1. I want to do things, too.Copy !req
2. Why does Daddy
always overlook me?Copy !req
3. Ni hao, Daddy.
That means "hello" in Chinese.Copy !req
4. I studied so much, even thoughCopy !req
5. I wasn't allowed
to go with y'all.Copy !req
6. That's wonderful, baby doll.Copy !req
7. That operation you're building
there, that prayer center.Copy !req
8. We're scared you're gonna run us
out of own hometown. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
9. I'm
Aimee-Leigh's little brother.Copy !req
10. As children, we had
a singing duo.Copy !req
11. My sister's gone,
you over here drownin'.Copy !req
12. You're trying to cash in
on her name every chance you getCopy !req
13. and were nowhere to be found
when she needed you most.Copy !req
14. It's our daughter.Copy !req
15. Kelvin here specializes
in youth ministry.Copy !req
16. What time's youth group
Wednesday night?Copy !req
17. It's my parents.Copy !req
18. All right,
buckle up, bitch.Copy !req
19. What in the Good Lord
is going on?Copy !req
20. Nothing. Them just some fellas
I play car pranks with.Copy !req
21. - Oh, really?
Does Dad even know about this?Copy !req
22. Uh-uh.
- Doesn't matter if it scrapesCopy !req
23. the side of the house—
just pull it in.Copy !req
24. - No!
- I don't thinkCopy !req
25. you're appreciative
of what I've done here.Copy !req
26. - Why does it have to be
my house?Copy !req
27. It should be in your house.
- You found 'em?Copy !req
28. - Yeah, you bet your ass
I found 'em!Copy !req
29. - Stop.
- I chased those motherfuckersCopy !req
30. down and captured
their vehicle.Copy !req
31. This is my van now!Copy !req
32. Aah!Copy !req
33. - Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
34. - Why'd you do that?Copy !req
35. - Let's murder it!
- What's—Copy !req
36. Oh! Judy!Copy !req
37. - Put that down.
You're being reckless.Copy !req
38. - Almost sent a shard
almost right in my eye.Copy !req
39. - Hey, y'all.Copy !req
40. What's going on?Copy !req
41. - Keefe.Copy !req
42. - Sickening.Copy !req
43. - That shirt is not as
long as you think it is, bud.Copy !req
44. - Ah, cool mushroom tip.Copy !req
45. - Just—just go
back inside, buddy.Copy !req
46. Very sorry about that.Copy !req
47. - Well, we tried to give y'all
everything you needed.Copy !req
48. we don't have
a smoke machineCopy !req
49. or a fancy sound system.Copy !req
50. Don't have a climbing wall
for the youthCopy !req
51. or preachers who seem to thinkCopy !req
52. they're some sort of
famous movie stars.Copy !req
53. My wife and I will continueCopy !req
54. to hold prayer meetings every
Wednesday night at our house.Copy !req
55. And, uh...Copy !req
56. we will find a space
that is more suitable...Copy !req
57. to our numbers.Copy !req
58. - Oh, God help me!
Jesus, please!Copy !req
59. - Amen.Copy !req
60. - I'm sorry about how all
this has turned out.Copy !req
61. Maybe you could take comfortCopy !req
62. knowing that this is all,
somehow, part of His plan.Copy !req
63. - Wish I understood
that plan.Copy !req
64. - He's gonna have
some purposeCopy !req
65. for bringing them
Gemstones here.Copy !req
66. Oh, boy.Copy !req
67. - I can't possibly imagine.Copy !req
68. - Hoo-hoo!
Look at that shot.Copy !req
69. Just like the one I gave
Johnny Seasons—Copy !req
70. took all them fools down.Copy !req
71. - Took 'em downtown.Copy !req
72. - Well, results come easy
when you love what you do.Copy !req
73. - So true; if you love your
job, it doesn't feel like work.Copy !req
74. - Aw. BJ made that up.
He's really good at sayings.Copy !req
75. - I don't know
much about you, BJ.Copy !req
76. Eli never really
brings you up much.Copy !req
77. - Well, that's 'cause BJ
and DaddyCopy !req
78. are still kinda forming
their friendship.Copy !req
79. - I look forward to growing
closer to youCopy !req
80. over the years, Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
81. In an organic way,
of course.Copy !req
82. - Great.Copy !req
83. - Well, how you
make your money, BJ?Copy !req
84. - Uh, I work at
Low Country Optical.Copy !req
85. - Thought you worked
at the grocery store.Copy !req
86. - No, Daddy.Copy !req
87. He doesn't work
at the grocery store.Copy !req
88. He works in
the grocery store.Copy !req
89. - Well, what about you, Judy?Copy !req
90. What's your Daddy
got you doing these days?Copy !req
91. - I'm just, uh,
working with Martin.Copy !req
92. - With Martin?
