1. We have outmaneuvered those
who wish to cause us ruin.Copy !req
2. Mission accomplished.
Our secrets are safe.Copy !req
3. And nothing bad happened.Copy !req
4. Well, I got shot.Copy !req
5. But you weren't killed, so not that bad.Copy !req
6. They process the money Sunday.Copy !req
7. On holidays, like Easter,
three million dollars.Copy !req
8. We're gonna rob that vault.Copy !req
9. I have been asked by our
dear uncle to performCopy !req
10. because he recognized talent in me.Copy !req
11. He's using you.Copy !req
12. Tonight, we got a special guest.Copy !req
13. Judy-Leigh!Copy !req
14. We've been through some rough patches,
but look at us now, huh?Copy !req
15. Together.Copy !req
16. Gideon, there's somebody
at the front gate for you.Copy !req
17. Scotty. Says he's your buddy.Copy !req
18. Should I let him in?Copy !req
19. Okay.Copy !req
20. Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad!Copy !req
21. Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad!Copy !req
22. Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad!Copy !req
23. Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad!Copy !req
24. I'm ready to get fucked up tonight!Copy !req
25. Goddamn!Copy !req
26. Oh, shit.Copy !req
27. You totally ditched our dinner.Copy !req
28. The waiter said you went to the bar.Copy !req
29. Ooooooh.Copy !req
30. You in trouble.Copy !req
31. You ain't trying to hang
out with me and my friends.Copy !req
32. That's why I got you your own room.Copy !req
33. Normal kid would like that.Copy !req
34. You got your freedom. Go, have fun.Copy !req
35. Don't do that;
don't pretend like this is about me.Copy !req
36. This is about you trying
to be Mr. Big ShotCopy !req
37. in front of your stupid friends.Copy !req
38. For your information,
I am a big shot, Gideon.Copy !req
39. - Psh.
- You wanna laugh in my face?Copy !req
40. Why don't you keep poppin'
off with that 'tude?Copy !req
41. See if that internship of
yours doesn't disappear.Copy !req
42. You can kiss them little
California dreams of yours good-bye.Copy !req
43. I'll go anyways. You can't stop me.Copy !req
44. You think you're gonna be in
that entertainment industry?Copy !req
45. - Y...
- News flash!Copy !req
46. People in Los Angeles
hate Christians, Gideon!Copy !req
47. Good luck.Copy !req
48. Why don't you start your new
life of independence tonight?Copy !req
49. Pack your shit. You're in room 218.Copy !req
50. Yeah, dude. Whoo!Copy !req
51. I'm gonna get naked tonight.Copy !req
52. - Yeah!
- Yeah, I'm...Copy !req
53. I'm trying to cut fuckin' loose tonight.Copy !req
54. My man!Copy !req
55. Hey, sorry, Gideon.Copy !req
56. - Sorry, man.
- He'll be all right.Copy !req
57. Don't worry about him. He's leaving.Copy !req
58. What time our friends
say they're comin' up?Copy !req
59. - Should be any time now.
- Ooh!Copy !req
60. Ohhhh!Copy !req
61. Yeah, sexy man!Copy !req
62. Hope you guys have fun tonight.Copy !req
63. We will.Copy !req
64. Let's do cocaine!Copy !req
65. Oh, there it is! Bam.Copy !req
66. Thank you, bruh.
Now let's start with me.Copy !req
67. So, Scotty, what brings you
all the way from Los Angeles?Copy !req
68. Well, I actually came east to do a job,
but I got a little banged up,Copy !req
69. so I had to bail on
that gig until I heal.Copy !req
70. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
71. Mm, don't be.
You know, as the saying goes,Copy !req
72. when one door closes,
another one kicks wide open.Copy !req
73. - Hm.
- Oh, yeah? What door opened?Copy !req
74. Well, I'm actually up
for a much bigger jobCopy !req
75. - with a lot bigger payday.
