1. Hey, excuse me!Copy !req
2. You, uh,
you can't smoke up there.Copy !req
3. I'm sorry, sir.
It's a fire hazard.Copy !req
4. You gotta put that out.Copy !req
5. You must be
the guy renting the placeCopy !req
6. from Gil since he's out of town.Copy !req
7. Is that right?Copy !req
8. Yeah, sounds about right.
Airbnb?Copy !req
9. Oh, no, no, Gil's not supposed
to be doing Airbnb.Copy !req
10. That's—that goes against
the covenant there.Copy !req
11. Yeah, I'll have to have a chat
with Gil, but...Copy !req
12. I'm—I'm Tim Nesbitt.Copy !req
13. Thaniel Block.Copy !req
14. Nathaniel?Copy !req
15. Thaniel.Copy !req
16. Than—Thaniel.Copy !req
17. Okay, where—where do you come
to us from?Copy !req
18. Brooklyn.Copy !req
19. New York?Copy !req
20. No, man.Copy !req
21. I couldn't live in New York.Copy !req
22. No way. That...Copy !req
23. Taking those taxicabs
and all those people.Copy !req
24. Yeah, no. It's a...Copy !req
25. What—what brings you
to, uh, South Carolina?Copy !req
26. Uh, um, uh, sir?Copy !req
27. I'm sorry,
I'm trying not to be rude here,Copy !req
28. but this conversation
or whatever just keeps goingCopy !req
29. and I really need
to do some work.Copy !req
30. And I can't concentrate.Copy !req
31. You made me put out
my cigarette.Copy !req
32. Okay, we'll just—we'll just
get out of your hair.Copy !req
33. How's that?Copy !req
34. Come on, Rocky, let's go.Copy !req
35. Ah, little word of advice...Copy !req
36. this ain't New York City.Copy !req
37. That nasty attitude,Copy !req
38. that ain't gonna get you
very far down here.Copy !req
39. Yeah, we're awful people,
I know.Copy !req
40. Terrible!Copy !req
41. Well, good day to you, sir.Copy !req
42. Go with God.Copy !req
43. Love and peace.Copy !req
44. Thoughts and prayers.Copy !req
45. Fuck me.Copy !req
46. I hate the South.Copy !req
47. I'm nervous, Sugar Cups.Copy !req
48. Don't be.Copy !req
49. Involving my daddy in thisCopy !req
50. might actually make him like you
a little bit.Copy !req
51. Oh, come on.
I wouldn't go so farCopy !req
52. as to say Eli doesn't like me.Copy !req
53. Okay, BJ.Copy !req
54. I would.Copy !req
55. Definitely.Copy !req
56. Now stand tall and strong.Copy !req
57. And let's go kiss
my daddy's ass.Copy !req
58. Mm.Copy !req
59. Wakey, wakey!Copy !req
60. Hi, BJ's here as well.Copy !req
61. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
62. We got some good news for ya!Copy !req
63. - What if he's sleeping?
- Man, fuck his sleep.Copy !req
64. This is more important.Copy !req
65. Daddy?Copy !req
66. Daddy.Copy !req
67. Hey.Copy !req
68. Your eye.Copy !req
69. - Oh.
- Did you fall, Dr. Gemstone?Copy !req
70. Home falls are
a common occurrenceCopy !req
71. in the elder community.Copy !req
72. There's no shame in it.Copy !req
73. What is with all the racket?Copy !req
74. You're gonna wake the roosters!Copy !req
75. Oh.Copy !req
76. Sorry, I didn't know
you had company.Copy !req
77. I'd've worn something
more appropriate.Copy !req
78. Who's this hot piece of tail?Copy !req
79. This is my daughter, Judy.Copy !req
80. Excuse me.Copy !req
81. This one of her girlfriends?Copy !req
82. I'm not a lesbian partner.Copy !req
83. I'm her husband, BJ.Copy !req
84. No, BJ,
you're not shaking his hand.Copy !req
85. He's big dicking you.
- Oh.Copy !req
86. This is Junior,
an old friend from Memphis.Copy !req
87. Just visiting.Copy !req
88. Daddy.Copy !req
89. Sir—Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
90. As you know,
I've wholeheartedly acceptedCopy !req
91. Christ into my life
and decided to get baptized.Copy !req
92. I think I drunkenly saidCopy !req
93. the exact same thing
to Eli last night.Copy !req
94. Cut the shit, bro.Copy !req
95. We came over here
to bestow upon you the honorCopy !req
96. of asking you to be the one
to baptize BJ.Copy !req
97. Instead we're standing here
looking at this boyCopy !req
98. with his fucking morning chub?Copy !req
99. Uh, excuse me, Eli.Copy !req
100. I don't mean
to interrupt this sweet...Copy !req
101. father-daughter moment,
but you got any hangover helper?Copy !req
102. Oh, the kitchen's in there.Copy !req
103. And the coffee machine
is on the counter.Copy !req
104. Ew.Copy !req
105. - Bye.
