1. The Redeemer,Copy !req
2. like The Lord our God above, shall
destroy them with a mighty destructionCopy !req
3. until they all be destroyed!Copy !req
4. Through God's teachings
we can be the Monster Truck.Copy !req
5. We can smush the things
that the devil puts in our way.Copy !req
6. - Now, can I get an Amen?
- Amen!Copy !req
7. Y'all know I don't like to cuss,Copy !req
8. but what in the hell is this horse
shit I am looking at right now?Copy !req
9. - Momma said the S word.
- This has nothing to do with church.Copy !req
10. He's making us look like fools. Talking
about we can be like a monster truck.Copy !req
11. I can't believe y'all let him
pull this Hot Wheels mess.Copy !req
12. A good turnout at least.
Avery profitable Friday night.Copy !req
13. That's got to count for something.
Putting butts in the seats.Copy !req
14. Money ain't everything, baby. What
we gonna do, start selling beer next?Copy !req
15. Get your ice cold beer, here!
Beer, beer, beer!Copy !req
16. Get your ice cold beer!
Beer, beer, beer!Copy !req
17. You. You're nothing but a fool.Copy !req
18. Pretending on TV to be all kind
and caring. But I know the truth.Copy !req
19. - May-May?
- Damn you to hell, Aimee-Leigh!Copy !req
20. Somebody help me,
she's trying to kill me!Copy !req
21. Help Me! Help! Help me!
She's trying to kill me!Copy !req
22. You think I'd just live with it?
What you done to my family?Copy !req
23. Please, May-May.
This ain't the way.Copy !req
24. Now it's your turn to feel...Copy !req
25. What the hell? I'm sorry.Copy !req
26. We are the elite
of the Evangelical world.Copy !req
27. Our capes embrace us
like the arms of Jesus Christ.Copy !req
28. We wear it in celebration of His love.Copy !req
29. The pistol gives the power
to take life.Copy !req
30. The Lord gave us free will
to do as we choose.Copy !req
31. Thusly, it is a righteous man who
wears the pistol, yet does no evil.Copy !req
32. Under the eyes of God we are
the men of the Cape and Pistol Society.Copy !req
33. How you enjoying your retirement, Eli?Copy !req
34. Oh, he ain't retired. He's writing
books, he's doing press.Copy !req
35. Admit it, Eli,
you can't stay ou the spotlight.Copy !req
36. No, you better believe
I'm gonna be fishin' and sippin'.Copy !req
37. Fishin' and sippin.' You're
scared your kids're gonna blow it.Copy !req
38. Pretty much.Copy !req
39. Glory to, to Zion.
Beautiful, beautiful Zion.Copy !req
40. Glory to, glory to Zion.
The beautiful sea of love.Copy !req
41. - Zion is a beautiful resort, sir.
- Yeah. Heaven on Earth.Copy !req
42. - Yeah. Take it in while you can.
- What's that?Copy !req
43. Really, Gregory?
I had a fucking thing planned.Copy !req
44. - I'm sorry, Jess.
- What's happening right now?Copy !req
45. Well go on, Gregory. You wanna spill
the damn beans, speak outta turn.Copy !req
46. - Tell him. Do it, damn it.
- You're fired, Walker.Copy !req
47. - Take it like a man if you can.
- What are they talking about Jesse?Copy !req
48. I've driven your daddy for years.
And you know I would take a bullet.Copy !req
49. Well, I used to think that.Copy !req
50. Until I started seeing little tidbits
about my family being publish online.Copy !req
51. - Insights into the transition of power
- You got the wrong guy, Jesse.Copy !req
52. Behold, this was published
in Christian Times.Copy !req
53. "After the Gemstone heirs
got the disma poll numbers,Copy !req
54. Amber Gemstone made sugar cookies
to lighten the mood."Copy !req
55. Says an insider to the family.Copy !req
56. I ain't the only one you told
that story to Jesse. It's a nice story.Copy !req
57. Sugar cookies ain't real bitch. That's
a detail I made up to sniff out the ratCopy !req
58. She made crescents, son.Copy !req
59. You're the only one I told sugar
cooks to, you fucking snitch!Copy !req
60. - Grab his ass.
- What?Copy !req
61. - Come on, now. Oh, no!
