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3. Ni hao, Daddy.
That means "hello" in Chinese.
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that prayer center.
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you over here drownin'.
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when she needed you most.
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19. Nothing. Them just some
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Does Dad even know about this?
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Just pull it in.
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what I've done here.
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- Almost sent a shard
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- You and I?
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That was a great shot!
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- Lot of 'em, lotta things.
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It's not some Lifetime movie.
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- But baby,
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and the Impractical Jokers.
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- I mean, come on.
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- Morning.
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Haven't you heard?
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chicken and soda machine?
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It makes like... like every soda.
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the Refugee Rose Welcome?
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- What the fuck is that?
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- Ndio.
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- No, it's not.
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- Yoohoo.
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The Refugee Rose Welcoming Ceremony
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- Shave your pussy?
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- Jesse.
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- Fuck! Fuck!
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- Hey, amigo, Keep it down!
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- Utz Wavy Originals.
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- Uh, some beans.
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crusty paper towels.
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- In fact, it would appear
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- Yup.
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- We're doing a damn gang meeting here
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- Who the fuck is this?
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- Ooh! Don't test you?
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- He don't have shit, guys.
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- Oh!
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- What can you play, dummy?
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- Our secrets are safe.
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- Okay, but you weren't killed.
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nothing bad happened to us.
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to other motherfuckers.
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of this ever again, okay?
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436. You holding out on me?
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437. Well, you squished yours.
That one's mine.
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438. The fuck is this?
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439. It's a Slim. Just a smaller sandwich.
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440. Fewer toppings, lower calorie count.
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441. That one's my favorite.
Slim 3, tuna salad.
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442. My Slim 3.
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443. Kelvin, how's your Swahili comin'?
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444. It's actually comin'
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445. Uh, I already learned...
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446. and "Karry-boo," so it's gonna be
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447. pretty amazing. I'm excited.
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448. - Hm.
- "Kareebu."
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449. - Karibu.
- Karibu.
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450. - Karibu.
- Yeah, it's kinda fun to say.
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451. - All right...
- Right?
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452. Look, I know everybody's
having fun saying karibu,
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453. - but Daddy?
- Karibu.
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457. comma, and, uh,
the body of it said a bunch of stuff
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458. about how I was begging
you for a chance.
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459. Your father receives many
correspondences, Judy.
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460. Thank you, Martin. I'm talking
to my daddy right now.
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461. I'm not talking to you. Damn!
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462. Can you shut up for
once in your fuckin' life?
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463. Judy! You will not talk
to Martin that way.
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464. What's gotten into you?
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465. Just why didn't you write me back?
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466. I'm in the middle of a meeting here.
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467. I'm not dealing with this right now.
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468. Yeah, Judy. Sheesh.
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469. We're doing real work here.
Why don't you go restock
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470. the church office supplies
or something, right?
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471. Yeah, I probably should do that.
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472. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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473. Get on out.
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474. - Ow!
- No...
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475. - Stop it, stop it!
- Dad! Daddy!
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476. - Enough, enough!
- I won't have you idiots
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477. - act like this here.
- Judy. Judy, no!
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478. Judy, this is why you're
not asked to speak.
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479. This right here.
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480. I give you a chance,
and you pull some shit like this.
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481. Like uncaging a wild animal.
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482. You're an embarrassment.
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483. Well, Daddy, it's been forever
since you gave me a chance.
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484. You just got one, and you blew it.
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485. I was gonna say
that exact same thing, Daddy.
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486. It's funny you said that.
Like, just now.
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487. Just a second ago... "You had a chance,
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488. - and then you blew it."
- Okay.
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489. Okay, you know what? I would like to
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490. make an announcement
before I leave for the day.
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491. Leave for the day? You got work.
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492. Well, I just felt a gush.
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493. So I need to go buy some tamps
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494. and go lay down. How 'bout that?
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495. Put me down for a sick day, Martin.
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496. - Another one?
- I want y'all
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497. to know something.
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498. I have been asked by our dear uncle,
Baby Billy Freeman,
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499. to perform at Locust Grove,
and I have taken him up
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500. on this offer because he
recognized talent in me
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501. that I received from my mama.
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502. And he has embraced me. Quite honestly,
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503. it's a new feeling.
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504. Oh, sweetheart.
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505. Baby Billy doesn't think you're good.
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506. He's using you to try to piss me off.
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507. Okay, well thank you so
much for your support, Eli.
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508. It means the world coming from you.
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509. Thank all y'all. Good night.
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510. - It's daytime, dummy.
- Kelvin.
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511. Um, look outside. It's bright as hell.
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512. She's saying "good night."
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513. Oh! She ripped out my hairs.
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514. Shit!
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515. Ki-yah, amigo.
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516. - Hey.
- Hey, you got a moment?
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517. Yeah, sure.
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518. Look, I know that you and I have been
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519. going through a pretty rough patch.
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520. But I'm glad you came back.
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523. what's important in my life.
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524. Uh, you're important in my life, Gideon.
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525. - Okay.
- I don't know.
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528. I still like you as a son.
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529. Thanks... thank you. I, um...
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530. I mean, I like you too, so...
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531. Cool. All right, good, yeah.
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532. Yep. Oh, were you going for...
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533. No, I thought that you were gonna...
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534. - We can just do it again.
- Well, I was just-okay.
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535. If you wanted to.
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536. - Okay.
- I was just gonna do
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537. a handshake, but if you wanna do a hug,
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538. - I'll give you a hug, man.
- Well, usually when people
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539. approach you like that,
it's for a hug, so I figured...
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540. Well, I didn't approach you like that.
I was coming in for a handshake.
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541. - You had your arms wider.
- It's okay. I like you.
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542. - I like you too.
- Okay, dope.
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543. I want to do something
nice for your mom.
