1. Our son is back in our lives.Copy !req
2. - Isn't that the only thing that matters?
- Well, he brought shame to us.Copy !req
3. And continues to bring shame to us,Copy !req
4. but yeah, sure,
let's throw him a dinner.Copy !req
5. Must be nice living in
the lap of luxury again.Copy !req
6. The deeper I get,
the more I'll have access to.Copy !req
7. I'm being blackmailed!Copy !req
8. What we need to do here is
figure out who these idiots are.Copy !req
9. I was thinking,
I would like to work with Martin.Copy !req
10. See the ins and outs
of running this place.Copy !req
11. All across America,
capitalism's crumbling.Copy !req
12. That's when we step up.Copy !req
13. And what did this church use to be?Copy !req
14. A Sears, I believe.Copy !req
15. Locust Grove's gonna be
nothing but trouble for you.Copy !req
16. These men are here on
behalf of Johnny Seasons.Copy !req
17. We're gonna send them
back to Johnny Seasons.Copy !req
18. I need someone I can
trust to run that church.Copy !req
19. Okay, Eli.Copy !req
20. Hey! Keefe!Copy !req
21. Keefe!Copy !req
22. God damn, man.
It's been a while.Copy !req
23. Fucking hail Satan, bro.Copy !req
24. Yeah, right on, Daedalus.Copy !req
25. I heard you went full-on Jesus freak,Copy !req
26. started messing around with
those Gemstone weirdos.Copy !req
27. No, probab... probably not me.Copy !req
28. I mean... I mean, definitely not me.Copy !req
29. I've gotten really into home brewing.Copy !req
30. I got a home brewing kit,Copy !req
31. and it's, uh...
It's pretty time-consuming.Copy !req
32. So...Copy !req
33. Cool story, Keefe.Copy !req
34. Hey, Cryptocore has been
working on some new tracks.Copy !req
35. We was just about to blast off.Copy !req
36. - You want a taste?
- No, I'm good.Copy !req
37. But congratulations, Cryptocore.
That sounds cool.Copy !req
38. Party at Club Sinister Friday night.Copy !req
39. All the old heads will be there.
You should go.Copy !req
40. Like I said, I'm pretty... pretty busy
with barley and hops and stuff.Copy !req
41. So y'all have a fun and safe time,
and ya'll t... ta-ta.Copy !req
42. God damn, Keefe's a fucking nerd now.Copy !req
43. As you can see, this is money sentCopy !req
44. from around the world through
our television ministries.Copy !req
45. Gotta separate the money
from the prayer requests.Copy !req
46. Anything important or
a donation over $10,000Copy !req
47. goes straight up to Daddy.Copy !req
48. Every prayer request is
prayed for personallyCopy !req
49. by one of our team members.Copy !req
50. Then requests are shredded
for security and liability reasons.Copy !req
51. All the money comes here,
where it is sorted, counted,Copy !req
52. placed in carts,
then moved to the vault.Copy !req
53. Ah, the Lord's bounty.Copy !req
54. Hmm, you know, Gay, I didn't...
I didn't grow up here, no.Copy !req
55. I grew up in a rural part of the state.Copy !req
56. Hang on, hang on. Look.
Can we not use code words?Copy !req
57. What she's trying to say is
that she is a poverty person.Copy !req
58. - Poverty person?
- That's what rural means, poverty person.Copy !req
59. So she comes from dirt mud.
Who cares, Judy?Copy !req
60. I grew up in a hardworking
middle class family.Copy !req
61. We weren't rich,
but we also weren't poor.Copy !req
62. And we also don't really care.Copy !req
63. That's kind of a boring,
lame origin story.Copy !req
64. Dale, are you all opening up a new
Nancy's Chicken down on 17th?Copy !req
65. I think so.Copy !req
66. I mean, we got so damn many of 'em,
it's hard to keep track.Copy !req
67. Oh, honey.Copy !req
68. But I want you to know my sons
grew up eating Fancy Nancy.Copy !req
69. - Oh, they did? Yeah?
- Your girl did too.Copy !req
70. I'm all about them nuggets, though.Copy !req
71. - That's my deal, the nuggets.