What, doin' secretary shit?Copy !req
93. - She helps in the entire
organization.Copy !req
94. - Yeah, but she's a Gemstone.Copy !req
95. Seems strange to me
she's not front and centerCopy !req
96. like everybody else.Copy !req
97. I don't know, maybe that's
just me talkin', now.Copy !req
98. - No, that's not just you
talkin'.Copy !req
99. I've been wondering about it.Copy !req
100. Been hearing a lotta other
people wondering about it.Copy !req
101. Tons of people talkin'
about it, and...Copy !req
102. - Less chitchat, more play.Copy !req
103. - That was
a beautiful shot, Tiff.Copy !req
104. - Hey, come here.Copy !req
105. - What?
- You and I?Copy !req
106. We deserve a lot more
than we get.Copy !req
107. Now, we both have giftsCopy !req
108. that we are more than
willing to share.Copy !req
109. Yet for some reason,Copy !req
110. somebody's always
standing in the way.Copy !req
111. - You got a church.
You get more than I get.Copy !req
112. - Yeah, Judy,
I got a church.Copy !req
113. But when you got star talent
like this right here,Copy !req
114. a little Jesus house
in the middle of Shit TownCopy !req
115. don't seem so hot.Copy !req
116. That was a great shot!Copy !req
117. That was a beautiful shot.Copy !req
118. There's plenty of qualities
that your mama hadCopy !req
119. I see plain as day in you.Copy !req
120. - Like what?
- I see your hair,Copy !req
121. your face.Copy !req
122. I mean, it's all—
I mean, it's similar.Copy !req
123. It's different,
but it's similar.Copy !req
124. - And beautiful, like her.Copy !req
125. - You got a lotta
good things.Copy !req
126. - Mm-hmm.
- Lot of 'em, lotta things.Copy !req
127. Seems a sin to let all that
talent go to waste.Copy !req
128. - Tell my daddy that
all the time.Copy !req
129. - But he don't listen, does he?Copy !req
130. - Mm-mm.
- Let me tell you something.Copy !req
131. Ol' Baby Billy's listenin'.Copy !req
132. Why don't you come by
the prayer center tomorrow?Copy !req
133. I'd like to talk to you
more about this, now.Copy !req
134. - Come on,
tryin' to figure out that one.Copy !req
135. - Well, are we gonna
talk about what's going onCopy !req
136. with that red van?Copy !req
137. What?Copy !req
138. Come on,
you're being silly now.Copy !req
139. This ain't one of your
podcasts.Copy !req
140. This ain't "Serial."
It's not some Lifetime movie.Copy !req
141. Don't get all wrapped up
and try to solve the mystery.Copy !req
142. There's no mystery.
- But baby,Copy !req
143. you were in a high-speed
chase last night,Copy !req
144. and now that van is parked
over there in Kelvin's garage.Copy !req
145. I mean,
in what part of the worldCopy !req
146. is that normal?
- Well, I told you,Copy !req
147. we do elaborate pranks.Copy !req
148. I mean, like George Clooney
and the Impractical Jokers.Copy !req
149. We go big.
- I mean, come on.Copy !req
150. H—how is that even
a prank?Copy !req
151. - Th—just, like,
a van flippin' over?Copy !req
152. - Yeah, that just...
seems dangerous.Copy !req
153. - Look, I didn't pull off
that prank.Copy !req
154. That was a prank
they were doin'.Copy !req
155. I mean, obviously, that wasn't
really that good of a prank.Copy !req
156. The counter-prank is gonna be
where the big laughs are.Copy !req
157. Maybe I'll put shaving cream
inside that van.Copy !req
158. Put a bunch of Chinese food—Copy !req
159. Szechuan, fuckin' wontons
all inside that van,Copy !req
160. maybe cram some cricketsCopy !req
161. in the glove box.
- Mm.Copy !req
162. - That'd be funny, right?Copy !req
163. - Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
164. Morning, baby.
- Morning.Copy !req
165. - What's with them glasses?Copy !req
166. - Oh, cool guys wear 'em.
Haven't you heard?Copy !req
167. - Lemme see
your beautiful face.Copy !req
168. - I'm kinda in a hurry.
- Gideon,Copy !req
169. take them glasses off.
- Mom, I can't, I gotta go.Copy !req
170. - Glasses off now.Copy !req
171. - Go on, take 'em off,
Michael Jackson.Copy !req
172. - Oh, sweet Lord.Copy !req
173. Baby, what did you
do to your face?Copy !req
174. - I just wiped out
on my dirt bike.Copy !req
175. I didn't wanna tell ya.
I knew you'd freak out.Copy !req
176. - No, baby, you need to go
to a doctor.Copy !req
177. - No.
- We—yes.Copy !req
178. - No doctors.
