I'm not asking you to preach.Copy !req
40. I need you
to fill in for my daddy's driver.Copy !req
41. I'm sick and tired of seeing you
moping around the house all day,Copy !req
42. pretending like you're fucking born
on the Fourth of July or something.Copy !req
43. I'm sitting around
'cause I've been seriously injured.Copy !req
44. And I am moping. I can't do anything.
I can't ride bikes, do my martial arts.Copy !req
45. - I may never do stunts again.
- You're never gonna do stunts again.Copy !req
46. - Never gonna do stunts again?
- We're not trying to belittle you.Copy !req
47. But this might be what you need.
Get out in the world.Copy !req
48. Run your granddaddy around to get
his meds, get his prostate checked.Copy !req
49. - It could take your mind off of shit.
- How often does he check his prostate?Copy !req
50. - Bunches.
- Lot of times. It gets bigger.Copy !req
51. You're doing it,
so don't be a little bitch about it.Copy !req
52. - Daytime friends and nighttime lovers.
- Turn it off.Copy !req
53. Hoping no one else discovers
where they go.Copy !req
54. Stop grabbing my hand
and turn it the fuck off.Copy !req
55. Just don't act like
you don't love hearing our song.Copy !req
56. Shut up. This ain't our song.
We don't have a song.Copy !req
57. - What's up with your face?
- My wife laid these colors down.Copy !req
58. - God dang. What happened?
- I told her I got fired.Copy !req
59. But I couldn't tell her why.
She thinks I'm back on coke.Copy !req
60. That's great news.Copy !req
61. She's demanding I go back to rehab.
It's all fucked!Copy !req
62. Earth to Stephen. Come back
from outer space and calm down.Copy !req
63. Don't you think I've thought
about all this? I have.Copy !req
64. That's why I'm prepared
to give you $10,000.Copy !req
65. That's mostly in small bills. I figured
you'd wanna buy gas station snack.Copy !req
66. - So this is fuck off money?
- A little bit may, kinda.Copy !req
67. I'm not giving up that easy
and letting the other guy win.Copy !req
68. - What other guy?
- Your husband.Copy !req
69. - I'm willing to fight for you.
- You don't sound like a tattoo man.Copy !req
70. Stephen, you have a wife.
You have kids.Copy !req
71. We haven't even shit
in front of each other.Copy !req
72. - But I want to.
- Don't.Copy !req
73. I'd leave my family in a second
if I can have you. I'd murder them.Copy !req
74. I believe you, okay?Copy !req
75. I have long known that I can drive
men wild with the power of this pussyCopy !req
76. or even just the promise
of this pussy.Copy !req
77. But marriage-ruining shit, home-wrecker
shit, that's a hell no from me, dawg.Copy !req
78. Me and you?
I don't want to see you no mo.Copy !req
79. Judy. Wait. Don't, don't do this.Copy !req
80. All right, Gideon,
go on and keep that speed steady.Copy !req
81. Daddy don't like it too fast.
He's doing good, ain't he, Daddy?Copy !req
82. - Fine. Thank you, Gideon.
- Happy to help, Granddad.Copy !req
83. Why is the injured person doing the
driving? He can't even turn his head.Copy !req
84. Maybe help him out instead
of being a damn dick about it.Copy !req
85. - You're clear.
- All good?Copy !req
86. Yeah. You're good.
Put your signal on.Copy !req
87. I don't even know why we came all the
way out here. We hate Montgomerys.Copy !req
88. Here we are, doing a damn
wellness check for our sworn enemies.Copy !req
89. Momma wouldn't like it.
She'd say fuck these inbred weirdoes.Copy !req
90. Your mom will never say
anything like that about your cousins.Copy !req
91. I always found them
to be kind of dumb and strange.Copy !req
92. That's why I'm surprised you
weren't butt buddies with them.Copy !req
93. - Oh, yeah, Judy?
- You wanna talk butt buddies?Copy !req
94. Why don't you go back on tour then?
Get some kisses.Copy !req
95. - Stop.
- Work on a new love song.Copy !req
96. - What are you all talking about?
- Nothing, Daddy. Nothing. Stop it!Copy !req
97. - Gideon, turn left here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
98. They're waiting for you down
at the mess hall. Stay to the left.Copy !req
99. Do not veer off the road.Copy !req
100. They got damn Meal Team Six
guarding this joint.Copy !req
101. - What the hell is this place, Daddy?
