1. What are we supposed
to be thinking?
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and waltzed away?
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witnessed here
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of a miracle.
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a figment of imagination.
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when we drove over
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what we should do next.
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9. We have no leverage.
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10. I got a backup drive,
indestructible.
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11. Brother Pastors.
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12. We all have churches
in Locust Grove,
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run us out of our own hometown.
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who the blackmailer is.
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16. You want to mess with me?
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17. You did this.
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18. It was me,
I'm going home.
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19. I'll get the money, okay?
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21. - Hey, mama.
- Gideon.
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22. - Baby Billy!
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23. - Baby Billy!
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24. - Baby Billy!
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25. - Baby Billy, don't act like
you can't hear me
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your name.
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27. - Sorry, darlin',
I was lost in thought.
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28. - Well, I brought
you some warm milk.
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29. Thank you.
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30. Sweet ambrosia.
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31. - Tell me about
the church again, Baby Billy.
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32. It's right in town.
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33. - Oh, it's right smack dab
in the middle of it.
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name-brand clothing stores...
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36. - Do you think
they have streetwear?
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37. - Oh, they got it all.
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38. - And now they got
Baby Billy Freeman.
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head pastor of his own church.
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41. - I'm sure proud of you.
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42. - I'm proud of myself too.
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43. You haven't known me that long,
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more my normal mode—
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48. - This seems
too good to be true.
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believe we're moving.
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50. - Well, believe it, child.
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to enter a world
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of riches and glamour.
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56. - We're gonna be late,
damn it!
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a flippin' watch, huh?
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59. - Can I please just stay home?
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60. - Everybody's going to church,
God damn it.
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the entire universe surrenders.
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63. - Come on, Gideon!
We gotta go!
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64. - I'm coming.
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65. - You met Vin Diesel?
- Who's that?
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66. - From the "Fast and Furious"
movies, Mom.
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67. - I never heard of him.
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68. - You're not gonna like "The
Fast and the Furious" movies.
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69. - She might.
They're action movies,
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more about family.
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71. - It's not about family.
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of various "ethnenticities"
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and racing around in vehicles.
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not even a big deal anymore.
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76. - Well, I didn't even
really meet him, anyways.
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at a grocery store once,
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we're best friends.
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79. - I can't believe
you'd come back here.
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81. - Aw, we missed you too, baby.
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82. - When I was a boy, I met
Telly Savalas in a bagel shop.
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83. - Who?
- Who's that?
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84. - Telly Savalas!
"Kojak"!
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Telly Savalas!
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who Telly Savalas is, okay.
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87. - So the church
is in a fuckin' mall?
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88. - Yeah, Judy.
Big whoop.
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89. All across America,
capitalism's crumbling.
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90. That's when we step up.
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and shut down big-box stores.
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92. - And what did
this church used to be?
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93. - A Sears, I believe?
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if it's past that Foot Locker
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by the Victoria's Secret.
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96. - Do I have time
to stop for an Orange Julius?
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97. - No, BJ, Daddy's waitin'.
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before church gives you B.O.
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99. - Ah.
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100. - Good mornin'.
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101. Good mornin'.
Thank you so much.
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102. We think you're gonna
like it here.
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103. Welcome, welcome, welcome
to the new Gemstone Center.
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104. - Excuse—excuse me one second.
Here, stand right here.
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105. Can I talk to you
for a second, Eli?
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these people's hand.
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107. Just say hello.
Say hello.
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108. - Hi!
I'm Tiffany.
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109. My husband's
the star of the show.
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110. - You got me opening a church
in the middle of a mall.
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111. Ain't too many pastors
with my kinda pedigree
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112. and experience would
take a position like this.
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113. Now, I'm used
to headlining coliseums.
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114. - You asked me
if I had a position.
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you don't want it now?
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116. - Well, ain't nobody said
they didn't want no position.
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117. I ain't gonna be offended.
We family.
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118. I'm gonna do you this favor.
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119. I'm gonna bring you
that Freeman magic now.
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120. - What do you say we go
get the ol' ball rollin'?
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121. - Yeah!