- Oh.Copy !req
76. It is a dangerous line of work
that you and Gideon are in.Copy !req
77. You would not be wrong, ma'am.Copy !req
78. I have been shot, stabbed, trampled...Copy !req
79. Hell, I've even been run over by a car.Copy !req
80. Okay, wow. They get it, Scotty.Copy !req
81. Yeah, it's a tough racket.Copy !req
82. Lotta injuries.
How do you deal with the pain?Copy !req
83. Well, I used to deal with the pain
by consorting with prostitutesCopy !req
84. and snorting 200 mils of Oxy a day.Copy !req
85. Fuckin' awesome.Copy !req
86. No, not awesome at all, little man.Copy !req
87. I was in a very dark place...Copy !req
88. Staring at the ceiling,Copy !req
89. chasing shadows, the whole thing.Copy !req
90. That is until Boy Wonder over hereCopy !req
91. introduced me to a guy by
the name of Jesus Christ.Copy !req
92. Gideon. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
93. - Gideon, you out there ministering in LA?
- I guess so.Copy !req
94. That's the Gemstone way right there.
Like father, like son.Copy !req
95. Mm. Where are you staying
while you're here?Copy !req
96. Well, I'm... I'm at the Budgetel HotelCopy !req
97. 'cause I'm on a budget,
and it's a hotel.Copy !req
98. So, seems to fit.Copy !req
99. No, no. That will not do.Copy !req
100. No, you're gonna go ahead
and stay here with us.Copy !req
101. No, Dad, I... he's fine.
He's fine there.Copy !req
102. Whoa, whoa, Gideon, but truth be told,Copy !req
103. I left the Do Not Disturb
thing on the handle,Copy !req
104. so those sheets are not gonna
be clean when I get there.Copy !req
105. Scotty, I do the same thing
every time I stay at a hotelCopy !req
106. because I'm afraid them
people gonna steal.Copy !req
107. They will steal, sweetheart.Copy !req
108. That's why no friend of my sonCopy !req
109. is gonna spend one single
night in a Budgetel Hotel.Copy !req
110. - That's right.
- You are staying with us.Copy !req
111. Thank you.Copy !req
112. God dang.Copy !req
113. There is something so
familiar about you...Copy !req
114. in your voice or...Copy !req
115. have I seen you in something before?Copy !req
116. No. No, Dad.Copy !req
117. He just does stunts,
so you wouldn't have.Copy !req
118. No, no. He's right.Copy !req
119. You have seen me.Copy !req
120. I'm just impressed you remember.Copy !req
121. I had a recurring role as
a rapist on "CSI: Miami."Copy !req
122. No, I don't think that's it.Copy !req
123. I don't like watching TV shows
where people solve stuff.Copy !req
124. It's something else.Copy !req
125. Hm.Copy !req
126. Ah, it'll come to me.Copy !req
127. Welcome to our home.Copy !req
128. It's happenin', Mama.Copy !req
129. Took me a while to find
my place in this world,Copy !req
130. but I think I finally found it.Copy !req
131. I am to follow in your footsteps...Copy !req
132. To share my gifts of story
and song with the world.Copy !req
133. I was always so much like you,
you know, Mama?Copy !req
134. Like, pretty much exactly the same...Copy !req
135. Two strong women who refused
to be hidden figures.Copy !req
136. Hidden figures no more.Copy !req
137. What the hell are you doin'?Copy !req
138. Yeah, are you talkin' to Mama?Copy !req
139. - Maybe.
