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- Yes, my love?
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- You need to stop.
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I am hormonal, Baby Billy.
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- Well, ain't this a son of a bitch?
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Just change the date on the poster?
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Just like that. It's gone.
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Life is beautiful.
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because, uh, I am happy.
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Everything's fine.
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invitation to the shower.
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Come on! Get in there!
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Hey, preacher's boy.
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Hey, get back here!
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Is that how we raised you?
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the damn time anyway...
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chicken McDonald's from the heavens?
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the rest of our lives.
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- No.
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empire together here.
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Don't hit that... don't hit this.
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- Honey, come get some cake.
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just like your daddy.
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Set, hut. Go on. Go on.
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- Meep-meep.
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426. I'll have you done
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427. Please. As your little
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428. I'm asking you, I'm begging you
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429. Billy...
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430. It's just not an option, baby.
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431. Fine.
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432. Well, then, I'ma have to start
selling off parcels of land
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433. 'cause that's the only way
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434. - I need the cash.
- No.
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435. No, you can't do that.
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436. You cannot do that, Billy.
This is our home.
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- Yes, our home.
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438. You don't live here.
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439. Mama and Daddy left it in my name...
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440. My name, Baby Billy Freeman.
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441. - This is my house.
- Yeah, you're right.
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442. They did leave it in your name,
and you know what?
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443. You promised them that
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444. Freemans have lived on this
land for over 200 years.
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445. And one selfish woman made
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446. This right here?
This is on you, darling.
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447. It's on you.
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448. Okay, well, then how about this?
How about this?
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449. If you sell it,
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450. Eli and I will just buy it,
and then it can stay in the family...
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451. Oh, so now you gonna wrastle
Freeman's Gap away from me, huh?
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452. This is all I have!
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453. - You'll get your money.
- This right here, this is all...
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454. This is all I have.
This is it right here.
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455. - Before you sell it off to a stranger!
- Mama and Daddy left it to me...
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456. Because you already have a rich life!
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457. You are being so difficult!
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458. This is not what Mama and
Daddy would've wanted...
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459. No, it's not what Mama
and Daddy would've wanted.
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460. They would've wanted us
to keep working together,
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461. to keep sharing our unique
gifts with the world.
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462. But life shakes out
different sometimes, don't it?
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463. Now Mama and Daddy are
dead and in the ground,
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464. and you broke us up
to start a new career
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465. with your new husband,
and look at you, huh?
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466. You're rich and famous,
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468. and nobody.
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469. I'm nobody!
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470. I'm sorry.
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471. Probably gonna have to pull
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472. Fine.
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473. Fine.
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474. I'll do the tour, Billy.
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475. I'll do it, just...
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476. squeeze it in before the middle of May.
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477. I'll do it.
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478. Done, then.
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479. And then you don't have to
sell Mama and Daddy's place.
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480. I don't wanna sell it
either, Aimee-Leigh.
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481. And I won't have to if we do this.
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482. Right.
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483. - How you feeling, sweetheart?
- Just fine.
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484. No morning sickness or nothing.
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485. My wife, the tank...
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486. Never call a pregnant woman a tank, Eli.
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487. Unless I wanna get blasted.
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488. Oh, I'm spinning gold this morning.
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489. I better save some for the broadcast.
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490. You better be saving the
good jokes for the broadcast.
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491. That was not ready for primetime.
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492. Good thing we're on in the morning.
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493. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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495. I hope you gave him a piece
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496. Was he even apologetic?
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497. He felt terrible.
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498. He's not doing well, Eli.
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499. I'm worried about him.
He's in real bad shape financially.
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500. I'm sure he is...
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501. A lifetime of poor decisions
will do that to you.
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502. I'm doing the tour, Eli.
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503. It's only for three months.
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504. - I thought we talked about this.
- We did,
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505. but Baby Billy needs this.
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506. He's broke.
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507. He's talking about selling off
parcels of land in Freeman's Gap.
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508. This tour's a way he can
make some money for himself.
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509. Funny how he needs you to
make money for himself.
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510. Even so, he's my brother,
and I love him.
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511. I'm gonna do it, Eli.
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512. I think it's sweet that you
care so much for your brother.
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513. Too bad he doesn't return the favor.
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514. The son of a bitch only
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515. Now, folks, it makes my heart sing
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516. to share this next bit
of good news with you.
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517. It ain't the gospel, Eli,
but it is the good news.
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518. Sitting right here is
my beloved baby brother.
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519. - Hey, y'all. Just...
- Yeah.
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520. Silly Baby Billy.
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521. Baby Billy!
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522. I have to tell you.
When we were kids, Billy...
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523. - Yeah?
- Did we cut up or what?
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524. Oh, well, we... Well, we cut up,
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525. but we tore it up is what we did.
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526. We tore it up.
We threw it away. All of us.
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527. - And you know what?
- What?
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528. - We gonna do it again, aren't we?
- You bet we are.
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529. - You bet.
- My dear sister and I
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530. are kicking off a special reunion tour.
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531. Hallelujah!
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532. - Just like that.
- And I cannot wait.
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533. Three months of shows where
you can see this wonderful duo
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534. that the Lord intended to be together
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535. to bring forth His name in...
in song and dance.
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536. Do y'all wanna see a sneak peek?
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537. Oh...
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538. I think we gotta go to
a commercial real quick.
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539. Oh, I don't think we
gonna take a break yet
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540. 'cause guess what...
I wore my clogging shoes.
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541. I got my dancing shoes!
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542. - Gonna tell ya.
- Getting down to God's business here.
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543. Let's do it.
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544. Oh, uh...
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545. I think Eli needs to
take a commercial break.
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546. - Oh!
- Just leave the dancing to us, Eli.