- Keep an eye out Levi.Copy !req
62. - Get you some.
- Jess, come on, please.Copy !req
63. - Tally-ho.
- What?Copy !req
64. How you doing? We're just having
fun. We're just playing around.Copy !req
65. Dammit, Jesse. You brought me all
the way to Florida just to fire me?Copy !req
66. Yes I did. When your family
asks how you broke your noseCopy !req
67. tell them
it was a kite surfing accident.Copy !req
68. My nose ain't broken,Copy !req
69. Yeah, it is. Kite surfing
is a lot harder than it looks.Copy !req
70. How was your Judy On Top Tour?
Fun?Copy !req
71. You know, it's life on the road.
Port-to-port, city-to-city.Copy !req
72. Screaming fans.Copy !req
73. - Thank you.
- Hey, that was a cold fish kiss.Copy !req
74. - Everything okay, Jude?
- Yes.Copy !req
75. It's just I've been on a five state
tour, Beej. I'm tired!Copy !req
76. - Cut me some friggin'slack. Gosh.
- My famous wife.Copy !req
77. I always knew when I married you
I'd have to share you with the world.Copy !req
78. - Okay. I gotta go.
- What? Already?Copy !req
79. I have work duties, Beej. Me and
my brothers run the church now.Copy !req
80. I love you so much.Copy !req
81. I love you too.
So glad you're home!Copy !req
82. - Keefe, this is gonna hurt...
- No doubt.Copy !req
83. We wiped out most of their stock.Copy !req
84. That shop is gonna have
nothing else to sell like this.Copy !req
85. - Until they restock. And then what?
- We'll return and buy it all again.Copy !req
86. - Remember yourself, Taryn.
- No. No, she has a point.Copy !req
87. We're trying to shut these deviants
down, not give them an economic boost.Copy !req
88. But I'm still so impressed
by you, guys.Copy !req
89. This shows me how motivated you are
to achieve the Smut Busters' goals.Copy !req
90. No smut, no lust, no coconuts.Copy !req
91. Part of being in the group is
doing the saying when we do it.Copy !req
92. I did not know what was happening.Copy !req
93. Through the power of Christ's love
and lasik surgeryCopy !req
94. we have restored sight
to the blind at least the nearsighted.Copy !req
95. These primitive people
can see Christ's worldCopy !req
96. and read signs at night
much better because of us.Copy !req
97. I'm not sure how many of them read
street signs at night in the rainforestCopy !req
98. And that's not really
the main reason why we did it.Copy !req
99. - I didn't say it was the main reason.
- You are heavily featuring it. So...Copy !req
100. Time to wrap it up. They're
trying to get back to me singing.Copy !req
101. We're accompanying the montage,
Judy. You're not the main part.Copy !req
102. - Yeah. This isn't a solo tour, Judy.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
103. We're doing our thing right now...Copy !req
104. Revelation will set you free.Copy !req
105. Illumination soon you will see.Copy !req
106. Took care of your driver Walker. That
bitch is history, Daddy. Lying sneak.Copy !req
107. I'll be needing a new driver.
Somebody we can trust this time.Copy !req
108. We'll get you one. Hopefully
maybe Judy and Kelvin could help out,Copy !req
109. seeing as how I do every other
goddamn thing around here lately.Copy !req
110. Man, Jesse, shut the fuck up.
You're ain't the boss of us.Copy !req
111. - I'm the main decider.
- We're all deciders. Not just you.Copy !req
112. Please Kelvin!Copy !req
113. You and old slow eyes over there
are off doing your damn pervert protestCopy !req
114. to help with the church at all.Copy !req
115. The Smut Busters
have already taken downCopy !req
116. 16 porno shops
on the I-95 corridor alone.Copy !req
117. I'm glad that the truck drivers won't
be able to buy dick pills. Bravo.Copy !req
118. The point is none of y'all but Jesse
are doing anything important.Copy !req
119. You know this has been
a really hard time for our family.Copy !req
120. Our son was injured,
almost killed in a work accident.Copy !req
121. Mom, please don't.Copy !req
122. This has been very traumatic
for us and y'all don't even care.Copy !req
123. Gideon, your mom is trying
to Munchausen you.Copy !req
124. Amber, stop trying to milk sympathy
votes for your son being a crippled.Copy !req
125. Jesse, get her ass in line.Copy !req
126. Maybe you need to stop
talking about Baron Munchausen.Copy !req
127. - Can we please just eat in peace?