- 'Bout what?Copy !req
140. 'Bout how you're Baby
Billy's boyfriend now?Copy !req
141. Kelvin, shut your mouth
or I'll shut it for you.Copy !req
142. Nobody's shuttin' anybody's mouth.Copy !req
143. Hey, Daddy.Copy !req
144. Aw, man, you're looking good.
You been working out?Copy !req
145. God. Stop trying
to kiss his ass, Kelvin.Copy !req
146. J-Judes, why don't you stop trying
to pick fights with everybody?Copy !req
147. Thinking you're a damn famous
figure skater... you're not.Copy !req
148. I don't think I'm a famous
figure skater, Jesse, so shut up.Copy !req
149. Oh, really...
then why are you dressed like that?Copy !req
150. Because she is stepping
into the public eye.Copy !req
151. It's important to think about
how she presents herself.Copy !req
152. See? Thank you, Daddy.Copy !req
153. Yeah. Swing and a miss.Copy !req
154. Easter is Sunday.Copy !req
155. Our biggest service of the year.
Lots of eyeballs.Copy !req
156. Lots of folk comin' in from outta town.Copy !req
157. I want all four of us to
be featured this year.Copy !req
158. All four of us?Copy !req
159. Including me, Judy?Copy !req
160. I was wrong telling
Judy I wouldn't supportCopy !req
161. what her and Baby Billy
were trying to do.Copy !req
162. He gave you a chance when I wouldn't.Copy !req
163. I was stubborn,
and I see how I've hurt you.Copy !req
164. Okay, well, good for you.Copy !req
165. I want you and Baby Billy to perform
at the Easter service.Copy !req
166. Do a little dance number
while we're passing the plate.Copy !req
167. Like a collection song?Copy !req
168. Like Mama used to do?Copy !req
169. Oh, my God, Daddy. Thank you.Copy !req
170. - Baby.
- Yeah, cool, congrats.Copy !req
171. So, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
172. Kelvin, you shall lead our youthCopy !req
173. in a performance of some sort.Copy !req
174. Like I do every year.Copy !req
175. Jesse?Copy !req
176. - Opening prayer like every year?
- No, sir.Copy !req
177. This year,
I want you to give the main sermon.Copy !req
178. You're my oldest.Copy !req
179. Time for you to shine.Copy !req
180. Main sermon on Easter Sunday?Copy !req
181. Damn, Daddy.
I won't let you down.Copy !req
182. Goddamn. Yes.Copy !req
183. Cool. Yeah, that's awesome.Copy !req
184. We all got stuff.Copy !req
185. Although the thing I got
I was already doing, so...Copy !req
186. - Me and Jesse got really good stuff.
- Yeah, you guys did.Copy !req
187. Main sermon on Easter, Mama.Copy !req
188. Collection song, Mama.Copy !req
189. The thing I do every year, Mama.Copy !req
190. Collection song on Easter Sunday, Mama.Copy !req
191. What's up, dude?Copy !req
192. You give any more thought
to that stunt work?Copy !req
193. Well, you know, I...
I did play four years of footballCopy !req
194. in college as a walk-on.Copy !req
195. I guess I'd get hit pretty good.Copy !req
196. If you ever get out to LA,
I'll hook you up with an agent.Copy !req
197. Gotta gimme some headshots, though.Copy !req
198. Shirt on, shirt off.
Fight face, O face.Copy !req
199. - We're gonna make you a superstar.
- Your friend's crazy, Gideon.Copy !req
200. I know. He's from California.Copy !req
201. So once the cash is counted
and loaded into carts,Copy !req
202. Martin and I will wheel the carts
from the accounting room to the vaultCopy !req
203. using the back access hallway.Copy !req
204. Now, before we get to the vault,Copy !req
205. there's a service elevator located here.Copy !req
206. You bring Martin's ass
down that elevator,Copy !req
207. I'll be waiting with my fuckin' mask on,
ready to strike.Copy !req
208. Okay, but you won't actually
be striking anybody.Copy !req
209. As soon as the elevator door opens,
I'm gonna be rock hard.Copy !req
210. And I'm more than likely
gonna pistol-whip you.Copy !req
211. Nothing too big.Copy !req
212. I don't want this getting out of hand.
Just make it quick.Copy !req
213. Well, if your boy Martin makes moves,Copy !req
214. I'm not making any promises, okay?Copy !req
215. Probably gonna have to tie you up here,
sell some more violence.Copy !req
216. So anticipate a few kicks,
maybe another P whip.Copy !req
217. - Definitely not. No more P whips.
- Okay, fuck it. I'll improvise.Copy !req
218. Oh, dude, I have something for you.Copy !req
219. I was gonna save it as a surprise,
but I might as well show you now.Copy !req
220. It's your dad's sex tape.Copy !req
221. I took it to Geek Squad
and had some incel fix it.Copy !req
222. - Wow.