- Oh, my!
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123. to sing with family and you,
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124. our new friends.
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125. Let me introduce a feller
that's gonna be the head pastor
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128. Baby Billy Freeman.
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129. - Ah, well thank you, Eli.
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130. Thank you, that was a—that
was a very formal introduction.
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131. Eli up here acting like
y'all don't know who I am.
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132. I'm Aimee-Leigh's
little brother.
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133. As children, we had
a singing duel.
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134. Amen, amen.
Amen.
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135. - Toured all
throughout the South.
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137. Yes, yes, I have been
down the block a few times,
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hairs to prove it.
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139. Amen, amen.
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140. We are so grateful
for this opportunity
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and praise His name
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that used to be a Sears—
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143. a place you could buy slacks
or some power tools,
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144. for all you men out there.
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145. But now you can buy Jesus,
amen.
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146. You can buy Jesus, amen.
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147. But you can't
put him on layaway.
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148. My wife, Tiffany,
she wrote that joke.
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149. She has a wonderful playfulness
she approaches life with.
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150. I'd let her speak, but she
ain't very good at it, so...
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151. I'll just speak
for the both of us.
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152. - Gideon's looking tasty.
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153. Staying in shape.
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154. - He is.
I mean, that's show biz, right?
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155. You gotta keep
a tight physique.
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156. It's pretty much mand.
That's mandatory.
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157. - I mean, depending
on what you wanna do.
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158. If you wanna be
behind the scenes,
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as fuck if you want to.
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160. - I'm talking
about stars, okay?
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162. You gotta be a straight unit
in order to break through.
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163. - Mm-hmm, I think Gideon's
got potential for that.
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164. He's got Mama's eyes.
- Mm-hmm.
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165. - All right,
first off, he don't.
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166. He's got Amber's eyes.
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167. Second off, he ain't
even trying to be a movie star.
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168. He wants to be
a flippin' stunt man.
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169. Damn crash test dummy.
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170. - Really? You're not
at all happy he's home?
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171. - No, I ain't happy he's home.
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son, everybody kissing his ass.
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too much,
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he abandoned this family.
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about himself, that's who.
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178. - Your daddy has got a stick
up his ass something deep.
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179. - Yeah, well, that's how
Daddy is since Mama passed.
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180. All he is
is just mean all the time,
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181. never laughing,
never having fun.
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182. - Staring off into nothing like
a fuckin' Zoloft commercial.
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that saddens me to hear,
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that I didn't see it coming.
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185. Eli's a weaker man
than he lets on.
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186. - Now I don't know
about weak, now.
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187. - I don't know, Jesse.
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188. His slaps, they don't pack
the same wallop they used to.
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189. - Baby Billy,
my tooth is hurting.
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190. - Well, put some
of that cream on it.
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191. I told you we gonna
get you checked out
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193. - What, you got yourself
a cavity?
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194. - A cavity?
What you talkin' about?
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a perfect ten, a Bo Derek ten.
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but them damn teeth,
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199. But even with them old stained,
crooked things,
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200. I still love you
with all my heart.
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201. Come in here.
Mm.
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202. - Yes, yes, I am
the luckiest man alive.
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I'm younger than you all,
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be a regular aunt.
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- Yeah.
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call me Aunt Tiffany.
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207. - We don't need
to mess with all that.
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we don't like formal stuff.
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209. - No, no, that's what I want
you to call me.
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210. - Well, come on now.
- Aunt Tiffany.
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211. - Come on. She's been real
excited about becoming an aunt.
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just call her what she wants.
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Well, yeah.
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Hey, Aunt Tiffany.
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- All of 'em do it.
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217. - Well?
Now, come on.
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- Aunt Tiffany.
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221. - Yeah, looky there now.
Thank you, thank you.
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223. - Thank you.
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224. - Thank you so much.
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225. - Eli!
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227. - Seasons.
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228. - God, everyone was so happy
to see Gideon at church.
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trash behind our backs.
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230. Bunch of gossips.
- I wanna have a dinner.
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that's close to Gideon.
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that he's welcome here always.
