1. Motherfucker.Copy !req
2. Shit!Copy !req
3. Run, motherfuckers!Copy !req
4. Run!Copy !req
5. Look, I'm just wondering,
what'd y'all do to cause it?Copy !req
6. Did y'all flip somebody off
on the road?Copy !req
7. Did Amber stand up
in her car seatCopy !req
8. and press her ass
against the windowCopy !req
9. and flash
her bleached butthole?Copy !req
10. Oh, my God.
Judy, we were attacked.Copy !req
11. We were targeted
for assassination.Copy !req
12. Don't jump to conclusions.Copy !req
13. Thank you.
Seriously, I'm sorry.Copy !req
14. Y'all aren't important enough
to be assassinated.Copy !req
15. Sheriff,
what's your take on this?Copy !req
16. Oh, maybe it was teenagers
up to no good, botched robbery.Copy !req
17. - Botched robbery.
- Teenagers?Copy !req
18. Fuck off.
They were assassins, okay?Copy !req
19. I seriously doubt
they were pros.Copy !req
20. Why would you
seriously doubt that?Copy !req
21. Mainly because they didn't
even manage to wound anybody.Copy !req
22. Damn, Brenda.Copy !req
23. Where the fuck do our
tax dollars even go towards?Copy !req
24. Hey!Copy !req
25. Baby,
don't be kicking chairs.Copy !req
26. No, it's fine.
It's fine.Copy !req
27. He's been through
a traumatic experience.Copy !req
28. Probably feels powerless.
I get it.Copy !req
29. I'm powerless too, Daddy.Copy !req
30. Daddy, I can't be confined
to my house all dayCopy !req
31. with Aunt Tiffany living there.Copy !req
32. Judy, not now.Copy !req
33. No, Daddy, why—Copy !req
34. why do I have to be the one
to shelter this woman?Copy !req
35. When she cleans up, Daddy,
she does it with vinegar.Copy !req
36. My whole house smells
like asshole.Copy !req
37. Enough of this selfishness!Copy !req
38. Aunt Tiffany is family.
She has been abandoned.Copy !req
39. The poor girl is pregnant
and has nowhere else to go.Copy !req
40. Christ, Judy,
are you incapable of caringCopy !req
41. about anybody but yourself?Copy !req
42. Damn, Daddy,
that was really mean.Copy !req
43. BJ?Copy !req
44. You just gonna sit there mute?Copy !req
45. What the hell are we doing
in there, Daddy?Copy !req
46. Huh? Putting on a little show
for the sheriff?Copy !req
47. Come on,
we know what the deal is.Copy !req
48. Your little running buddy
from Memphis tried to kill us.Copy !req
49. Maybe.Copy !req
50. But I want you,
your family, your siblingsCopy !req
51. to stay put on the compound
till I deal with it.Copy !req
52. I don't want you
getting involved.Copy !req
53. Well,
the Cycle Ninjas came for me,Copy !req
54. so I am involved.Copy !req
55. Cycle Ninjas?Copy !req
56. Yeah.
That's what I'm calling 'em.Copy !req
57. You think this is
a fucking movie or something.Copy !req
58. Oh, come on, Daddy.
When you broke Kelvin's thumbs,Copy !req
59. I saw a side of you I knew
was in there this whole time.Copy !req
60. You talk to him?Copy !req
61. He don't call me none.Copy !req
62. You live down the street
from him.Copy !req
63. Well, we ain't friends
like we were when we were kids.Copy !req
64. What do you want me to say?
Kelvin grew up a nerd.Copy !req
65. This damn family
has everything in the world,Copy !req
66. but you can't just
all get along with one another.Copy !req
67. So says the man that broke
his son's thumbs, all right?Copy !req
68. Let's not throw sticks
and stones, Daddy.Copy !req
69. I been feeling outlaw blood
coursing through these veinsCopy !req
70. since I could piss standing up.Copy !req
71. I know I get that from you.Copy !req
72. Let's handle
this shit together.Copy !req
73. Don't get involved.Copy !req
74. I'm not gonna tell you again.Copy !req
75. Look at me,Copy !req
76. a grotesque reflection
of what I once was.Copy !req
77. Healing takes time.Copy !req
78. I'm too hurt to get dressed,
Keefe.Copy !req