- Yeah, wow is right.Copy !req
223. This is for you if you're a good boy.Copy !req
224. This is what you always wanted...Copy !req
225. Teach your pops a lesson.Copy !req
226. Now you still can.Copy !req
227. Na-ta-ta-ta-ta-dah.Copy !req
228. No.Copy !req
229. No sweets till we eat the broccoli.Copy !req
230. First, we get the cash.Copy !req
231. Then we destroy your old man.Copy !req
232. I got big news, Uncle Baby Billy.Copy !req
233. Real big.Copy !req
234. Daddy asked us to be part
of the Easter broadcast.Copy !req
235. The collection number.Copy !req
236. Well, it's time to start rehearsin'.
Come on, now.Copy !req
237. We gonna learn a new move today.Copy !req
238. Shuffle backstep.Copy !req
239. Shuffle backstep.Copy !req
240. Okay, yeah,
but didn't you hear what I said?Copy !req
241. Yes, bitch, I heard you.Copy !req
242. I'm pretending like I didn't.Copy !req
243. Don't bitch-talk me, bitch.Copy !req
244. I-I thought this was what we wanted.Copy !req
245. Not from Eli Gemstone it ain't.Copy !req
246. What, Judy?
He gonna be all helpful, wonderful?Copy !req
247. Swoop in, give us a little doggy bone?Copy !req
248. Uh-uh. That's too little, too late.Copy !req
249. Now, he don't get to have you, Judy.Copy !req
250. Now, you belong to Uncle Baby Billy now.Copy !req
251. Get your shoes on.Copy !req
252. - We got work we got to do now.
- No, it's just that, Uncle Baby,Copy !req
253. I was thinkin' what if we did
"Jesus on the Dirt Road" or something?Copy !req
254. That would be broadcast into TVs
across the whole world.Copy !req
255. Mr. Baby Billy,
Judy makes a great point.Copy !req
256. - It could be great exposure.
- I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
257. Somebody trying to talk
to me while I'm working?Copy !req
258. Yes, Baby Billy. It was the boy.Copy !req
259. Boy?Copy !req
260. Listen here, TJ.Copy !req
261. You don't speak to me during rehearsalCopy !req
262. unless you're spoken to.
You understand?Copy !req
263. My name is BJ. You know that.Copy !req
264. Go outside, nerd!Copy !req
265. Get out! Go!Copy !req
266. I ain't got time to be distracted
by your worthless chime-ins. Go on!Copy !req
267. Judy, you better tell this sumbitch
to walk the fuck out right now,Copy !req
268. or we done for the day.Copy !req
269. Go on.Copy !req
270. It's your choice, now. Make it.Copy !req
271. Just walk the fuck outside, BJ.Copy !req
272. Judy, I'm just here
trying to support you.Copy !req
273. Just go, BJ.
You're making me look like an idiot.Copy !req
274. Go outside.Copy !req
275. What? Go!Copy !req
276. I'm gonna tell you something
that even your mama knew.Copy !req
277. Your daddy, he is a fame whore...Copy !req
278. A Look-At-Me Larry.Copy !req
279. He'd suck a man's cock in
the middle of town squareCopy !req
280. if he thought it'd make
him famous forever.Copy !req
281. He'd suck ten men's cocks.Copy !req
282. Well, not today. Uh-uh.Copy !req
283. Now, we will not perform for
him on Easter Sunday, Judy.Copy !req
284. We will perform right here, for us.Copy !req
285. What was that move you were showing me?Copy !req
286. I have an announcement to make.Copy !req
287. What is it, baby?Copy !req
288. Well, it would appearCopy !req
289. that Daddy has asked for me...Copy !req
290. to headline the Easter service.Copy !req
291. - Are you kiddin' me?
- I am not.Copy !req
292. He's got Kelvin doing some dancin'
youth bullshit,Copy !req
293. but he's got me doing the main sermon.Copy !req
294. - Mm!
- I can't believe it.Copy !req
295. Hey, is the main sermon,
like, a big deal?Copy !req
296. It's the most gigantic-est of deals.Copy !req
297. That'd be the equivalent of
you being cast as the leadCopy !req
298. in a major motion
picture action franchise.Copy !req
299. - Congrats, Mr. G.
