1. God almighty!
God gave you a gift, girl.Copy !req
2. Gave you a gift!Copy !req
3. What do we have here?
This the Gemstone money.Copy !req
4. He's dead as a doornail.Copy !req
5. By sunrise,
high tide will come inCopy !req
6. and have the whole thing
covered up.Copy !req
7. I can't begin to tell you
how disappointed I am.Copy !req
8. You let that snake slither
inside our wallsCopy !req
9. and steal our money.Copy !req
10. You don't need to go,
I can figure out a wayCopy !req
11. to fix this with your mom.Copy !req
12. Take this,
the last copy of the video.Copy !req
13. Where are y'all going?Copy !req
14. This is showbiz, kid.
You ain't no Aimee-Leigh!Copy !req
15. I'm sorry to sayCopy !req
16. we have participated in sinful,
illicit activities.Copy !req
17. Amber!
Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
18. Goddammit.
My butt hole!Copy !req
19. Oh, she got me in my meat!Copy !req
20. BJ, I miss you really bad.Copy !req
21. I gotta do me for a bit.Copy !req
22. I am no longer fit to lead you.Copy !req
23. - What?
- Leave!Copy !req
24. I love you, sweetheart.Copy !req
25. - Mama.
- No, no.Copy !req
26. - I'll give you folks
some time.Copy !req
27. - We—we have to pray.
Come.Copy !req
28. Pull together.
Join hands.Copy !req
29. She's now in your
heavenly hands, oh, Lord.Copy !req
30. We sure did love having
her here with us.Copy !req
31. - But we celebrate...Copy !req
32. Celebrate her passing knowing
that she is in a better p—Copy !req
33. son of a bitch!
- Get it!Copy !req
34. Just—
- Grab it, Jesse.Copy !req
35. - Get it!Copy !req
36. - Kill it, Jesse!Copy !req
37. - Grab it!Copy !req
38. - Get out of here!Copy !req
39. - Ahh!
- Stupid bee!Copy !req
40. - Why?Copy !req
41. - No, Mama!Copy !req
42. - Take your goddamn time.Copy !req
43. - Ooh.
- Why are you limping?Copy !req
44. - I just got a new pair
of shoes.Copy !req
45. They're just a little tight.Copy !req
46. - Cops came by this morning.
- Cops?Copy !req
47. That's weird.
What are they up to?Copy !req
48. How are they?
- Busy, I suppose.Copy !req
49. Your friend in the red vanCopy !req
50. has shown up with
a bullet in his head,Copy !req
51. money gone.Copy !req
52. They found pieces of his van
out on this road.Copy !req
53. Looks like he was involved
in an accidentCopy !req
54. after he left our church.Copy !req
55. Whoever hit him more than
likely dumped the bodyCopy !req
56. and took the cash
for themselves.Copy !req
57. - Say what?Copy !req
58. - Sheriff found a programCopy !req
59. from our Easter service
in his truck.Copy !req
60. Wanted to know if we remembered
seeing anything.Copy !req
61. - Well, what'd you say?Copy !req
62. - I said we get 17,000 people
in here on Easter SundayCopy !req
63. and I don't roam
the parking lot.Copy !req
64. - That's a good response,
Daddy.Copy !req
65. Well done.Copy !req
66. - Anything else
you wanna tell meCopy !req
67. about this dead fellow and you?Copy !req
68. And before you make up
any more lies,Copy !req
69. Judy and Kelvin have already
told me everything.Copy !req
70. - You damn snitches.Copy !req
71. - Jesse, I'm in a very
emotionally distraught placeCopy !req
72. and I needed
to be honest with Daddy.Copy !req
73. - Enough with the lies, Jesse.Copy !req
74. - Why didn't you tell me
you were being blackmailed?Copy !req
75. - Well, I was too ashamed,
Daddy, okay?Copy !req
76. - I don't give a shit.Copy !req
77. This could have gotten
far worse.Copy !req
78. - Look, the only reason
why I even attemptedCopy !req
79. to attack Johnny Seasons
was mainly because how muchCopy !req
80. of an asshole
he was treating you.Copy !req
81. - You attacked Johnny Seasons?Copy !req
82. - Yeah, we didn't
tell him that part.Copy !req
83. - Shit.Copy !req
84. - So Seasons was telling
the truth.Copy !req
85. My God, Jesse, I threw a potato
through the man's window.Copy !req
86. - Daddy, I told him
not to do it.Copy !req
87. I—I pleaded with him.Copy !req
88. - And what does this say
about you, Kelvin?Copy !req
89. Not enough spine to stand up
to what you know is wrong?Copy !req
90. You're as guilty
as your brother.Copy !req
91. - Nuh-uh.Copy !req
92. - Couple of fucking animals,
Daddy.Copy !req
93. - Judy, you stole money
from the church,Copy !req
94. so don't act like you're not
a fucking animal too.Copy !req
95. - Judy did what?Copy !req
96. - We didn't tell him that part,
either, you fucker.Copy !req
97. - What money, Judy?Copy !req
98. - Judy's been skimming
for years,Copy !req
99. socking away cash
to fund her escape planCopy !req
100. where she can get the fuck out
of here away from all of us.Copy !req
101. - Okay, I did do that,Copy !req
102. but I did not
go through with it.Copy !req
103. Daddy, I changed my mind on it.Copy !req
104. - You know what?Copy !req
105. Y'all are hereby fired.
- What?Copy !req
106. - You don't know
how lucky you are.Copy !req
107. You don't appreciate it.Copy !req
108. Any of it.Copy !req
109. You kids have broken my heart.Copy !req
110. - Daddy.Copy !req
111. Well, can we still live
in our houses?Copy !req
112. - Live wherever you want, Judy.Copy !req
113. I could care less.Copy !req
114. - I mean, but, like,
are you gonna pay for it?Copy !req
115. - Well, great, y'all.Copy !req
116. Way to tell the truth
and get us all in trouble.Copy !req
117. Little tattletales.Copy !req
118. You just told him
the stuff I did.Copy !req
119. - Yeah, the stuff that got us
in all this troubleCopy !req
120. in the first place.