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what we settled on?
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that was the deal.
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our son is back in our lives.
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thing that matters?
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237. - Well, he brought shame to us
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to bring shame to us.
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239. But, yes, sure,
let's throw him a dinner.
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240. - I mean, maybe this
is the perfect thing.
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his faith and he'll find Jesus,
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to Damascus.
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244. - But is he Paul, though?
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- He's not Saul.
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Hollywood Saul?
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247. - He's not Hollywood Saul,
okay?
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He's sorry that he ran away.
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and you need to give him
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that is our boy and I love him.
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251. He's such a good boy,
and I'm happy that he's home.
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252. - You know
what'd make me happy?
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253. - What?
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254. - If I could chuck one
of these wieners in your mouth.
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256. - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What the hell, man?
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wanna see that penis.
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259. - Then quit lookin' at it.
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260. Well, well, well.
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261. If it ain't poor little
rich boy, huh?
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262. Sweet bike.
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all your cool toys.
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living in the lap
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time with the fam, huh?
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in my parents' house.
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next to the items?
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at market value, see?
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man!
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- Scottie, don't—
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in there, man.
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into that church, man.
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of that fuckin' Gemstone loot.
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281. - We can get it, okay?
We can.
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282. But my Dad
doesn't trust me right now.
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283. He's watching me,
just waiting for me to slip up.
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284. I need more time.
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285. - Your family owes me.
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286. I might've lost my ability
to do fight sequences.
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on stunt driving.
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288. Fuckin' stunt driving!
- Just be patient.
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the more I'll have access to.
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291. Okay, I can wait
for the big score.
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292. - Music has always
soothed my vicious temper.
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Chad.
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with his body,
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for his medical bills.
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298. - Thank you for keeping
your fuckin' mouth shut.
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I've brought you all here
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a discovery.
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for a moment?
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302. - Gregory, I said
I'm talkin' here, okay?
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alliance that's grown.
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to signify our bond.
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307. - You made coins?
- To signify the bond.
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Okay.
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that's got some weight to it.
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311. - Yeah, these are nice.
- "We did it"?
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on it that says "We did it"?
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what happened behind us.
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fucking souvenirs about it.
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Gimme them coins.
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Gimme the coins, God damn it.
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that counts.
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that counts when it can get us
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for committing crimes, Gregory.
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God's infinite wisdom I have
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of this most devious plot is.
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orchestrated, if you ask me.
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of us at our most...
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by somebody super close to me.
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to the third man in the van.
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too pixelated in the video,
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who it is from that.
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had a slender frame.
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onstage, you know?
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show biz.
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you swagger around on stage.
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you're pretty cool, don't you?
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341. - Yeah, you're all right.
Grab his ass.
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- Shit, Jesse.
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up the whores that night.
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You did.
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you introduced me to 'em.
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up to that hotel room,
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- I didn't do that.
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tell me the truth?
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blade in your handsome cheek?
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and just do spinnies,
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hole bigger and bigger.
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the truth then, won't you?
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Put it in his bottom.
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356. - You want that? No, I'm not
putting nothing in his bottom.
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in his bottom.
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God damn it.
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- No, Jesse!
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- I didn't do it!
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- What's up, huh?
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- Help!
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- What's up?
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I just wanted to talk,
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at a bad time...
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366. - No, no, no, no, no.
- Help. Help.
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- Did he say help?
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368. - No, he's not.
Just go outside.
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Did you betray me?
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gimme some more money.
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the most boring sermon
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in my entire life.
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- Hm?
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to this church?
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- Well, today's your last day.
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- Mm-hmm.
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399. - It's a brand-new church.
Locust Grove.
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used to be?
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- Well, that's where this is.
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- I'll see you next Sunday.
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for the casserole's too small.
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with this pudding spoon
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in the gravy.
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This is a pudding spoon.
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Put it back.
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412. People are lookin' at you.
- Do you think I give a damn?
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413. Nobody eyeballing
my portion servings.
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414. Leave me alone.
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415. - Look at 'em over there,
big-timing us.
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416. Mr. Small Time thinks
he's a somebody.