79. I shall remain hidden
like the beast I've become.Copy !req
80. Hey.Copy !req
81. Dressing for the day,Copy !req
82. it soothes the soul.Copy !req
83. Now step into your Tommy Johns.Copy !req
84. Ah.Copy !req
85. Nice.Copy !req
86. Ah.Copy !req
87. Boop.Copy !req
88. The men think
I'm bullshit now.Copy !req
89. No.
Not all of 'em.Copy !req
90. Just Torsten, Jericho,
Cody, Sky, William,Copy !req
91. and a few others.Copy !req
92. Seems they moved
into the house.Copy !req
93. Inside?Copy !req
94. D—Keefe, no!Copy !req
95. Well, last night,
I-I tried to call curfew,Copy !req
96. but they would not retire
to their yurts.Copy !req
97. And then William
started snickering,Copy !req
98. and Sky and Jericho
did middle fings.Copy !req
99. And I cannot confirm as of yet,
but I believeCopy !req
100. they've been letting Titus
out of his cage at night.Copy !req
101. Our empire is crumbling.Copy !req
102. Hey.Copy !req
103. You have got to show themCopy !req
104. how strong you still areCopy !req
105. physically...Copy !req
106. and mentally.Copy !req
107. Prove to them
that your will is not broken,Copy !req
108. even though your thumbs are.Copy !req
109. Baby William Freeman.Copy !req
110. No, he's not a baby.Copy !req
111. He's a slender, silver-haired
man in his late 60s.Copy !req
112. Okay.
Thank you.Copy !req
113. How many hospitals you call?Copy !req
114. Every one within 200 miles.Copy !req
115. What if he had a strokeCopy !req
116. and he's walking far
and yonder all confused,Copy !req
117. not even knowing his own name?Copy !req
118. Why would his phone
be cut off?Copy !req
119. Dead battery?Copy !req
120. Maybe he lost it.Copy !req
121. You really think
that's more likelyCopy !req
122. than him just leaving you?Copy !req
123. With Lionel on the way?Copy !req
124. Baby Billy would never.Copy !req
125. Could it be he's still
out looking for FunyunsCopy !req
126. and when he comes back, he'll
have his whole car full of 'em?Copy !req
127. No.Copy !req
128. No, dear.Copy !req
129. That could never be.Copy !req
130. You poor dumb hill person.Copy !req
131. That's really what you imagine
in your mind right now?Copy !req
132. That is so sad and tragic.Copy !req
133. I just—I can't—
I can't even with this.Copy !req
134. Niece,Copy !req
135. tell me he's not dead.Copy !req
136. So the bad guys got away?Copy !req
137. No!
They didn't get away.Copy !req
138. Amber shot one of 'em.Copy !req
139. Amber, you did?Copy !req
140. Oh.
Yeah, girl.Copy !req
141. Come through, Amber!
Yes!Copy !req
142. - Good job, Amber.
- Thank you.Copy !req
143. Heck,
even Waylon was impressed.Copy !req
144. It's like
when David slew Goliath.Copy !req
145. Amber, the crack shot.Copy !req
146. - Pew.
- Pew.Copy !req
147. - Pew.
- You know,Copy !req
148. except for it's not
like that at all,Copy !req
149. because David slew Goliath
with a sling.Copy !req
150. Amber maybe
shot a motorcycle manCopy !req
151. with a semiautomatic handgun.Copy !req
152. So—
- I ma—wait, I maybe shot him?Copy !req
153. I—he went down.Copy !req
154. But it is open for debate
of who did that.Copy !req
155. I mean,
we both were going pretty nuts.Copy !req
156. You got to admit that.
- No one's questioning that.Copy !req
157. - No. Shouldn't be.
- But...Copy !req
158. Shouldn't be
questioning that.Copy !req
159. It was meCopy !req
160. who tagged that scumbag
from 50 yards.Copy !req
161. Girl power!Copy !req
162. That's sexist.Copy !req
163. Popped his ass.Copy !req
164. Look, I ain't trying
to take nothing away.Copy !req
165. All I'm saying is,
if we're all gonna be talkingCopy !req
166. about this one particular part
of the assault,Copy !req
167. let's get the facts straight.Copy !req
168. There was question.Copy !req
169. - There was no question.