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547. Come on, now.
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548. Rest of us, we gonna sing,
and we gonna dance!
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549. Hallelujah!
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550. Whoo!
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551. Whoo!
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552. Whoo!
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553. - What do you think of that?
- Amen! Oh...
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554. Baby Billy Freeman.
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555. Baby Billy Freeman and
Aimee-Leigh Gemstone.
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556. Here's the thing.
Johnny Cash? June Carter?
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557. - Ain't got nothing on us, baby.
- They can't clog.
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558. I mean, after what
happened on that stage?
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559. My whole body is vibrating.
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560. "Now, honestly,
that might be the best show
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561. y'all have ever done."
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562. That's what Harmon said.
Ain't that right, Harmon?
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563. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly right.
What about Jesse?
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564. You think that was the best
show we ever did right here?
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565. - Absolutely.
- Give me an E.T. right here.
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566. Uh-huh. "Phone home."
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567. Everybody phone home.
Judy, I know what you think.
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568. - You already my favorite.
- I know.
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569. I mean, you a Gemstone,
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570. but you kinda look like a Freeman to me.
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571. Let's talk tour now.
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572. We hitting Raleigh, North Myrtle,
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573. Charleston, Birmingham...
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574. - Yes.
- Memphis, Little Rock.
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575. Guess where we gonna
finish this thing off?
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576. - Where?
- Branson.
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577. Hallelujah!
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578. Now don't get jealous, Eli.
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579. I'll give her back to you
when I get done now, huh?
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580. - I'm fine.
- Hey, I don't think he's worried...
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581. - He ain't worried.
- We gonna clean house
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582. on this thing, Aimee-Leigh.
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583. I mean, and we gonna bring so much joy.
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584. So much...
you saw all them smiling faces tonight.
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585. - I did.
- What we did on that stage?
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586. That's just a... a little taste
for our faithful fans and followers.
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587. And we gonna make a mint.
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588. That ought to make you happy.
We gonna make a mint.
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589. We gonna make so much money.
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590. Harmon already said, "Daddy,
what am I gonna get?"
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591. And I said a closet full of gems
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592. 'cause he's a clothes horse
like his daddy, is what he is.
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593. Harmon, stop picking your nose, son.
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594. So sweet.
Let me tell you something else.
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595. I am just so thrilled that
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596. the family home place intact,
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597. just like Mama and
Daddy would've wanted.
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598. Well, almost intact.
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599. I'm sorry. What?
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600. Well, there's the 12 acres
I sold to the city.
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601. Ten acres to Bubba Castwell...
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602. You know, that area over
there adjacent his land.
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603. You already sold over 20 acres?
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604. Mm, but all the acres around
Mama and Daddy's original cabin,
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605. that's all mine.
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606. And then the...
the brick house, I got that.
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607. Baby Billy, you promised me.
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608. How... how'd you even sell all that
since the last time we talked?
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609. Oh, darling.
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610. Oh.
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You said you were thinking about it.
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If I did, I'm sorry,
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- I didn't lie to you.
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618. Boy, you are a real piece of work.
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620. Well, like Patrick Swayze said,
"opinions vary."
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621. I got my thoughts about you too, Eli.
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622. You know what, Billy? The tour's off.
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624. You already signed a contract.
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625. - I don't care. I'm out.
- If you out, you better be prepared
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626. to give me a settlement,
or you gonna get sued.
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627. Now, the choice is yours, darling.
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629. I should have never trusted you.
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631. - You are bitter and angry and pathetic.
- Ain't nobody bitter here.
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632. I ain't bitter. I ain't pathetic.
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633. - What you talking about?
- I'll give you your settlement, Billy.
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to care about anyway.
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635. All right, look, now, you just...
you need to calm down.
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637. - You should be in two sets of...
- You know what? Why don't you
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638. try doing this tour without this woman?
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639. - How about that? You know what?
- Well, okay.
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641. - Let's go.
- Y'all ain't got to leave now.
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642. Come on, you ain't got to leave.
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643. - We're just playing around.
- Come on, kids.
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644. Judy, put the rolls down.
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646. Go on up there and pay that bill.
Leave me and Harmon alone.
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647. Harmon, what you working on down there?
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648. That's some arts and crafts?
Can I see it?
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649. Look at that.
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650. That is a ninja star
with a booger on it.
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651. That's beautiful, son.
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652. I love you.
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653. Daddy?
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654. I thought you were asleep.
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655. I'm sorry about the way I've been acting
about you and Mama having a kid.
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656. It's all right, Jesse.
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658. If it's a boy,
I feel like it'd be better.
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660. But you think we could use another you?
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661. - Exactly like me.
- Okay.
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662. That'll be fun.
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663. Whoever it is, you will love.
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664. I know.
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665. What if I don't?
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666. Then you just have to
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667. I could do that.
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669. Good night, Daddy.
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670. Good morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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671. - Good morning, Dr. Gemstone.
- Good morning.
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674. Dr. Gemstone.
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675. Dr. Gemstone, Baby Billy's here.
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676. It was you, wasn't it?
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No, sir, I did not.
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681. You made it easy.
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683. By showing her why she
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685. That's so funny,
I almost forgot to laugh.
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688. Because you always wanna
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689. What you talking about?
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690. Aimee-Leigh and I stand together
on that stage, side by side.
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691. Nobody stands behind the other one.
That's how it's supposed to be.
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692. Well, that's not how
it's supposed to be.
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693. She's got a mighty big ego, then.
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694. You know your sister.
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695. She makes up her own mind.
What you all had is done.
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696. - That's that.
- No, it's not done. She's my sister.
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697. - She's my wife.
- She's my sister!
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702. I will never forget this, Eli.
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