- I like them sauces.Copy !req
72. Yeah.Copy !req
73. But we appreciate all of it.
We really do.Copy !req
74. Dale, I gotta...
I'm sorry I'm having to shout.Copy !req
75. I'm so far away from ya.Copy !req
76. I tell you what,
you are an impressive man, Dale.Copy !req
77. You got yourself a hot wife...Copy !req
78. I like you.Copy !req
79. I got to tell you. You and me,Copy !req
80. we got to collaborate on something.Copy !req
81. I got all kinds of big
ideas, chicken ideas.Copy !req
82. Baby Billy has wonderful ideas.Copy !req
83. I do. I have good... yes, good ideas.Copy !req
84. We're already talking to Dale
about potential opportunities.Copy !req
85. Well, good. Cut me in.
Let's all get together, partner up.Copy !req
86. They like keeping all your
rich Christian friendsCopy !req
87. down at that end of the table.Copy !req
88. I mean, that's...
I don't know who did the seating chart.Copy !req
89. - But that's all right.
- Everything okay?Copy !req
90. Yes, yes. It's Dot.Copy !req
91. It's our daughter.Copy !req
92. She's been cussing us out,
because she's groundedCopy !req
93. from using the helicopter, and...Copy !req
94. She's got herself this boyfriend
that is nothing but trouble.Copy !req
95. - Yep.
- He's sending her down a bad path.Copy !req
96. - I hate hearing that.
- Mm.Copy !req
97. You know, Kelvin here
specializes in youth ministry.Copy !req
98. - Is that a fact?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
99. I like to connect with the youths.Copy !req
100. You know, get on their level with...Copy !req
101. With sports, activities...
we go laser tagging.Copy !req
102. Mr. Kelvin, is there any way
you could sit down with our Dot?Copy !req
103. Well, if he won't do it now,
me and my wife Tiffany,Copy !req
104. we'd be more than happy to lend a hand.Copy !req
105. She's got all kinds
of counseling skills.Copy !req
106. Well, actually, Daddy, I could do it.Copy !req
107. I mean, I deal with jerk kids
in my house every single day.Copy !req
108. Okay, ha-ha. I can do it, Daddy.Copy !req
109. I'll sit down with her,
bad girl to bad girl.Copy !req
110. No, Kelvin's got this.Copy !req
111. It would be an honor to deliver
your daughter to Christ.Copy !req
112. It's your time, my boy.Copy !req
113. We do appreciate that, Mr. Kelvin.Copy !req
114. It's no big whoop.Copy !req
115. You look dumb with them glasses on.Copy !req
116. - Why you even wearing 'em?
- It's fashion.Copy !req
117. Well, what, is it fashionable
to look like Jeffrey Dahmer?Copy !req
118. I just... I have a question for Amber.Copy !req
119. This is important.
I was just wondering if you...Copy !req
120. There's something I'd like to share.Copy !req
121. Recently, I broke into
my husband's e-mail,Copy !req
122. and I found some messages that...Copy !req
123. well, I'm not really
sure how to process it.Copy !req
124. The first one was sent last MarchCopy !req
125. from Chad to Jesse Gemstone.Copy !req
126. "ATL was dirty, dirty, for sure-y.Copy !req
127. "Still can't believe those titties.Copy !req
128. Fuck me, I should divorce my wife."Copy !req
129. - Next e-mail from Jesse to Chad.
- Mandy.Copy !req
130. I think what your husband and my husbandCopy !req
131. e-mail each other about
is none of our business.Copy !req
132. Next e-mail from Jesse to Chad.Copy !req
133. "You're wild AF.
You should get tested, bro.Copy !req
134. "Water squirt emoji,
water squirt emoji, water squirt emoji."Copy !req
135. I mean, that could mean anything, right?Copy !req
136. Next one, from Chad to Jesse,
Levi, Gregory, and Matthew.Copy !req
137. "Who do I owe for the prostitutes?Copy !req
138. "Is that the politically correct term?Copy !req
139. "Or is it hoes or whores?Copy !req
140. "Hit me up. I'm good for it.Copy !req
141. Titties."Copy !req
142. Amber, do not bury
your head in the sand.Copy !req
143. You know this isn't right.Copy !req
144. You know what isn't right is
going behind your husband's back.Copy !req
145. I refuse to engage in
this sort of conjecture.Copy !req
146. If you have questions,
you should talk to Chad, not us.Copy !req
147. I did talk to Chad.Copy !req
148. And what did he say?Copy !req
149. That he was hacked,
that he didn't write any of it.Copy !req
150. Well, there you go.Copy !req
151. What do you mean, there I go? Hacked?Copy !req
152. Who the fuck is hacking my husband,
North Korea?Copy !req
153. Who gives a shit about my husband?
Nobody, that's who!Copy !req
154. Fucking bastard!Copy !req
155. They're fucking up to something.Copy !req
156. My life is ruined.Copy !req
157. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
158. - Mandy had us over today.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
159. Yeah. We get there, and
she pulls out these documentsCopy !req
160. that she claims are e-mails
between you and ChadCopy !req
161. and some of your buddies.Copy !req
162. Say what? Where'd she get those?Copy !req
163. She broke into Chad's Yahoo.Copy !req
164. - Good Lord, that is wicked.