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544. Would you mind helping me out?
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545. Sure.
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546. Thank y'all for humoring me.
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547. - I knew you'd like it.
- Oh, baby, I love it.
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548. - This is so nice.
- We look like a family
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549. of D-bags. What are these shirts?
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550. - Hey.
- It's beachy.
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551. Y'all stop. You look handsome, 'kay?
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552. We are so blessed.
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553. I just wanted to commemorate
this special time for us.
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554. I mean, we've turned
a corner as a family.
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555. Been through some rough patches,
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556. but look at us now, huh?
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557. Together, laughing, cuttin' up,
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558. the way it's supposed to be.
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559. - I love you guys.
- I love you, too, Daddy.
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560. - Ohh...
- Aww.
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561. Come on, Xavier.
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562. Time is money.
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563. Let's show 'em those
Gemstone pearly whites.
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564. Jambo. Welcome to America.
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565. - Thanks.
- Welcome to your new church.
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566. Jambo. Welcome to America.
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567. Welcome to your new church.
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568. I like the outfit. Jambo to you.
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569. Welcome to America.
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570. Hey, little one. Jambo!
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571. Welcome to America.
Welcome to your new church.
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572. There's no reason to be scared.
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573. Don't be scared. Jambo.
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574. Ugh. I knew I'd find you primping,
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575. you slippery son of a bitch.
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576. Why, Eli Gemstone.
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577. Surprised you made it down.
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578. I know what this is all about,
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579. using Judy like you are.
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580. Oh, kinda like what you
did with Aimee-Leigh?
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581. She had it all, now.
The looks and the brains.
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582. Not to mention the moves.
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583. And then you showed up outta nowhere
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584. from a poor preacher's family.
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585. Such humble beginnings.
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586. And you stole her right
out from underneath me.
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587. But look at you now.
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588. Why, you richer than Lee lacocca.
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589. But what about me, huh?
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593. Nothing, that's what. Zero.
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you got another think comin'.
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596. I've bided my time, Eli.
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597. Now, I am gon' get what's comin' to me.
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598. If you will excuse me,
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600. Sounds great, baby.
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601. I'm not even doing songs yet, BJ.
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602. Sure as heck better sound
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603. - or I'm done.
- You want some of this
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604. - hot tea to help you relax?
- Mmmm.
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605. Or, you know, I could help you stretch
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606. - for the clogging.
- Know what you can help me do?
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607. You can help me out by being good.
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608. - What? I am good.
- Just get that ass out.
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- Get over there.
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610. Ah! Ohh, ohh!
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611. - Hey! Hey!
- Make those cheeks red, bitch.
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612. - Settle down.
- What am I supposed to do, BJ?
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615. I need a release, dude.
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616. I'm skittish as a squirrel right now.
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617. Come on, Jude, Just breathe, okay?
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618. In. Out.
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619. That's what I'm trying
trying to get you to do,
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that snowy white dick.
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621. - Ah!
- Give it.
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624. God dang, BJ.
You're being such a asshole.
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625. Guess I'll just have to get
somebody from the audience
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- Yeah, okay.
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627. I know you're kiddin', okay
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628. And that's just the anxiety talkin'.
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629. - Is it?
- So I'm gonna let that
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631. I have something for you.
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632. It's your start gift.
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633. I know you were coveting
Kelvin's new soda machine,
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just as important as he is.
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635. BJ, The thing is, Kelvin's soda machine
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636. has all the sodas.
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637. Don't worry, girl.
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638. I got you a variety of different syrups.
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639. You're gonna be awesome today, lollipop.
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640. I just know it.
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641. Whatever.
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642. Fuck you. I love you.
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643. I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
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644. I love you.
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645. I'm gonna go out to the car.
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646. Why don't you stay here
and make yourself cum?
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647. You are light. You are love.
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648. It's been a big night for Deacon.
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649. - Can I get an amen out there?
- Amen!
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650. Yes! Praise God today.
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651. Praise Him today. Thank you, God.
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652. About to get even...
It's about to get even bigger.
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653. You can believe that, 'cause tonight...
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654. Tonight we got a special guest.
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655. A special guest in Jesus Christ.
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656. A Gemstone that shines
brighter than all the rest.
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658. Locust Grove round of applause...
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659. Miss Judy-Leigh!
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660. Yes!
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661. Miss Judy-Leigh!
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662. - Hey, y'all.
- Come on, now.
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663. Hit it!
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664. Here we go, now.
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665. Come on, now. You got it now.
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666. Come on out here, now.
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667. Come on, Judy. Come on, Judy.
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668. Come on,
look at all these people out here.
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669. Come on, now.
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670. What the fuck? Come on, bitch.
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671. You got this, girl.
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672. Yeah!
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673. He got it!
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674. - Y'all, I'm gonna get some dip.
- Okay, Mom.
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675. - Get it, girl.
- Gideon's turn.
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676. All right, Gideon. You're up.
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677. Give it up.
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678. - Nice work. Nice work.
- Hello?
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679. - Yes.
- Don't blow it.
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680. Gideon, there's somebody
at the front gate for you.
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681. - Come on, what's...
- For me?
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682. - Come on, Gideon!
- What? No!
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683. - That was gonna fall.
- Thanks, Ma.
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684. Ah, Lord.
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685. Pa, just watch out for the side pieces.
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686. - That's how I messed up.
- Restack 'em.
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687. - Hello?
- Hey, Gideon.
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688. We got a fella out here
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all the way from LA.
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690. Scottie, uh...
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692. We're in the entertainment
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693. Steele.
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694. You know him?
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695. Gideon!
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696. You knock it down, you gotta rebuild it.
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- I know, I'll be right back.
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- Um...
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702. Make a right after the lake,
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- Yeah.
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707. Me? No.
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