1. Our son
is back in our lives.Copy !req
2. Isn't that the only thing
that matters?Copy !req
3. Well, he brought shame to us.Copy !req
4. And continues to bring shame
to us,Copy !req
5. but yeah, sure,
let's throw him a dinner.Copy !req
6. Must be nice living
in the lap of luxury again.Copy !req
7. The deeper I get,
the more I'll have access to.Copy !req
8. I'm being blackmailed!Copy !req
9. What we need to do here is
figure out who these idiots are.Copy !req
10. I was thinking, I would like
to work with Martin.Copy !req
11. See the ins and outs
of running this place.Copy !req
12. All across America,
capitalism's crumbling.Copy !req
13. That's when we step up.Copy !req
14. And what did this church
use to be?Copy !req
15. A Sears, I believe.Copy !req
16. Locust Grove's gonna be
nothing but trouble for you.Copy !req
17. These men are here
on behalf of Johnny Seasons.Copy !req
18. We're gonna send them back
to Johnny Seasons.Copy !req
19. I need someone I can trust
to run that church.Copy !req
20. Okay, Eli.Copy !req
21. - Hey!
Keefe!Copy !req
22. Keefe!Copy !req
23. God damn, man.
It's been a while.Copy !req
24. Fucking hail Satan, bro.Copy !req
25. - Yeah, right on, Daedalus.Copy !req
26. - I heard you went
full-on Jesus freak,Copy !req
27. started messing around
with those Gemstone weirdos.Copy !req
28. - No, probab—probably not me.Copy !req
29. I mean—I mean,
definitely not me.Copy !req
30. I've gotten really
into home brewing.Copy !req
31. I got a home brewing kit,Copy !req
32. and it's, uh—
it's pretty time-consuming.Copy !req
33. So...Copy !req
34. - Cool story, Keefe.Copy !req
35. Hey, Cryptocore has been
working on some new tracks.Copy !req
36. We was just about to blast off.
You want a taste?Copy !req
37. - No, I'm good.Copy !req
38. But congratulations,
Cryptocore.Copy !req
39. That sounds cool.Copy !req
40. - Party at Club Sinister
Friday night.Copy !req
41. All the old heads
will be there.Copy !req
42. You should go.Copy !req
43. - Like I said,
I'm pretty—pretty busyCopy !req
44. with barley and hops and stuff.Copy !req
45. So y'all have a fun
and safe time,Copy !req
46. and ya'll t—ta-ta.Copy !req
47. - God damn,
Keefe's a fucking nerd now.Copy !req
48. - As you can see,
this is money sentCopy !req
49. from around the world through
our television ministries.Copy !req
50. - Gotta separate the money
from the prayer requests.Copy !req
51. Anything important
or a donation over $10,000Copy !req
52. goes straight up to Daddy.Copy !req
53. - Every prayer request
is prayed for personallyCopy !req
54. by one of our team members.Copy !req
55. Then requests are shreddedCopy !req
56. for security
and liability reasons.Copy !req
57. - All the money comes here,
where it is sorted, counted,Copy !req
58. placed in carts,
then moved to the vault.Copy !req
59. - Ah, the Lord's bounty.Copy !req
60. - Hmm, you know,
Gay, I didn't—Copy !req
61. I didn't grow up here, no.Copy !req
62. I grew up in a rural part
of the state.Copy !req
63. - Hang on, hang on.
Look.Copy !req
64. Can we not use code words?Copy !req
65. What she's trying to say is
that she is a poverty person.Copy !req
66. - Poverty person?Copy !req
67. - That's what rural means,
poverty person.Copy !req
68. - So she comes from dirt mud.
Who cares, Judy?Copy !req
69. - I grew up in a hardworking
middle class family.Copy !req
70. We weren't rich,
but we also weren't poor.Copy !req
71. - And we also
don't really care.Copy !req
72. That's kind of a boring,
lame origin story.Copy !req
73. - Dale, are you all opening up
a new Nancy's ChickenCopy !req
74. down on 17th?Copy !req
75. - I think so.Copy !req
76. I mean, we got
so damn many of 'em,Copy !req
77. it's hard to keep track.Copy !req
78. - Oh, honey.Copy !req
79. - But I want you to know
my sons grew up eatingCopy !req
80. Fancy Nancy.Copy !req
81. - Oh, they did?
Yeah?Copy !req
82. - Your girl did too.Copy !req
83. - I'm all about them nuggets,
though.Copy !req
84. That's my deal, the nuggets.
- I like them sauces.Copy !req
85. - Yeah.Copy !req
86. - But we appreciate all of it.
We really do.Copy !req
87. - Dale, I gotta—I'm sorry
I'm having to shout.Copy !req
88. I'm so far away from ya.Copy !req
89. I tell you what, you are
an impressive man, Dale.Copy !req
90. You got yourself a hot wife...Copy !req
91. - I like you.Copy !req
92. - I got to tell you.Copy !req
93. You and me, we got
to collaborate on something.Copy !req
94. I got all kinds of big ideas,
chicken ideas.Copy !req
95. - Baby Billy
has wonderful ideas.Copy !req
96. - I do.