- I have some not so peaceful news.Copy !req
128. As you all know, since
your Daddy he taken a step back,Copy !req
129. there has been a decline
in both attendance and donations.Copy !req
130. I have noticed that the seats high up
have been empty more and more.Copy !req
131. Now I've been informed that one of
our largest benefactors is departing.Copy !req
132. - Who?
- The race car driver, Dusty Daniels.Copy !req
133. Dusty Daniels? The Slick Bandit?
That guy is a living legend.Copy !req
134. He's like a hundred years old. He's
gonna be dead soon anyway, so oh well.Copy !req
135. Our ministry was to receive
his entire estate,Copy !req
136. including branding,
corporation, even his name.Copy !req
137. So what?
We got names. Don't need his.Copy !req
138. His name is currently estimated
to be worth over $200 million.Copy !req
139. Motherfucker!Copy !req
140. We were also set to inherit Dusty's
slogan, "Whoweee, Sucker!"Copy !req
141. Merchandising alone
over $30 million.Copy !req
142. Is this 'cause of the goddamn
shitty poll numbers?Copy !req
143. The ones where 85% saidCopy !req
144. you're colder than a fucking ice cube
shoved up a polar bear's asshole?Copy !req
145. I remember those same polls sayingCopy !req
146. that you're songs are when most
people in church to take a shit.Copy !req
147. - Prove it, Jesse!
- I will.Copy !req
148. Maybe if y'all stopped henpeckin'
at one anotherCopy !req
149. and started trying to fix what ain't
work you wouldn't be in this situation.Copy !req
150. Y'all need to go connect with him,
win his confidence.Copy !req
151. Dusty is not happy,
I don't blame him.Copy !req
152. I will try to go administer to him.
We'll see if these guys will help.Copy !req
153. I'll do it Daddy.Copy !req
154. Grow up!Copy !req
155. Man, real talk y'all,
I don't get this race car shit.Copy !req
156. Bunch of rednecks racing around to see
who can go nowhere the fastest.Copy !req
157. Well, now's not the time
to be PMS'ing, Judy.Copy !req
158. She's been a real B-l-T-C-H
since she got back from tour.Copy !req
159. Why's everybody wondering 'bout my
tour? Asking me what happened.Copy !req
160. I sang fuckin' songs.
That's it. End of story.Copy !req
161. - Somebody's been acting mysterious.
- Fuck off.Copy !req
162. - What happened on tour?
- Fuck off, nothing.Copy !req
163. By the way I'm on my period.
Not PMS-ing.Copy !req
164. Guys here he comes. Big smiles.
Cheers. Big cheers!Copy !req
165. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
166. Whoweee, Sucker! The Slick
Bandit, looking slicker than ever.Copy !req
167. - God's fastest son on four wheels.
- Someone's fixin' for a comeback?Copy !req
168. Waste of your time coming up here.Copy !req
169. Ain't nothing the three of you
can say gonna change my mind.Copy !req
170. Let me shoot you straight.
Your church has changed.Copy !req
171. When Eli was headin' things up
I was happy.Copy !req
172. But now that he ain't,
I don't like it so much.Copy !req
173. We are gonna make this right.
We're young and up to the task dude.Copy !req
174. That's the thing. I don't
trust young people. I'm old school.Copy !req
175. We are not as young as you think
we are. I mean, Kelvin does Botox.Copy !req
176. - I don't do Botox. Never done.
- You do. You do too, do Botox.Copy !req
177. There's an indention where sunglasses
smushed your Botox'd forehead.Copy !req
178. - There isn't one.
- Right here.Copy !req
179. Dusty, Jesse's got more grays than you
do man, dude is rockin' a bad dye job.Copy !req
180. He didn't used to look
like a deformed Dracula.Copy !req
181. - I do not look like a deformed Dracula
- Yeah, you do.Copy !req
182. I don't dye my hair! I just changed
my shampoo is all you idiots!Copy !req
183. See. Right there.Copy !req
184. When I used to watch your Momma and
Daddy, I felt the love. It was nice.Copy !req
185. I don't feel the love
in this current configuration.Copy !req
186. So I'm pulling up my stakes
and I making a change.Copy !req
187. We love each other, we do. We're
in love with each other. We always do.Copy !req
188. All the juice here.Copy !req
189. - Whoooweee, sucker!