- Here he comes.Copy !req
121. He's gonna run us over.
- Okay.Copy !req
122. - Which way is—this—
we're gonna—Copy !req
123. I got you.Copy !req
124. Just, uh—is he gonna—
he's gonna go that way.Copy !req
125. Okay.Copy !req
126. - They did worse.
They did worse than me, Daddy.Copy !req
127. - Mm-hmm, yes.
- Well, I told him straight up.Copy !req
128. "I'm gonna bend you over
on the alimony.Copy !req
129. I'm gonna bend you over
on the child support."Copy !req
130. I'm gonna make that
son of a bitch work harderCopy !req
131. than he's ever worked before,Copy !req
132. and he's still gonna be broke
at the end of the day.Copy !req
133. - Good for you.
He deserves it.Copy !req
134. And what are you gonna do,
Amber?Copy !req
135. - Knowing Amber,
forgive and forget.Copy !req
136. - Fortunately, my husband didn't
roll over and fuck a whoreCopy !req
137. in front of all of his friends.Copy !req
138. - I do admire your courage,
though, Mandy.Copy !req
139. - That takes gumption,
you know?Copy !req
140. - Yo.
- What?Copy !req
141. - Uh, could we have a word
for a moment, Amber,Copy !req
142. if you, uh—if—if I could
do that to—with you?Copy !req
143. It's wonderful to see you—
all of you women here today.Copy !req
144. Mandy, are you doing something
different with your hair?Copy !req
145. - You look, um—Copy !req
146. - Shut up.Copy !req
147. - Breathe.Copy !req
148. - I told you,
you are not welcome here.Copy !req
149. - I came by
just to share somethingCopy !req
150. very unfortunate with you.Copy !req
151. Something so that maybe you
could see that I have alreadyCopy !req
152. paid a great price
for the mistakes I've made.Copy !req
153. Pbbt.Copy !req
154. Some would even say
the ultimate punishment.Copy !req
155. - What is it?Copy !req
156. - Daddy fired me
from the church.Copy !req
157. - That's your
ultimate punishment?Copy !req
158. - Yeah.
- Gettin' fired?Copy !req
159. Not destroying your family
or losing your son?Copy !req
160. - Well, you're the one
who kicked him out, not me.Copy !req
161. - Ooh, I'm not doing this
with you today!Copy !req
162. - Amber, have a heart,
God damn it!Copy !req
163. - Have a heart?Copy !req
164. - Did you not hear
what I just told you?Copy !req
165. I said I've been fired
from the church.Copy !req
166. My damn career's been dashed.Copy !req
167. - What I care about
is my family being torn apart.Copy !req
168. Do you even know
where Gideon is right now?Copy !req
169. He is in Haiti.
- Ooh.Copy !req
170. That's AIDS country.
What the hell's he doing there?Copy !req
171. - He's doing missionary work
to pay off his debt.Copy !req
172. Your debt!Copy !req
173. And it is exactly what happened
to that Rockefeller boyCopy !req
174. who went to New Guinea because
he thought he was doing goodCopy !req
175. but really he got eaten
by cannibals.Copy !req
176. - Well, come on,
there ain't cannibals in Haiti.Copy !req
177. I mean voodoo,
chicken magic, yeah.Copy !req
178. Cannibals, no.Copy !req
179. - Jesse, if you want
to fix things,Copy !req
180. then you get your ass to Haiti
and you bring our son back.Copy !req
181. - You want me to go to Haiti?
- I do.Copy !req
182. - You damn put a hole
in my asshole.Copy !req
183. I'm injured and I'm jobless.Copy !req
184. - Then you will have
plenty of time.Copy !req
185. Now get our son back.Copy !req
186. - Hello, BJ.Copy !req
187. I'm glad to see you live.Copy !req
188. You look well.
- Thank you.Copy !req
189. So do you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
190. I appreciate you meeting me
at this neutral location.Copy !req
191. In this velvet tote
you will findCopy !req
192. the rest of your belongings
from my house,Copy !req
193. including undergarmentsCopy !req
194. and an unopened thing
of printer paper.Copy !req
195. - Judy, I just have
one thing to say.Copy !req
196. I really thought we were meant
to be together.Copy !req
197. - Well, me too, BJ.
I did too.Copy !req
198. It's just, um, I'm not good
at relationship stuff.Copy !req
199. That's what I'm figuring out,Copy !req
200. 'cause all my ideas
and my thoughts about itCopy !req
201. are from teen movies.
- Judy, that's not true.Copy !req
202. You've had plenty of lovers.Copy !req
203. - BJ, I haven't gobbled 1,000
cocks like you think I have.Copy !req
204. I was trying to impress you.
- What?Copy !req
205. - I've only had one boyfriend
before you.Copy !req
206. - You never told me that.Copy !req
207. I thought you'd fucked
a million guys.Copy !req
208. - I know, and you loved it
when I said that,Copy !req
209. but the truth is,
I've had one boyfriendCopy !req
210. and his name was
Dr. Warren CarmichaelCopy !req
211. and he was my
economics professor,Copy !req
212. and he was 56 years old,
and he was very smart,Copy !req
213. and he dressed like
a casual beach manCopy !req
214. to come to class
with flip-flops and everythingCopy !req
215. and I gotta tell you,
I found that very, very hot.Copy !req
216. One day before class
he walked inCopy !req
217. and he comes up
to me and he goes,Copy !req
218. "Nice Patagonia shirt.Copy !req
219. Gotta get me one of those."Copy !req
220. Let's just say
I knew what he meant.Copy !req
221. Okay, full lightning bolt
through my slit.Copy !req
222. When class was over,Copy !req
223. there were snail trails
on my chair.Copy !req
224. Like, no one should have sat
in that chair after me.Copy !req
225. It was damp.Copy !req
226. So as everybody filed out,Copy !req
227. I followed him into his office
and I locked the door behind meCopy !req
228. and I covered
his mouth with my handCopy !req
229. and I jacked him off
with my other hand.Copy !req
230. He was fighting me.Copy !req
231. But I thought it was part
of his sexy little game.Copy !req
232. After he shot—
and he shot a lot—Copy !req
233. he started crying
and talking some shitCopy !req
234. about his son's
birthday coming upCopy !req
235. and how his wife
was a great lady.Copy !req
236. - Oh, my God.