It's all good, I feel good.Copy !req
179. I'm gonna be late for work.
I love you, okay?Copy !req
180. - I love you.Copy !req
181. - Well, I guess
that's the one good thingCopy !req
182. about him being a stuntman—
knows how to take a hit.Copy !req
183. - Keefe ran the tags—stolen
from a Chevy Camaro.Copy !req
184. He got fired 'cause of it.Copy !req
185. - Eh, DMV's a shitty job
anyway.Copy !req
186. Damn, with the VIN
number scratched off,Copy !req
187. there's not gonna be
any way in hellCopy !req
188. we can figure out
who this van belongs to.Copy !req
189. - So sickening to think about
somebody living in here...Copy !req
190. making coffee,
clipping toenails.Copy !req
191. - When'd you get a fried
chicken and soda machine?Copy !req
192. - The Nancy's gave it
to me as a giftCopy !req
193. for turning
their daughter's life around.Copy !req
194. It's awesome.
It makes like—like every soda.Copy !req
195. - Pffft.
What a stupid present.Copy !req
196. - No, it's not.Copy !req
197. Regular people can't even
buy this.Copy !req
198. You gotta, like,
own a restaurant to have one.Copy !req
199. - God, don't be
all cocky about it.Copy !req
200. - You have had
a big fuckin' head lately.Copy !req
201. Why don't you
come back to realityCopy !req
202. and dust this van for prints?Copy !req
203. - Ah, you know what?Copy !req
204. I'd love to,Copy !req
205. but I actually have
responsibilities.Copy !req
206. I have to learn
a few words in Swahili.Copy !req
207. Daddy has me handing out roses
to the refugees this week.Copy !req
208. - Wait, you're doingCopy !req
209. the Refugee Rose Welcome?Copy !req
210. - Mm-hmm.
Ndio.Copy !req
211. - What— Ndio?
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
212. - Ndio.
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
213. - That means "yes" in Swahili.Copy !req
214. - Ndio.
- Ndio.Copy !req
215. - Sounds Chinese.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
216. It's Swahili.
- What is it?Copy !req
217. "Un-dun-doo-how"?Copy !req
218. - Oh!Copy !req
219. Oh!Copy !req
220. - Not my soda machine gift!Copy !req
221. - Judy!Copy !req
222. Oh, no.
Oh, no!Copy !req
223. Tell you that much.Copy !req
224. I'm just...
- Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
225. What the hell's your problem?Copy !req
226. - I'm just trying to get
my head aroundCopy !req
227. how I work my ass off
for this family,Copy !req
228. but I'm constantly
the odd one out.Copy !req
229. - You wanna talk about it,Copy !req
230. or just punch holes
in expensive soda machines?Copy !req
231. Fine.Copy !req
232. I wanted to do
the Refugee Rose Welcome.Copy !req
233. I sent Daddy a formal email
and everything.Copy !req
234. - Well, big deal, Judy.Copy !req
235. The Refugee Rose
Welcoming CeremonyCopy !req
236. is a lame gig anyway.Copy !req
237. - Okay, then why won't
he give me a chanceCopy !req
238. at some low-stakes shit
like that?Copy !req
239. I don't know, Judy.Copy !req
240. Maybe he just thinks that
you ain't ready for it.Copy !req
241. - Oh, okay.
You know what I'm gonna do?Copy !req
242. I'm gonna go ahead
and go get marriedCopy !req
243. and get the fuck
outta Dodge, then.Copy !req
244. I'm gonna move to Malibu Beach,
shave my pussy,Copy !req
245. learn to surf.
- Shave your pussy?Copy !req
246. Why you gonna shave your pussy?Copy !req
247. - So I can surf faster, Jesse!Copy !req
248. All y'all trying
to suppress me,Copy !req
249. tell me I can't shave stuff.Copy !req
250. And Daddy is a dick.Copy !req
251. - Ooh, I'm gonna tell Daddy
what you said.Copy !req
252. - You better not.
- Yeah, I am.Copy !req
253. Off to tell Daddy.
- Jesse.Copy !req
254. Jesse!
I take it back.Copy !req
255. I take it back!Copy !req
256. - Okay, I won't tell.Copy !req
257. - Okay, you better not.
Gimme a ride.Copy !req
258. Fine, hop in.Copy !req
259. - Just let me—
- Get in, what are you doin'?Copy !req
260. - Jesse, let me in.
- Come on, get in.Copy !req
261. Get in,
I'm waiting for you.Copy !req
262. - I'm trying to g—
- Go on.Copy !req
263. Don't shave your pussy.
Your time will come.Copy !req
264. - Already did it.Copy !req
265. - Fuckin' tent
has holes in it.Copy !req
266. - Least it's not raining.Copy !req
267. - Fuck off!Copy !req
268. You have never lived a day
of hardship in your life.Copy !req
269. You're just some spoiled
little fuckin' rich kid,Copy !req
270. and I am tired of this shit.Copy !req
271. And I'm tired of your
fuckin' family, man.Copy !req
272. They are rude people.Copy !req
273. - Look, we were idiots
for driving around in the van,Copy !req
274. all right?