I have good—yes, good ideas.Copy !req
97. - We're already talking to Dale
about potential opportunities.Copy !req
98. - Well, good.
Cut me in.Copy !req
99. Let's all get together,
partner up.Copy !req
100. They like keeping
all your rich Christian friendsCopy !req
101. down at that end of the table.Copy !req
102. I mean, that's—I don't know
who did the seating chart.Copy !req
103. But that's all right.
- Everything okay?Copy !req
104. - Yes, yes.
It's Dot.Copy !req
105. It's our daughter.Copy !req
106. She's been cussing us out,
because she's groundedCopy !req
107. from using the helicopter,
and...Copy !req
108. - She's got herself
this boyfriend that isCopy !req
109. nothing but trouble.Copy !req
110. - Yep.Copy !req
111. - He's sending her down
a bad path.Copy !req
112. - I hate hearing that.
- Mm.Copy !req
113. - You know, Kelvin here
specializes in youth ministry.Copy !req
114. - Is that a fact?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
115. I like to connect
with the youths.Copy !req
116. You know,
get on their level with—Copy !req
117. with sports,
activities...Copy !req
118. we go laser tagging.Copy !req
119. - Mr. Kelvin, is there any wayCopy !req
120. you could sit down
with our Dot?Copy !req
121. - Well, if he won't do it now,
me and my wife Tiffany,Copy !req
122. we'd be more than happy
to lend a hand.Copy !req
123. She's got all kinds
of counseling skills.Copy !req
124. - Well, actually, Daddy,
I could do it.Copy !req
125. I mean, I deal with jerk kids
in my house every single day.Copy !req
126. - Okay, ha-ha.
I can do it, Daddy.Copy !req
127. I'll sit down with her,
bad girl to bad girl.Copy !req
128. - No, Kelvin's got this.Copy !req
129. - It would be an honorCopy !req
130. to deliver your daughter
to Christ.Copy !req
131. - It's your time, my boy.Copy !req
132. - We do appreciate that,
Mr. Kelvin.Copy !req
133. - It's no big whoop.Copy !req
134. - You look dumb
with them glasses on.Copy !req
135. Why you even wearing 'em?
- It's fashion.Copy !req
136. - Well, what, is it fashionable
to look like Jeffrey Dahmer?Copy !req
137. - I just—I have a question
for Amber.Copy !req
138. This is important.
I was just wondering if you...Copy !req
139. - There's something
I'd like to share.Copy !req
140. Recently, I broke
into my husband's e-mail,Copy !req
141. and I found some messages
that...Copy !req
142. well, I'm not really sure
how to process it.Copy !req
143. The first one was sent
last MarchCopy !req
144. from Chad to Jesse Gemstone.Copy !req
145. "ATL was dirty, dirty,
for sure-y.Copy !req
146. "Still can't believe
those titties.Copy !req
147. Fuck me,
I should divorce my wife."Copy !req
148. Next e-mail from Jesse to Chad.
- Mandy.Copy !req
149. I think what your husband
and my husbandCopy !req
150. e-mail each other about
is none of our business.Copy !req
151. - Next e-mail
from Jesse to Chad.Copy !req
152. "You're wild AF.
You should get tested, bro.Copy !req
153. "Water squirt emoji,
water squirt emoji,Copy !req
154. water squirt emoji."Copy !req
155. I mean, that could
mean anything, right?Copy !req
156. - Next one, from Chad to Jesse,
Levi, Gregory, and Matthew.Copy !req
157. "Who do I owe
for the prostitutes?Copy !req
158. "Is that
the politically correct term?Copy !req
159. "Or is it hoes or whores?Copy !req
160. "Hit me up.
I'm good for it.Copy !req
161. Titties."Copy !req
162. Amber, do not bury your head
in the sand.Copy !req
163. You know this isn't right.Copy !req
164. - You know what isn't right
is going behindCopy !req
165. your husband's back.Copy !req
166. I refuse to engage in
this sort of conjecture.Copy !req
167. If you have questions,Copy !req
168. you should talk to Chad,
not us.Copy !req
169. - I did talk to Chad.Copy !req
170. - And what did he say?Copy !req
171. - That he was hacked,
that he didn't write any of it.Copy !req
172. - Well, there you go.Copy !req
173. - What do you mean, there I go?
Hacked?Copy !req
174. Who the fuck is hacking
my husband, North Korea?Copy !req
175. Who gives a shit
about my husband?Copy !req
176. Nobody, that's who!Copy !req
177. Fucking bastard!Copy !req
178. They're fucking
up to something.Copy !req
179. My life is ruined.Copy !req
180. - It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
181. - Mandy had us over today.Copy !req
182. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
183. We get there, and she pulls
out these documentsCopy !req
184. that she claims are e-mails
between you and ChadCopy !req
185. and some of your buddies.Copy !req
186. - Say what?