- I don't even know if they were real.Copy !req
165. Some of the ladies thought
they may have been hacks.Copy !req
166. You know what, I bet they were.Copy !req
167. Joke e-mails.Copy !req
168. I mean, I can't think of a
specific joke e-mail chainCopy !req
169. we had going on,
but I bet that's what it was.Copy !req
170. What did these joke or hack e-mails say?Copy !req
171. Stuff about prostitutes and...Copy !req
172. ATL, whatever that is.Copy !req
173. It sounded like Chad may have contracted
some sort of disease or something.Copy !req
174. Oh, come on, now. That's crazy.Copy !req
175. She needs to go get checked
out if she's running aroundCopy !req
176. telling lies like that.Copy !req
177. You know, if I can be honest,
that kinda ticks me off.Copy !req
178. Oh, you can be honest,
baby, but don't get mad.Copy !req
179. It's not worth it.Copy !req
180. Well, I'm having a hard time
not getting mad.Copy !req
181. The way she's acting,Copy !req
182. stirring pots and telling
stories and fables.Copy !req
183. - That makes me so furious.
- I didn't believe it, baby.Copy !req
184. Not for a minute.Copy !req
185. Well, good. I'm glad you didn't.Copy !req
186. God damn it, that makes me madCopy !req
187. when people are
busybodies, telling lies.Copy !req
188. So Dot did not come home last night.Copy !req
189. Wish I could tell you where she was,
but she won't say.Copy !req
190. Oh, you know where I was, Dale.Copy !req
191. Look, y'all need to get on
board with me and AustinCopy !req
192. or keep your damn mouth shut.Copy !req
193. - This is what we got going on.
- Mm-mm-mm.Copy !req
194. You know, I wish I could say
I'm surprised, but I'm not.Copy !req
195. And that is exactly why we are here.Copy !req
196. We're gonna be performing
what people in our field call a sweep.Copy !req
197. I will extract any and
all demonic influencesCopy !req
198. your daughter may knowingly or,
more than likely,Copy !req
199. unknowingly have in her possession.Copy !req
200. - She doesn't know.
- She might not even know.Copy !req
201. - Wait, what the fuck?
- Oh, there it is.Copy !req
202. Which way is her room?Copy !req
203. - Absolutely not.
- Stop!Copy !req
204. - Will you...
- Honey...Copy !req
205. Stop. Oh, my God.Copy !req
206. - Let them do their job.
- Will you stop?Copy !req
207. I think this is an ashtray, so no.Copy !req
208. - Keefe, no.
- Oh.Copy !req
209. - That was close.
- Yeah, it was.Copy !req
210. Okay, that's a fucking fidget spinner.Copy !req
211. - That is my stuff!
- This stuff?Copy !req
212. This stuff isn't what you think it is.Copy !req
213. These are instruments Satan uses
to infect a child's soul.Copy !req
214. Trust me. I've seen it before.Copy !req
215. I'm sorry, but we're more than likely
gonna have to burn it.Copy !req
216. If you guys want any more guidance
as to what to look for in the future,Copy !req
217. we actually do sell a collection
of books through the church...Copy !req
218. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I found something.Copy !req
219. What is it? Oh, Lord.Copy !req
220. It's a prophylactic.Copy !req
221. Used, I'm sorry to report.Copy !req
222. Oh, honey.Copy !req
223. I am not sitting around for this.Copy !req
224. Dispose of that, Keefe.Copy !req
225. Pick it up, put it in the trash.Copy !req
226. Oop. It's slippery.Copy !req
227. Okay, just quit touching it.Copy !req
228. Keefe, don't wipe it on your pants.Copy !req
229. Oh. Oh, God.Copy !req
230. This is going well.Copy !req
231. - Thank you.
- Doing God's work here.Copy !req
232. Sorry about that business
back there with that rubber.Copy !req
233. I froze up.Copy !req
234. Yeah, just keep it out
of the parents' sight.Copy !req
235. I'm sure it's painful for them to see.Copy !req
236. And if there is a semen load,
which I'm pretty sure there was...Copy !req
237. There... there definitely was.Copy !req
238. - Seemed like it was.