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417. Well, I'm beginning to see
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418. why your approach
hasn't been working.
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419. You have elitist tendencies,
which are not pretty.
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420. know how to speak
to the common man.
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421. Don't say nothin'.
I'm gonna do the talking.
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422. - Nice to see you here,
Reverend.
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423. - I'm gonna
leave this here, now.
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424. Don't touch it.
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425. I might come back
and get some biscuits.
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426. - All right, now.
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427. - Brother Pastor?
- Yes?
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428. - I just wanted
to introduce myself.
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429. Baby Billy Freeman.
I'm your new neighbor.
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430. I heard that you and old hombre
Eli got off on the wrong foot.
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431. To be quite honest with you,
he gets on my nerves too.
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432. - I'd appreciate
if the two of you fellas
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433. get the hell out of my church.
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434. I got nothin' to say to you.
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435. - Well, you sure had something
to say
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436. when you were spreading lies
about us.
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437. - I do not lie, sir.
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438. You or one of your boys
or someone from your church
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439. came to my house
with weapons, batons.
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440. My wife was at home.
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441. - You be careful of what you're
accusing us of, Johnny Seasons.
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442. - Maybe you should be careful.
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443. Locust Grove's gonna be nothin'
but trouble for you.
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444. - Oh, y'all just stop.
Stop intimidatin' right now.
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445. Now, look, Pastor.
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446. Now, the fact of the matter
is we're here now.
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447. We in that Sears,
and we ain't going nowhere.
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448. Now I—I just think
that we should
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449. all live in harmony
as brothers in Christ.
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450. Now, why can't we do that?
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451. - What is it you're lookin'
for here, Eli?
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452. How is it I can be content
in only God's love,
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453. and that's not enough for you?
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454. You want more, don't you?
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455. Why is that?
Why are you so hungry?
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456. - Here.
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457. - Come on.
Why you got to do that, Eli?
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458. Just put this—put this
in your pocket, Pastor.
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459. That ought to cover it, now.
Eli?
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460. Eli, hold up.
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461. Excuse me.
Gotta get my friend.
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462. - So, um...
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463. Okay, uh...
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464. I was thinking,
while I'm home,
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465. I would like
to work with Martin.
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466. Shadow him.
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467. Sort of see the ins
and outs of running this place.
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468. - Was this your idea, Martin?
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469. - It was his idea, but I have
no objections if you don't.
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470. We could use the extra hands.
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471. - Why do you care so much
about how this place is run?
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472. I thought that all that
mattered to you was Hollywood.
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473. - I mean, it would just
be temporary while I'm home.
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474. - Oh, and how long's
that gonna be exactly?
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475. If I'm gonna
get drilled in the ass,
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476. I'd love to know the size
of the fella's dick first.
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477. - Jesse!
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478. - I don't know why the hell
you two are even asking me.
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479. Sounds like you
got it all figured out.
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480. Maybe Martin
should be your dad.
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481. - You're being ridiculous.
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482. - No, what's ridiculous
is you coming home,
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483. trying to act like
there's nothing wrong,
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484. not apologizing or nothin'.
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485. Just do whatever you want.
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486. Obviously what I
think doesn't matter.
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487. Hollywood big shot.
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488. - Now stop acting like
this ain't a big deal!
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489. I got to live
in that town, Eli!
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490. You over there making enemies.
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491. - I'm done talking about this,
Baby Billy.
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492. Seasons is bitter
we're about to eat his lunch.
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493. What else could we do?
I got my own church to run.
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494. Well, I had him
until you threw
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495. a damn potato
through the man's window.
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496. - Wasn't working.
- You know what's not working?
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497. You.
That's what's not working.
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498. Now, your kids are worried
about you, Eli.
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499. I'm worried about you.
- What did my kids say?
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500. - That you were
a walking Zoloft commercial.
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501. Just a sad sack.
Lost all your strength.
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502. You—you're weak.
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503. - Oh, you come into town
and instantly try
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504. to turn my family against me?
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505. - Your kids offered
their insights freely, big boy.