He was married?Copy !req
237. - He did a restraining
order on me,Copy !req
238. so I bought him a Jeep Grand
Cherokee to prove I loved him,Copy !req
239. and he kept it,Copy !req
240. but I saw his wife driving it
one day at Harris TeeterCopy !req
241. and that hurt me,
you know?Copy !req
242. So I went to his son's
elementary schoolCopy !req
243. and I pulled the boy, Laird,
out of schoolCopy !req
244. after giving the office a note
on Gemstone letterheadCopy !req
245. and I took him to the beach.Copy !req
246. We ate ham slices
and I told him everythingCopy !req
247. about me and his dad,Copy !req
248. and he was really taking it in.Copy !req
249. You know,
you'd think for a third graderCopy !req
250. he wouldn't be able
to take all that in,Copy !req
251. but he was really taking it in,Copy !req
252. and we were really
making good friends.Copy !req
253. But then the police showed up
and they tackled me,Copy !req
254. and they took away Laird.Copy !req
255. They just took him away
in the police car,Copy !req
256. and me and Dr. CarmichaelCopy !req
257. weren't boyfriends
and girlfriends after that.Copy !req
258. - Jesus Christ, Judy,
you kidnapped his son?Copy !req
259. - Yeah.Copy !req
260. That's me, BJ.
I'm damaged goods.Copy !req
261. I'm a handful,
and you're perfect.Copy !req
262. You really, really are,Copy !req
263. and I'm just sorry.Copy !req
264. I'm sorry for everything, BJ.Copy !req
265. - Judy, it's a—Copy !req
266. it's all just—Copy !req
267. that's a lot.Copy !req
268. - Which part?
- All of it.Copy !req
269. - Okay.Copy !req
270. - You never told me
about this professorCopy !req
271. and how you jacked him,Copy !req
272. and if all you did was jack himCopy !req
273. that means I took
your virginity.Copy !req
274. I would have liked
to have known.Copy !req
275. You gave me a lot
to think about.Copy !req
276. Enjoy the rest of your
Outback Steakhouse meal, Judy.Copy !req
277. G'day.Copy !req
278. - Good day, BJ.Copy !req
279. - Well, he called
a few days agoCopy !req
280. saying he wasn't feeling good.Copy !req
281. He told us Todrick
was in chargeCopy !req
282. until he gets on his feet.Copy !req
283. - I give him his own church,
stick my neck out for him,Copy !req
284. and he can't even be bothered
to show up.Copy !req
285. That's a joke.Copy !req
286. - Well, if it is a joke,Copy !req
287. I guess that makes us
the punch line.Copy !req
288. - I'm not laughing.Copy !req
289. Baby Billy is no longer
head of this church.Copy !req
290. Todrick, John 3:16.Copy !req
291. - "For God so loved the worldCopy !req
292. that he gave his
only begotten son—"Copy !req
293. - Beautiful.
You got the job.Copy !req
294. Praise Him.Copy !req
295. - Artax, you're sinking!
Come on!Copy !req
296. Turn around!Copy !req
297. You have to now!Copy !req
298. - That's crazy.Copy !req
299. - Artax!Copy !req
300. Fight against the sadness,
Artax!Copy !req
301. - Are you crying?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
302. I—my, just, emotions
are all over the place.Copy !req
303. I feel like
I'm coming unhinged.Copy !req
304. - Yeah, well, join the club.Copy !req
305. We all got our emotional
issues right now.Copy !req
306. Damn Amber's trying
to get me to go to HaitiCopy !req
307. to bring Gideon home.
- Then go to Haiti, Linda!Copy !req
308. - Uh, Haiti has a lot
of tough characters,Copy !req
309. for your information.
- Who?Copy !req
310. - Wyclef Von Jean is from there.Copy !req
311. Fucking "Gone till November."Copy !req
312. Besides, she ain't even
apologized for shooting meCopy !req
313. in the asshole yet.
Just messed up.Copy !req
314. - Oh, poor you.Copy !req
315. You got no future in the churchCopy !req
316. and nobody cares
what you think.Copy !req
317. Welcome to my world,
you fucking baby.Copy !req
318. - I'm in emotional turmoil
dealing withCopy !req
319. some very painful questions
about myself.Copy !req
320. - Oh, for real?Copy !req
321. - I know that it sounds crazy,
but I always felt like...Copy !req
322. maybe, who knows?Copy !req
323. Maybe I am Him.Copy !req
324. - Who?Copy !req
325. - Jesus.Copy !req
326. - Jesus?Copy !req
327. - I mean, we both care
about people the same way.Copy !req
328. People like us.
They want to follow us.Copy !req
329. He didn't date much.Copy !req
330. Didn't have the urge
or the need to.Copy !req
331. I mean, that's me for days,
Jesse.Copy !req
332. I mean, you might not be Je—Copy !req
333. well, I know that
you are not Jesus Christ,Copy !req
334. but that don't mean you're
still not a decent man.Copy !req
335. - I don't wanna be
a decent man, Jesse!Copy !req
336. I wanna be Jesus!
- Ooh.Copy !req
337. - I'm also hearing
another voice,Copy !req
338. and he whispers to meCopy !req
339. and he says things like...Copy !req
340. "If you can't be him,Copy !req
341. then maybe you can be me."Copy !req
342. - Wait, what?