- No, don't peace sign him.Copy !req
106. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
107. Uh, things just got a little
carried away last night.Copy !req
108. Nothing more than catching up
with an old friend.Copy !req
109. Hm, seems like more than
catching up to me.Copy !req
110. You have a black eye!Copy !req
111. Couple of old mysterious men
having slumber parties?Copy !req
112. Shit's obvious, dude.Copy !req
113. What's obvious?Copy !req
114. You are fucking that man.Copy !req
115. Y'all are hanging out here
being rough with each otherCopy !req
116. like grizzly bears
doing donkey punches.Copy !req
117. - Okay.
- Tussling each other.Copy !req
118. Getting each other hard.Copy !req
119. Judy, ugh!
Wash your mouth out with soap!Copy !req
120. Daddy, that man is not cute.Copy !req
121. Call me crazy, I always hoped
if you were gonna yank a pole,Copy !req
122. it be somebody hot,
like a Patrick Stewart type.Copy !req
123. Well, maybe next time
you'll think twiceCopy !req
124. before barging
into my home unannounced.Copy !req
125. You know what, Daddy?Copy !req
126. I'm gonna go surprise somebodyCopy !req
127. who gives a shit
about their daughter!Copy !req
128. - Okay.
- How 'bout that?Copy !req
129. Come on BJ,
and don't touch anythingCopy !req
130. because it's probably covered
in secretionsCopy !req
131. and there's probably Hep C loads
everywhere.Copy !req
132. - No, Judy, Judy.
- Uh.Copy !req
133. It wasn't supposed
to go like this.Copy !req
134. Goddamn, she just gets worse.Copy !req
135. Sorry if I stirred up
any shit with your daughter.Copy !req
136. Everything okay?Copy !req
137. No.Copy !req
138. But that's family.Copy !req
139. Always complicated.Copy !req
140. You don't have to tell me.Copy !req
141. All right.Copy !req
142. That business last night,Copy !req
143. I really needed that.Copy !req
144. Beating a man senseless?Copy !req
145. No.Copy !req
146. Well, that was fun, but no.Copy !req
147. The praying.Copy !req
148. Say, I wanna know
more about that.Copy !req
149. I mean...Copy !req
150. I ain't trying
to be no crazy religious personCopy !req
151. or nothing, but—
- Junior, if you're serious,Copy !req
152. come to church.Copy !req
153. Big church like you got?Copy !req
154. Cost some money
to get in them doors.Copy !req
155. Brother, church is free.Copy !req
156. Unless you wanna sit
in the good seats.Copy !req
157. Well, I've been
in enough strip joints,Copy !req
158. I know what it takes
to get the good sniffer seat.Copy !req
159. Don't supposeCopy !req
160. you could reserve
those good seatsCopy !req
161. for your old childhood friends,
could you?Copy !req
162. I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
163. Amen.Copy !req
164. Amen.Copy !req
165. We call ourselves
the Second Chance prayer groupCopy !req
166. 'cause that's what we got...Copy !req
167. second chances.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
168. Some of us anyway.Copy !req
169. I got divorced.Copy !req
170. Chad,
let's not sour the mood, okay?Copy !req
171. There's a lot of progress
to be proud of.Copy !req
172. When we started this group,
we were in crisis,Copy !req
173. our marriages in question.Copy !req
174. But I can say now that we are
all doing much better.Copy !req
175. Yes.Copy !req
176. Oh, except for Chad!Copy !req
177. Okay, who is this you brought
with you today, Mandy?Copy !req
178. Is this your father?Copy !req
179. No.Copy !req
180. It ain't my father.Copy !req
181. It's Waylon, my new man.Copy !req
182. Chad begged me to come,Copy !req
183. but he didn't say
I couldn't bring nobody.Copy !req
184. Well, even Chad is trying
to do better.Copy !req
185. You know,
the point of this group isCopy !req
186. to not treat each other
like assholes.Copy !req
187. The point is to rebuild
what has been broken,Copy !req
188. to reestablish relationships
with family,Copy !req
189. friends, colleagues, the Lord,
and ultimately... yourself.Copy !req
190. - Amen.
- But the real storyCopy !req
191. is about the progress
that we have made.Copy !req
192. In fact, that is why we will not
be able to host this meetingCopy !req
193. on Saturday night.Copy !req
194. Uh-oh, cat's out of the bag.Copy !req
195. Hush, hush.Copy !req
196. Jesse and I are blessed
to be teaming upCopy !req
197. with Lyle and Lindy Lissons
on a new business venture.Copy !req
198. That's right.Copy !req
199. Behold!Copy !req
200. Zion's Landing.Copy !req
201. A luxury all-inclusive
time-share resortCopy !req
202. for Christian families.Copy !req
203. Construction is due
to begin imminentlyCopy !req
204. on the beautiful,
sunny coastline of Florida.Copy !req
205. And it is top-notch service.Copy !req
206. - Yes.