- Yeah.Copy !req
239. I wouldn't even touch it, okay?Copy !req
240. Got it.Copy !req
241. Hey, it's all right. Doing good.Copy !req
242. You didn't wash your hands, did you?Copy !req
243. - No, I did not.
- Okay.Copy !req
244. - Sorry.
- It's all right.Copy !req
245. Oh, that's gotta be the boyfriend.Copy !req
246. I bet you money that
that was his semen load.Copy !req
247. I wanna snip him right
out of this situation.Copy !req
248. Then we'll make some progress.Copy !req
249. Oh... oh, wow.Copy !req
250. Real talk.Copy !req
251. You go through my girl's
panty drawer again,Copy !req
252. and I'll whoop your ass, son.Copy !req
253. Son? How old are you?Copy !req
254. How old are you, bitch, 40?Copy !req
255. No. Not even... no, I'm 29.Copy !req
256. 40-year-old virgin.Copy !req
257. So what? I made a celibacy promise.Copy !req
258. - Big whoop.
- Fuck this.Copy !req
259. Careless, Chad.Copy !req
260. What don't you understand about
"delete the paper trail"?Copy !req
261. Levi deleted his e-mails.
Gregory deleted his e-mails.Copy !req
262. Matthew deleted his e-mails.Copy !req
263. I deleted my fucking e-mails
so I wouldn't have my wifeCopy !req
264. asking me questions about it, Chad.Copy !req
265. Jesse, don't yell at me, okay?
I'm getting it from Mandy at home.Copy !req
266. - At what? A... who?
- At home.Copy !req
267. As you should be getting it from her.Copy !req
268. Hell, I got shot to stop
her from finding out.Copy !req
269. She found out anyways.
So I guess you can't hide from the truth.Copy !req
270. That's not the lesson
to be learned from here.Copy !req
271. Log out of your fucking computer
accounts when you're done.Copy !req
272. That's the lesson to be learned.Copy !req
273. Well, I think, for me, the lesson's
more about telling the truth.Copy !req
274. Okay, well, you can say that,
but that's not the real lesson.Copy !req
275. - Jesse, just let him have it.
- No.Copy !req
276. I'm not gonna let him have it,
because he's wrong.Copy !req
277. You're wrong, Chad.
Go... say something else, Chad.Copy !req
278. Why don't you write it in
a fucking e-mail, Chad?Copy !req
279. "My feelings are hurt,"
dot, send it to somebodyCopy !req
280. so my fucking wife can find
it and fucking read it!Copy !req
281. I'm letting you know Dale Nancy
has a very sexual daughter.Copy !req
282. You know, might be a lost cause.
Might have to take an I on this one.Copy !req
283. Who do you think paid for
the Bible Heroes Wax Museum?Copy !req
284. Dale Nancy.Copy !req
285. - And the new media one?
- Dale Nancy.Copy !req
286. The Nancy family gives more
to this church than anyone,Copy !req
287. so stop making excuses.Copy !req
288. You know, all I ever hear
you say is how great you areCopy !req
289. with the youth ministry.Copy !req
290. You call yourself the kid whisperer.Copy !req
291. - Teen whisperer.
- Whatever it is.Copy !req
292. Some folks think youth
ministry is a positionCopy !req
293. for immature, unserious pastors.
A lot of folks think that.Copy !req
294. I don't think that,
but a lot of folks do.Copy !req
295. - Who thinks that?