- Well, there was to me, okay?Copy !req
170. I witnessed
my own things as well.Copy !req
171. - We are so lucky to be alive.
- We are.Copy !req
172. 'Cause I shot that man.Copy !req
173. We love you, Amber!Copy !req
174. Go off, queen!Copy !req
175. Amber, Amber, Amber...Copy !req
176. Uh, shh.
All right.Copy !req
177. Amber, Amber, Amber, Amber!Copy !req
178. Okay, guys.Copy !req
179. This isn't a pep rally.
Knock it off.Copy !req
180. Let's not lose sight
of why we're here,Copy !req
181. and that's
that most of you haveCopy !req
182. fucked your marriages up, okay?Copy !req
183. Don't make this about my wife
doing stuff better than me,Copy !req
184. okay?Copy !req
185. Focus on youCopy !req
186. and the things you've done
to ruin your own lives.Copy !req
187. Psh.
Ooh, man.Copy !req
188. The way Amber was,
uh, making a big jokeCopy !req
189. about how you didn't shoot
any of those guysCopy !req
190. had my blood boiling for you,
Jesse.Copy !req
191. Reminded me of all the timesCopy !req
192. Mandy used to do
that kind of shit to me.Copy !req
193. Okay, Chet, I know you're
trying to help, all right,Copy !req
194. but I'd really appreciate
if you would justCopy !req
195. knock the fucking
chime-ins off, all right?Copy !req
196. I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.Copy !req
197. Jess,Copy !req
198. I want you to know
that I'm here for youCopy !req
199. in spirit
during these troubling times,Copy !req
200. even though I'm not allowed
to socialize with you.Copy !req
201. Yeah.
Same here, Jesse.Copy !req
202. I got nothing going on.Copy !req
203. Hey, why don't we grab some—Copy !req
204. some craft beers,
sink some suds?Copy !req
205. Why don't you sink
your own suds?Copy !req
206. How could you possibly
expect me to drink craft beersCopy !req
207. when there's fucking killers
on the loose?Copy !req
208. Talking about beers
in front of Levi's mom.Copy !req
209. Really?Copy !req
210. Yes, yes! Yes!Copy !req
211. Whole church
sucking my wife's dick.Copy !req
212. I know that you guys
have been worried about me.Copy !req
213. But worry not.Copy !req
214. Even if my hands are weak,Copy !req
215. the spiritual power
that is running through meCopy !req
216. is as strong as ever.Copy !req
217. And the God Squad
will be fully preppedCopy !req
218. for all the missions
that lay ahead.Copy !req
219. But first,Copy !req
220. my zero-guilt, low-cal
strawberry shortcakeCopy !req
221. Bahama bro smoothies!Copy !req
222. Just a little sweet treat
to let the God Squad knowCopy !req
223. that not only are we surviving.Copy !req
224. We are thriving.Copy !req
225. There's no reason
to question.Copy !req
226. These yummy smoothies prove it.Copy !req
227. Let's huddle up,
have a quick prayer about it.Copy !req
228. Everybody grab a hand.Copy !req
229. Ow!
Keefe, not me, obviously.Copy !req
230. I have a broken hand.
That'd be silly.Copy !req
231. Okay, bro, I got to ask.Copy !req
232. How are you supposed to do
any missions with those thumbs?Copy !req
233. I mean,
can you even lift a smoothie?Copy !req
234. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I can grab a cup.Copy !req
235. See, you just—Copy !req
236. you got to get
on the side of it.Copy !req
237. Got it.Copy !req
238. And I'm holding a cup.Copy !req
239. Oh, is that funny?Copy !req
240. Is that a ha-ha, Sky?Copy !req
241. No, I was just
remembering the timeCopy !req
242. you got beat up by your dad.Copy !req
243. Stop, okay?
No.Copy !req
244. Sky.Copy !req
245. Begone.
I have had enough.Copy !req
246. Wrong!Copy !req
247. We've had enough!Copy !req
248. I challenge you,
Kelvin Gemstone.Copy !req
249. Ooh.Copy !req
250. Torsten, what's going on?Copy !req
251. You are my gentle giant.Copy !req
252. This group is about strength.Copy !req
253. I'm the strongest.
I should be leader.Copy !req
254. Okay.Copy !req
255. You challenge me?Copy !req
256. Then you must bear the cross!Copy !req
257. Fuck it!
Let's do it!Copy !req
258. - Let's go!