Who's that one?Copy !req
343. - Satan, I think.Copy !req
344. I'm just one of many
righteous men in this family.Copy !req
345. Perhaps I would be more specialCopy !req
346. if I were the Dark Lord
of the group.Copy !req
347. - Kelvin, you sound
thirsty as fuck.Copy !req
348. You need to go lie down, boy.
Get some night-nights.Copy !req
349. - I do.
I'm so tired.Copy !req
350. I'm sorry.
I feel like such an idiot.Copy !req
351. I just—I miss Mama so much.Copy !req
352. She always knew
how to make me feel specialCopy !req
353. and told me everything
was gonna be okay.Copy !req
354. - Yeah, we all could use
that now, Kelvin.Copy !req
355. I miss Mama too.
- Me too.Copy !req
356. - But we don't got
Mama no more,Copy !req
357. so it needs to be enough
when we just tell youCopy !req
358. that it's gonna be okay
and things are cool.Copy !req
359. You're cool, Kelvin.
Everything's gonna be okay.Copy !req
360. You'll get everything
figured out.Copy !req
361. You're not Jesus.Copy !req
362. You don't have to be
a devil person, either.Copy !req
363. - I did you,
now y'all do me.Copy !req
364. - You're cool, Jesse.
- You're cool.Copy !req
365. - Maybe your family
will come back.Copy !req
366. - You will be—you will learn
to be a good dad.Copy !req
367. - Might take a few years.Copy !req
368. - Thank you.
That made me feel better.Copy !req
369. - Y'all do me.Copy !req
370. - You're gonna meet other—
other guys,Copy !req
371. other—have other boyfriends.Copy !req
372. - How many will I get, Jesse?
Boyfriends?Copy !req
373. - Well, now, I don't—
like, 10, 15 dudes.Copy !req
374. - Will they also go down
on my butthole?Copy !req
375. - Even on your butthole, sis.Copy !req
376. - That's nice.Copy !req
377. - Uh, uh, um,
I was trying to—Copy !req
378. - Sneak away?
- Yeah.Copy !req
379. I mean no, no!
- I like children.Copy !req
380. - I love this movie.Copy !req
381. - For breakfast?Copy !req
382. - All right,
let's make this quick.Copy !req
383. - Are we supposed
to just do it here?Copy !req
384. - Yeah, Doc.
I don't have a lot of time.Copy !req
385. I want you
to hit me upCopy !req
386. with all the vaccinations needed
for Haiti.Copy !req
387. I want the full cocktail.
I'm not trying to catch AIDS.Copy !req
388. - Oh, none of these will
protect you from that.Copy !req
389. - God damn it.Copy !req
390. - Sit.
Get down there.Copy !req
391. Gather around, everyone.
I said gather around.Copy !req
392. Sit down.
Quit playing with the blocks.Copy !req
393. Thank you.Copy !req
394. I have a revelation
to announce.Copy !req
395. I have transformed myself
into something...Copy !req
396. Dark.Copy !req
397. Starting immediately,Copy !req
398. I will no longer be
your youth pastor.Copy !req
399. I'll admit it.Copy !req
400. I'm not Jesus,
and if you thought I was,Copy !req
401. well, you are sadly mistaken.Copy !req
402. 'Cause I'm not.Copy !req
403. My replacement is pureCopy !req
404. and fit to lead you,Copy !req
405. much better than I.Copy !req
406. Meet your new leader,
Ronald Meyers.Copy !req
407. - You may recognize him
as a camp counselorCopy !req
408. from one of our Christian
summer jams,Copy !req
409. or you may also recognize him
if you're a gamer.Copy !req
410. He's the assistant manager
at the GameStopCopy !req
411. at the Citadel Mall.Copy !req
412. He shall lead you
into salvation.Copy !req
413. Not me.Copy !req
414. Good-bye forever.Copy !req
415. - So, uh,Copy !req
416. who wants
to play some foosball?Copy !req
417. Yeah?Copy !req
418. - Hey!
Kelvin!Copy !req
419. - Kelvin, what the hell
is all that?Copy !req
420. - What?
I told you.Copy !req
421. I'm not who you think I am.Copy !req
422. - Okay, I'm not sure what
you think I think of you,Copy !req
423. but you're just like
a teacherCopy !req
424. that doesn't really
teach us anything.Copy !req
425. - Okay, well, now Ronald can go
ahead and teach you nothing.Copy !req
426. - Oh, is this about
your boyfriend?Copy !req
427. - What boyfriend?
- Queef?Copy !req
428. - Keefe?
- Yeah, yeah, him.Copy !req
429. - Okay, mm-mmm.
No, he's not my boyfriend.Copy !req
430. We're just a couple dudes
who like to hang out—why?Copy !req
431. What's up with Keefe?
- You didn't see his Insta?Copy !req
432. - No, I didn't see his Insta.Copy !req
433. - It's Instagram too.
You don't need to shorten it.Copy !req
434. It's not that long of a word.Copy !req
435. Oh, my God.Copy !req
436. No.Copy !req
437. - Yeah.Copy !req
438. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,Copy !req
439. no, no, no, no!Copy !req
440. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- What—Copy !req
441. - No!
- Okay.Copy !req
442. - Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!Copy !req
443. - Together, let's lift.