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506. And my sister's gone,
you over here drowning.
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507. - Don't talk
about Aimee-Leigh.
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508. - I'll talk about
her whenever I want to.
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509. She's my sister, Eli.
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510. You ain't the only one
that misses her, you know.
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511. I think about that woman
every single day.
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512. - Well, you shoulda done that
while she was still alive.
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513. You're trying to cash in on
her name every chance you get
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514. and were nowhere to be found
when she needed you most.
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515. - I had my hands tied, Eli,
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516. with that whole Christian
cruise ship thing.
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517. I was at sea.
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518. It was impossible for me
to get back here for her.
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519. - That nonsense never got off
the ground and you know it.
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520. - Well, I-I was
busy pricing vendors.
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521. - You're a two-bit con man.
- Oh, a con man?
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522. Then why did you invite me
back in the fold then, huh?
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523. - Because I felt sorry
for you.
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524. I thought that's what
Aimee-Leigh would want.
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525. I thought helping you
would make me feel better.
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526. I was wrong.
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527. - Well, I ain't no charity.
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528. I'm a commodity.
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529. I'm a known name
in this industry.
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530. You lucky to have me.
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531. How dare you see me
as less than what I am!
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532. You less!
That's what it is, you less!
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533. - I shoulda guessed this
is what would happen with you.
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534. You haven't changed a bit.
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535. All these years, still as
pathetic as you ever were.
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536. - P-p-pathetic?
Well, how 'bout this then, huh?
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537. How 'bout that?
I quit!
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538. How 'bout that?
Who's pathetic now, huh?
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539. - You are.
- You are!
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540. You righteous Gemstone dick!
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541. You pathetic.
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542. Don't call me!
I'll call you!
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543. I'm gonna pack up my shit
and get out!
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544. [overlapping chatter, laughter]
- What else did he do?
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545. - Kind of a big deal.
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546. - He does?
- We got pads.
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547. - He makes sure
that you're okay?
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548. Tell me something else
real serious—
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549. do you pray?
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550. - Judy, Judy, why do you
put lipstick on your teeth?
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551. - I didn't put it
on my teeth, Jesse.
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552. God dang it, BJ,
you're supposed to tell me
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553. when I have that.
- No, you look—
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554. - But usually,
because of my frame,
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555. they actually have me
doubling for women a lot.
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556. It's something they
call "wigging" because I'm—
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557. - Wait, what'd you—
what is it?
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558. - Because of my frame,
they have me doubling
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559. for women a lot.
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560. It's what they call "wigging"
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561. because I'm
usually wearing a wig...
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562. - Isn't that interesting?
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563. - To be pretend to be a woman?
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564. - Uh, well, to do a stunt.
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565. - 'Cause he's very manly.
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566. - Gideon, that is fascinating.
- Thanks, Judy.
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567. - Not that fascinating
in my eyes.
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568. - Either way, I won't
be doing it much longer.
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569. Industry's kind
of cracking down.
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570. There's been, like,
a big push in the community
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571. for women to be represented
differently now,
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572. so there goes a lot of my work.
- Well, look at that.
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573. LA's got my son sad,
'cause he can't pretend
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574. to be a woman
for money anymore, damn!
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575. - You know, representation
of marginalized peoples
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576. is a big deal in Hollywood.
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577. So I'm sorry
for your loss of work,
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578. but I'm glad for the progress
that it shows.
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579. 'Cause if a script calls for
a woman to fall off a building,
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580. then it better be a woman
pretending to be a woman
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581. pretending to fall off
a building!
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582. I get—I just get
worked up about it.
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583. - BJ's always thinking
about other people.
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584. - You know, I might be old
school, but I think that it's
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585. boys that should be falling
off buildings, not girls.
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586. - Amen. I mean, I also think
that people at the dinner table
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587. shouldn't be talking
about Hollywood Agendas.
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588. That's my—
my personal thing as well.
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589. - Daddy, where's Baby Billy?
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590. Wasn't he supposed
to be here tonight?
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591. - Baby Billy went
back to Freeman's Gap.
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592. - What?
- Oh.