- A lot of people. Like he said,Copy !req
296. a lot of people think that.Copy !req
297. Kelvin, you're the baby of the family.Copy !req
298. Now, maybe I'm guilty
of babying you too long.Copy !req
299. This is your chance to prove yourself.Copy !req
300. Do not fuck this up, son.Copy !req
301. They process the money
in the accounting rooms.Copy !req
302. It only stays in the
vault overnight Sunday.Copy !req
303. Monday morning,
it's deposited in the bank.Copy !req
304. Okay, so you got a big bunk of cash
sitting there every Sunday.Copy !req
305. How much we talking at a time?Copy !req
306. That part depends.Copy !req
307. Normal Sunday can be
upwards of a million.Copy !req
308. On holidays, like Easter,
when you got everybodyCopy !req
309. who doesn't normally come showing up,Copy !req
310. can be upwards of $3 million.Copy !req
311. Three. Oh.Copy !req
312. I gotta tell you, man.Copy !req
313. I give it to your family,
running around on that stage,Copy !req
314. spouting Bible bullshit,
raking in all that money,Copy !req
315. not paying taxes.Copy !req
316. It's a fucking racket.Copy !req
317. I mean, the obvious problem
we face is how to get it out of there.Copy !req
318. Between security, cameras, passcodes...
honestly, it's all kind of over my head.Copy !req
319. Well... well, it's not over mine.Copy !req
320. I doubled Statham in
2003 for a heist movie.Copy !req
321. I did a ton of research to
get the character right.Copy !req
322. I had to slide under this
closing metal security door.Copy !req
323. You built a character
to slide under a door?Copy !req
324. Yeah, dude. I go all in, man.
It's my process.Copy !req
325. That's why I'm a pro, and that's why
you fucking suck at stunts, Gideon.Copy !req
326. Whoa, hey, Scottie. Chill out, man.Copy !req
327. You're right. I went dark.Copy !req
328. - Yeah.
- You brought good news.Copy !req
329. We should be celebrating.Copy !req
330. I'll let you buy me dinner. I'll drive.Copy !req
331. All right, let's reset from the top.Copy !req
332. Dot with the good stroke. Whoo!Copy !req
333. Who's that creepy man?Copy !req
334. Some asshole from my church.Copy !req
335. Dot! Hey, what's up, girl?Copy !req
336. What are you doing here?Copy !req
337. Going to Satan-sweep my sports bra?Copy !req
338. Okay.Copy !req
339. I know our last hang got
off to a rocky start...Copy !req
340. But I'm gonna make it up to you, okay?Copy !req
341. Youth group meeting tonight.
No "presh," just come by.Copy !req
342. If you like it, great.
If not, you'll never see me again.Copy !req
343. - Tonight, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
344. Yeah, we got the Sky Zone on lock.Copy !req
345. Gonna do some jumps,
some flips, talk about GodCopy !req
346. and His power in our life,
just get loose with it.Copy !req
347. Sure.Copy !req
348. Awesome. Yeah.
One more thing.Copy !req
349. What if we go no boyfriend tonight?
Just you.Copy !req
350. - What?
- You sparkle without him.Copy !req
351. Know that.Copy !req
352. Hey, Dot. Nah.Copy !req
353. Oh!Copy !req
354. Oh, it actually came undone right there.Copy !req
355. I was gonna try to just jump over it.Copy !req
356. I might have busted your fence.Copy !req
357. I'll see you at Sky Zone tonight, okay?Copy !req
358. Whoo! It's gonna be fun, girl!Copy !req
359. Time! 52 seconds.Copy !req
360. I just did a three-gun in 52 seconds.Copy !req
361. Speed and precision.Copy !req
362. You gonna fuck around, end up in
the Olympics if it be His will.Copy !req
363. Baby, I was just thinking
about how fortunate we are.Copy !req
364. I mean, poor Mandy.
I feel so bad for her.Copy !req
365. Her life is falling apart.Copy !req
366. Oh, man, can we
please the change the subject?Copy !req
367. I don't wanna be talking about them
and their damn drama.Copy !req
368. - It's such a downer.
- I just hope they work it out, is all.Copy !req
369. Eh, if they don't,
it ain't the end of the world.Copy !req
370. It ain't like Chad's been happy.Copy !req
371. - What's Chad not happy about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
372. 'Cause his wife's a bitch, I guess.Copy !req
373. Maybe we should go pray with them.Copy !req
374. I bet they could use some Jesus.Copy !req
375. I mean, if you wanna get all involved.Copy !req
376. I mean, I don't really
see how it's our business.Copy !req
377. But we could help, right?Copy !req
378. If you want to. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
379. - Thank you, baby.
- Okay.Copy !req
380. Oh, harder.Copy !req
381. Harder, yeah. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
382. Oh, there she is. Okay.Copy !req
383. Good news. Hey, Dot!Copy !req
384. Whoo-hoo! Diz-ott in the house.Copy !req
385. Super pumped you didn't bring
that idiot boyfriend of yours.Copy !req
386. No offense.Copy !req
387. There's a lot of people here.Copy !req
388. Yes, the Sky Zone,
where all my peeps canCopy !req
389. just kind of kick it, you know?
On a real tip.Copy !req
390. - Is it dangerous?