Where'd she get those?Copy !req
187. - She broke into Chad's Yahoo.Copy !req
188. - Good Lord, that is wicked.Copy !req
189. - I don't even know
if they were real.Copy !req
190. Some of the ladies thought
they may have been hacks.Copy !req
191. - You know what,
I bet they were.Copy !req
192. Joke e-mails.Copy !req
193. I mean, I can't think
of a specific joke e-mail chainCopy !req
194. we had going on,
but I bet that's what it was.Copy !req
195. What did these joke
or hack e-mails say?Copy !req
196. - Stuff about prostitutes
and... ATL,Copy !req
197. whatever that is.Copy !req
198. It sounded like
Chad may have contractedCopy !req
199. some sort of disease
or something.Copy !req
200. - Oh, come on, now.
That's crazy.Copy !req
201. She needs to go get checked out
if she's running aroundCopy !req
202. telling lies like that.Copy !req
203. You know, if I can be honest,
that kinda ticks me off.Copy !req
204. - Oh, you can be honest, baby,
but don't get mad.Copy !req
205. It's not worth it.Copy !req
206. - Well, I'm having a hard time
not getting mad.Copy !req
207. The way she's acting,Copy !req
208. stirring pots and telling
stories and fables.Copy !req
209. That makes me so furious.Copy !req
210. - I didn't believe it, baby.Copy !req
211. Not for a minute.Copy !req
212. - Well, good.
I'm glad you didn't.Copy !req
213. God damn it, that makes me madCopy !req
214. when people are busybodies,
telling lies.Copy !req
215. - So Dot did not come home
last night.Copy !req
216. Wish I could tell you where
she was, but she won't say.Copy !req
217. - Oh, you know where I was,
Dale.Copy !req
218. - Look, y'all need to get
on board with me and AustinCopy !req
219. or keep your damn mouth shut.Copy !req
220. - This is what we got going on.
- Mm-mm-mm.Copy !req
221. You know, I wish I could say
I'm surprised, but I'm not.Copy !req
222. And that is exactly
why we are here.Copy !req
223. We're gonna be performingCopy !req
224. what people in our field call
a sweep.Copy !req
225. I will extract any
and all demonic influencesCopy !req
226. your daughter may knowingly
or, more than likely,Copy !req
227. unknowingly have
in her possession.Copy !req
228. - She doesn't know.
- She might not even know.Copy !req
229. - Wait, what the fuck?
- Oh, there it is.Copy !req
230. - Which way is her room?Copy !req
231. - Absolutely not.
- Stop!Copy !req
232. Will you...
- Honey...Copy !req
233. - Stop.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
234. - Let them do their job.
- Will you stop?Copy !req
235. - I think this is an ashtray,
so no.Copy !req
236. Keefe, no.
- Oh.Copy !req
237. - That was close.
- Yeah, it was.Copy !req
238. - Okay, that's a fucking
fidget spinner.Copy !req
239. That is my stuff!
- This stuff?Copy !req
240. This stuff isn't
what you think it is.Copy !req
241. These are instruments
Satan usesCopy !req
242. to infect a child's soul.Copy !req
243. Trust me.
I've seen it before.Copy !req
244. - I'm sorry,
but we're more than likelyCopy !req
245. gonna have to burn it.Copy !req
246. If you guys want
any more guidanceCopy !req
247. as to what to look for
in the future,Copy !req
248. we actually do sell
a collection of booksCopy !req
249. through the church—Copy !req
250. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I found something.Copy !req
251. - What is it?
Oh, Lord.Copy !req
252. - It's a prophylactic.Copy !req
253. Used, I'm sorry to report.
- Oh, honey.Copy !req
254. - I am not sitting around
for this.Copy !req
255. - Dispose of that, Keefe.Copy !req
256. Pick it up,
put it in the trash.Copy !req
257. - Oop.
It's slippery.Copy !req
258. - Okay, just quit touching it.Copy !req
259. Keefe, don't wipe it
on your pants.Copy !req
260. - Oh.
Oh, God.Copy !req
261. - This is going well.Copy !req
262. - Thank you.Copy !req
263. - Doing God's work here.Copy !req
264. - Sorry about that business
back there with that rubber.Copy !req
265. I froze up.Copy !req
266. - Yeah, just keep it
out of the parents' sight.Copy !req
267. I'm sure it's painful
for them to see.Copy !req
268. And if there is a semen load,Copy !req
269. which I'm pretty sure
there was...Copy !req
270. - There—there definitely was.Copy !req
271. - Seemed like it was.
- Yeah.Copy !req
272. - I wouldn't even touch it,
okay?Copy !req
273. - Got it.Copy !req
274. - Hey, it's all right.
Doing good.Copy !req
275. You didn't wash your hands,
did you?Copy !req
276. - No, I did not.