- I'm talking white gloves.Copy !req
207. - And guess what else we got.
- What?Copy !req
208. We got a special discount
for folks of this prayer groupCopy !req
209. tonight!
- What?Copy !req
210. Okay.Copy !req
211. Early-bird special,
15% off—Copy !req
212. For couples.Copy !req
213. - Oh, my.
- I'm looking at you, Levy.Copy !req
214. You and your mama back there.Copy !req
215. You sure have
put her through enough.Copy !req
216. Take her down to the beach,
get her some sunshine!Copy !req
217. We're doing big things!Copy !req
218. Yes, yes!Copy !req
219. Yes!Copy !req
220. I'm glad we have this groupCopy !req
221. to get to spend
some quality time together.Copy !req
222. - Yeah.
- You know, like we used to?Copy !req
223. And just when we made
the wives sign those NDAs.Copy !req
224. I thought we'd never get
a chance to hang out again.Copy !req
225. Oh, this is not hanging out!Copy !req
226. This is going
to couples' prayer group.Copy !req
227. It's not the same.
Nah, this ain't shit.Copy !req
228. Shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
229. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
230. Love you guys.Copy !req
231. Happy wife, happy life.Copy !req
232. Well, what rhymes
with divorced wife?Copy !req
233. I wouldn't know.
I never had one.Copy !req
234. Levy, what the hell's going on
with your mom over there?Copy !req
235. - Mama!
- Looks like she's breathing.Copy !req
236. Mama, wake up.Copy !req
237. She's moving.Copy !req
238. Good afternoon.Copy !req
239. How can I help you?Copy !req
240. I'm here to talk
to Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
241. Thaniel Block, journalist.Copy !req
242. Is Dr. Gemstone expecting you?Copy !req
243. That's a good question.Copy !req
244. Incredible complex,
Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
245. I always hated
going to church as a kid.Copy !req
246. Catholic—too much standing up
and sitting down.Copy !req
247. Maybe you were
at the wrong church.Copy !req
248. Maybe.Copy !req
249. How'd you get that shiner?Copy !req
250. I go out at night
as a costumed crime-fighter.Copy !req
251. What are you here for,
Mr. Block?Copy !req
252. I'm doing a piece
on your family.Copy !req
253. Like the piece you did
on the Butterfields?Copy !req
254. They knew what they were doing
was wrong.Copy !req
255. That's why they were hiding it.Copy !req
256. Look, I'm here as a courtesy,
allowing you the opportunityCopy !req
257. to give your side of the story.Copy !req
258. You think I haven't tussled
with the press before?Copy !req
259. No, I've seen you
in the press.Copy !req
260. Very ornery.Copy !req
261. You sweat a lot.Copy !req
262. Dr. Gemstone
has nothing to hide.Copy !req
263. Our followers know who he is.Copy !req
264. That's why they come worship
with us every Sunday.Copy !req
265. Mm.Copy !req
266. Story I got
isn't on Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
267. - Jesse.
- Not him either.Copy !req
268. But if there's something you
wanna talk about, I'm all ears.Copy !req
269. Eli, give this man
no more of your time.Copy !req
270. No.Copy !req
271. Don't dance around.Copy !req
272. Which one of my family
are you coming after?Copy !req
273. Don't worry.Copy !req
274. Nobody alive.Copy !req
275. Your wife, Aimee-Leigh.Copy !req
276. She was a wonderful woman.Copy !req
277. Loved the world over.Copy !req
278. Well, I have some accounts
from the old staff, some help,Copy !req
279. that say she could
be very unpleasant at times.Copy !req
280. Lies.Copy !req
281. See, that's why I'd love
to sit down and talk.Copy !req
282. Maybe you can tell me
what's real and what's not.Copy !req
283. So people get the truth.Copy !req
284. Ha.Copy !req
285. Good luck
with your little write-up piece.Copy !req
286. I'm, uh...Copy !req
287. staying nearby.Copy !req
288. Rented myself a cozy cabin
in the country.Copy !req
289. If you change your mind,
come pay me a visit.Copy !req
290. Would love to have your side
of thingsCopy !req
291. for my little... write-up piece.Copy !req
292. Fuck him.Copy !req
293. Aimee-Leigh?Copy !req
294. Unreal. Holy shit.Copy !req
295. So pretty.Copy !req
296. Watch this shit.Copy !req
297. That's pretty fast.Copy !req
298. What in God's name?Copy !req
299. Okay, okay.Copy !req
300. That's a little mu—Copy !req
301. Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay!Copy !req
302. Oh, shit!Copy !req
303. Oh!Copy !req
304. Whoo!
Got 'em.Copy !req
305. - Whoo!