- It's some straight up militia shit.Copy !req
102. These folks are what you call preppers.
They believe the end is near.Copy !req
103. They wanna make sure
they don't run out of toilet paper.Copy !req
104. Let's go! Move, move, move!Copy !req
105. - Gideon, what are you doing?
- Oh, honestly, I have no idea.Copy !req
106. - Do I go with you or stay in the car?
- You're his driver. What do you think?Copy !req
107. - Right. So it's stay with the car then?
- Bingo. Stay with the car.Copy !req
108. Daddy, you make sure he does
the stuff a driver is supposed to do.Copy !req
109. Don't give him any shortcuts
just 'cause he's family.Copy !req
110. He's fine, Jesse.Copy !req
111. All right.Copy !req
112. Uncle. Cousins. Welcome.Copy !req
113. - What are you doing here, Uncle?
- Your mother is worried about you.Copy !req
114. Wanna make sure
you all are staying out of trouble.Copy !req
115. Momma don't know shit.
She hadn't in a long time.Copy !req
116. I can't argue with that, but looking
around I say she may be getting warmer.Copy !req
117. Who are these men
you're out here with?Copy !req
118. These are the Brothers
of Tomorrow's Fires.Copy !req
119. - This is a militia.
- It was a bad idea to come out here.Copy !req
120. I ain't trying to get Ruby Ridged
up in this motherfucker.Copy !req
121. Feds come rushing in and we get fucking
Waco'd while sitting here. No, sir.Copy !req
122. - What are you all up to?
- There's a war coming.Copy !req
123. The Lord has picked
how He'll use each of us.Copy !req
124. I know my assignment. Do you
know how He intends to use you?Copy !req
125. - Yeah. Singing.
- Yeah. Doing preaching.Copy !req
126. Youth of ministry probably.Copy !req
127. If it ain't the world-famous
Gemstone family.Copy !req
128. - Hello, Peter.
- Eli...Copy !req
129. - And little old Karl.
- Hi, Uncle Eli.Copy !req
130. I mean, good afternoon, sir. Cousins.Copy !req
131. Got the whole family here.
To what do we owe the pleasure?Copy !req
132. I don't suppose my lovely, forgiving
wife had anything to do with the visit?Copy !req
133. She may have asked me to check up on
the boys, see how you all are doing.Copy !req
134. I'd say we're doing just fine.Copy !req
135. - Doing fine, Karl?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
136. There you go. There you have it.Copy !req
137. We're making up for lost time now
that pa is back on the outside again.Copy !req
138. Don't mean to be rude but we are
congregating for our afternoon service.Copy !req
139. Service? Are you all doing church?
Why don't you let us pray with you?Copy !req
140. - It's what we do.
- I got a good sermon in the chamber.Copy !req
141. Pop it off and lighten the mood
with these sour boys.Copy !req
142. Maybe throw a little song over to Judy.
She can do a ditty.Copy !req
143. I'm happy to. Karl's gonna have
to run security detail for me though.Copy !req
144. These boys look
like they're trying to eat me.Copy !req
145. If there's any little ones, I could do
a presentation on feats of strength.Copy !req
146. - Tie it in with Jesus.
- You're all so sure of yourselves.Copy !req
147. We do it a little differently here.Copy !req
148. Eyes to the front!Copy !req
149. Men, this here is
the world-famous Gemstone family.Copy !req
150. Eli got a magnificent ministry.
It's as big as a castle.Copy !req
151. He had a wife, beautiful wife,
with a voice of an angel.Copy !req
152. - Yes, she did.