- Oh, there you go.Copy !req
190. Jesus in Jerusalem.
The fucking Simkins.Copy !req
191. Good to see you.Copy !req
192. Dusty, tell me you have not signed
with these snake oil salesmen?Copy !req
193. Take it easy, Jesse. We don't want
no ill will with the Gemstones.Copy !req
194. - Dusty and our family go way back.
- I worship with them now.Copy !req
195. They're "Pull yourself up by your
bootstraps" type folks. I like that.Copy !req
196. Nobody handed it to 'em.Copy !req
197. After Mom and Dad died
in the plane crash.Copy !req
198. - Here we go.
- I had to raise my siblings.Copy !req
199. I could've returned Craig
to the orphanage,Copy !req
200. but I knew my parents
wouldn't have wanted that.Copy !req
201. So we banded together.
To finish what they so humbly started.Copy !req
202. Look where we are today.
Helping millions around the world.Copy !req
203. - And getting bigger every day.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
204. - Hey Dusty, you are looking good.
- I appreciate that, Shay.Copy !req
205. You ain't looking so bad yourself.Copy !req
206. Hey Dusty, sup boy.
I also think you're a hot man.Copy !req
207. Not just Shay,
she's not the only one here.Copy !req
208. How am I looking to you right now?
Pretty good too?Copy !req
209. You look good. All y'all look good.
But it ain't all about the looks.Copy !req
210. That's a really good thing, because
if it were, we'd win by a mile.Copy !req
211. - Am I right?
- You're right.Copy !req
212. - Our bodies.
- No one looking as fine as me.Copy !req
213. You're gorgeous, Craig.Copy !req
214. Dusty, You've worshipped with
our family for 35 plus years.Copy !req
215. - You gotta give us another shot.
- I'll tell you what?Copy !req
216. Y'all want me to be a member
of your church so bad,Copy !req
217. why don't you battle for me.Copy !req
218. Like a foot race? Or see who
can hold their breath the longest?Copy !req
219. - Like an egg toss?
- Nah. Let's settle it in one of those.Copy !req
220. - I don't really know stock cars...
- Chicken, Simkins?Copy !req
221. What are they doing?Copy !req
222. Dusty, we feel the Lord has led you
to where you're supposed to be,Copy !req
223. worshipping with us:
I'll drive on behalf of my family.Copy !req
224. - What are you doing?
- Trying to hold y'all hands.Copy !req
225. Just let it happen fuckers.Copy !req
226. Dusty we as well believeCopy !req
227. that the Lord wants
to have you on our side too.Copy !req
228. So, on behalf of my family,
I will drive too.Copy !req
229. - So, awkward.
- So, there it is.Copy !req
230. Okay, Homie.
You sure you got this?Copy !req
231. My car at home is fast as fuck.
How can this be any different?Copy !req
232. Besides, you heard him,
he said he's got zero experience.Copy !req
233. I said no experience in stock cars.
I've dabbled in Formula One.Copy !req
234. - That son of a bitch.
- That means he's gonna F it up.Copy !req
235. Let's race!Copy !req
236. Goddamn it!Copy !req
237. - Do the gas! Do the gas!
- My car is broken.Copy !req
238. Go you fucking race car go!Copy !req
239. - Fuck!
- What happened, Jesse?Copy !req
240. - This is embarrassing, dude.
- Whooweee sucker!Copy !req
241. Now that I'm semi-retired,
this change has given me timeCopy !req
242. to reflect on my life and
my journey with Christ.Copy !req
243. And I've put these reflections down
into written word.Copy !req
244. My definith autobiography.
Why definitive you ask?Copy !req
245. Well, because it's about
the third one I've written.Copy !req
246. I guess I lived longer than I thought,
and I still have a little more to say.Copy !req
247. Thank you.Copy !req
248. Oh, thank you very much for coming.
I knew I recognized you.Copy !req
249. - God bless you, and have a great day.
- Thank you. Bless you.Copy !req
250. - You got a lot of nerve coming here.