- That was good.Copy !req
306. Whoo-whee!Copy !req
307. My man, Jesse Gems.Copy !req
308. - Don't scratch it.
- Making an entrance, baby.Copy !req
309. I come big
or I don't come at all.Copy !req
310. - Ain't that the truth.
- Amen.Copy !req
311. I almost clipped her.
You see that?Copy !req
312. I almost did a manslaughter.Copy !req
313. Man, I'm liking
them steer horns, Jesse.Copy !req
314. Almost as big as my steer horns.
- Oh, look out, huh?Copy !req
315. You gotta have steer horns
on your whipCopy !req
316. if you gonna be popping off
in Texas.Copy !req
317. Welcome to our ranch, y'all,Copy !req
318. Casa des Lissons.
- It's gorgeous.Copy !req
319. What's up
with them little peopleCopy !req
320. over there making noises?Copy !req
321. Oh, you like
my singing angels?Copy !req
322. Yeah, they're
from the Lissons Kiddo Ranch.Copy !req
323. It's a project close
to our hearts.Copy !req
324. We give street kids
and homeless orphans a lifeCopy !req
325. they'd otherwise never have.Copy !req
326. Introduce 'em to Christ.Copy !req
327. Y'all do such good work.Copy !req
328. - Well, we try.
- You don't try.Copy !req
329. You succeed.Copy !req
330. Oh, hey,
do y'all know Joe Jonas?Copy !req
331. Joe Jonas
from the Jonas Brothers?Copy !req
332. No, he—married
to "Game of Thrones"?Copy !req
333. I mean, I know of him.Copy !req
334. Them beautiful eyes.
But I don't know him.Copy !req
335. Well,
you're 'bout to meet him.Copy !req
336. - What?
- Part of our investor team.Copy !req
337. - Get outta town.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
338. Do y'all line dance?Copy !req
339. Well, they say
everything's bigger in Texas.Copy !req
340. God sure is!Copy !req
341. Let's go, Joe Jonas!
Yeehaw!Copy !req
342. Let's show these Gemstones
what we're made of, y'all.Copy !req
343. Wow.Copy !req
344. Jesse, Amber,
get your butts over here!Copy !req
345. Come dance!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
346. You ain't sitting
this one out.Copy !req
347. All right,
let's give it a shot.Copy !req
348. Come on now.
Don't be shy.Copy !req
349. We family.
- Oh!Copy !req
350. You gonna have to teach me how
to do this.Copy !req
351. - Hop it around!
- Hop it around.Copy !req
352. - There you go!
- Okay.Copy !req
353. I knew you had Texas in you.Copy !req
354. Oh, girl, you got this!Copy !req
355. Shake it, don't break it.Copy !req
356. There you go.
Grapevine.Copy !req
357. - Bum, bum.
- Bow, bow.Copy !req
358. As elite Christian leaders,Copy !req
359. we strive to make
our earthly worldCopy !req
360. more like
the kingdom of Heaven,Copy !req
361. and this 2,000-room,
500-acre paradiseCopy !req
362. is a great place to start.
- Look at that.Copy !req
363. Welcome to a new Eden.Copy !req
364. Welcome to Zion's Landing.Copy !req
365. - Yes.
- Whoo! Wow.Copy !req
366. Thank y'all.Copy !req
367. Whoo!Copy !req
368. - 'Preciate it.
- Wow, Lyle!Copy !req
369. If my husband could afford it,Copy !req
370. I'd give you that money
right now.Copy !req
371. Thank you, darlin'.Copy !req
372. He can't afford it?Copy !req
373. That sucks.Copy !req
374. Too bad.Copy !req
375. Zion's Landing's
gonna be sick.Copy !req
376. Lyle didn't have to convince me
to invest,Copy !req
377. but of course he did.Copy !req
378. Can't help myself.Copy !req
379. We know who you are.Copy !req
380. - Excuse me?
- We...Copy !req
381. - We're familiar with your work.
- Yeah.Copy !req
382. - The Jonas Brothers.
- The brothers.Copy !req
383. - Right?
- Thank you.Copy !req
384. Are the other brothers gonna
be involved in Zion's Landing?Copy !req
385. No, you know what?
All love for the Jo bros,Copy !req
386. but sometimes
you just gotta go solo.Copy !req
387. Oh, I feel ya.Copy !req
388. This is just
a special opportunity.Copy !req
389. I've always wanted
to be a hotelierCopy !req
390. ever since I was a little kid.Copy !req
391. Literally,
that's exactly my situation.Copy !req
392. Ever since
I also was a little tiny boy,Copy !req
393. I've always wanted
to be a hotelier.Copy !req
394. - Really?