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593. - He ain't around here
no more.
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594. - Well, how long he
gonna be gone for?
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595. Don't he got a church to run?
- Nope. He quit.
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596. I told him he was a con man,
and I think that upset him.
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597. I know nobody you all like
is around here anymore.
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598. Your mama, now Baby Billy.
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599. Guess y'all are stuck with me,
man with a stick up his ass.
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600. Walking Zoloft commercial.
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601. If you all got something
to tell me, say it to my face.
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602. - Pontius, why aren't
you eating your food?
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603. - I don't like this food,
okay?
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604. - "I don't like this food."
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605. You don't like anything,
do you?
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606. - The macaroni's dripping wet,
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607. like someone
poured water on it.
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608. - No wonder you're getting
in so much trouble at school
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609. with that fresh mouth of yours.
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610. Pontius is trying
to go for the world record
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611. of who can get
the most detentions.
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612. - Shut the fuck up, man.
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613. - Come again?
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614. Shut the fuck up, man.
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615. - Get upstairs right now.
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616. - What, you don't wanna hit me
in front of everyone here?
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617. - I didn't even say
I was gonna hit you.
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618. Throw a pity party
for yourself much?
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619. Go upstairs.
Now!
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620. - Stop laughing, Judy.
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621. It ain't funny.
- Sorry, that was a hilarious—
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622. - It's not hilarious.
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623. Sorry you all had to see him
talking to me like that.
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624. That's just
how he's been acting
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625. since his brother
decided to run away.
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626. Actions have consequences.
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627. Because of one son's actions,
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628. now the other son
is a total asshole.
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629. No, thanks.
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630. - Are you crying?
- No, you dumb-ass.
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631. I'm just trying
to get my head clear.
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632. Y'all just come out
here to make fun of me?
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633. - Kelvin did.
- Oh, yeah?
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634. So did you.
- Stop, Kelvin.
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635. - Daddy, I'm sorry
you had to see that.
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636. I'm just trying
to raise my sons in a good,
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637. Christian home,
but all my sons wanna do
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638. is just humiliate me
over and over again.
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639. - Sons can do that.
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640. Apparently daughters can, too,
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641. talking trash
about me to Baby Billy.
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642. - Daddy, the only reason
we talked to Baby Billy
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643. was out of concern for you.
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644. - Yeah, nobody wants
to see you sad, Daddy.
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645. Uncle Baby Billy was
worried about you too.
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646. - Baby Billy's
a sack of shit.
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647. He always hated me for taking
your mama away from him.
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648. - Daddy, I'll admit it.
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649. I pretend I like Baby Billy
way more than I actually do,
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650. but everyone seems
to like him so much,
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651. so I just go with it.
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652. - Daddy, Baby Billy
might be a sack of shit,
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653. but I don't know,
Mama always taught us
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654. we should never
turn our back on family.
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655. - Yeah, maybe you
should heed that advice.
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656. - Ooh.
Daddy's right, Jesse.
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657. You should heed it too.
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658. - Get your fingers
out of my face.
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659. - Anyway,
I wasn't that rude to him.
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660. I just told him stuff
he already knew.
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661. - What, that he's a con man?
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662. - Yeah, it coulda been
a lot worse.
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663. And I didn't say anything
about his wife or her teeth
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664. or her tooth or whatever
she's got going in her mouth.
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665. - Aunt Tiffany's mouth.
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666. Right, Daddy?
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667. - Oh, maybe I was rude.
I should go apologize.
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668. I-I should apologize.
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669. - And my fuckin' beautiful face
would've made this church
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670. a cultural phenomenon,
but not now.
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671. No, sir.
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672. Eli and his big-ass ego,
he gets none of it,
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673. none of it!
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674. - Well, you're gonna
show him, Baby Billy.
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675. - Well, don't think
this doesn't mean,
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676. we ain't gonna
get your teeth fixed.
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677. 'Cause we most
certainly still are.
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678. I don't care
if I have to sell
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679. every fixture
in this damn place.
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680. You, get on away from me.
Get on, get on.
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681. I don't even
want you next to me.