- Ha.Copy !req
391. Yeah, it is... dangerously fun.Copy !req
392. M'kay? Trust me when I say this.Copy !req
393. It's gonna be lit.Copy !req
394. All right. Everybody, back up!
Back up! Make room.Copy !req
395. Thank you. Devin, get off to the side.Copy !req
396. Just for your safety. All right.Copy !req
397. - These feats of physical strength...
- Wait till you see this.Copy !req
398. - It's gonna be amazing.
- Are all to glorify God.Copy !req
399. - Not ourselves, okay?
- Not Satan.Copy !req
400. All glory be to He. Can I get an amen?Copy !req
401. - Amen!
- Can I get an Amen?Copy !req
402. Amen!Copy !req
403. Need a little energy.Copy !req
404. Who's gonna give it to me?Copy !req
405. My big man J-dog right there.
Hit me with that bass drum.Copy !req
406. The energy's pulsing through me!Copy !req
407. Oh, I'm feeling it!Copy !req
408. Gideon.Copy !req
409. Little Lord Fauntleroy
getting shit-housedCopy !req
410. with Scottie the Hottie.
I like this side of you, man.Copy !req
411. I needed this, man. I did.Copy !req
412. It's been tough, dude.
Just being back home...Copy !req
413. Tough situation, man.
But I get it, dude.Copy !req
414. Your dad's an asshole.Copy !req
415. The night I made the tape,Copy !req
416. we're at this convention.Copy !req
417. Things were kind of tense between us,Copy !req
418. so my mom made him bring me alongCopy !req
419. to... to bond or some bullshit, I guess.Copy !req
420. All his friends were there, and...Copy !req
421. he didn't really want me hanging around.Copy !req
422. Dude was trying to fuck, dog.Copy !req
423. Anyway, I just gave that
motherfucker what he wanted.Copy !req
424. I got my own room.Copy !req
425. Except on the way out, I hid my phone,Copy !req
426. left it filming.Copy !req
427. Preaching God's word and then
doing something like that.Copy !req
428. Total fucking fraud.Copy !req
429. Dude, we're gonna rob that vault.Copy !req
430. We're gonna be over
in dope-ass Thailand.Copy !req
431. We're gonna learn some
fucking Muay Thai.Copy !req
432. And then I'm gonna pay a fucking
scientist to fix that driveCopy !req
433. so we can fuck your
daddy in the butt again.Copy !req
434. I'm not sure scientists fix hard drives.Copy !req
435. Don't hate, man.
I'm trying to be good friends here.Copy !req
436. All that time bullshitting
back on those sets in Cali.Copy !req
437. You know the first time I saw you,
you were wearing a wig?Copy !req
438. I came up right behind you
like you were a little piece.Copy !req
439. Turns out, you weren't.
Turns out, you were a friend.Copy !req
440. And I get you.Copy !req
441. I know you way better
than your family does.Copy !req
442. Fuck your family, Gideon.Copy !req
443. Come on. Say it.Copy !req
444. Fuck 'em.Copy !req
445. Fuck who?Copy !req
446. Fuck my family.Copy !req
447. - That's what I'm talking about.
- Fuck 'em.Copy !req
448. Now, Mandy, I know that you are upset.Copy !req
449. But if you just listen,Copy !req
450. you'll see that this is not
as nefarious as it seems.Copy !req
451. I would love to hear this.Copy !req
452. How the hell do you explain it?Copy !req
453. We were just joking around.Copy !req
454. About titties, divorcing me?Copy !req
455. Water squirt emoji means cum, Chad.Copy !req
456. Mandy, water squirt emoji does mean cum.Copy !req
457. It was a reference to ejaculating,Copy !req
458. but it was a joke.Copy !req
459. Okay, well,
let's break down the joke, then.Copy !req
460. "ATL was dirty, dirty, for sure-y."Copy !req
461. "ATL" is a film starring T.I.Copy !req
462. Chad, the fellas,
and I were watching the film,Copy !req
463. and Chad was commenting on...
how large the breasts of someCopy !req
464. of the African-American
actresses were in the film.Copy !req
465. Yeah, a lot... a lot... they were huge.Copy !req
466. But it was done in jest.Copy !req
467. Mandy, Chad loves you.Copy !req
468. I don't buy it.Copy !req
469. He's telling the truth, baby.Copy !req
470. "ATL," it's just a movie.Copy !req
471. Then why have I never heard of it?Copy !req
472. - Look it up.