Here we go!Copy !req
444. Pull!Copy !req
445. Pull!Copy !req
446. Pull!Copy !req
447. Right side up!
Come on!Copy !req
448. Come on!
That's good!Copy !req
449. Hold it!
Get a bolt in there!Copy !req
450. Steady, steady!Copy !req
451. - Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
452. Hey, I think I know
what you guys want.Copy !req
453. Yeah?
Oh, there comes everybody else.Copy !req
454. You guys want candy?
Yeah.Copy !req
455. - Gideon!
- Okay, hold on. Wait.Copy !req
456. - Gideon!Copy !req
457. I found you!Copy !req
458. It's me.
It's your dad.Copy !req
459. I'm not a local.Copy !req
460. - Yeah, you guys
take everything.Copy !req
461. Take all the candy.Copy !req
462. - Oh, yeah, they found that
son of a bitch dead in his van.Copy !req
463. - Dead?
- Dead.Copy !req
464. - Holy shit.Copy !req
465. - The running theory
is whoever popped himCopy !req
466. must have split with our money.Copy !req
467. Come home.
Let us join forces and find it.Copy !req
468. We can redeem ourselves
in the eyes of my daddy.Copy !req
469. - Nobody wants to see me there.
- That's not true.Copy !req
470. Your mama's the one
who sent me here.Copy !req
471. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
472. Everybody's way more pissed off
at me now.Copy !req
473. I came clean.Copy !req
474. I was looking for that
freedom that comesCopy !req
475. when you're telling the truth,Copy !req
476. although it's not really
feeling quite as freeCopy !req
477. as I thought it was.Copy !req
478. Kinda feel more like
I fucked up my entire life.Copy !req
479. - Mom must be devastated.
- Yeah, she's furious.Copy !req
480. She shot me in my asshole.Copy !req
481. If you don't come back with me,
Gideon,Copy !req
482. I don't think she's gonna
give me a second chance.Copy !req
483. Please, son.Copy !req
484. Let these Catholics
and liberalsCopy !req
485. help these folks
get their clean water.Copy !req
486. - Dad, no.Copy !req
487. I caused that whole mess
back home.Copy !req
488. Now I need to pay the price.Copy !req
489. Dedicating myself
to the needs of othersCopy !req
490. is gonna help me find peace.Copy !req
491. - Lord,
now you're saying platitudes.Copy !req
492. They got you brainwashed.
- I'll come home.Copy !req
493. I will,
but not till I'm done here.Copy !req
494. - And how long's that gonna be?
- I don't know.Copy !req
495. Kyle, our mission leader,
said a few months.Copy !req
496. - A few months?Copy !req
497. Gideon,
your mama's gonna leave me.Copy !req
498. I need you to come home now.Copy !req
499. - I'm trying to become
a better man here.Copy !req
500. - And, what, you think getting
these motherfuckersCopy !req
501. clean water's gonna do that?
You're kidding yourself.Copy !req
502. - You just came here
to fix your own life.Copy !req
503. That's not something
I can help you with.Copy !req
504. You're gonna have to figure
that out for yourself.Copy !req
505. - Hey, Gideon, the bus
is leaving back for the church.Copy !req
506. - Okay, thank you.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
507. - Favorite son of mine
that I love so very much,Copy !req
508. please come home with me.Copy !req
509. - Do you really wanna
make things better?Copy !req
510. Or do you just wanna make
all the bad stuff go away?Copy !req
511. - What the fuck
does that even mean?Copy !req
512. - I'm sorry for
everything I've caused.Copy !req
513. Good luck with Mom.Copy !req
514. - Wait, hold on, hold on.
Can I get a hug?Copy !req
515. I love you.Copy !req
516. You're not fucking
staying here.Copy !req
517. You're coming with me
to the pulpit.Copy !req
518. No, you're coming to the—
God damn it.Copy !req
519. - Damn it, come on, man.
- Fuck!Copy !req
520. Fine, whatever.
Shut up.Copy !req
521. - Good-bye, Dad.
- Yeah, later.Copy !req
522. Have fun here in Haiti.
You're being so stupid.Copy !req
523. - You're stupid.
- No, you're stupid.Copy !req
524. - You're stupid.Copy !req
525. - It's like the dumbest thing
you could do in religionCopy !req
526. is be a fucking missionary.
- You're stupider.Copy !req
527. - Gideon.Copy !req
528. - Hey, hi.
- Yeah.Copy !req
529. - Uh, I'm here
to see Judy Gemstone.Copy !req
530. BJ Barnes.
I'm known.Copy !req
531. - Yeah, no visitors, all right?Copy !req
532. The whole compound
is on lockdown,Copy !req
533. and that's from the very top,
so good night, PJ.Copy !req
534. - It's BJ, not PJ.Copy !req
535. - That's even worse, BJ.Copy !req
536. I wouldn't own up to that shit.
- What?Copy !req
537. - Bye.Copy !req
538. - Disrespecting me like that.Copy !req
539. It's time to be a man.Copy !req
540. I need to get on this
property tonight.Copy !req
541. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
542. I don't know how many brain
cells you got bouncing aroundCopy !req
543. in that thick skull of yours,Copy !req
544. but you better open up
this gate right nowCopy !req
545. before I kick your
fucking ass tonight.Copy !req
546. - What in the fuck
did you just say to me?Copy !req
547. - I'm sorry.
I was talking to myself.Copy !req
548. - Step away from the plastic
circus lady!Copy !req
549. Get down on the ground now!Copy !req
550. - Stop right there!
- Don't move!Copy !req
551. - Don't move.
- I'm just here to see Judy!Copy !req
552. Honestly, there's nothing
to worry about at all.Copy !req
553. I—I'm not looking
to cause any trouble.Copy !req
554. - He's going for a gun!
- Huh?Copy !req
555. - Hey!
Hey, you!Copy !req
556. Hey!Copy !req
557. Hey!
Y—Copy !req
558. You, hey!
Hey!Copy !req
559. - Hey!
- I'm looking for Keefe.Copy !req
560. - Oh, the baby.