- That's wild.Copy !req
395. I mean, my brother's always
giving me shitCopy !req
396. saying it's a wack idea,
don't invest in this and that,Copy !req
397. but—
- What?Copy !req
398. So lame!
That's exactly the same shitCopy !req
399. that my siblings
have been saying.Copy !req
400. - Exactly the same.
- Dude.Copy !req
401. They're like,
"You're a fucking moron.Copy !req
402. "This is the dumbest thing
to spend fucking money on.Copy !req
403. "This seems like
it's like a rip-offCopy !req
404. or like a pyramid scheme."
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
405. And I'm just like,
"No, it doesn't at all."Copy !req
406. They're so wrong.
- How hard could it be?Copy !req
407. I've stayed in a bunch
of hotels.Copy !req
408. Why not just...
Own my own?Copy !req
409. That's wild.Copy !req
410. Really?Copy !req
411. Thought of the same damn thingCopy !req
412. that Joe Jonas thought
at the same time.Copy !req
413. I am tripping out here.Copy !req
414. I mean, we are only
at the beginning.Copy !req
415. - Mm-hmm.
- Of a whole new era.Copy !req
416. To the elite few!Copy !req
417. - Ooh, I got chills.
- I can toast to that.Copy !req
418. The elite few.
- Amen.Copy !req
419. Cheers, y'all.Copy !req
420. Amen.Copy !req
421. Oh, and you know you
in the elite few,Copy !req
422. you can swing
that initial investmentCopy !req
423. at $10 million, am I right?Copy !req
424. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
425. For starters, right?Copy !req
426. - Yeah, at least.
- Yeah.Copy !req
427. Where the hell
are we gonna get $10 million?Copy !req
428. I don't know, baby.Copy !req
429. I knew this was too good
to be true.Copy !req
430. I mean,
these are the exact peopleCopy !req
431. that we're supposed
to be associating with, right?Copy !req
432. The elite.Copy !req
433. I mean,
they're like casually friendsCopy !req
434. with celebrities.Copy !req
435. Lyle and Lindy
are a huge step upCopy !req
436. from Chad and Mandy.Copy !req
437. I mean,
fucking Levy's damn Joe JonasCopy !req
438. without the money,
talent, or charisma.Copy !req
439. Just fucking handsome
with a great head of hairCopy !req
440. and that's it,
fucking makes me sick.Copy !req
441. Baby?Copy !req
442. We need this.Copy !req
443. What can we do? I mean,Copy !req
444. can we get a loan?Copy !req
445. For ten milli?
Hell no, we can't.Copy !req
446. I got no personal equity.Copy !req
447. Everything's owned
by the damn church.Copy !req
448. I can't even do
a reverse mortgage on the houseCopy !req
449. because it's
in the family trust.Copy !req
450. Okay, okay.Copy !req
451. Then there's only one solution.Copy !req
452. We gotta ask your daddy for it.Copy !req
453. He ain't gonna give us
no money.Copy !req
454. He'll say no
just to teach me a lesson.Copy !req
455. Why don't you let me
talk to him?Copy !req
456. Baby, I never get involved.Copy !req
457. And he'll know it's important
if I speak to him.Copy !req
458. I really think I can get Eli
to listen to me on this one.Copy !req
459. Wear that dress
that pushes them titties up,Copy !req
460. the green one.Copy !req
461. Yes, sir.Copy !req
462. We are in control
of our own destiny.Copy !req
463. My silver bullet.Copy !req
464. - Okay.
- And I fucking love you.Copy !req
465. Ah, we've come to one
of my favorite parts,Copy !req
466. where we recognize
those among usCopy !req
467. who are just discovering
Christ's love.Copy !req
468. Let us all give
a warm Gemstones welcome...Copy !req
469. BJ!Copy !req
470. they are longing
for that pure spiritual milkCopy !req
471. so that they may grow up
into salvation.Copy !req
472. I think the band's mics
are all hot.Copy !req
473. Let's just bring
the vocals down.Copy !req
474. That?Copy !req
475. Perfect. Good job.Copy !req
476. Can I offer you
some more rolls, Eli?Copy !req
477. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
478. Pass 'em over here, Red.Copy !req
479. Uh-huh, huh.Copy !req
480. Tell you what.Copy !req
481. I got a hell of a setup
in Memphis.Copy !req
482. But man, oh, man,
you have a hound dog here.Copy !req
483. Maybe I should start
my own church.Copy !req
484. Pfft.Copy !req
485. Okay.Copy !req
486. It's performance art,
same as wrestling.Copy !req
487. You got your gimmick.Copy !req
488. You got your mic workCopy !req
489. and you never break kayfabe,Copy !req
490. am I right?
- A little more to it than that.Copy !req
491. Man, I can't believe
you and GrandpaCopy !req
492. used to wrestle together.Copy !req
493. - Oh, yeah.