- Okay.Copy !req
277. - Sorry.
- It's all right.Copy !req
278. - Oh, that's gotta be
the boyfriend.Copy !req
279. I bet you money that
that was his semen load.Copy !req
280. - I wanna snip him
right out of this situation.Copy !req
281. Then we'll make some progress.Copy !req
282. - Hey.Copy !req
283. - Oh—oh, wow.Copy !req
284. - Real talk.Copy !req
285. You go through
my girl's panty drawer again,Copy !req
286. and I'll whoop your ass, son.Copy !req
287. - Son?
How old are you?Copy !req
288. - How old are you, bitch, 40?Copy !req
289. - No.
Not even—no, I'm 29.Copy !req
290. - 40-year-old virgin.Copy !req
291. - So what?
I made a celibacy promise.Copy !req
292. Big whoop.
- Fuck this.Copy !req
293. - Careless, Chad.Copy !req
294. What don't you understand
about "delete the paper trail"?Copy !req
295. Levi deleted his e-mails.
Gregory deleted his e-mails.Copy !req
296. Matthew deleted his e-mails.Copy !req
297. I deleted my fucking e-mails
so I wouldn't have my wifeCopy !req
298. asking me questions about it,
Chad.Copy !req
299. - Jesse, don't yell at me,
okay?Copy !req
300. I'm getting it from Mandy
at home.Copy !req
301. - At what?
A—who?Copy !req
302. - At home.Copy !req
303. - As you should be getting it
from her.Copy !req
304. - Hell, I got shot
to stop her from finding out.Copy !req
305. She found out anyways.Copy !req
306. So I guess you can't hide
from the truth.Copy !req
307. - That's not the lesson
to be learned from here.Copy !req
308. Log out of
your fucking computer accountsCopy !req
309. when you're done.Copy !req
310. That's the lesson
to be learned.Copy !req
311. Well, I think, for me,
the lesson's more aboutCopy !req
312. telling the truth.Copy !req
313. - Okay, well, you can say that,
but that's not the real lesson.Copy !req
314. - Jesse, just let him have it.
- No.Copy !req
315. I'm not gonna let him have it,
because he's wrong.Copy !req
316. You're wrong, Chad.
Go—say something else, Chad.Copy !req
317. Why don't you write it
in a fucking e-mail, Chad?Copy !req
318. "My feelings are hurt," dot,
send it to somebodyCopy !req
319. so my fucking wife can find it
and fucking read it!Copy !req
320. - I'm letting you knowCopy !req
321. Dale Nancy has
a very sexual daughter.Copy !req
322. You know,
might be a lost cause.Copy !req
323. Might have to take an L
on this one.Copy !req
324. - Who do you think paid for
the Bible Heroes Wax Museum?Copy !req
325. - Dale Nancy.Copy !req
326. - And the new media one?
- Dale Nancy.Copy !req
327. - The Nancy family gives more
to this church than anyone,Copy !req
328. so stop making excuses.Copy !req
329. You know, all I ever hear
you say is how great you areCopy !req
330. with the youth ministry.Copy !req
331. You call yourself
the kid whisperer.Copy !req
332. - Teen whisperer.
- Whatever it is.Copy !req
333. Some folks think youth ministry
is a positionCopy !req
334. for immature,
unserious pastors.Copy !req
335. A lot of folks think that.Copy !req
336. I don't think that,
but a lot of folks do.Copy !req
337. - Who thinks that?
- A lot of people.Copy !req
338. Like he said,
a lot of people think that.Copy !req
339. - Kelvin, you're the baby
of the family.Copy !req
340. Now, maybe I'm guilty
of babying you too long.Copy !req
341. This is your chance
to prove yourself.Copy !req
342. Do not fuck this up, son.Copy !req
343. - Ow!Copy !req
344. - They process the money
in the accounting rooms.Copy !req
345. It only stays in the vault
overnight Sunday.Copy !req
346. Monday morning,
it's deposited in the bank.Copy !req
347. - Okay, so you got a big hunk
of cash sitting thereCopy !req
348. every Sunday.Copy !req
349. How much we talking at a time?Copy !req
350. - That part depends.Copy !req
351. Normal Sunday can be
upwards of a million.Copy !req
352. On holidays, like Easter,Copy !req
353. when you got everybodyCopy !req
354. who doesn't normally come
showing up,Copy !req
355. can be upwards
of $3 million.Copy !req
356. - Three.
Oh.Copy !req
357. I gotta tell you, man.Copy !req
358. I give it to your family,
running around on that stage,Copy !req
359. spouting Bible bullshit,
raking in all that money,Copy !req
360. not paying taxes.Copy !req
361. It's a fucking racket.Copy !req
362. - I mean, the obvious problem
we face isCopy !req
363. how to get it out of there.Copy !req
364. Between security,
cameras, passcodes...Copy !req
365. honestly, it's all kind of
over my head.Copy !req
366. - Well—well,
it's not over mine.Copy !req
367. I doubled Statham in 2003
for a heist movie.Copy !req
368. I did a ton of research
to get the character right.Copy !req
369. I had to slide under this
closing metal security door.Copy !req
370. - You built a character
to slide under a door?Copy !req
371. - Yeah, dude.