We got a little careless.Copy !req
275. - I'm gettin' my van back.Copy !req
276. - They got it locked up
in my uncle's garage.Copy !req
277. They completely ransacked it.Copy !req
278. Scottie—
- Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
279. Fuck!Copy !req
280. - Hey, amigo,
Keep it down!Copy !req
281. - Sorry.Copy !req
282. - Where's your old man
right now?Copy !req
283. - We have acquired the van
of the blackmailers.Copy !req
284. It is in our hands,Copy !req
285. currently residing
in Kelvin's garage.Copy !req
286. We have conducted
a very thorough investigationCopy !req
287. and we got a sleeping bag,
set of tongs,Copy !req
288. L. Ron Hubbard's "Dianetics".Copy !req
289. - That's a fake bible.
- Utz Wavy Originals.Copy !req
290. - I like those.
- Uh, some beans.Copy !req
291. Some chicken noodle soups.Copy !req
292. Soiled Q-tips and yellow,
crusty paper towels.Copy !req
293. - Mm-hmm. There'll be some
diseases living on that.Copy !req
294. - Basically
just a bunch of trash.Copy !req
295. It would appear
that these folksCopy !req
296. are not the sophisticated
crime syndicate we imagined.Copy !req
297. - Mm-mm.
- In fact, it would appearCopy !req
298. they are nothing more
than fucking amateurs.Copy !req
299. Now then,
we have their vehicle.Copy !req
300. They were obviously
living in it.Copy !req
301. And when...Copy !req
302. Chad, is that your phone?
- Yup.Copy !req
303. - Silence it, please.Copy !req
304. So we've dusted the vehicle
for fingerprints.Copy !req
305. That's where you guys come in.Copy !req
306. Who here knows
somebody who can, like,Copy !req
307. run prints
against a database?Copy !req
308. Whose phone is that,Copy !req
309. God damn it?
- It's mine.Copy !req
310. - We're doing
a damn gang meeting hereCopy !req
311. and everybody's got
their fucking phones onCopy !req
312. like we're running
a damn party line here!Copy !req
313. - We're not a gang.Copy !req
314. - Are you kidding me?Copy !req
315. Levi, who the fuck is that?Copy !req
316. - Unknown number.Copy !req
317. - Hang it up.
Decline it.Copy !req
318. [phone vibrating, beeping]
- Unknown caller.Copy !req
319. - Is the same person
trying to call all of us?Copy !req
320. - No, don't be silly.Copy !req
321. I mean, who the hell knows
that we're all together here—Copy !req
322. Unknown number?Copy !req
323. Let me answer it.Copy !req
324. Go on.Copy !req
325. - Hello?
- Who the fuck is this?Copy !req
326. - J. Gemstone.
Who am I speaking with?Copy !req
327. - You forget how to answer?Copy !req
328. You and your buddies
don't know how toCopy !req
329. pick up a fuckin' phone?Copy !req
330. - Well, we're in the middle
of a meeting, soCopy !req
331. you got us now.Copy !req
332. I got something
that belongs to you.Copy !req
333. - Yeah, you do.Copy !req
334. You better not touch
a fuckin' thing in there.Copy !req
335. Better put
all my shit back in there.Copy !req
336. Then you're gonna drive that
van to a location I chooseCopy !req
337. because you just fucked withCopy !req
338. the wrong motherfucker,
asshole.Copy !req
339. - And if we don't,
what then?Copy !req
340. You really wanna know?Copy !req
341. - I mean,
that's why I'm asking.Copy !req
342. - I'ma fuck yo life in the ass.Copy !req
343. I'm gonna release the video.Copy !req
344. - Okay, okay.
Well, here's what I think.Copy !req
345. I think that if you were
gonna release the video,Copy !req
346. you woulda already done it.Copy !req
347. I think that whoever you are or
however you got that footage,Copy !req
348. you have failed.Copy !req
349. I think you got
jack squat, son.Copy !req
350. - Don't test me.
- Ooh! Don't test you?Copy !req
351. Why don't you come on down hereCopy !req
352. and get that fuckin' van?Copy !req
353. I wish you would.
[all murmuring, snickering]Copy !req
354. - Okay, next time I see you,Copy !req
355. it ain't gonna be good,Copy !req
356. 'cause you're gonna fuckin'
die, mothafucka.Copy !req
357. Them big words coming
from a man living in his van.Copy !req
358. Here's what I think.Copy !req
359. You're a loser
who's got jack shit.Copy !req
360. You thought you were gonna
get rich from me.Copy !req
361. And instead, you got
your fuckin' ass run overCopy !req
362. and your van stolen.Copy !req
363. If I was you,
I'd piss offCopy !req
364. and take a seat
at the kids' table,Copy !req
365. 'cause you are gettin'
fucked up here with the adults.Copy !req
366. - Do not mess with me!Copy !req
367. Do you know
the fuckin' damage I can do?Copy !req
368. Do you know
what I can do with my body?Copy !req
369. - You wanna step up
to the fuckin' Gemstones?Copy !req
370. Good luck, bitch.
Lose this number.Copy !req
371. Oh-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
372. - Whoo!