- Keefe.Copy !req
561. - The baby.
- I don't know.Copy !req
562. - Yeah, he's currently
discoveringCopy !req
563. some things about himself.Copy !req
564. Yeah, I transformed him backCopy !req
565. into his earliest state
of being.Copy !req
566. - Yeah, no, he's not doing
that, okay?Copy !req
567. Take me to him right now.
- You're too late, bro.Copy !req
568. He's already strapped in,
zoned out.Copy !req
569. He's sinking below his reality
as we speak.Copy !req
570. Baby, baby, baby, baby!Copy !req
571. - Take me to him right now!Copy !req
572. I will beat your fucking ass!Copy !req
573. I took Tae Kwon Do for
seven years, motherfucker!Copy !req
574. - I'm sorry, man.
I didn't mean nothing by that.Copy !req
575. I—I—he's right over here.Copy !req
576. - Shh!Copy !req
577. Baby is sleeping.Copy !req
578. - Keefe.Copy !req
579. No!
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
580. He's in his transitive state.Copy !req
581. - He's Christian, Doc.
- Get off me!Copy !req
582. Get off!
Keefe!Copy !req
583. Keefe!
Keefe, no!Copy !req
584. Keefe, wake up!
No, no!Copy !req
585. Stop it!
Stop it!Copy !req
586. Wake up!
Wake up, Keefe!Copy !req
587. Get—get him out!Copy !req
588. Get him out!Copy !req
589. Keefe!
Fuck the sadness.Copy !req
590. Fuck the sadness!Copy !req
591. - Why?
- I was so lost without you.Copy !req
592. And then the beats came,Copy !req
593. and I let him take me.Copy !req
594. - It's my fault.
You needed me,Copy !req
595. and I failed you.Copy !req
596. You fell prey to these demons!Copy !req
597. - Hold me.
- Shh.Copy !req
598. - I'm here now.Copy !req
599. I'm here now.
- I'm still really high.Copy !req
600. - BJ.
Hi.Copy !req
601. Why are you dressed
like a school shooter?Copy !req
602. - What?
I'm not.Copy !req
603. I'm "Say Anything..."Copy !req
604. I was gonna throw rocks
at your windowCopy !req
605. and play "In Your Eyes"
real loud until you woke up,Copy !req
606. but security guards
shot my speaker.Copy !req
607. - BJ, why would you come around
here trying to make meCopy !req
608. still be in love with you?
That is not nice.Copy !req
609. - Judy...Copy !req
610. I have new developments
in my personality.Copy !req
611. Know this.
I'm a full grown adult man now.Copy !req
612. I don't play games,
I don't deal with bullshit,Copy !req
613. and I do not beat
around the bush.Copy !req
614. - Okay, well, how about
beating around this bushCopy !req
615. with that uncircumcised dick?
- No, I gotta cut you off.Copy !req
616. This is serious.Copy !req
617. I thought a lot about those
things that you said to me.Copy !req
618. - Well, for the record,
I wish I hadn't said them,Copy !req
619. 'cause I feel like
a fucking fool.Copy !req
620. - Well, you shouldn't.Copy !req
621. Through journaling and candles,
I realized I'm nothingCopy !req
622. like Dr. Warren Carmichael.Copy !req
623. Every single thing that he did,
I would have done differently.Copy !req
624. If you gave me
a Jeep Grand Cherokee,Copy !req
625. I'd never let my wife drive it.Copy !req
626. If you J.O.'ed me in my office,Copy !req
627. I wouldn't ruin the vibe
by talking about my sonCopy !req
628. or his birthday,Copy !req
629. and I would not cry
when I shot.Copy !req
630. - Really, BJ?
- Yeah.Copy !req
631. You say you don't know anything
about relationships?Copy !req
632. Let me teach you.Copy !req
633. - BJ, I need to tell you,Copy !req
634. part of my pajama pants
are drenched right now,Copy !req
635. and they're not drenched
with pee.Copy !req
636. - It better not be,
Judy Gemstone.Copy !req
637. You save that piss
for my chest.Copy !req
638. - He wouldn't come back
home with me.Copy !req
639. I asked,
but he refused.Copy !req
640. - Tell me Gideon
is on that planeCopy !req
641. and that this is just
your idea of a joke.Copy !req
642. - I wish this was
one of my classic pranks,Copy !req
643. but it's not.Copy !req
644. He's not coming back.Copy !req
645. - My son is in Haiti?
In fucking Haiti?Copy !req
646. - Amber, when I was
being blackmailed,Copy !req
647. it wasn't the public
finding outCopy !req
648. or Daddy finding out
that scared me.Copy !req
649. It was you.Copy !req
650. I didn't wanna disappoint you.Copy !req
651. That's why I lied.Copy !req
652. I didn't wanna ruin
the image you had of meCopy !req
653. of a picture-perfect husband.Copy !req
654. - I'm so sorry, Amber.Copy !req
655. I love you.Copy !req
656. - I want you out of the house.Copy !req
657. This is over.Copy !req
658. - She's telling me to leave
without you, Mr. Gemstone.Copy !req
659. - Do what she says, Carlos.Copy !req
660. Leave me.Copy !req
661. Let her have
the storm off moment.Copy !req
662. - How'd it go with Gideon?Copy !req
663. - I couldn't convince him
to come home,Copy !req
664. so I've lost my son,Copy !req
665. I've lost my family.Copy !req
666. I have nothing now.Copy !req
667. - What are you doing out here?Copy !req
668. Why don't you come
back home with me?Copy !req
669. - No can do.Copy !req
670. I'm denying myself
simple pleasuresCopy !req
671. such as family connections
and good times.Copy !req
672. I'm gonna become
a hardened detective.Copy !req
673. Dedicate myself to solving
the case of the missing money.Copy !req
674. - Jesse, just let it go.Copy !req
675. - I can't.Copy !req
676. Whoever ran into that van
stole that money.Copy !req
677. I just gotta figure out
who the fuck was out here.Copy !req
678. Look at this.Copy !req
679. - Weird.Copy !req
680. Baby Billy has one of those
in his car.Copy !req
681. - Baby Billy?Copy !req
682. Where the fuck
has Baby Billy been?Copy !req
683. Hmm?Copy !req
684. - You thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
685. - Duh, Kelvin.