I go all in, man.Copy !req
372. It's my process.Copy !req
373. That's why I'm a pro,
and that's whyCopy !req
374. you fucking suck at stunts,
Gideon.Copy !req
375. - Whoa, hey, Scottie.
Chill out, man.Copy !req
376. - You're right.
I went dark.Copy !req
377. - Yeah.
- You brought good news.Copy !req
378. We should be celebrating.Copy !req
379. I'll let you buy me dinner.
I'll drive.Copy !req
380. - All right,
let's reset from the top.Copy !req
381. - Dot with the good stroke.
Whoo!Copy !req
382. - Who's that creepy man?Copy !req
383. - Some asshole from my church.Copy !req
384. - Dot!
Hey, what's up, girl?Copy !req
385. What are you doing here?Copy !req
386. Going to Satan-sweep
my sports bra?Copy !req
387. - Okay.Copy !req
388. I know our last hang
got off to a rocky start...Copy !req
389. - But I'm gonna
make it up to you, okay?Copy !req
390. Youth group meeting tonight.
No "presh," just come by.Copy !req
391. If you like it, great.Copy !req
392. If not,
you'll never see me again.Copy !req
393. - Tonight, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
394. Yeah, we got the Sky Zone
on lock.Copy !req
395. Gonna do some jumps,
some flips, talk about GodCopy !req
396. and His power in our life,
just get loose with it.Copy !req
397. - Sure.Copy !req
398. - Awesome.
Yeah.Copy !req
399. One more thing.Copy !req
400. What if we go
no boyfriend tonight?Copy !req
401. Just you.Copy !req
402. - What?
- You sparkle without him.Copy !req
403. Know that.Copy !req
404. Hey, Dot.
Nah.Copy !req
405. Oh!Copy !req
406. Oh, it actually came undone
right there.Copy !req
407. I was gonna try
to just jump over it.Copy !req
408. I might have busted your fence.Copy !req
409. I'll see you
at Sky Zone tonight, okay?Copy !req
410. Whoo!
It's gonna be fun, girl!Copy !req
411. - Time!
52 seconds.Copy !req
412. - I just did a three-gun
in 52 seconds.Copy !req
413. - Speed and precision.Copy !req
414. You gonna fuck around,
end up in the OlympicsCopy !req
415. if it be His will.Copy !req
416. - Baby, I was just thinking
about how fortunate we are.Copy !req
417. I mean, poor Mandy.
I feel so bad for her.Copy !req
418. Her life is falling apart.Copy !req
419. - Oh, man, can we please
the change the subject?Copy !req
420. I don't wanna be talking
about themCopy !req
421. and their damn drama.Copy !req
422. It's such a downer.Copy !req
423. - I just hope they work it out,
is all.Copy !req
424. - Eh, if they don't,
it ain't the end of the world.Copy !req
425. It ain't like
Chad's been happy.Copy !req
426. - What's Chad not happy about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
427. 'Cause his wife's a bitch,
I guess.Copy !req
428. - Maybe we should go pray
with them.Copy !req
429. I bet they could
use some Jesus.Copy !req
430. - I mean,
if you wanna get all involved.Copy !req
431. I mean, I don't really see
how it's our business.Copy !req
432. - But we could help, right?Copy !req
433. - If you want to.
Yeah, okay.Copy !req
434. - Thank you, baby.
- Okay.Copy !req
435. Harder, yeah.
Oh, that's good.Copy !req
436. Oh, there she is.
Okay.Copy !req
437. Good news.
Hey, Dot!Copy !req
438. Whoo-hoo!
Diz-ott in the house.Copy !req
439. Super pumped you didn't bring
that idiot boyfriend of yours.Copy !req
440. No offense.Copy !req
441. - There's a lot of people here.Copy !req
442. - Yes, the Sky Zone,
where all my peeps canCopy !req
443. just kind of kick it, you know?Copy !req
444. On a real tip.Copy !req
445. - Is it dangerous?
- Ha.Copy !req
446. Yeah, it is... dangerously fun.Copy !req
447. M'kay?
Trust me when I say this.Copy !req
448. It's gonna be lit.Copy !req
449. All right.
Everybody, back up!Copy !req
450. Back up!
Make room.Copy !req
451. - Clear out.
- Thank you.Copy !req
452. Devin, get off to the side.Copy !req
453. Just for your safety.
All right.Copy !req
454. These feats
of physical strength...Copy !req
455. - Wait till you see this.
It's gonna be amazing.Copy !req
456. - Are all to glorify God.Copy !req
457. Not ourselves, okay?
- Not Satan.Copy !req
458. - All glory be to He.