- She just loved to share that gift.Copy !req
153. She would share it on every street
corner if she could. Just give it away.Copy !req
154. Eli here, he just had to sell it!Copy !req
155. These people, they're not here
to offer you a gift.Copy !req
156. They are here to sell you something.
I know because I bought it once!Copy !req
157. These are not people of God!Copy !req
158. They're entertainers!
Performers! Charlatans!Copy !req
159. When the end times come,
are we to believeCopy !req
160. that these phony fakers will be
called to the Kingdom of Heaven?Copy !req
161. No, sir. No.Copy !req
162. Then get the hell out of here!Copy !req
163. I can't believe we're blood with those
boys. Couldn't be kin more different.Copy !req
164. Tell me about it. They're crazy.Copy !req
165. Super relig. Love their guns.
Live in a compound together.Copy !req
166. To be honest with you, I'm embarrassed
we're even related to them.Copy !req
167. Me too. Supes embarrassed. Is this
the color we're going with here?Copy !req
168. Judy picked it.Copy !req
169. Well, since she's not here,
maybe we do a veto?Copy !req
170. Percy, if this is gonna be
our executive boardroom,Copy !req
171. I feel like I'd like my chair on
a platform or raised or something,Copy !req
172. just so I sit taller
than those around me.Copy !req
173. Jesse, that's a really good idea.
But my chair too thoughCopy !req
174. Okay. Percy, can you make
our chairs taller than the rest?Copy !req
175. What we're going for here is that
when people come in to meet,Copy !req
176. that they feel less.Copy !req
177. - Are you writing this down'
- Yes, boys.Copy !req
178. Jesse and Kelvin. Sorry
to interrupt. Remodeling, are we?Copy !req
179. Yes, Martin. Very important
church leaders executive stuff.Copy !req
180. Martin, your penis is 22.82
feet away from me right now.Copy !req
181. - Okay...
- Martin, what you need?Copy !req
182. The ministers from the church
have reached out.Copy !req
183. The ministers?Copy !req
184. - Percy, get the fuck out of here. Go.
- Bye, Percy.Copy !req
185. Thanks.Copy !req
186. - Which ministers?
- All of them.Copy !req
187. They want to have a meeting
with the three of you.Copy !req
188. Okay. That could be normal, right?Copy !req
189. They want to make sure that the church
is headed in the right direction.Copy !req
190. And we're supposed
to convince them of that?Copy !req
191. As the leaders of the church,
yes, that is expected.Copy !req
192. - Sick. Sick.
- Cool. Very good. No doubt.Copy !req
193. - Sick.
- It is sick. It is also bad news.Copy !req
194. - What's up, Daddy? You get any bites?
- Daddy be straight up relaxing.Copy !req
195. I am trying to relax,
but people keep bothering me.Copy !req
196. We understand you're trying to get
your chill on, catch fishes.Copy !req
197. We're not here to ask you to do
extra work and to do any hand-holding.Copy !req
198. It's just that the ministers from the
church, they'd like to have a sit-down.Copy !req
199. - What now?
- Martin says they're disgruntled.Copy !req
200. Apparently, they liked it better
when you ran the churchCopy !req
201. Daddy, maybe like you could
just talk to them or something.Copy !req
202. - I'm supposed to be retired.
- Well, we understand that.Copy !req
203. I hope you know we are trying hard
not to ruin this whole entire thing.Copy !req
204. Truth be told, I don't know
how much help I can be.Copy !req
205. World's a more cynical place
than when we were coming up.Copy !req
206. People are ready to hate.
Excited to even.Copy !req
207. But the importartant thing is
that you all work this out together.Copy !req
208. - I'm not always gonna be here.
- But you're alive.Copy !req
209. You ain't drooling yet. You ain't
even squirting piss against your will.Copy !req
210. Come on, Daddy. Pretty please,
with sugar sprinkles on top.Copy !req
211. Holy shit!Copy !req
212. Oh, my God! What the...Copy !req
213. They shot him. They shot him.Copy !req
214. - What the heck happened?
— We're being raided.
- Get to the safe...Copy !req
215. - Go, go, go!
- Oh, boy! What did he say?Copy !req
216. - Get to the safe house!
- To the safe house?Copy !req
217. That was fun. We haven't been to a
movie in I can't remember how long.Copy !req
218. It was cool having popcorn. Throwing
it at people's heads like we used to.Copy !req
219. I feel like, lately, we haven't been on
the same page, but now we're back.Copy !req
220. You think
we haven't been on the same page?Copy !req
221. No. I'm just saying like,
at various points in our relationship,Copy !req
222. we haven't been on the same page
but we're good now.Copy !req
223. - When were we not on the same page?
- God, BJ.Copy !req
224. When I was on tour, I would call you
and stuff, and you barely picked upCopy !req
225. 'cause you were always at the
Salvation Center trying to kiss ass.Copy !req
226. Lollipop, the time zones were hard
to navigate while you were on tour.Copy !req
227. And I'm not kissing ass
at the Salvation Center.Copy !req
228. I'm helping out at a time
when we need it,Copy !req
229. becoming a more dope me
in the process.Copy !req
230. Fuck, BJ. I'm not trying
to play the blame game.Copy !req
231. I'm stating that we took a break and
now it's nice to spend time together.Copy !req
232. You being on tour
and me helping out at the churchCopy !req
233. is not taking a break
in our relationship.Copy !req
234. God. Semantics police. Please
do not start spiraling over words.Copy !req
235. I said it weird. It's no bigz.Copy !req
236. You made it sound like we went
through a rocky patch or something.Copy !req
237. I didn't say that. You're the one over
here talking about rocky patch.Copy !req
238. I literally said I was away
and then I came back.Copy !req
239. I said two locations. That's all.
The rest is in your twisted mind.Copy !req
240. - Don't gaslight me, Judy.