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682. Take mine,
what I'm gonna take.
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683. Holy shit,
we got a damn invasion!
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684. - Come on!
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685. - Rip it all up, boys.
Go to town.
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686. - Whoo!
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687. - Yee-haw!
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688. - Ah, we got to run
for our lives.
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689. Let's go.
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690. - Someone's here!
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691. Get him!
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692. - Come on!
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693. - Baby Billy Freeman,
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694. from the bottom of my heart,
in Christ's name,
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695. I apologize to you
and your wife.
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696. What the hell?
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697. Whoa.
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698. We got company.
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699. - Come out, come out
wherever you are.
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700. - Marco!
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701. - You think you can hide?
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702. - Here,
behind these children.
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703. - We know you're in here!
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704. - Dear Heavenly Father
who art in heaven.
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705. - Bring it down, boys!
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706. - You better pray good.
- Hallowed be thy name.
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707. - Thy kingdom come.
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708. - Thy will be done on Earth
as it is in heaven.
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709. Give us this day
our daily bread
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710. - Hey, boys.
Hey, over here.
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711. - [sing-song]
I see you.
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712. - Come on out.
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713. - Drop them bats.
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714. - That means you, Stretch.
Drop it.
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715. All right, everybody.
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716. You line up here.
Get up against them shelves.
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717. Down!
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718. - Thank God, Eli.
You saved us.
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719. - Get them masks off,
so we can take a peek at y'all.
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720. - Go on, take 'em off.
Take 'em off, come on.
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721. - What were your plans tonight?
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722. Destroy a temple of the Lord?
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723. - Look at you.
Just a couple of country thugs.
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724. Just thuggin' around,
just nobodies.
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725. All of you,
every single one of you.
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726. Just nobodies.
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727. Tiffany, go flag down a cop.
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728. - No, we ain't gonna
call the cops.
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729. These men are here
on behalf of Johnny Seasons.
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730. We're gonna send 'em back to
Johnny Seasons with a message.
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731. - Tiffany, I still don't
want you here for this.
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732. Now go on down to the food
court and get you a Cinnabon.
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733. - But I don't got no money.
- Well, stand by the counter.
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734. Maybe they'll give out
free samples.
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735. Go on, now.
Go, this is man's work.
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736. What you lookin' at?
- Strip off them clothes.
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737. - Pardon me?
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738. - You heard me, Lurch.
Get naked.
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739. - Well now—now,
hold on one second, Eli.
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740. Now, I don't know what
you got in mind here, but—
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741. - Come on, you can move
faster than that.
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742. Them panties too.
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743. Lemme see bare bottoms.
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744. - Let's see them balls.
Come on.
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745. - The Lord has always been
on the side of the Gemstones.
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746. - Always.
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747. - Our enemies will suffer
His almighty wrath.
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748. You understand?
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749. Come on.
Single file.
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750. - Single file.
- Come on, ducklings.
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751. Now, you boys run on home
just like that.
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752. And tell Johnny Seasons
what happened here.
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753. Go!
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754. I'm sorry I was an asshole.
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755. - I know you've been going
through a lot.
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756. - I need someone I can trust
to run that church.
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757. - Okay, Eli.
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758. - Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, my God!
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759. Come on, people!
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760. Sing it again.
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761. Hey, Keith.
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762. What's up, Keith?
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763. Come to sink in with us, bro?
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764. Keith, no.
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765. - Oh.
- That was close.
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766. Yeah, it was.
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767. Kelvin here specializes
in youth ministry.
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768. Is there anyway you could
sit down with our daughter?
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769. - Hey! How old are you?
- How old are you, bitch?
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770. - 40?
- No.
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771. - 40-year-old virgin.
- (SNICKERS)
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772. So what? I made
a celibacy promise, big whoop.
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773. Recently I broke
into my husband's email.
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774. Say what?
- She broke into Chad's Yahoo.
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775. Good lord, that is wicked.
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776. Some of the ladies thought
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777. they may have been hacks.
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778. Stuff about prostitutes,
and ATL?
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779. Whatever that is.
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