- Congrats, Dad.Copy !req
300. He just knows what
I've known for so long.Copy !req
301. - You are ready.
- I am ready.Copy !req
302. And I owe it all to the man upstairs.Copy !req
303. No, I'm not perfect, dear Lord.Copy !req
304. I have made my fair share of mistakes.Copy !req
305. But underneath it all, I really
am destined to lead this church.Copy !req
306. Baby, I knew this day would come.Copy !req
307. My beautiful queen.Copy !req
308. You shall rule by my side.Copy !req
309. Gideon, I'm really glad you're home
to witness this fine accomplishment.Copy !req
310. Abraham, you too.Copy !req
311. Pontius, I know you don't give a shit.Copy !req
312. You guys are so lucky
to have each other.Copy !req
313. Lots of dudes and dads don't get
to share special moments like this.Copy !req
314. My dad's in prison.Copy !req
315. You guys are so lucky.Copy !req
316. We are.Copy !req
317. - We're very lucky.
- Very.Copy !req
318. Scotty, I am so sorry to hear
of your father's incarceration.Copy !req
319. But if you need a daddy...Copy !req
320. I'm here for you.Copy !req
321. Oh.Copy !req
322. Oh.Copy !req
323. Use my strength.Copy !req
324. Yes. You are loved in His light.Copy !req
325. Praise be to He.Copy !req
326. - Amen.
- Giving us everything we need.Copy !req
327. Family, friends, oysters,Copy !req
328. caviar, charcuterie,
and a fuckin' yacht.Copy !req
329. Easter fuckin' Sunday.Copy !req
330. Today is gonna be big.Copy !req
331. Biggest daytime service of the year.Copy !req
332. 17,000 sets of live eyes
staring straight back at us.Copy !req
333. 6 million worldwide.Copy !req
334. Dear God,Copy !req
335. enlighten us and remind usCopy !req
336. that this service is not about us.Copy !req
337. It is about your son, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
338. Through Him our sins are forgiven.Copy !req
339. Give us the strength that is
needed to spread your word.Copy !req
340. Give us your guidance to
achieve what we must do.Copy !req
341. In your name, Amen.Copy !req
342. Amen.Copy !req
343. Daddy! Daddy.Copy !req
344. Hey, um, can we talk?Copy !req
345. I'm so excited to see you perform today.Copy !req
346. I'm surprised Baby Billy
didn't make sunrise prayer.Copy !req
347. Well, actually, um,Copy !req
348. I have conferenced with
my creative partner,Copy !req
349. and we will not be performing
at your Easter service, unfortunately.Copy !req
350. This is a fine time to be hearing
about it, two hours before the service.Copy !req
351. I shoulda known better than
to think I could count on you.Copy !req
352. Well, it's too little, too late, Daddy.Copy !req
353. 'Cause you know what they say:Copy !req
354. you can't gobble the pie
if you didn't help bake it.Copy !req
355. Judy, what in the world has that man
been puttin' into your head?Copy !req
356. Nothin', Daddy, okay?Copy !req
357. Nothin' that wasn't already in there,
'cause guess what?Copy !req
358. I'm not a little girl anymore.
I'm a woman.Copy !req
359. Yeah, I know.
You're almost 40 years old.Copy !req
360. Yeah, no duh, Daddy.
That's called not a little girl anymore.Copy !req
361. I have regular woman pantiesCopy !req
362. where the string goes up my crack.Copy !req
363. I have tits. I do sex.Copy !req
364. I'm carvin' my own path.Copy !req
365. - Judy.
- That's my name.Copy !req
366. Don't wear it out, son.Copy !req
367. Happy Easter, Daddy.Copy !req
368. Thank you all so much
for that warm welcome.Copy !req
369. - And from my family to yours...
- Camera four. Push in on Eli.Copy !req
370. God bless each and every one of you
on this glorious Easter morning.Copy !req
371. And not just those here in the building,Copy !req
372. but those joining us
by cable television,Copy !req
373. satellite, radio, and the internet.Copy !req
374. Our friends watching in foreign lands,Copy !req
375. God's love speaks all
languages and knows no borders.Copy !req
376. - Amen?