- Go, Torsten!Copy !req
259. Smoothies were a bad idea,
Keefe.Copy !req
260. He got it up.Copy !req
261. Now it's your turn.Copy !req
262. Okay.Copy !req
263. Brother Kelvin is injured.Copy !req
264. So in the spirit of fairness,Copy !req
265. I will act as his second.Copy !req
266. If I lift it,
our leader he shall remain.Copy !req
267. Reset the cross!Copy !req
268. You don't have to—okay.Copy !req
269. Get it off him!
Get it off him!Copy !req
270. I'm sorry I failed you.Copy !req
271. Do you concede?Copy !req
272. No.Copy !req
273. No!Copy !req
274. Clean your underwears out
of the master.Copy !req
275. Torsten stays there now.Copy !req
276. Yes!
Torsten.Copy !req
277. You know, I'm not trying
to bring stuff up,Copy !req
278. but I really do think
it could've been meCopy !req
279. who shot that Cycle Ninja.Copy !req
280. Good job, Dad.Copy !req
281. Word.Copy !req
282. Oh, please.Copy !req
283. Mom shot him.Copy !req
284. Dad's the one
who butchered all his shots.Copy !req
285. What the fuck
did you just say?Copy !req
286. Dad can't shoot worth a shit.Copy !req
287. I'll shoot you.
Go to your room right now.Copy !req
288. Go to bed.Copy !req
289. Both of you.
Movie night's over with.Copy !req
290. Your brother just ruined
the movies for everybody.Copy !req
291. You little sassy ass!Copy !req
292. Everybody's saying that.Copy !req
293. I feel like there's a goddamn
narrative being established,Copy !req
294. and I don't like it.Copy !req
295. Like I didn't do enough
to protect you or something.Copy !req
296. Baby.Copy !req
297. I don't think that.Copy !req
298. I love that your instinct
was to just get out thereCopy !req
299. and start shooting.Copy !req
300. You didn't hit any of 'em,
but your instincts were right.Copy !req
301. And if you were a better shot,Copy !req
302. you would have hit
every single one of 'emCopy !req
303. before I even got out
of the bus.Copy !req
304. Aw, you're just saying that
to make me feel better.Copy !req
305. I was worthless.Copy !req
306. Now Daddy's got me handcuffed.
I can't lead the church.Copy !req
307. I can't even protect
my own fucking family.Copy !req
308. I don't know
why we're waitingCopy !req
309. for your daddy's permission.Copy !req
310. It's his fault
this happened anyway.Copy !req
311. I don't even know
why he gets a say.Copy !req
312. If you want to protect
your family, baby,Copy !req
313. just do it.Copy !req
314. Send a fucking message.Copy !req
315. Sir, I want to apologize for
throwing cake at the baptism.Copy !req
316. For what it's worth, I was
trying to hit my sister, KJ,Copy !req
317. in the face, but I missed.Copy !req
318. Maybe next time,
don't throw cake.Copy !req
319. It just seems
like the only way to be heardCopy !req
320. in this family
is to go to battle.Copy !req
321. I-I mean, look at you.Copy !req
322. You broke
your own son's thumbs.Copy !req
323. BJ, are you here
to lecture me?Copy !req
324. Dr. Gemstone, I respect you
enough to tell you the truth.Copy !req
325. You may think I'm out of line,Copy !req
326. but this family
is dysfunctional.Copy !req
327. Judy wants your approval
first and foremost.Copy !req
328. Judy could
tell me that herself.Copy !req
329. Daddy, it's just that—Copy !req
330. Nope.
We're not doing that.Copy !req
331. Fair enough.
I-I pushed it.Copy !req
332. Dr. Gemstone,Copy !req
333. it's just that Judy tends
to hold things inCopy !req
334. until she can't anymore.Copy !req
335. And I think sometimes,
by the time she lets it out,Copy !req
336. it's been soaking in pain
and anger for so longCopy !req
337. that it lands a little weird.Copy !req
338. Or too loud or too mean.Copy !req
339. It all just comes
from hurt, though.Copy !req
340. Seems like maybe
a Gemstone trait.Copy !req
341. Thank you for this man-to-man.Copy !req
342. I hope we can have more
man-to-mans in the future.Copy !req