- I mean, that's crazy.Copy !req
494. Eli was known
as the Maniac Kid back then.Copy !req
495. He was the poorest son
of a bitch in our league.Copy !req
496. And look
at the motherfucker now.Copy !req
497. Been very fortunate.Copy !req
498. Work hard for the Lord
and the Lord will reward.Copy !req
499. - Yes.
- That's right, Daddy.Copy !req
500. Amen.
- Yes, he does.Copy !req
501. And I couldn't help but notice
that new Tesla Judy has.Copy !req
502. That was
a very generous gesture.Copy !req
503. Well, it was a wedding gift.Copy !req
504. As I recall, your mother
and I gave you and Amber bothCopy !req
505. cars for yours.
- Y'all did.Copy !req
506. Why didn't I get a car?Copy !req
507. Okay, hang on just one second.Copy !req
508. Jesse, you like that Tesla?Copy !req
509. Take it, okay?Copy !req
510. It's too complicated anyway.Copy !req
511. It don't even take gas.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
512. It ain't about the gift.Copy !req
513. It's about the giving.Copy !req
514. Here Judy doesn't even invite
you to her wedding,Copy !req
515. and yet you find your way
to still give her a reward.Copy !req
516. Your generosity
and constant support,Copy !req
517. it never goes unnoticed, Daddy.Copy !req
518. You are always there
for your children.Copy !req
519. Always.
- Yuck.Copy !req
520. Okay.Copy !req
521. Thank you, Jesse.Copy !req
522. And Eli,
you know I never involve myselfCopy !req
523. in matters pertaining
to business,Copy !req
524. but this time-share hotel
with the Lissons,Copy !req
525. it means so much.Copy !req
526. Well, you have my blessing.Copy !req
527. And I wish you luck.
- Thank you.Copy !req
528. We're gonna need a little bit
more than luck though,Copy !req
529. unfortunately.Copy !req
530. Because the initial investment
is $10 million.Copy !req
531. - Whoo!
- Okay.Copy !req
532. The bomb has been dropped.Copy !req
533. Ooh, whee!
Mama!Copy !req
534. Okay, I knew it.Copy !req
535. I'm sitting here going,
"I know something's weird,"Copy !req
536. and now I know it.Copy !req
537. That's why your whole jug
is out.Copy !req
538. I understand.
I thought this was happening.Copy !req
539. Y'all are running games.Copy !req
540. Her jugs are just outCopy !req
541. because this is what
they normally are doing.Copy !req
542. Yuck.
Yuck, Jesse.Copy !req
543. What y'all are doing right now
is gross.Copy !req
544. Building a new resort
ain't cheap.Copy !req
545. No, it is not cheap at all.Copy !req
546. Thank you, fucking Martin.Copy !req
547. But I have every faith
that we will get this money backCopy !req
548. and then some, Daddy.