- Well, I paid the signing fee.Copy !req
251. Figures you have to pay money
to get a little face time.Copy !req
252. We've got a restraining order
against you. Security!Copy !req
253. - I need your help, Eli.
- I don't care what you need.Copy !req
254. Aimee-Leigh would hear me out.
You know she would.Copy !req
255. How dare you say her name!
Get her out of here! No.Copy !req
256. - I need your help! It's my boys, Eli!
- Get out!Copy !req
257. I wouldn't have come to you otherwise.
Let go of me. I'm going!Copy !req
258. 39 Christian marriage counselors
were brought on as consultantsCopy !req
259. to ensure
that the system was effective.Copy !req
260. A program you can use at home to help
your marriage better honor Jesus ChristCopy !req
261. For just $500 you get
The System starter kit,Copy !req
262. which has everything you need
to begin your journeyCopy !req
263. to a happy and healthy marriage
in the eyes of the Lord.Copy !req
264. Is your marriage important to you?
Then what are you waiting for?Copy !req
265. Call now!Copy !req
266. - Well, did y'all get Dusty back?
- Nope.Copy !req
267. Lost him to the fucking Simkins
of all people.Copy !req
268. The siblings whose parents
died in a plane crash?Copy !req
269. Yes. They're so fucking lucky.Copy !req
270. I wish I had some traumatic event that
I can exploit to make people like us.Copy !req
271. Our origin story sucks
compared to theirs.Copy !req
272. Ain't nobody's rooting for born
wealthy people to become more wealthy.Copy !req
273. - I'm really worried. Are you?
- No. A little concerned.Copy !req
274. I wish that Judy and Kelvin's mouths
were taped shutCopy !req
275. and that you were the only one
in charge.Copy !req
276. Baby, their energy
makes y'all look desperate.Copy !req
277. That's because we are desperate. We're
picking up where Eli Gemstoni left off.Copy !req
278. A man who's done this job for
a fucking hundred thousands of yearsCopy !req
279. and America's Jesus Daddy.Copy !req
280. I'm not trying to rain on your parade.Copy !req
281. I'm glad you have your counseling,
thing-a-ma-bob, or whatever this is.Copy !req
282. - The System?
- Sure. Whatever.Copy !req
283. It's taking up a lot of your time.Copy !req
284. And this is a moment where I could
really use all hands on deck at home.Copy !req
285. What's not getting done at home?Copy !req
286. Our son, Pontius, has tattooed
another word on his fucking face?Copy !req
287. Blessed. I know.Copy !req
288. It seems you're giving a lot of attention
to other people's relationshipsCopy !req
289. and if you focused more on your own,Copy !req
290. we wouldn't have children putting
fucking calligraphy on their faces.Copy !req
291. Look, baby, I know that you're upset.
But please don't take it out on me.Copy !req
292. A small decline was to be expected
for this kind of transition.Copy !req
293. You know what it's like when it's like
when Jay Leno took over for Carson.Copy !req
294. It was a rocky there for a bit.Copy !req
295. But what happened in the end?
Leno shot to the top.Copy !req
296. What if we're not Leno,
what if we're just Conan?Copy !req
297. Fuck me.Copy !req
298. This ministry helped me unlock
the best version of myself.Copy !req
299. And I'm not just saying that
because I'm married into the family.Copy !req
300. Who knows what Gemstone
Salvation Center can do for you?Copy !req
301. Now, Janice and Tall
have enrollment packages.Copy !req
302. Scan the QR code for easy
step-by-step instructionsCopy !req
303. on how to have tithing automatically
deducted from your account each month.Copy !req
304. It's never been easier
to share your praise.Copy !req
305. I am crushing my Welcome Center
duties. They were feelin' me today.Copy !req
306. And you're really working it.
That's for sure.Copy !req
307. - Here. I got you some gifts.
- Gifts? Why?Copy !req
308. I thought about what a good husband
you are and how much I love you.Copy !req
309. - Go ahead, take a look!