- Okay.Copy !req
686. I didn't know.Copy !req
687. - I should have known
that old foolCopy !req
688. had one more trick
up his sleeve.Copy !req
689. Y'all done good here.Copy !req
690. My inclination was
to cut you all off,Copy !req
691. turn my back on you.
I was this close to doing it.Copy !req
692. Y'all pushed me that much.Copy !req
693. - Well, that is all
behind us now, Daddy.Copy !req
694. Because of my diligence
and because I cracked the case,Copy !req
695. I'm now redeemed
and we can move forward.Copy !req
696. - Yeah, but we were all there,
Daddy,Copy !req
697. so we are all redeemed.Copy !req
698. - Okay, but I was there first,
so—Copy !req
699. - I don't think you
can get redeemedCopy !req
700. more than another person.Copy !req
701. - I'm redeemed more than
Kelvin.Copy !req
702. - Well, that's what you say
but it's not—Copy !req
703. I done get redeemed the most.
- Yeah, but who found—Copy !req
704. who found it?
- Well—Copy !req
705. - So—Copy !req
706. - You didn't know
what the hell it was.Copy !req
707. - First place redeemed,
second place redeemed,Copy !req
708. third place redeemed.
- We're not fighting, Daddy.Copy !req
709. We love each other
and we're not fighting.Copy !req
710. I'm the main person
that gets redeemed.Copy !req
711. - I forgive you, kids.Copy !req
712. But I won't forget.Copy !req
713. Let's go get our money.Copy !req
714. - What?Copy !req
715. - That was Jesus, Daddy.Copy !req
716. - No.Copy !req
717. That was a karate person.Copy !req
718. - No, that wasn't
a karate person.Copy !req
719. That was Jesus.Copy !req
720. - Uh-oh!
Oh, oh!Copy !req
721. Sorry, big guy.
- Is he hurt?Copy !req
722. Ooh!Copy !req
723. - Cut it out!Copy !req
724. - That fountain's new.
- So is that boat.Copy !req
725. - Just in time for summer.Copy !req
726. - Fully restored antique car.Copy !req
727. Cherry condition.Copy !req
728. Baby Billy, you are one brazen
son of a bitch.Copy !req
729. - I say when we go in here,
we can show no hesitation.Copy !req
730. As soon as we get in that door,Copy !req
731. Kelvin needs to take
Baby Billy down.Copy !req
732. - Mm-hmm.
- What?Copy !req
733. - I'd do it but obviously
I'm injured.Copy !req
734. - I can't take down Baby Billy.Copy !req
735. - Well, you're gonna have to.
Judy?Copy !req
736. - Sup?
- You need to take out Tiffany.Copy !req
737. She grew up poor so she's
gonna know how to fight,Copy !req
738. but I think you can handle her.
- I'll fucking wreck a bitch.Copy !req
739. - We're not here to fight.Copy !req
740. We're here to get
that money back.Copy !req
741. - We might have to fight.
- We might have to.Copy !req
742. - Baby Billy,
I just want to talk.Copy !req
743. - Daddy, I don't like this.Copy !req
744. I've seen this dude's
dark side.Copy !req
745. He told me I was talentless.Copy !req
746. He's capable of anything.Copy !req
747. - Baby Billy, open the door.Copy !req
748. - Hey, y'all.Copy !req
749. - Where is he, Tiffany?Copy !req
750. - Baby Billy done passed on.Copy !req
751. - He's dead?Copy !req
752. - He's in Heaven now
with Aimee-Leigh,Copy !req
753. his mama,
his daddy.Copy !req
754. - Daddy, he's running away!
- Go get him.Copy !req
755. - Go!
Kelvin, get his ass!Copy !req
756. Get him!
- Ah!Copy !req
757. - Get back here!Copy !req
758. - Shit!Copy !req
759. - Go, Kelvin!Copy !req
760. - Don't tackle me!
I'm a old man, now!Copy !req
761. - DDT his ass, Kelvin!Copy !req
762. Get him!Copy !req
763. - See that?
- Oh, yeah, honey!Copy !req
764. - Damn, Kelvin!Copy !req
765. - Hey!
Y'all didn't have to hurt him!Copy !req
766. - Oh, fuck, Judy!
- Oh, my teeth! Oh!Copy !req
767. - Why you trying to knock your
aunt's new teeth out, Judy?Copy !req
768. - I was assigned
to fight Tiffany!Copy !req
769. Maybe I went too far.
Sorry.Copy !req
770. - We know you stole that money
and killed that boy.Copy !req
771. - Baby Billy!
Whoo!Copy !req
772. You better start talking!Copy !req
773. - I didn't kill that boy.Copy !req
774. It was Tiff.Copy !req
775. And it was a accident.Copy !req
776. - I admit it was a accident!Copy !req
777. - You stole from family!Copy !req
778. That money don't belong to you!Copy !req
779. - It don't belong to you,
neither!Copy !req
780. Now that's my money!
My money!Copy !req
781. That you made
off my sister's name!Copy !req
782. Now, when do I get what's mine,
huh?Copy !req
783. What's owed me?Copy !req
784. Now, God put that money
in my path, Eli.Copy !req
785. That was Him saying
that I ain't got to acceptCopy !req
786. your charity no more!Copy !req
787. You've always hated me!Copy !req
788. You never wanted to—
to help me!Copy !req
789. You always had to control
everything, Eli!Copy !req
790. You know what that feels like?Copy !req
791. To have to ask the man
that ruined your lifeCopy !req
792. for some table scraps?Copy !req
793. Just begging like a dog
on the side of the street.Copy !req
794. Do you know how that feels?Copy !req
795. - You're a jealous old fool,
Baby Billy,Copy !req
796. and it's turned you
into a villain!Copy !req
797. - I ain't no villain!