- I got it right here.Copy !req
473. IMDB.Copy !req
474. "'ATL, ' 2006, PG-13.
Comedy, crime, drama.Copy !req
475. "At Cascade,
the local roller skating rink,Copy !req
476. "four friends try to navigate
life after high schoolCopy !req
477. "as dramas unfold and resolve,Copy !req
478. forcing turning points
in all their lives."Copy !req
479. Really good.Copy !req
480. Our husbands may not be perfect, Mandy,
but they love us.Copy !req
481. And they took vows in God's name.Copy !req
482. We did.Copy !req
483. Therefore, what God has joined together,Copy !req
484. let no one separate.Copy !req
485. That's beautiful right there.Copy !req
486. Now, it has been a long day.Copy !req
487. I think it'd be good if
we put this behind usCopy !req
488. and join hands in prayer.Copy !req
489. Come on, let's do it. You can do it.Copy !req
490. Come on, pull 'em in here, y'all.Copy !req
491. Dear Heavenly Father,
we know that marriage is not easy.Copy !req
492. We look to your strength to carry on.Copy !req
493. I take guidance from Ephesians.Copy !req
494. A man should love his
wife like his own body.Copy !req
495. For he who loves his
wife, loves himself.Copy !req
496. Amen.Copy !req
497. People can say what they
want about youth ministry,Copy !req
498. but I am on another level right now.
I'm unstoppable.Copy !req
499. My finger stays on the
pulse of the youths.Copy !req
500. That's cool.Copy !req
501. Hold up. Where's Dot?Copy !req
502. Yo, Sebastian, you seen Dot?Copy !req
503. Yeah, she took off.Copy !req
504. She said she was going to
a party at Club Sinister.Copy !req
505. Club Sinister? Where's that?Copy !req
506. Mm-mm.Copy !req
507. I know where it is.Copy !req
508. We should probably split up.
They could be anywhere.Copy !req
509. Okay, I'm gonna go left. You go right.
We'll meet in the middle, okay?Copy !req
510. - Okay.
- Be safe.Copy !req
511. Dot? Dot Nancy.Copy !req
512. Dot! Dot Nancy!Copy !req
513. Dot? Dot?Copy !req
514. Hey, Keefe.Copy !req
515. Keefe.Copy !req
516. What's up, Keefe?Copy !req
517. I'm... I'm not here for pleasures.Copy !req
518. Come sink in with us, bro.Copy !req
519. Become the baby again, Keefe.Copy !req
520. Yeah, turn into the baby again.Copy !req
521. Dot! Dot Nancy.Copy !req
522. You ditched me so you could
hang with your boyfriend?Copy !req
523. - You used me.
- This motherfucker.Copy !req
524. Would you butt out of my life, Kelvin?Copy !req
525. No, this is my one shot
to prove to my daddyCopy !req
526. that my place in the
church is important,Copy !req
527. and you ruined it.
You used me as coverCopy !req
528. so you could sneak out for what?
For this bozo?Copy !req
529. Dot, you are a spoiled little brat.Copy !req
530. Hey, don't talk to my girl like that.Copy !req
531. I got the power of God in me, son.Copy !req
532. And I will fuck you up!Copy !req
533. Cops!Copy !req
534. Oh, shit! I have molly on me. Move!Copy !req
535. The fuck? Austin!Copy !req
536. Move!Copy !req
537. Dot!Copy !req
538. Go to the left.Copy !req
539. Dot!Copy !req
540. Hey, I got you.Copy !req
541. This is the police!Copy !req
542. This way.Copy !req
543. Where do you think you're going?
Come here!Copy !req
544. Put your hands behind your back, boys.Copy !req
545. Put your hands in the air!Copy !req
546. Shit.Copy !req
547. Hey!Copy !req
548. This way.Copy !req
549. - Got it? All right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
550. How'd you know that was down there?Copy !req
551. When I was a teen boy,Copy !req
552. I danced nude in one of
the cages near the DJ.Copy !req
553. A dark chapter I've put behind me.Copy !req
554. Crazy how tonight turned
into a pretty incredibleCopy !req
555. object lesson for you, Dot.Copy !req
556. I'd like to speak on it further,
but I do feel we should bounce.Copy !req
557. - Yeah.