- He don't have shit, guys.Copy !req
373. We're in the clear!Copy !req
374. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
375. - Oh, yeah!
Uhh!Copy !req
376. - The fuck did he just say?Copy !req
377. What the fuck you smiling at?Copy !req
378. - Nothin'.Copy !req
379. - Judy, let's get started now.Copy !req
380. Put 'em on, now.
Stand up.Copy !req
381. There she is.Copy !req
382. Now show Baby what you got.Copy !req
383. - Come on.Copy !req
384. - Well, that is if
you feel like you're up to it.Copy !req
385. But maybe Eli pretends like
you can't do nothing 'cause...Copy !req
386. well,
you can't do nothing now.Copy !req
387. - Hey, dummy,
what can you play?Copy !req
388. - Huh?
- What can you play, dummy?Copy !req
389. - Oh, um, I can play
"This Little Light of Mine"Copy !req
390. and "Toxic."Copy !req
391. - Both great.
Pick one.Copy !req
392. - "This Little Light of Mine."Copy !req
393. - Stop!Copy !req
394. - [inhales, stomps]Copy !req
395. Well, I always wonderedCopy !req
396. who your mama dripped
the talent juice down to.Copy !req
397. There's undeniably
something there.Copy !req
398. It is undeniable, which means
it can't be denied, now.Copy !req
399. - I know what that means.
I'm just...Copy !req
400. I'm not used to people
saying I got talents.Copy !req
401. - Well, you trust me.Copy !req
402. I know talent.Copy !req
403. I want you to come do
a Wednesday worth of showsCopy !req
404. for me right here
at Locust Grove.Copy !req
405. We gon' get 'em upCopy !req
406. out of their seats.Copy !req
407. Feel it, now.Copy !req
408. They gon' be screaming,
"Baby Billy,Copy !req
409. little old Judy Leigh."Copy !req
410. - Let's fucking kill people.Copy !req
411. - Ha-ha! We back!Copy !req
412. - This'll be
the last meeting of the gang.Copy !req
413. We have outmaneuvered those
who wish to cause us ruin.Copy !req
414. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
415. - Are we sure the blackmailersCopy !req
416. don't have another trick
up their sleeve?Copy !req
417. - Matthew,
this is about closure,Copy !req
418. not about keeping people
scared, okay?Copy !req
419. - Yes, sir.
- Our secrets are safe.Copy !req
420. And nothing bad happened.Copy !req
421. - Well, I got shot.
- Okay, but you weren't killed.Copy !req
422. So not that bad.Copy !req
423. - We assaulted that man
at RimTyme.Copy !req
424. - Levi, come on, man,
nothing bad happened to us.Copy !req
425. I can't control what happens
to other motherfuckers.Copy !req
426. Look, after this moment,Copy !req
427. we will never discuss
any of this ever again, okay?Copy !req
428. Each of y'all take
one of these coins.Copy !req
429. - You didn't
throw those away?Copy !req
430. - No, Gregory, I didn't.Copy !req
431. - Jesse, thank you.Copy !req
432. - Here, boss.Copy !req
433. - I'm so glad we have these.Copy !req
434. I will never forget.Copy !req
435. - Want you to take your coins
and chuck 'em into the water.Copy !req
436. As the tokens
sink to the bottom,Copy !req
437. so do our secrets.Copy !req
438. - Come on, Gregory.
Throw your shit.Copy !req
439. Now we really have did it.Copy !req
440. - This whole thing
is fucked, Gideon.Copy !req
441. Your father, that asshole,
thinks he won.Copy !req
442. And he's laughing at us.Copy !req
443. That fuck!Copy !req
444. That fat, fat, fat, fuck!Copy !req
445. You know what?Copy !req
446. I'm going over there
to cut a bitch.Copy !req
447. And then I'm taking
my fucking van back.Copy !req
448. - Scottie, if you do that,
the heist is off.Copy !req
449. You don't get a dime,
and he wins.Copy !req
450. - You holding out on me?Copy !req
451. - Well, you squished yours.
That one's mine.Copy !req
452. - The fuck is this?Copy !req
453. - It's a Slim.
Just a smaller sandwich.Copy !req
454. Fewer toppings,
lower calorie count.Copy !req
455. That one's my favorite.
Slim 3, tuna salad.Copy !req
456. - My Slim 3.Copy !req
457. - Kelvin,
how's your Swahili comin'?Copy !req
458. - It's actually comin' along
pretty beautifully, Daddy.Copy !req
459. Uh, I already learned...Copy !req
460. and "Karry-boo,"
so it's gonna beCopy !req
461. pretty amazing.
I'm excited.Copy !req
462. - Hm.
- "Kareebu."Copy !req
463. - Karibu.
- Karibu.Copy !req
464. - Karibu.
- Yeah, it's kinda fun to say.Copy !req
465. - All right...