- You gaslight yourself by being crazy.Copy !req
241. It's called a joke, hot stuff.
Come on, dude Lighten up.Copy !req
242. - I love you. You know that. Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
243. - Okay?
- Sorry.Copy !req
244. Pa make it?Copy !req
245. - We made it.
- I see that. A lot of fellas didn't.Copy !req
246. - Why'd the feds come, Pa?
- I don't know.Copy !req
247. We were talking and thinking
maybe you two could tell us.Copy !req
248. Why are you asking like that? We
didn't have nothing to do with nothing.Copy !req
249. Yeah, but you invited
the Gemstones out for a visit.Copy !req
250. No, sir, we didn't.
Momma sent them.Copy !req
251. How would she even know where you
were unless you were talking to her?Copy !req
252. - What did we discuss?
- That she is a liar? Can't be trusted.Copy !req
253. Right. And did you listen?Copy !req
254. I said did you listen to me
and talk to her?Copy !req
255. Ignore me again.Copy !req
256. All right. We're gonna try this
a different way. Jacob get over here.Copy !req
257. - Why?
- Because I said so, Jacob.Copy !req
258. - Don't look at me. Don't. Get him.
- Get off! Get off me!Copy !req
259. Now, we're gonna try this again.Copy !req
260. If you lie to me, Jacob here is gonna
lose the tippy top of his ear.Copy !req
261. What? Stop!Copy !req
262. Now, did you or did you not tell
the feds where we were?Copy !req
263. - No, Pa. Honest. We didn't.
- Pa, we ain't lying. Please.Copy !req
264. Yeah, I don't believe you.Copy !req
265. - There you go! Did you see that?
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
266. You see that? That is your fault.
You caused that. Got another one.Copy !req
267. - No!
- Quiet! We're gonna do this again.Copy !req
268. Don't lie to me, boys, okay?
Jacob, I am really sorry about that.Copy !req
269. - No! You don't gotta do this!
- Stop! Stop! Don't!Copy !req
270. You are dumber than I thought
you stepping to me like that.Copy !req
271. I will not be disrespected.
You let go of me! Fuck! That hurt.Copy !req
272. Get that son of a bitch!Copy !req
273. Come back here right now! Come back!Copy !req
274. Don't stand there! Go get them!Copy !req
275. Hey, Granddad. Ready to roll?Copy !req
276. I ain't looking for Speed Racer here.
I ain't in one of your action movies.Copy !req
277. No, sir. No, of course, not.
No action movies today.Copy !req
278. Dear Lord, have you been smoking?
It reeks of cigarettes in here.Copy !req
279. Have I? Gosh, no.Copy !req
280. Honestly, off the top of my head,
the only explanation I could think isCopy !req
281. that I wore these clothes to the store
recently and another person...Copy !req
282. You don't need to lie. I can smell it.
Your grandma used to smoke.Copy !req
283. - Turn on the air.
- Sorry, Granddad. Yeah.Copy !req
284. - You're clear.
- All clear? Thanks.Copy !req
285. So how's your day going so far?Copy !req
286. I'm gonna collect my thoughts before
going to meet with these ministers.Copy !req
287. As you should. Yup.Copy !req
288. What? Where are you?Copy !req
289. Daddy ain't here yet.Copy !req
290. He was never too late for stuff
like this when he was in charge.Copy !req
291. - He's doing this on purpose.
- It's only five till.Copy !req
292. - Technically, he's not late yet.
- No. He's late.Copy !req
293. Just keep the truck running.Copy !req
294. Here. Come on, Eli. Quick!Copy !req
295. - My God. What happened?
- We got raided.Copy !req
296. Pa thinks you all are responsible.
He blamed us. Madder than a wet hen.Copy !req
297. Peter is dangerous, Eli. He's already
sent his goons to question me.Copy !req
298. They followed me here as I was
checking in. They're parked outside.Copy !req
299. Everything okay?Copy !req
300. Boy, we got friends a couple
of spaces over from you.Copy !req
301. I want you to leave the parking lot.
Drive right by them.Copy !req
302. Go around the block. There's
an alley back behind the motel.Copy !req
303. Got it.Copy !req
304. Well, if you all aren't gonna speak,
is it okay if we do then?Copy !req
305. Daddy ain't coming.
It's time. We're on our own.Copy !req
306. - Jesse, what are you doing?