Can I get an amen?Copy !req
459. Amen!Copy !req
460. - Can I get an Amen?Copy !req
461. Amen!Copy !req
462. - Need a little energy.Copy !req
463. Who's gonna give it to me?Copy !req
464. My big man J-dog right there.
Hit me with that bass drum.Copy !req
465. The energy's pulsing
through me!Copy !req
466. Oh, I'm feeling it!Copy !req
467. Gideon.Copy !req
468. Little Lord Fauntleroy
getting shit-housedCopy !req
469. with Scottie the Hottie.Copy !req
470. I like this side of you, man.Copy !req
471. - I needed this, man.
I did.Copy !req
472. It's been tough, dude.Copy !req
473. Just being back home...Copy !req
474. - Tough situation, man.
But I get it, dude.Copy !req
475. Your dad's an asshole.Copy !req
476. - The night I made the tape,Copy !req
477. we're at this convention.Copy !req
478. Things were kind of tense
between us,Copy !req
479. so my mom made him
bring me alongCopy !req
480. to—to bond or some bullshit,
I guess.Copy !req
481. All his friends were there,Copy !req
482. and he didn't really want me
hanging around.Copy !req
483. - Dude was trying to fuck, dog.Copy !req
484. - Anyway, I just gave that
motherfucker what he wanted.Copy !req
485. I got my own room.Copy !req
486. Except on the way out,
I hid my phone,Copy !req
487. left it filming.Copy !req
488. Preaching God's word and then
doing something like that.Copy !req
489. Total fucking fraud.Copy !req
490. - Dude, we're gonna rob
that vault.Copy !req
491. We're gonna be over
in dope-ass Thailand.Copy !req
492. We're gonna learn
some fucking Muay Thai.Copy !req
493. And then I'm gonna pay
a fucking scientistCopy !req
494. to fix that driveCopy !req
495. so we can fuck your daddy
in the butt again.Copy !req
496. - I'm not sure scientists
fix hard drives.Copy !req
497. - Don't hate, man.Copy !req
498. I'm trying to be
good friends here.Copy !req
499. All that time bullshitting
back on those sets in Cali.Copy !req
500. You know the first time
I saw you,Copy !req
501. you were wearing a wig?Copy !req
502. I came up right behind you
like you were a little piece.Copy !req
503. Turns out, you weren't.
Turns out, you were a friend.Copy !req
504. And I get you.Copy !req
505. I know you way better
than your family does.Copy !req
506. Fuck your family, Gideon.Copy !req
507. Come on.
Say it.Copy !req
508. - Fuck 'em.Copy !req
509. - Fuck who?Copy !req
510. - Fuck my family.Copy !req
511. - That's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
512. - Fuck 'em.Copy !req
513. - Now, Mandy,
I know that you are upset.Copy !req
514. But if you just listen,Copy !req
515. you'll see that this is not
as nefarious as it seems.Copy !req
516. I would love to hear this.Copy !req
517. How the hell do you explain it?Copy !req
518. - We were just joking around.Copy !req
519. - About titties, divorcing me?Copy !req
520. Water squirt emoji means cum,
Chad.Copy !req
521. - Mandy, water squirt emoji
does mean cum.Copy !req
522. It was a reference
to ejaculating,Copy !req
523. but it was a joke.Copy !req
524. - Okay, well, let's
break down the joke, then.Copy !req
525. "ATL was dirty, dirty,
for sure-y."Copy !req
526. - "ATL" is a film starring T.I.Copy !req
527. Chad, the fellas, and I
were watching the film,Copy !req
528. and Chad was commenting onCopy !req
529. how large the breasts of someCopy !req
530. of the African-American
actresses were in the film.Copy !req
531. - Yeah,
a lot—a lot—they were huge.Copy !req
532. - But it was done in jest.Copy !req
533. Mandy, Chad loves you.Copy !req
534. - I don't buy it.Copy !req
535. - He's telling the truth, baby.Copy !req
536. "ATL," it's just a movie.Copy !req
537. - Then why have
I never heard of it?Copy !req
538. - Look it up.
- I got it right here.Copy !req
539. IMDB.Copy !req
540. "'ATL,' 2006, PG-13.