- You told meCopy !req
549. y'all were doing this
on your own.Copy !req
550. Doing it on your own means
coming up with your own funding.Copy !req
551. When I started out, I barely had
two sticks to rub together.Copy !req
552. You have a lot more
than two sticks.Copy !req
553. I know I got more
than two sticks.Copy !req
554. You're the one saying
damn two sticks.Copy !req
555. Maybe getting involved
in such a big projectCopy !req
556. isn't the best idea
for you right now.Copy !req
557. I was just thinking that,
Daddy.Copy !req
558. Asshole.Copy !req
559. He's right.
Yeah, nice work, Dr. Tits.Copy !req
560. Your little beg party
is a shit show.Copy !req
561. Ta-ta for now.Copy !req
562. Yeah.Copy !req
563. Don't you sweat it, Jesse.Copy !req
564. My daddy, he turned down
all my big moneymaking ideas.Copy !req
565. And look at me.Copy !req
566. I turned out a'ight.
- Ooh.Copy !req
567. Look at him, Jesse.Copy !req
568. Well, since we've already
broke our ruleCopy !req
569. about talking business
at the table,Copy !req
570. there's something
y'all should be aware of.Copy !req
571. The reporter that took down
the ButterfieldsCopy !req
572. is in our backyard.Copy !req
573. Says he's doing some piece
on us.Copy !req
574. Probably just trying to stir
the pot, dig up some dirt.Copy !req
575. Daddy, you let me handle this.Copy !req
576. I'll put a crew togetherCopy !req
577. and I'll send him
a fucking messageCopy !req
578. that he is sniffing
the wrong dog's asshole!Copy !req
579. There we go.Copy !req
580. What we're gonna do
is nothing.Copy !req
581. Operate like he doesn't exist.Copy !req
582. Anybody ask any questions,Copy !req
583. tell 'em to talk
to our legal team.Copy !req
584. I'm hearing this,
and I'm processing it,Copy !req
585. and I'm just thinking
the only way we putCopy !req
586. this to an end, Daddy,Copy !req
587. is if I go seduce this man.Copy !req
588. You know,
get some intel through turn-ons,Copy !req
589. hand-holds, eye contacts.Copy !req
590. Jack him off just a little bit.Copy !req
591. No, what we're gonna do
is zip our lips, like I said.Copy !req
592. Well, I'm just gonna go
on record saying I thinkCopy !req
593. it'd be better if Judy at least
jacked this fella offCopy !req
594. than do nothing at all.Copy !req
595. Daddy,
I could just get him hungry.Copy !req
596. This is another
super bad choiceCopy !req
597. made by the current
church leader.Copy !req
598. As much as it pains
for me to say this,Copy !req
599. Jesse's not totally wrong here.Copy !req
600. Ignoring things
is not how you deal with themCopy !req
601. in the social media age.Copy !req
602. You gotta own things.Copy !req
603. I don't care what y'all think.Copy !req
604. Stay out of it!
- Eli.Copy !req
605. What do you say me and you go
pay that reporter a visit?Copy !req
606. Deal with him like we did
back in the old days.Copy !req
607. That's enough, enough.
Everybody, just leave it alone.Copy !req
608. Dad, what the hell's
he talking about "the old days?"Copy !req
609. Probably about slapping
buttholes, sucking dicks.Copy !req
610. Enough!Copy !req
611. J—Judes!Copy !req
612. Uh-uh, how y'all gonna roll up
in my house without knocking?Copy !req
613. Come on, bitch.
Get your shit.Copy !req
614. Duty calls.Copy !req
615. Oh, hey, y'all.Copy !req
616. Are we going somewhere?Copy !req
617. - You're not!