- Okay.Copy !req
310. An infrared meat thermometer,
a Theragun, a VR Headset?Copy !req
311. I've been wanting one of these.Copy !req
312. Now I can fully immerse myself
in the natureCopy !req
313. and space games
that I gravitate toward.Copy !req
314. These are really thoughtful, Judy.
But this isn't necessary.Copy !req
315. God dang, why you gotta kick
my gift horse in the nuts right now?Copy !req
316. Is everything okay?Copy !req
317. It feels like things have been a little
off since you got back from tour.Copy !req
318. Oh, my God. What?
No! Everything's great.Copy !req
319. Why are you reading stuff into things?
Everything is awesome.Copy !req
320. I just love you and
I wanted to give you presents.Copy !req
321. - Don't emotionally disappoint me.
- Love you too. Thank you for the giftsCopy !req
322. Just like any family,
we've had our ups and downs.Copy !req
323. And it's no secret
we've faced some controversy.Copy !req
324. In the early 2000s, we found ourselves
in a war with the press and detractors.Copy !req
325. My wife would stay awake concerned
with how people saw her.Copy !req
326. But they were getting
the wrong message.Copy !req
327. I assured her...Copy !req
328. - Mind if we take little break?
- Yes, sir. We can take a small break.Copy !req
329. Goddamn. What the hell
are y'all cooking out here?Copy !req
330. - Devil's objects.
- Devil's objects?Copy !req
331. I don't think you're supposed to bur
this stuff. That shit' poisonous.Copy !req
332. I don't feel very well.Copy !req
333. The smoke was green from the butt
plugs, and smelled like pool toys.Copy !req
334. Keefe, how bout we take a break from
the burn pit? Give us a moment?Copy !req
335. What you doing here, Jesse?
Still trying to fight?Copy !req
336. Talking about how you're
the only one doing things, hmm?Copy !req
337. No, actually that's not what
I'm here to do. I came to apologize.Copy !req
338. I'm sorry I made fun of your Botox'd
indented forehead in front of Dusty.Copy !req
339. That's not how co-church leaders
should act.Copy !req
340. I don't have a dented Botox forehead.
I was just holding my face funny.Copy !req
341. - Well, you know, even if you do.
- Well, I don't.Copy !req
342. But if you do dye your sideburns,Copy !req
343. I'm sorry I said that you look
like a deformed Dracula.Copy !req
344. Well I don't dye my sideburns.
But I accept your apology.Copy !req
345. - Good.
- Great.Copy !req
346. - I have a Botox forehead, so...
- I don't dye my sideburns.Copy !req
347. I'm scared, Jesse.
What if we don't have what it takes?Copy !req
348. I'm scared too.Copy !req
349. The only one way through this,
I guess isCopy !req
350. if we just have to rise the occasion.
Refuse to fail.Copy !req
351. - How we gonna do that?
- Together.Copy !req
352. - Do we have to include Judy?
- Even that bitch.Copy !req
353. The diva is back, y'all.
Hey, everybody! What's up?Copy !req
354. Stephen, I'm glad you're here.
Would you be upCopy !req
355. for going through some guitar solos
on Angels Lift Me Higher?Copy !req
356. - Sure.
- Hey, everybody, listen up!Copy !req
357. Stephen and I need to work
on some important creative stuffCopy !req
358. with guitar solo stuff
for one of the songs.Copy !req
359. So, if everybody could leave us alone?
That'd be great.Copy !req
360. Y'all get it. Artistry. Get a little
rest or get you a coke or whatever.Copy !req
361. See yo soon Tamothy,
you did a great job on tour.Copy !req
362. Oh, fuck, I missed this.Copy !req
363. Being bad like some bitch
in an '80s movie.Copy !req
364. So glad I had to come in and unload
the last of that tour gear.Copy !req
365. - I had to see you.
- Well you saw me enough.Copy !req
366. And now, it's time to nut up.
Because road head is road head.Copy !req
367. That's just the rules of the tour.
We can't be bringing this shit home.Copy !req
368. We helped each other through
a very trying time in our lives,Copy !req
369. by dry humping twice and kissing
three times, now that's four.Copy !req
370. But we can't take this any further
or we could cause some real damage.Copy !req
371. So this, this is goodbye, Stephen.Copy !req
372. - You'll have suffer through the pain.
- Very well, Judy Gemstone.Copy !req
373. Quit it, Stephen.Copy !req
374. I said quit it.
You understand me?Copy !req
375. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
376. That's how that part of the song goes.
It goes like up and then down.Copy !req
377. - I should go practice.
- You keep your fucking ass right here.Copy !req
378. - You're cheating, Judy? Gross!