- Let's fuck these pastors up.Copy !req
307. How's it going, everyone? Wonderful to
see you, brother and sister pastors.Copy !req
308. Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
309. We understand that some of you are
nervous about the change in leadership.Copy !req
310. We just wanna assure you that
we don't take that personally.Copy !req
311. We're not insulted by that. It doesn't
make us wanna physically hurt you.Copy !req
312. We just want you all to really knowCopy !req
313. that we are just as capable of running
this church as our momma and daddy.Copy !req
314. And because you believed
in our parents,Copy !req
315. it is now time
to believe in their three childrenCopy !req
316. Being a part of Gemstone church
used to be joyous, felt like a family.Copy !req
317. But now, that spark is gone.Copy !req
318. You gotta give the people in this room
something to believe in.Copy !req
319. Inspire us. Let us know
that you feel confident in the future.Copy !req
320. All right. Easy. Cinch.Copy !req
321. - Judy.
- Oh, I'm up? Okay.Copy !req
322. I'm so ready to inspire you all,Copy !req
323. but I'm gonna be generous right now,
throw it to my, my little bro, Kelvin.Copy !req
324. - I had to be the one to inspire?
- Fucking do it.Copy !req
325. You all wanna be inspired?
Peep this.Copy !req
326. To turn this church around, it's gonna
take more than just the three of us.Copy !req
327. It's gonna take everybody in here.
We, the three, and you.Copy !req
328. Okay. What? I just stumbled
upon a new church chant motto.Copy !req
329. We, the three, and you.
Come on. We, the three, and you.Copy !req
330. - Tag along. Come on, everybody.
- We, the three, and you.Copy !req
331. - Let me hear you all.
- We, the three, and you. Come on.Copy !req
332. - This is what you got for us?
- What's that?Copy !req
333. Half the church is thinking
about jumping shipCopy !req
334. and you wanna clap hands
and rhyme?Copy !req
335. You're making us look like fools.Copy !req
336. Your hairstyle and your flavor saver
make you look like a fool, homes.Copy !req
337. - For real though.
- Very well then.Copy !req
338. After 22 years of service to this
church the Lord tells me my time is up.Copy !req
339. The Lord is telling me
you're a little baby bitch!Copy !req
340. You just sit your ass
back down right now!Copy !req
341. - Jesse, don't swear at them.
- No. No. Let him walk.Copy !req
342. - They fucking suck anyway!
- Judy! No! Come on!Copy !req
343. Please! Guys, come back.
Come back. Please. Please come back!Copy !req
344. No! Everyone just calm down.
Calm down!Copy !req
345. You tell that to them, Martin.
This is embarrassing.Copy !req
346. If their mother was still alive,Copy !req
347. she would be appalled by what's
happening in this church right now.Copy !req
348. Shut the fuck up about my momma,
you asshole!Copy !req
349. You wanna do that? All right.Copy !req
350. - I was on your side.
- Fuck this!Copy !req
351. Quit! Quit it!Copy !req
352. Come on!Copy !req
353. Hold on!Copy !req
354. - Fuck you!
- We, the three, and you!Copy !req
355. - Shit! They're going everywhere.
- Choke on this, Linda!Copy !req
356. Fuck you! Fuck off!Copy !req
357. Suck it! Fuck you!Copy !req
358. Come on, boys!
Hustle! Hustle in!Copy !req
359. Go, go!Copy !req
360. Hit it, Gideon!Copy !req
361. Oh, Lord! They spotted us.Copy !req
362. - Granddad, I'm gonna need your eyes.
- You got them.Copy !req
363. Holy shit!Copy !req
364. Clear on the right side.Copy !req
365. Hold on!Copy !req
366. Coming up fast!Copy !req
367. Oh, shit! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
368. I pooped a little.Copy !req
369. We got two of them now.Copy !req
370. - The field on your right clear?
- Clear!Copy !req
371. They're still on us.Copy !req
372. Right side.Copy !req
373. Leftside.Copy !req
374. If you got a move in you...Copy !req
375. You're a hell of a wheel man, Gideon.
Old Walker couldn't have stuck that.Copy !req
376. You can keep the gig.Copy !req
377. End episode 2, season 3Copy !req