- Amen.Copy !req
377. Amen.Copy !req
378. However you're with us, you are welcomeCopy !req
379. and know that you are loved.Copy !req
380. On the third day, Jesus rose again.Copy !req
381. But today, I need you
to rise up out your seats.Copy !req
382. Come on now. Come on now.Copy !req
383. Everybody, get up.
Get up, get up, come on!Copy !req
384. Whoo!Copy !req
385. Do you wish you were there?Copy !req
386. BJ, stop trying to get into my head.Copy !req
387. Goddamn.Copy !req
388. Can't you be supportiveCopy !req
389. and stop trying to make
me second-guess my shit?Copy !req
390. Judy, I'm not trying to make
you second-guess anything.Copy !req
391. 'Kay. Then why'd you go...Copy !req
392. "Do you wish you were there?"Copy !req
393. I've done nothing but support you, Judy.Copy !req
394. I'm not even religious,
and I'm here with you,Copy !req
395. trying to be a part of your family.Copy !req
396. Well, try harder. 'Cause guess what?Copy !req
397. My whole family hates you,
and it's embarrassing as hell.Copy !req
398. I've had it. I'm leaving.Copy !req
399. Stop, BJ.Copy !req
400. Come on,
I've had a motherfucker of an Easter.Copy !req
401. You're gonna make it worse?Copy !req
402. Move aside, Judy.Copy !req
403. Benjamin Jason!Copy !req
404. If you leave like this, it's over.Copy !req
405. That's that. We're done.Copy !req
406. Fine.Copy !req
407. Singing and dancing at
church has changed you, Judy.Copy !req
408. I have to stand up for myself.Copy !req
409. I have to be a man.Copy !req
410. Oh, God. Is that what this is?Copy !req
411. Yes.Copy !req
412. Damn it.Copy !req
413. You'll have to find your
own transportation home.Copy !req
414. BJ!Copy !req
415. Fuck you.Copy !req
416. Hey, hey, hey!
There's my number one son.Copy !req
417. You okay, buddy?Copy !req
418. You don't look so hot, man.
Everything all right?Copy !req
419. Dad, there's something I
need to come clean about.Copy !req
420. Something I should have
told you a long time ago.Copy !req
421. I just want you to know
this isn't how I wanted for it to go.Copy !req
422. It's just...Copy !req
423. things have gotten really complicated.Copy !req
424. Is this about you and Scotty?Copy !req
425. Yeah.Copy !req
426. Hm.Copy !req
427. I knew it.Copy !req
428. Ever since you came back home,Copy !req
429. I've been slowly puttin' the pieces
of the puzzle together.Copy !req
430. I guess I was just in denial.Copy !req
431. Is this why you left home?Copy !req
432. Yes, sir.Copy !req
433. Hm.Copy !req
434. Gideon, I love you...Copy !req
435. no matter who you are or
what you do or who you do.Copy !req
436. I could care less that you're gay.Copy !req
437. Dad, what?Copy !req
438. Are you the main guy or...
are you the one who gets it?Copy !req
439. - Dad...