- Right?Copy !req
466. - Look, I know everybody's
having fun saying karibu,Copy !req
467. but Daddy?
- Karibu.Copy !req
468. - Hey, Daddy?
I just wanted to ask you,Copy !req
469. did you happen to get the very
formal email that I sent you?Copy !req
470. It started with "Dear Eli,"Copy !req
471. comma, and, uh, the body of it
said a bunch of stuffCopy !req
472. about how I was begging you
for a chance.Copy !req
473. - Your father receivesCopy !req
474. many correspondences, Judy.
- Thank you, Martin.Copy !req
475. I'm talking to
my daddy right now.Copy !req
476. I'm not talking to you.
Damn!Copy !req
477. Can you shut up for once
in your fuckin' life?Copy !req
478. - Judy! You will not
talk to Martin that way.Copy !req
479. What's gotten into you?Copy !req
480. - Just why didn't you
write me back?Copy !req
481. - I'm in the middle of
a meeting here.Copy !req
482. I'm not dealing with this
right now.Copy !req
483. - Yeah, Judy.
Sheesh.Copy !req
484. We're doing real work here.
Why don't you go restockCopy !req
485. the church office supplies
or something, right?Copy !req
486. - Yeah,
I probably should do that.Copy !req
487. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
488. Get on out.Copy !req
489. - Ow!
- No—Copy !req
490. - Stop it, stop it!
- Dad! Daddy!Copy !req
491. - Enough, enough!
- I won't have you idiotsCopy !req
492. act like this here.
- Judy. Judy, no!Copy !req
493. - Judy, this is why
you're not asked to speak.Copy !req
494. This right here.Copy !req
495. I give you a chance, and you
pull some shit like this.Copy !req
496. Like uncaging a wild animal.Copy !req
497. You're an embarrassment.Copy !req
498. - Well, Daddy, it's been forever
since you gave me a chance.Copy !req
499. - You just got one,
and you blew it.Copy !req
500. - I was gonna say
that exact same thing, Daddy.Copy !req
501. It's funny you said that.
Like, just now.Copy !req
502. Just a second ago—
"You had a chance,Copy !req
503. and then you blew it."
- Okay.Copy !req
504. Okay, you know what?
I would like toCopy !req
505. make an announcement before
I leave for the day.Copy !req
506. - Leave for the day?
You got work.Copy !req
507. - Well, I just felt a gush.Copy !req
508. So I need to go buy some tampsCopy !req
509. and go lay down.
How 'bout that?Copy !req
510. Put me down for a sick day,
Martin.Copy !req
511. - Another one?
- I want y'allCopy !req
512. to know something.Copy !req
513. I have been asked by our
dear uncle, Baby Billy Freeman,Copy !req
514. to perform at Locust Grove,
and I have taken him upCopy !req
515. on this offer because
he recognized talent in meCopy !req
516. that I received from my mama.Copy !req
517. And he has embraced me.
Quite honestly,Copy !req
518. it's a new feeling.Copy !req
519. - Oh, sweetheart.Copy !req
520. Baby Billy
doesn't think you're good.Copy !req
521. He's using you
to try to piss me off.Copy !req
522. - Okay, well thank you so much
for your support, Eli.Copy !req
523. It means the world
coming from you.Copy !req
524. Thank all y'all.
Good night.Copy !req
525. - It's daytime, dummy.
- Kelvin.Copy !req
526. - Um, look outside.
It's bright as hell.Copy !req
527. She's saying
"good night."Copy !req
528. - Ah!Copy !req
529. Oh!
She ripped out my hairs.Copy !req
530. - Shit!Copy !req
531. - Ki-yah, amigo.Copy !req
532. - Hey.
- Hey, you got a moment?Copy !req
533. - Yeah, sure.Copy !req
534. - Look, I know that
you and I have beenCopy !req
535. going through
a pretty rough patch.Copy !req
536. But I'm glad you came back.Copy !req
537. I've been dealing with
some bullshit,Copy !req
538. personally, and it's really
made me understandCopy !req
539. what's important in my life.Copy !req
540. Uh, you're important
in my life, Gideon.Copy !req
541. - Okay.
- I don't know.Copy !req
542. I just want you to know
that just 'cause you and ICopy !req
543. get into, like,
arguments and stuff,Copy !req
544. I still like you
as a son.Copy !req
545. - Thanks—thank you.
I, um...Copy !req
546. I mean, I like you too,
so...Copy !req
547. - Cool.
All right, good, yeah.Copy !req
548. Yep.
- Oh, were you going for...Copy !req
549. - No, I thought that you
were gonna...Copy !req
550. We can just do it again.
- Well, I was just—okay.Copy !req
551. - If you wanted to.Copy !req
552. - Okay.
- I was just gonna doCopy !req
553. a handshake,
but if you wanna do a hug,Copy !req
554. I'll give you a hug, man.
- Well, usually when peopleCopy !req
555. approach you like that,
it's for a hug, so I figured—Copy !req
556. - Well, I didn't
approach you like that.Copy !req
557. I was coming in
for a handshake.Copy !req
558. - You had your arms wider.Copy !req
559. - It's okay.