- This is a private meetingCopy !req
618. for real family members,
not damn married-in ones.Copy !req
619. Scoot along, BJ.Copy !req
620. You're not real family.Copy !req
621. What the fuck, y'all?Copy !req
622. You guys know
I'm a believer now.Copy !req
623. I'm getting baptized.Copy !req
624. Well, guess what.Copy !req
625. That adds up to nothing.Copy !req
626. Go.
- Bye, bitch!Copy !req
627. God, why y'all
gotta be so ruthless?Copy !req
628. We need to discuss
the survival of our family.Copy !req
629. You know I'm right.Copy !req
630. Daddy is fucking up.Copy !req
631. This reporter has us
in his crosshairs.Copy !req
632. The Butterfields tried
to ignore him,Copy !req
633. and he turned them
into laughingstocks.Copy !req
634. The move is we talk to him.Copy !req
635. Steer the narrative.Copy !req
636. Okay, so how we gonna do that?Copy !req
637. Well, Martin says
he's staying nearby in a cabin.Copy !req
638. I say we go sniff him out.Copy !req
639. All right,
go make friends with him.Copy !req
640. Maybe I'll seduce him
a little bit.Copy !req
641. Sure, whatever.Copy !req
642. Hey!
BJ, I see you watching us.Copy !req
643. We know you're not
on the phone.Copy !req
644. BJ, you can be there
if you want.Copy !req
645. We know you're not
on the phone.Copy !req
646. God.Copy !req
647. Look,
I take no pleasure in this,Copy !req
648. but we're gonna do this one
by the books.Copy !req
649. That means no knives,
no kubotans,Copy !req
650. no weapons whatsoever.Copy !req
651. We go there only armed
with our mindsCopy !req
652. and our fucking manners.Copy !req
653. And we make damn sure
we handle this like grown-ups.Copy !req
654. Can y'all do that?Copy !req
655. Grown-ups.Copy !req
656. Grown-ups.Copy !req
657. Goddamn,
we are the new generation.Copy !req
658. Let's go save
our fucking family.Copy !req
659. Jesus.Copy !req
660. Don't touch anything.
It'll close itself.Copy !req
661. What if he ain't home?Copy !req
662. There's a car right there,
dummy.Copy !req
663. Oh, he's home.Copy !req
664. Look, the door's open.Copy !req
665. TV's on.Copy !req
666. Mr. Block?Copy !req
667. It's the Gemstone children.Copy !req
668. You spoke with our daddy.Copy !req
669. He probably spoke very rudely
with you and...Copy !req
670. and you didn't deserve that.Copy !req
671. Yeah,
our daddy is a real asshole.Copy !req
672. And we're not like him.Copy !req
673. We are the new generation
of Christian thought-leadersCopy !req
674. at the church, and we like
to do things our own way.Copy !req
675. That's why we'd like
to come here and participateCopy !req
676. in the story
if you would like that.Copy !req
677. Mr. Block?Copy !req
678. Stupid and I'm like,
"Say something."Copy !req
679. And he's like...Copy !req
680. Maybe it's his wine times.Copy !req
681. Maybe he's in the bubble bath.Copy !req
682. We don't know.Copy !req
683. Man, I'm just looking
at this door.Copy !req
684. It's just standing wide open.
- I know.Copy !req
685. Shit,
I'm thinking the same thing.Copy !req
686. Seems like one
of them situationsCopy !req
687. where we just go inside,
doesn't it?Copy !req
688. Totally.Copy !req
689. Uh, no, it doesn't.Copy !req
690. This is not what we talked
about.Copy !req
691. Breaking and entering?Copy !req
692. Absolutely not.Copy !req
693. Needle nuts,
the door is wide open.Copy !req
694. This ain't breaking,
this is just entering.Copy !req
695. That's totally legal.Copy !req
696. Oh, you don't know anythingCopy !req
697. about laws, Jesse.Copy !req
698. Okay, like you do.Copy !req
699. No, I'm out.Copy !req
700. Peace, latro.Copy !req
701. Gimme the keys.
I'm serious.Copy !req
702. I'm gonna go wait in the car.Copy !req
703. - Fine.
- Give me the key.Copy !req
704. Go clench your asshole
in the car, boy.Copy !req
705. We'll save our family.Copy !req
706. Is he really not gonna help?Copy !req
707. - Of course he's not.
- Go clench your own asshole.Copy !req
708. Probably can't.
It's probably gapingCopy !req
709. because of BJ's big ol' ding dong.Copy !req
710. That boy's a freak.Copy !req
711. Y'all bunch
a bunch of criminals.Copy !req
712. Idiots.Copy !req
713. Mr. Block?Copy !req
714. We come in peace.Copy !req
715. We mean you no harm.Copy !req
716. Just a little chitchat.Copy !req
717. We just wanted to take you up
on your generous offerCopy !req
718. to talk.Copy !req
719. Is nobody home?Copy !req
720. I don't know, it's weird.Copy !req
721. Come on!Copy !req
722. Oh!Copy !req
723. Oh...Copy !req
724. I guess we could email
this dude or something.Copy !req
725. Holy shit.Copy !req
726. He's dead.Copy !req
727. Guys!Copy !req
728. There's a—
Oh!Copy !req
729. - It's on me!
- Ah!Copy !req
730. Is it on me?
Fuck! I'm close to it.Copy !req
731. Damn it!
Get up!Copy !req
732. God damn it!Copy !req
733. No!Copy !req
734. There's dead bodies out here
too!Copy !req
735. Watch out!Copy !req
736. Open the doors, Kelvin!Copy !req
737. Open them!Copy !req
738. I am as soon
as I can find this—Copy !req
739. Come on!
Get the fucking door open!Copy !req
740. Open the fucking door!Copy !req
741. Get in, get in,
get in, get in!Copy !req
742. He was dead.
He was fucking dead!Copy !req
743. Kelvin, shut his door!Copy !req
744. Shut my door!
Let's go!Copy !req
745. Fuck, now mine's opening!Copy !req
746. Come on!
Someone shut the fucking—Copy !req
747. I'm trying!Copy !req
748. All we have to do is
just think for a second!Copy !req
749. No, we don't have to think!
We have to drive!Copy !req
750. All right, my door's
fucking opening back up now!Copy !req
751. - I'm trying!
- God damn it!Copy !req
752. I'm ready to go and then
you're making the door open!Copy !req
753. I'm not making it do anything!Copy !req
754. Okay, just going up
and fucking down!Copy !req
755. Judy, don't you know how to use
this fucking car?Copy !req
756. Oh, someone's here!Copy !req
757. Go, go, go!
- Move your fucking car, Judy!Copy !req
758. Holy shit.Copy !req
759. Go, go, go!
- I'm trying to go!Copy !req
760. I hate it!
I hate this car!Copy !req
761. Yuck, yuck, yuck!Copy !req
762. Daddy!
Open up!Copy !req
763. It's your children, Daddy!Copy !req
764. It's an emergency!Copy !req
765. Wake up, Daddy!Copy !req
766. Is that Daddy's car?Copy !req
767. Answer!Copy !req
768. Hey!Copy !req
769. Why are you kids
in my fountain?Copy !req
770. Where the hell
are you two coming from?Copy !req
771. Um, uh, doing business.Copy !req
772. Church business.Copy !req
773. Daddy,
is that blood on your pants?Copy !req
774. Huh?
Oh.Copy !req
775. Uh...Copy !req
776. Uh...
- Uh, don't be silly.Copy !req
777. Blood, come on.Copy !req
778. Oh.Copy !req
779. I had to move
a dead deer off the road.Copy !req
780. I must've got some on me.Copy !req
781. From the deer.Copy !req
782. It's deer blood.Copy !req
783. It is blood, yes.Copy !req
784. So...Copy !req
785. what do y'all need?Copy !req