- You know what?Copy !req
440. Actually, don't answer that question.
Doesn't even matter.Copy !req
441. I don't even know why I asked
you that stupid question.Copy !req
442. Gideon, time to punch in.Copy !req
443. The money is rolling our way.Copy !req
444. Buddy, I'm proud of you.Copy !req
445. Thank you for sharing that with me.Copy !req
446. Can't get nothing past me.Copy !req
447. Good morning!Copy !req
448. Welcome, one and all,
on this blessed Easter Sunday.Copy !req
449. Praise be to He.Copy !req
450. Praise be.Copy !req
451. Now, when I say Easter,
a lotta images come to mind.Copy !req
452. The bunny.Copy !req
453. Easter egg hunts.Copy !req
454. Them marshmallow Peeps that taste better
when they're stale.Copy !req
455. But the strongest image
of all has got to be...Copy !req
456. Jesus Christ nailed on the cross,Copy !req
457. dying for our sins.Copy !req
458. Amen.Copy !req
459. Now, it is natural to think of
Jesus's suffering on this day.Copy !req
460. But what about the suffering
of another man...Copy !req
461. Somebody you might not think of?Copy !req
462. What about the suffering of Judas,Copy !req
463. the man that betrayed Jesus?Copy !req
464. The very name is
synonymous with treachery.Copy !req
465. To most, Judas is driven by evil,Copy !req
466. perhaps guided by the devil himself.Copy !req
467. But try, if you will,
to imagine Judas's suffering...Copy !req
468. The agony he must have felt
facing those other disciples,Copy !req
469. hearing of Christ's tortureCopy !req
470. and knowing it was all because of him.Copy !req
471. He soiled that which was holy...Copy !req
472. Betrayed his friends,Copy !req
473. micturated upon his
good name and for what?Copy !req
474. 30 pieces of silver.Copy !req
475. It wasn't about the money. Oh, no.Copy !req
476. A betrayal such as
Judas's cuts much deeper.Copy !req
477. You see,
a foe can plan your destruction,Copy !req
478. but only a loved one
can break your heart.Copy !req
479. Fuck. Where's the money?Copy !req
480. It's over. I'm not doing it.Copy !req
481. You're not gonna do it?Copy !req
482. What, did you go chickenshit on me, huh?Copy !req
483. Do you know how much I
can sell this for, huh?Copy !req
484. Do you know every tabloid
in the world wants this?Copy !req
485. Do you get th...Copy !req
486. Go to sleep, you little cute cocksucker.Copy !req
487. Go to sleep.Copy !req
488. I'm sick!Copy !req
489. Of you!Copy !req
490. You mother! Fucker!Copy !req
491. Okay, hey! Preacher boy.Copy !req
492. What are you gonna do, shoot me?Copy !req
493. Give me...Copy !req
494. the LaCie Rugged Drive.Copy !req
495. You know, you talk a big game, Scotty.Copy !req
496. You're just another wannabe actor.Copy !req
497. A fuckin' fraud.Copy !req
498. You think I'm a fraud?Copy !req
499. Look at you and your shitbag family.Copy !req
500. The Gemstones are the
biggest frauds in the world.Copy !req
501. They may not be perfect,Copy !req
502. but they're my family.Copy !req
503. Despite the betrayal,Copy !req
504. despite the doubt, despite the pain,
on that third day,Copy !req
505. Jesus Christ performed a miracle
unlike the world had ever seen!Copy !req
506. Fuck!Copy !req
507. The sun had come out, and He had risen!Copy !req
508. Go on, tell me what
else were they saying.Copy !req
509. They were just saying
how much they loved it,Copy !req
510. and they loved that sermon.Copy !req
511. They felt close to Christ
and how confident you seemed.Copy !req
512. - I heard people saying that too.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
513. I heard some people saying
that I was as good as Daddy.Copy !req
514. Might even have heard
a few say I was better.Copy !req
515. Mmm. Oh, I believe it.Copy !req
516. You know how people like
to kiss a minister's ass.Copy !req
517. I do. I do know that.Copy !req
518. - Hey, guys.
- Hey, baby.Copy !req
519. - Where's Scotty?
- Um, Scotty had to split.Copy !req
520. I guess the job he was
waiting on is a go.Copy !req
521. Oh. Sorry we missed him.Copy !req
522. Hey. You're a good man
for helping a dude like that out...Copy !req
523. A guy who's down on his luck.Copy !req
524. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
525. I didn't tell your mom anything
we talked about earlier.Copy !req
526. That's your special news to share, son.Copy !req
527. Special news?Copy !req
528. Yeah, Dad, I'm not in love with Scotty,Copy !req
529. if that's what you thought.Copy !req
530. In love with Scotty?Copy !req
531. No, Mama, I'm not.Copy !req
532. I'm just your son... regular.Copy !req
533. Okay.Copy !req
534. Well, there's a lotta
handsome fish in the sea.Copy !req
535. I'm sure you'll find
the right one, buddy.Copy !req
536. Right, thanks, but I'm...Copy !req
537. I'm looking for just
female fishes exclusively.Copy !req
538. - It was just a...