I like you.Copy !req
560. - I like you too.
- Okay, dope.Copy !req
561. I want to do something nice
for your mom.Copy !req
562. Would you mind helping me out?Copy !req
563. - Sure.Copy !req
564. - Thank y'all for humoring me.Copy !req
565. I knew you'd like it.
- Oh, baby, I love it.Copy !req
566. This is so nice.
- We look like a familyCopy !req
567. of D-bags.
What are these shirts?Copy !req
568. - Hey.
- It's beachy.Copy !req
569. - Y'all stop.
You look handsome, 'kay?Copy !req
570. We are so blessed.Copy !req
571. I just wanted to commemorate
this special time for us.Copy !req
572. I mean, we've turned
a corner as a family.Copy !req
573. Been through some
rough patches,Copy !req
574. but look at us now, huh?Copy !req
575. Together, laughing,
cuttin' up,Copy !req
576. the way it's supposed to be.Copy !req
577. I love you guys.
- I love you, too, Daddy.Copy !req
578. - Ohh...
- Aww.Copy !req
579. Come on, Xavier.Copy !req
580. Time is money.Copy !req
581. Let's show 'em those
Gemstone pearly whites.Copy !req
582. - Jambo.
Welcome to America.Copy !req
583. - Thanks.
- Welcome to your new church.Copy !req
584. Jambo.
Welcome to America.Copy !req
585. Welcome to your new church.Copy !req
586. I like the outfit.
Jambo to you.Copy !req
587. Welcome to America.Copy !req
588. Hey, little one.
Jambo!Copy !req
589. Welcome to America.
Welcome to your new church.Copy !req
590. There's no reason to be scared.Copy !req
591. Don't be scared.
Jambo.Copy !req
592. - Ugh.
I knew I'd find you primping,Copy !req
593. you slippery son of a bitch.Copy !req
594. - Why, Eli Gemstone.Copy !req
595. Surprised you made it down.Copy !req
596. - I know what this is
all about,Copy !req
597. using Judy like you are.Copy !req
598. - Oh, kinda like what you did
with Aimee-Leigh?Copy !req
599. She had it all, now.
The looks and the brains.Copy !req
600. Not to mention the moves.Copy !req
601. And then you showed up
outta nowhereCopy !req
602. from a poor preacher's family.Copy !req
603. Such humble beginnings.Copy !req
604. And you stole her
right out from underneath me.Copy !req
605. But look at you now.Copy !req
606. Why, you richer
than Lee Iacocca.Copy !req
607. But what about me, huh?Copy !req
608. The man who was with
Aimee-LeighCopy !req
609. from the very beginning.Copy !req
610. What does ol' Baby Billy got
to show for hisself?Copy !req
611. Nothing, that's what.
Zero.Copy !req
612. - If you think
you can get back at meCopy !req
613. by using my daughter,
you got another think comin'.Copy !req
614. - I've bided my time, Eli.Copy !req
615. Now, I am gon' get
what's comin' to me.Copy !req
616. If you will excuse me,Copy !req
617. got to get in the zone!Copy !req
618. - Sounds great,
baby.Copy !req
619. - I'm not even
doing songs yet, BJ.Copy !req
620. Sure as heck better sound
better than this out there,Copy !req
621. or I'm done.
- You want some of thisCopy !req
622. hot tea to help you relax?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
623. - Or, you know,
I could help you stretchCopy !req
624. for the clogging.
- Know what you can help me do?Copy !req
625. You can help me out
by being good.Copy !req
626. - What? I am good.
- Just get that ass out.Copy !req
627. - Baby, hey!
- Get over there.Copy !req
628. Ah!
- Ohh, ohh!Copy !req
629. - Hey! Hey!
- Make those cheeks red, bitch.Copy !req
630. - Settle down.
- What am I supposed to do, BJ?Copy !req
631. Just stand in the corner
and jack myselfCopy !req
632. like a fuckin' monster?Copy !req
633. I need a release, dude.Copy !req
634. I'm skittish as a squirrel
right now.Copy !req
635. - Come on, Jude,
Just breathe, okay?Copy !req
636. In.
Out.Copy !req
637. - That's what I'm trying
trying to get you to do,Copy !req
638. go in and out on me with that
snowy white dick.Copy !req
639. Ah!
- Give it.Copy !req
640. - Calm down.Copy !req
641. That's not how
you're gonna get it.Copy !req
642. - God dang, BJ.
You're being such a asshole.Copy !req
643. Guess I'll just have to
get somebody from the audienceCopy !req
644. to finger me.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
645. I know you're kiddin', okayCopy !req
646. And that's just
the anxiety talkin'.Copy !req
647. - Is it?