- No, Kelvin, this ain't what you thinkCopy !req
379. Oh, it's not? Do you know
this young lady is married?Copy !req
380. - Yeah. I am too.
- Y'all are a bunch of dirtbags.Copy !req
381. Kelvin, you fucking dork! We're
rehearsing a song. This is not a deal.Copy !req
382. - Great rehearsal, Stephen.
- Very good working with you.Copy !req
383. Thank you for rehearsing.
Au Chante.Copy !req
384. Au Chante, motherfucker,
you can go right now.Copy !req
385. You come back around here again,
I'll send your ass straight to hell.Copy !req
386. - I work here though.
- Not anymore, you don't, bro.Copy !req
387. - He works for me.
- As main decider, he is fired.Copy !req
388. - Well, he's rehired.
- I'm re-firing him for infinity.Copy !req
389. - Bye-bye, bitch!
- You have to. Two outvotes one.Copy !req
390. - Get the fuck outta here.
- Be gone Stephen!Copy !req
391. Sugar Ray looking motherfucker.
Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
392. - Get out of here. Come on.
- You get out!Copy !req
393. Don't stomp him, Jesse.
Fuck, he's leaving.Copy !req
394. What the fuck, Judy? You think we can
handle this scandalous bullshit now?Copy !req
395. Oh, fuck off, Jesse. Like you ain't
done your fair share of illicit shit.Copy !req
396. I was on tour y'al. This is
the shit that happens on the road.Copy !req
397. - What the fuck are y'all even here for?
- We came here to do something nice.Copy !req
398. To have a fucking sibling bonding
pep talk about the future.Copy !req
399. - Instead I come here to see this...
- Fine, let's fucking pep it up, bros.Copy !req
400. Come on, sibling bonding. Put
your hands in. New generation on three.Copy !req
401. I'm saying how we do hands.
We're holding hands.Copy !req
402. Give me your fucking hands.
Go on. Hold her fucking hands.Copy !req
403. To the new generation, united, some...Copy !req
404. Okay, Jesse, this is not natural.
We do not hold hands.Copy !req
405. Well, the Simkins hold hands.
It seems fucking natural.Copy !req
406. We ain't a holding hands family.
Okay, dude? We never have been.Copy !req
407. We do hands on hands, okay?
We're not the freaking Simkins.Copy !req
408. You can sure as shit say that again.Copy !req
409. Y'all don't tell on me.Copy !req
410. - Been a while since you've been here.
- Oh, damn. Yes, it has.Copy !req
411. I'm surprised you want anything to do
with this place after the bad memories.Copy !req
412. It's all I got left.Copy !req
413. - You know, after Peter went away...
- I'm not here to talk about Peter.Copy !req
414. After he went away,
the bank took the house.Copy !req
415. The boys turned mean. Bitter.
They scare me, Eli.Copy !req
416. I know you haven't spoken
to the family in many years.Copy !req
417. - I had good reason for that.
- I had good reason to do what I done.Copy !req
418. - Oh, here we go.
- Look at you, Mr. Hotshot Preacher.Copy !req
419. You got more piss and vinegar than
you did when you was begging for help.Copy !req
420. What's this about?Copy !req
421. Peter got out. My boys
left me and followed him.Copy !req
422. I think they're in trouble. I don't
know if they're selling guns, or drugs.Copy !req
423. - Do you expect me to do something?
- I'd die without my boys.Copy !req
424. I got no one else. Please, Eli.Copy !req
425. After all this time,
why should I help you?Copy !req
426. Because you're my big brother, Eli.Copy !req
427. Please help us win, God.
Please help everyone accept us.Copy !req
428. And for us to be triumphant over
those that would seek to destroy us.Copy !req
429. Do we have confirmed visual?Copy !req
430. Visual confirmed.Copy !req
431. Take the motherfucker to church.Copy !req
432. - You drove right into me!
- You fucked up my bumper.Copy !req
433. Don't even try. You were at fault here.
Let's see your insurance.Copy !req
434. It's behind you.Copy !req
435. Shut it down! Shut it down!
Shut it down! Shut it down!Copy !req
436. Take him in the car.Copy !req
437. Shut it down! Shut it down!Copy !req
438. Get out of here.Copy !req
439. Shut it down!Copy !req