- Let's go.Copy !req
558. Hey, man.Copy !req
559. We was thinking about
heading over to the docksCopy !req
560. and blasting off.Copy !req
561. I can't.Copy !req
562. I follow that man now.Copy !req
563. He's the light.Copy !req
564. God put him on a path,
and I'm gonna follow him on that path.Copy !req
565. I wanna see where this road leads,Copy !req
566. for that incredible being.Copy !req
567. Hey, bud, I gotta drop a deuce,
and we still need to take Dot home.Copy !req
568. Oh, enjoy it, brother.Copy !req
569. That is the last of our Cali weed.Copy !req
570. It's fucking Gorilla Glue, bro.Copy !req
571. Yeah, that's the glue. That part's good.Copy !req
572. I can't believe he fucking left me.Copy !req
573. Well, people tend to show their
true colors in moments of panic.Copy !req
574. Thanks.Copy !req
575. I was wrong about you.Copy !req
576. Bye, Keefe.Copy !req
577. Nighty-night.Copy !req
578. Hey.Copy !req
579. What time's youth group Wednesday night?Copy !req
580. 6:00 p.m. sharp.Copy !req
581. Am I gonna see you there?Copy !req
582. You just might.Copy !req
583. Congrats, Kelvin.Copy !req
584. Looks like Dot Nancy's coming back.Copy !req
585. An impressive feather in your cap.Copy !req
586. You're an impressive feather
in my cap, Keefe.Copy !req
587. My ultimate success story.Copy !req
588. Let's ride.Copy !req
589. I mean, it cannot be easy being married
to somebody like Mandy.Copy !req
590. She's so judgmental.Copy !req
591. Well, she's definitely not a cool wife
like you, that's for damn sure.Copy !req
592. I mean, we saved a marriage
tonight, you and I.Copy !req
593. That's pretty sweet, huh?Copy !req
594. We make a pretty good team.Copy !req
595. Baby, I wanna thank you
for always being so honest with me.Copy !req
596. You know that means the world to me.Copy !req
597. Yeah, well, it's...
you know, it's the only wayCopy !req
598. I know how to be.Copy !req
599. Hold up.Copy !req
600. Oh!Copy !req
601. You know them?Copy !req
602. No. Yes, I... maybe.Copy !req
603. I think they're these guys
that I did car pranks with.Copy !req
604. Just... shh. Be quiet for a second.Copy !req
605. Do you think gorillas smoke weed?Copy !req
606. Imagine. Think about it.Copy !req
607. You're fucking naked,
and you're running aroundCopy !req
608. in the jungle and shit.Copy !req
609. Fucking ripping your J.Copy !req
610. Like, all these fucking
chicks are running around,Copy !req
611. and they got their pink buttholes.Copy !req
612. And I can, like, grab 'em and stuff,
'cause I'm silverback.Copy !req
613. Maybe just slow down a little bit, baby.Copy !req
614. I'm pretty sure silverbacks make
all the gorillas in their group,Copy !req
615. 'cause they're just
always fucking each other.Copy !req
616. Dude, Jesus. Fuck, man.
This guy's on my fucking ass.Copy !req
617. Fucking move it or lose it, bro.Copy !req
618. - It's my parents.
- What?Copy !req
619. Oh, dude,
that was the end of the Cali weed!Copy !req
620. - It's my fucking parents, dude.
- Fuck! All right, buckle up, bitch.Copy !req
621. Baby, you are real close to that car.Copy !req
622. We can't get fucking seen, Scottie.
We can't get seen, dude.Copy !req
623. Can you dance? I fucking dance.Copy !req
624. Come on, Dad. Here we go.Copy !req
625. Are you following them?Copy !req
626. Just be quiet. I'm just trying
to do my own thing here.Copy !req
627. Ah, come on!Copy !req
628. Scottie, you gotta drive, dude.Copy !req
629. Baby, be careful.
Please be careful, baby.Copy !req
630. We're so close.Copy !req
631. - I'm driving perfectly safe.
- Okay.Copy !req
632. Okay.Copy !req
633. - Oh, baby.
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
634. Hold onto your dick.Copy !req
635. Fuck! This guy can drive, man.Copy !req
636. I got you, you sons of bitches.Copy !req
637. I got you, motherfuckers.Copy !req
638. Motherfucker wants to play?Copy !req
639. Sudden, instant turn, bitch.Copy !req
640. Oh, my Lord.Copy !req
641. Just chill here for a second.Copy !req
642. Hey!Copy !req
643. Hey!Copy !req
644. Baby. Baby.Copy !req
645. What in the good Lord is going on?Copy !req
646. Nothing.Copy !req
647. Them just some fellas
I play car pranks with.Copy !req