343. Okay.
I'll see my own way out.Copy !req
344. BJ.Copy !req
345. Wait.Copy !req
346. Thanks for stopping by.Copy !req
347. I've summoned
y'all here todayCopy !req
348. to this secret location meetupCopy !req
349. for our own
prayer group,Copy !req
350. the Second Chance Men.Copy !req
351. We can get in a lot of
trouble for doing this, Jess.Copy !req
352. We're only supposed
to meet with the wives.Copy !req
353. Yeah.Copy !req
354. This better be good.Copy !req
355. Look, we talk a lot
about second chances,Copy !req
356. about the concessions
one must makeCopy !req
357. to redeem and restore faith.Copy !req
358. But I'm interested in talking
about something else tonight.Copy !req
359. Here.Copy !req
360. Take one and pass 'em around.Copy !req
361. Inside that box are exact
scientific replicasCopy !req
362. of the sling David used
to slay Goliath.Copy !req
363. Check 'em out.Copy !req
364. See how light
and insignificant it seems.Copy !req
365. Yet with God's will,
it can take down a giant.Copy !req
366. Pop him right in his
fucking head and kill him.Copy !req
367. Who here believes
that protecting familiesCopy !req
368. is important?Copy !req
369. Levi, you don't have a family,Copy !req
370. but when you get one,
you'll understand.Copy !req
371. - I understand.
- No, but I'm saying,Copy !req
372. once you get one, you're
gonna understand more, okay?Copy !req
373. Look, let's not argue.Copy !req
374. I need some fellas I can trust
to help handle some businessCopy !req
375. regarding my family
down in Memphis.Copy !req
376. Tennessee?Copy !req
377. Yeah, Gregory. Is there
another fucking Memphis?Copy !req
378. Well, actually, there is.Copy !req
379. There's this little ancient
city in Egypt—Copy !req
380. All right,
well, we're not goingCopy !req
381. to ancient Egypt,
you motherfucker.Copy !req
382. I need some dudes
to go fuck some people up,Copy !req
383. to go beat the shit
out of some guys.Copy !req
384. You want a second chance?Copy !req
385. How 'bout a second chance
at being a man?Copy !req
386. Yeah!Copy !req
387. I said how 'bout a second
chance at being a fucking man?Copy !req
388. Yeah!Copy !req
389. Uh, Jesse,
should we bring the slings?Copy !req
390. Yes, Matthew.Copy !req
391. Hence the reason
I'm fucking passing 'em out.Copy !req
392. That's right,
feel that ancientCopy !req
393. masculine energy streaming
through those bodies.Copy !req
394. Ancient killing power.Copy !req
395. Good evening, Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
396. Oh, it's raining.Copy !req
397. Thank you
for the acknowledgement.Copy !req
398. Night-night.Copy !req
399. Mind if we talk?Copy !req
400. Are you gonna
break my toes now too?Copy !req
401. Stomp on my skull, maybe?Copy !req
402. Sit on my ribs?Copy !req
403. Well, go on, Daddy.Copy !req
404. Do me.Copy !req
405. Kelvin,
I feel awful about this.Copy !req
406. Oh, I'm so sorry
to hear that.Copy !req
407. Poor you.
I can't even take a peeCopy !req
408. without Keefe holding my dong,Copy !req
409. or I'll spray it
all over my face.Copy !req
410. And you feel awful?Copy !req
411. You know what kills me?Copy !req
412. Everyone sees me as a joke.Copy !req
413. I'm the baby of the family,Copy !req
414. the youth pastor
who peaked at 12.Copy !req
415. I work my butt off
so you don't see me as that.Copy !req
416. And how do you respond?Copy !req
417. You broke my thumbs.Copy !req
418. Turned me into a laughingstock.Copy !req
419. You know, I was a different
person before I met your mama.Copy !req
420. She changed me.Copy !req
421. Sometimes I feel like I'm
turning into that person again.Copy !req
422. I will never forgive myself
for hurting you.Copy !req
423. Well, that makes two of us.Copy !req
424. I'm so sorry
for everything, son.Copy !req
425. You should go.Copy !req
426. They'll be back soon.Copy !req
427. - Son?