Comedy, crime, drama.Copy !req
541. "At Cascade,
the local roller skating rink,Copy !req
542. "four friends try to navigate
life after high schoolCopy !req
543. "as dramas unfold and resolve,Copy !req
544. forcing turning points
in all their lives."Copy !req
545. - Really good.Copy !req
546. - Our husbands
may not be perfect, Mandy,Copy !req
547. but they love us.Copy !req
548. And they took vows
in God's name.Copy !req
549. - We did.Copy !req
550. - Therefore,
what God has joined together,Copy !req
551. let no one separate.Copy !req
552. - That's beautiful right there.Copy !req
553. Now, it has been a long day.Copy !req
554. I think it'd be good
if we put this behind usCopy !req
555. and join hands in prayer.Copy !req
556. Come on, let's do it.
You can do it.Copy !req
557. Come on, pull 'em in here,
y'all.Copy !req
558. Dear Heavenly Father, we know
that marriage is not easy.Copy !req
559. We look to your strength
to carry on.Copy !req
560. I take guidance from Ephesians.Copy !req
561. A man should love his wife
like his own body.Copy !req
562. For he who loves his wife,
loves himself.Copy !req
563. Amen.Copy !req
564. - People can say what they want
about youth ministry,Copy !req
565. but I am on another level
right now.Copy !req
566. I'm unstoppable.Copy !req
567. My finger stays on
the pulse of the youths.Copy !req
568. - That's cool.Copy !req
569. Hold up.
Where's Dot?Copy !req
570. - Yo, Sebastian, you seen Dot?Copy !req
571. - Yeah, she took off.Copy !req
572. She said she was going
to a party at Club Sinister.Copy !req
573. - Club Sinister?
Where's that?Copy !req
574. - Mm-mm.Copy !req
575. - I know where it is.Copy !req
576. - We should probably split up.
They could be anywhere.Copy !req
577. - Okay, I'm gonna go left.
You go right.Copy !req
578. We'll meet in the middle, okay?Copy !req
579. - Okay.
- Be safe.Copy !req
580. Dot?
Dot Nancy.Copy !req
581. Dot!
Dot Nancy!Copy !req
582. - Dot?
Dot?Copy !req
583. - Hey, Keefe.Copy !req
584. - Keefe.Copy !req
585. - What's up, Keefe?Copy !req
586. - I'm—I'm not here
for pleasures.Copy !req
587. - Come sink in with us, bro.Copy !req
588. - Become the baby again, Keefe.Copy !req
589. - Yeah, turn into
the baby again.Copy !req
590. - Dot!
Dot Nancy.Copy !req
591. You ditched me so you could
hang with your boyfriend?Copy !req
592. You used me.Copy !req
593. - This motherfucker.Copy !req
594. - Would you butt out
of my life, Kelvin?Copy !req
595. - No, this is my one shot
to prove to my daddyCopy !req
596. that my place in the church
is important,Copy !req
597. and you ruined it.Copy !req
598. You used me as coverCopy !req
599. so you could sneak out
for what?Copy !req
600. For this bozo?Copy !req
601. Dot, you are
a spoiled little brat.Copy !req
602. - Hey, don't talk to
my girl like that.Copy !req
603. - I got the power of God in me,
son.Copy !req
604. And I will fuck you up!Copy !req
605. - Cops!Copy !req
606. - Oh, shit!
I have molly on me.Copy !req
607. Move!Copy !req
608. - The fuck?
Austin!Copy !req
609. - Move!Copy !req
610. - Dot!Copy !req
611. - Go to the left.Copy !req
612. - Dot!Copy !req
613. Hey, I got you.Copy !req
614. - This is the police!Copy !req
615. - This way.Copy !req
616. - Where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
617. Come here!Copy !req
618. - Put your hands
behind your back, boys.Copy !req
619. - Put your hands in the air!Copy !req
620. - Shit.Copy !req
621. - Hey!
This way.Copy !req
622. Got it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
623. - All right.Copy !req
624. - How'd you know
that was down there?Copy !req
625. - When I was a teen boy,Copy !req
626. I danced nude in one
of the cages near the DJ.Copy !req
627. A dark chapter
I've put behind me.Copy !req
628. - Crazy how tonight turned
into a pretty incredibleCopy !req
629. object lesson for you, Dot.Copy !req
630. I'd like to speak on it
further,Copy !req
631. but I do feel
we should bounce.Copy !req
632. - Yeah.
- Let's go.Copy !req
633. - Hey, man.Copy !req
634. We was thinking about
heading over to the docksCopy !req
635. and blasting off.Copy !req
636. - I can't.Copy !req
637. I follow that man now.Copy !req
638. He's the light.Copy !req
639. God put him on a path,Copy !req
640. and I'm gonna follow him
on that path.Copy !req
641. I wanna see where
this road leadsCopy !req
642. for that incredible being.Copy !req
643. - Hey, bud,
I gotta drop a deuce,Copy !req
644. and we still need
to take Dot home.Copy !req
645. - Oh, enjoy it, brother.Copy !req
646. - That is the last
of our Cali weed.Copy !req
647. It's fucking Gorilla Glue, bro.Copy !req
648. - Yeah, that's the glue.