You a villain!Copy !req
798. - Get back!
- Oh, get—Copy !req
799. Get back!
Get—get back!Copy !req
800. Get!Copy !req
801. Now, here we are, Eli.Copy !req
802. Endgame!Copy !req
803. What you gonna do, huh?Copy !req
804. You gonna kill me?Copy !req
805. Well, make your move,
motherfucker,Copy !req
806. 'cause I ain't ever
giving that money up.Copy !req
807. - Stop it, Baby Billy!
- You stop it!Copy !req
808. I will take this pitchforkCopy !req
809. and I will stick you
in the God—Copy !req
810. - He got struck!Copy !req
811. - Holy shit!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
812. - Go.
Go, go, go.Copy !req
813. - Get him.
Get him.Copy !req
814. Right here.Copy !req
815. - Okay.Copy !req
816. - Oh, God!
Is he dead?Copy !req
817. I think he's dead.Copy !req
818. Dear Heavenly Father,Copy !req
819. please help us
keep this man alive.Copy !req
820. Everybody help me.
Join hands.Copy !req
821. Lord, we are undeserving
of your mercy,Copy !req
822. but we ask for it anyway.Copy !req
823. We're joined as a family,Copy !req
824. a family that has lost a lot,Copy !req
825. and we'd appreciate
to not lose another.Copy !req
826. But dear Lord,Copy !req
827. we trust in Your
eternal wisdom.Copy !req
828. No, no.Copy !req
829. Leave it be.Copy !req
830. - God of compassion and love,Copy !req
831. please help us.Copy !req
832. Save this man.Copy !req
833. - Baby!Copy !req
834. - I saw her, Eli.Copy !req
835. I saw Aimee-Leigh.Copy !req
836. - Take it easy, Billy.
You rest.Copy !req
837. - I saw her, Eli.Copy !req
838. She told me...Copy !req
839. That I should forgive you.Copy !req
840. She told me that—that Eli,
you don't mean to beCopy !req
841. the way that you are.Copy !req
842. - That's what she told me.
- Well, that's good to hear.Copy !req
843. I guess.Copy !req
844. - I saw her.
- I heard you, Billy.Copy !req
845. - I saw her.
- That's awesome.Copy !req
846. - I saw your mama.Copy !req
847. I saw her.
- He saw her.Copy !req
848. - Okay.Copy !req
849. - Oh, I saw her.
- We heard you.Copy !req
850. - Yeah, you already
covered that.Copy !req
851. - I saw her!Copy !req
852. - I know, but I just
told you we heard youCopy !req
853. and you're saying it a bunch.
- That's very cool.Copy !req
854. - Yeah, nobody's really saying
that you didn't, Baby Billy.Copy !req
855. - She told me to tell you
that she loves you.Copy !req
856. All right.
All right.Copy !req
857. - As I looked around that small
house my wife grew up in,Copy !req
858. I could tell
she was there with us.Copy !req
859. All that transpires
every single dayCopy !req
860. to bring us in and out
of each other's lives...Copy !req
861. We move through this world
crossing pathsCopy !req
862. with friends,
family,Copy !req
863. and enemies.Copy !req
864. And I believe the goal
of all that colliding...Copy !req
865. Is to make us appreciate
one another.Copy !req
866. To find empathy.Copy !req
867. - I got no interest
working for the Gemstones.Copy !req
868. - You wouldn't be working
for us.Copy !req
869. You'd be working with us.Copy !req
870. If you are not rooting
for your enemy's salvation,Copy !req
871. you are not in line
with what the Spirit wants.Copy !req
872. Amen.Copy !req
873. Aimee-Leigh knew this.Copy !req
874. That's why she always
wanted to help,Copy !req
875. no matter what.Copy !req
876. For when you forgive
other peopleCopy !req
877. when they sin against you...Copy !req
878. - It's called God...Copy !req
879. - Your Heavenly Father
will forgive you.Copy !req
880. - And as I looked into
the pearly gates,Copy !req
881. God said, "It ain't your time,
Baby Billy.Copy !req
882. It ain't your time."Copy !req
883. And as He lowered me
on this earthCopy !req
884. like a little old baby bird,
He whispered in my ear,Copy !req
885. he said,
"Billy, spread my word.Copy !req
886. Teach them
what I have shown you."Copy !req
887. And in that moment,
in that moment,Copy !req
888. my wife and I,
we knew what our mission—Copy !req
889. our purpose in this world was.
- Amen!Copy !req
890. Baby Billy,
the Electric Preacher!Copy !req
891. Now, if y'all want
a hand-drawn copyCopy !req
892. of what Baby Billy
saw in Heaven,Copy !req
893. it's $39.99,
and if you want one in crayon,Copy !req
894. it's $59.99.
- $59.99.Copy !req
895. Now, who wants to see
what I've seen?Copy !req
896. - How we navigate this life
and each otherCopy !req
897. is what defines us,Copy !req
898. and what leads us
onto the path to healing.Copy !req
899. By accepting one another
for our shortcomings,Copy !req
900. our sins,
our selfish behavior...Copy !req
901. We are granted the ability
to make mistakes as well.Copy !req
902. That's what He gives us.Copy !req
903. The ability to begin again.Copy !req
904. To be forgiven.Copy !req
905. [Barefoot Jerry's "That's OK,Copy !req
906. He'll Be Your
Brother Someday']Copy !req