- LeaveCopy !req
428. before the men return!Copy !req
429. His name was Harmon.Copy !req
430. Did something happen to him?Copy !req
431. Same thing that happened
to Lionel.Copy !req
432. Baby Billy peaced out,
refused to be a daddy to him.Copy !req
433. My mama and daddy paid
for all his school,Copy !req
434. bought his shoes,
all that mess.Copy !req
435. Baby Billy didn't
see Harmon no more.Copy !req
436. Baby Billy's not
that kind of man.Copy !req
437. Of course he is.Copy !req
438. All these dudes around here
are fucked up.Copy !req
439. Your daddy...Copy !req
440. He shook my hand.Copy !req
441. Welcome to the pain!Copy !req
442. Got any blow?Copy !req
443. Ow-ow-ow!Copy !req
444. Yeah!Copy !req
445. Dick's out, playboy.Copy !req
446. I'm aware.Copy !req
447. I take my dick out
when I pee, Jesse.Copy !req
448. Why you watching me?Copy !req
449. Not watching you,Copy !req
450. hunting you.Copy !req
451. Oh, son of a bitch.Copy !req
452. What is this, a joke?Copy !req
453. Does this look like a joke?Copy !req
454. It'll blast
a fucking hole in you,Copy !req
455. make you dead
if I pull this trigger.Copy !req
456. You want to come
after families?Copy !req
457. You want to try
to fucking kill my family?Copy !req
458. How 'bout I kill
your fucking family?Copy !req
459. Grandparents, kids,Copy !req
460. special needs.Copy !req
461. Chop their fucking heads off.Copy !req
462. Okay, Chad.
Shh.Copy !req
463. I'm doing the threats, okay?Copy !req
464. Rape 'em.Copy !req
465. The fuck
are you talking about, Matthew?Copy !req
466. We're not raping people.
- Not the women.Copy !req
467. Not the wom—
we don't rape women.Copy !req
468. No, guys!
Okay, enough.Copy !req
469. I'm the fucking spokesman
of the threats, okay?Copy !req
470. No one's being raped tonight!Copy !req
471. And if anybody was to be
raped tonight, it'd be you.Copy !req
472. We'd all take our dicksCopy !req
473. and jam them so deep
into your assholeCopy !req
474. and show you
how we handle sickos.Copy !req
475. You got some balls
on you, boy.Copy !req
476. Remind me of your daddy
when he was a young man.Copy !req
477. Yeah?
I do got balls.Copy !req
478. Big balls. You want
to know what else I got?Copy !req
479. Stones.Copy !req
480. Levi.Copy !req
481. Release.Copy !req
482. What in the fuck?Copy !req
483. Come for my family one more
time, and I will end you.Copy !req
484. Everything we talked about here
tonight will happen.Copy !req
485. You dead, family dead.Copy !req
486. Head chop-offs, rapes,
all of it!Copy !req
487. Who the fuck
do you think you are?Copy !req
488. I'm Jesse Gemstone,Copy !req
489. son of Eli,Copy !req
490. grandson of Roy,Copy !req
491. father of Gideon, Abraham,
and Pontius,Copy !req
492. and quite possibly
the last motherfucker you seeCopy !req
493. on this planet if you don't
leave my family alone.Copy !req
494. Release!Copy !req
495. Ah, ah!Copy !req
496. Oh!
Oh, ah, ah!Copy !req
497. Ah, ah.Copy !req
498. Have I made myself clear
this evening?Copy !req
499. You got it, Jesse.Copy !req
500. Psh.Copy !req
501. Yeah, you're goddamn right,
I've got it.Copy !req
502. Psh.Copy !req
503. Forget that this ever happened.Copy !req
504. But don't forget
about the stuff I saidCopy !req
505. would happen if you don't—Copy !req
506. if you do this stuff to my
family again, motherfucker.Copy !req
507. Go! Go, go. Run.
Run. Go, go.Copy !req