That part's good.Copy !req
649. - I can't believe
he fucking left me.Copy !req
650. - Well, people tend to show
their true colorsCopy !req
651. in moments of panic.Copy !req
652. - Thanks.Copy !req
653. I was wrong about you.Copy !req
654. Bye, Keefe.Copy !req
655. - Nighty-night.Copy !req
656. - Hey, what time's youth group
Wednesday night?Copy !req
657. - 6:00 p.m. sharp.Copy !req
658. Am I gonna see you there?Copy !req
659. - You just might.Copy !req
660. - Congrats, Kelvin.Copy !req
661. Looks like
Dot Nancy's coming back.Copy !req
662. An impressive feather
in your cap.Copy !req
663. - You're an impressive feather
in my cap, Keefe.Copy !req
664. My ultimate success story.Copy !req
665. Let's ride.Copy !req
666. - I mean, it cannot be easy
being marriedCopy !req
667. to somebody like Mandy.Copy !req
668. She's so judgmental.Copy !req
669. - Well, she's definitely not
a cool wife like you,Copy !req
670. that's for damn sure.Copy !req
671. I mean, we saved
a marriage tonight, you and I.Copy !req
672. That's pretty sweet, huh?Copy !req
673. We make a pretty good team.Copy !req
674. - Baby, I wanna thank youCopy !req
675. for always being so honest
with me.Copy !req
676. You know that means the world
to me.Copy !req
677. - Yeah, well, it's—you know,
it's the only wayCopy !req
678. I know how to be.Copy !req
679. Hold up.Copy !req
680. - Oh!Copy !req
681. You know them?Copy !req
682. - No.
Yes, I—maybe.Copy !req
683. I think they're these guys
that I did car pranks with.Copy !req
684. Just—shh.
Be quiet for a second.Copy !req
685. - Do you think gorillas
smoke weed?Copy !req
686. Imagine.
Think about it.Copy !req
687. You're fucking naked,
and you're running aroundCopy !req
688. in the jungle and shit.Copy !req
689. Fucking ripping your J.Copy !req
690. Like, all these fucking chicks
are running around,Copy !req
691. and they got
their pink buttholes.Copy !req
692. And I can, like,
grab 'em and stuff,Copy !req
693. 'cause I'm silverback.Copy !req
694. - Maybe just slow
down a little bit, baby.Copy !req
695. - I'm pretty sure
silverbacks makeCopy !req
696. all the gorillas
in their group,Copy !req
697. 'cause they're just
always fucking each other.Copy !req
698. Dude, Jesus.
Fuck, man.Copy !req
699. This guy's on my fucking ass.Copy !req
700. Fucking move it or lose it,
bro.Copy !req
701. - It's my parents.
- What?Copy !req
702. Oh, dude, that was the end
of the Cali weed!Copy !req
703. - It's my fucking parents,
dude.Copy !req
704. - Fuck!
All right, buckle up, bitch.Copy !req
705. - Baby, you are real close
to that car.Copy !req
706. - We can't get fucking seen,
Scottie.Copy !req
707. We can't get seen, dude.Copy !req
708. - Can you dance?
I fucking dance.Copy !req
709. Come on, Dad.
Here we go.Copy !req
710. - Are you following them?Copy !req
711. Just be quiet.Copy !req
712. I'm just trying to do
my own thing here.Copy !req
713. - Ah, come on!Copy !req
714. - Scottie, you gotta drive,
dude.Copy !req
715. - Baby, be careful.
Please be careful, baby.Copy !req
716. We're so close.Copy !req
717. - I'm driving perfectly safe.
- Okay.Copy !req
718. - Okay.Copy !req
719. - Oh, baby.
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
720. - Hold onto your dick.Copy !req
721. Fuck!
This guy can drive, man.Copy !req
722. - I got you,
you sons of bitches.Copy !req
723. I got you, motherfuckers.Copy !req
724. - Motherfucker wants to play?Copy !req
725. Sudden, instant turn, bitch.Copy !req
726. - Oh, my Lord.Copy !req
727. - Just chill here for a second.Copy !req
728. Hey!
Hey!Copy !req
729. - Baby.
Baby.Copy !req
730. What in the good Lord
is going on?Copy !req
731. - Nothing.Copy !req
732. Them just some fellas
I play car pranks with.Copy !req
733. Some men find creationCopy !req
734. in destruction,Copy !req
735. others just want to watch
the world burn.Copy !req
736. Oh, it is so beautiful.Copy !req
737. Now we're building
an empire together, here.Copy !req
738. We have already been so blessed.Copy !req
739. And there's much more blessings
to come.Copy !req
740. Judy! Stop stabbing my legs.Copy !req
741. Jesse, y'all keep your knives
on the table.Copy !req
742. - I'm pregnant.
- Say what?Copy !req
743. Eli Gemstone!Copy !req
744. I really don't want to have
another sibling.Copy !req
745. - Have you been drinking?
- Don't interrupt me.Copy !req
746. Everybody wants to see
Aimee-LeighCopy !req
747. and Baby Billy come back
for one more tour.Copy !req
748. My wife's not going out on tour
while she's with child.Copy !req
749. Well,
ain't this a son of a bitch.Copy !req
750. I mean... the situation,Copy !req
751. not the baby
that's in your uterus.Copy !req