- So I'm gonna let thatCopy !req
648. slide over me like a fish.Copy !req
649. I have something for you.Copy !req
650. It's your start gift.Copy !req
651. I know you were coveting
Kelvin's new soda machine,Copy !req
652. and I wanted you to know you're
just as important as he is.Copy !req
653. - BJ, The thing is,
Kelvin's soda machineCopy !req
654. has all the sodas.Copy !req
655. - Don't worry, girl.Copy !req
656. I got you a variety
of different syrups.Copy !req
657. You're gonna be awesome today,
lollipop.Copy !req
658. I just know it.Copy !req
659. - Whatever.Copy !req
660. Fuck you.
I love you.Copy !req
661. I'm sorry, I'm nervous.Copy !req
662. I love you.Copy !req
663. - I'm gonna go out to the car.Copy !req
664. Why don't you stay here
and make yourself cum?Copy !req
665. You are light.
You are love.Copy !req
666. - It's been
a big night for Deacon.Copy !req
667. Can I get an amen out there?
- Amen!Copy !req
668. - Yes! Praise God today.Copy !req
669. Praise Him today.
Thank you, God.Copy !req
670. About to get even—
it's about to get even bigger.Copy !req
671. You can believe that,
'cause tonight—Copy !req
672. tonight we got
a special guest.Copy !req
673. A special guest
in Jesus Christ.Copy !req
674. A Gemstone that shines
brighter than all the rest.Copy !req
675. Let's give her a big,Copy !req
676. Locust Grove round of
applause...Copy !req
677. Miss Judy-Leigh!Copy !req
678. Yes!Copy !req
679. Miss Judy-Leigh!Copy !req
680. - Hey, y'all.
- Come on, now.Copy !req
681. Hit it!Copy !req
682. - Here we go, now.Copy !req
683. Come on, now.
You got it now.Copy !req
684. Come on out here, now.Copy !req
685. - Come on, Judy.
Come on, Judy.Copy !req
686. - Come on, look at all
these people out here.Copy !req
687. Come on, now.Copy !req
688. - What the fuck? Come on, bitch.Copy !req
689. - You got this, girl.Copy !req
690. - Yeah!Copy !req
691. - He got it!Copy !req
692. - Y'all, I'm gonna get some dip.
- Okay, Mom.Copy !req
693. - Get it, girl.
- Gideon's turn.Copy !req
694. - All right, Gideon. You're up.Copy !req
695. Give it up.Copy !req
696. Nice work. Nice work.
- Hello?Copy !req
697. Yes.
- Don't blow it.Copy !req
698. - Gideon, there's somebody
at the front gate for you.Copy !req
699. - Come on, what's—
- For me?Copy !req
700. - Come on, Gideon! -
What? No!Copy !req
701. That was gonna fall.
- Thanks, Ma.Copy !req
702. Ah, Lord.Copy !req
703. - Pa, just watch out
for the side pieces.Copy !req
704. That's how I messed up.
- Restack 'em.Copy !req
705. - Hello?
- Hey, Gideon.Copy !req
706. We got a fella out hereCopy !req
707. who says he's your buddy
all the way from LA.Copy !req
708. Scottie, uh...Copy !req
709. - Steele.
Scottie Steele.Copy !req
710. We're in the entertainment
business together.Copy !req
711. - Steele.Copy !req
712. You know him?Copy !req
713. - Gideon!Copy !req
714. You knock it down,
you gotta rebuild it.Copy !req
715. Them the rules.
- I know, I'll be right back.Copy !req
716. - Okay to send him in?
- Um...Copy !req
717. - Hey, Gideon. You there?Copy !req
718. Should I let him in?Copy !req
719. - Okay.Copy !req
720. - Make a right after the lake,Copy !req
721. then it's just after the zoo.Copy !req
722. - Thank you very much.
- Yeah.Copy !req
723. - Hey, you're kinda ripped.Copy !req
724. You ever think about
doing stunt work?Copy !req
725. - Me? No.Copy !req
726. - You should think about it.Copy !req
727. - Okay. He's good.Copy !req
728. It is a dangerous line of workCopy !req
729. that you and Gideon are in.Copy !req
730. You would not be wrong, ma'am.Copy !req
731. I have been shot, stabbed,Copy !req
732. hell, I've even been run over
by a car.Copy !req
733. - Okay.
- There is something so...Copy !req
734. familiar about you.Copy !req
735. Ah, it'll come to me.
Welcome to our home.Copy !req
736. It's happening, Mama.
I am to followCopy !req
737. in your footsteps
to share my giftsCopy !req
738. of story and song
with the world.Copy !req
739. Easter is Sunday.Copy !req
740. Biggest day time service
of the year.Copy !req
741. So once the cash is countedCopy !req
742. and loaded into carts,
there's a service elevatorCopy !req
743. located here.Copy !req
744. As soon
as the elevator door opens,Copy !req
745. I'm more than likely
gonna pistol whip you.Copy !req
746. But you won't actually
be striking anybody.Copy !req
747. I'm not making any promises.Copy !req