- So you're bi?Copy !req
539. No, Dad. I'm not, I'm not.Copy !req
540. I'm not bi, Mom.Copy !req
541. - That's okay.
- You know that.Copy !req
542. - I love you.
- I...Copy !req
543. I know, but I...Copy !req
544. I feel we can just move
on from this conversation.Copy !req
545. Doesn't matter. I love my bi son.Copy !req
546. Car brakes.Copy !req
547. Hey, party boy.Copy !req
548. - It was you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
549. But it wasn't just me.Copy !req
550. It was your son, too.Copy !req
551. We're gonna take a
little ride to church,Copy !req
552. and you're gonna open
that fuckin' vault for me.Copy !req
553. - The vault?
- Yeah, numbnuts.Copy !req
554. The vault.Copy !req
555. Gideon's a part of this?Copy !req
556. It was his fucking idea.Copy !req
557. Now, let's go for a ride.Copy !req
558. What do I do with my drink?Copy !req
559. Put it down.Copy !req
560. Fuck!Copy !req
561. You make one move or sound,Copy !req
562. and I plug your whole goddamn family.Copy !req
563. You broke my fuckin' door.Copy !req
564. You know, you're wasting your time.Copy !req
565. I can't get you into that vault.Copy !req
566. My Daddy doesn't give me access to it.Copy !req
567. Scotty!Copy !req
568. Let my Dad go. Now.Copy !req
569. How ya doin' there, slugger? Huh?Copy !req
570. You still think I'm all talk?Copy !req
571. 'Cause I'm about to show
you some real violence,Copy !req
572. and it's all your fault.Copy !req
573. See how fuckin' fake I am now.Copy !req
574. Don't do it!Copy !req
575. Hey! Please don't do it.Copy !req
576. That's a good dude.Copy !req
577. Now get in the van.Copy !req
578. We gon' go see Grandpa.Copy !req
579. A local... was hit
in downtown Charleston.Copy !req
580. A woman pled guilty to driving
under the influenceCopy !req
581. and driving away from the
scene of that accident.Copy !req
582. She was ordered to pay a...Copy !req
583. $78 damage, and then was...Copy !req
584. Shit!Copy !req
585. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
586. Gideon.Copy !req
587. Don't be a tough guy. Inside.Copy !req
588. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
589. Fuck!Copy !req
590. Nice and easy.Copy !req
591. Yeah.Copy !req
592. Whoo, yeah! Huh?Copy !req
593. Tie his ass up, bitch.Copy !req
594. Eli Gemstone.Copy !req
595. You run some racket, huh?Copy !req
596. You got a lotta shit.Copy !req
597. Whoops.Copy !req
598. I mean, come on.Copy !req
599. It's a lotta meaningless shit.
I mean, look at this.Copy !req
600. Motherfucker!Copy !req
601. Slap me with those
big, meaty, dad hands.Copy !req
602. Enough! Enough! Let's just do this.Copy !req
603. I need your key card, Grandpa.Copy !req
604. I'm sorry.Copy !req
605. Please just do as he says.Copy !req
606. It's in my office.Copy !req
607. In the drawer... top... top drawer.Copy !req
608. The... desk.Copy !req
609. I'm sorry.Copy !req
610. Fuck my ass.Copy !req
611. How we doin'? Hm?Copy !req
612. We comfy?Copy !req
613. Fuck!Copy !req
614. That's for all the bullshit.Copy !req
615. And that's for the hell of it.Copy !req
616. We could've been a killer team, Gideon.Copy !req
617. Pussy brothers of Thailand,Copy !req
618. coordinating low budget
kung-fu pics by day,Copy !req
619. slammin' ass at night.Copy !req
620. Vegetarian options in
every fuckin' restaurant.Copy !req
621. Thailand is fucking bananas.Copy !req
622. You made your choice.Copy !req
623. And you broke my fuckin' heart.Copy !req