1. I think
I'll watch some tube.Copy !req
2. I'm surrounded
by filthy, dirty,Copy !req
3. stinky hairballs!Copy !req
4. Oh, when Stimpy
gets home,Copy !req
5. oh, what I'm
going to do to him!Copy !req
6. We interrupt your regularly
scheduled programCopy !req
7. for this news flash!Copy !req
8. Oh, boy,
mayhem!Copy !req
9. Top scientists have discovered
that feline hairballsCopy !req
10. are an excellent
source of non-polluting fuel.Copy !req
11. They're the perfect materialCopy !req
12. for manufacturing
the space shuttle's heat shield.Copy !req
13. They're a better source of
material for clothingCopy !req
14. than either cotton or wool!Copy !req
15. They have more
fiber than oat bran!Copy !req
16. They even cure pinkeye!Copy !req
17. The price of hairballs has
been rising steadily,Copy !req
18. and by the end of the week,Copy !req
19. they are expected to be more
valuable than gold!Copy !req
20. They're wet!Copy !req
21. They're vile!Copy !req
22. They're stinky!Copy !req
23. But I love
them!Copy !req
24. Ren?Copy !req
25. Stimpy!Copy !req
26. Are you
all right?Copy !req
27. Please, Stimpy,
do wharf a mighty pileCopy !req
28. of golden fleece upon
my grateful crown.Copy !req
29. Wharf!Copy !req
30. At last, I can have
those pectoral implants.Copy !req
31. Mm-hmm,
good texture.Copy !req
32. Stimpy,
snap it up!Copy !req
33. Hmm.Copy !req
34. Uh, hey,
Ren—Copy !req
35. Shut up and lick
your other arm!Copy !req
36. Hey, mister, get back
on that lineCopy !req
37. and start wharfing!Copy !req
38. But, Ren...Copy !req
39. I need fuel to
make hairballsCopy !req
40. and I'm fresh out.Copy !req
41. Ugh, I guess you can
lick off my hair.Copy !req
42. Come on, come on.Copy !req
43. Get it
over with.Copy !req
44. That makes
my flesh crawl.Copy !req
45. Stop it!Copy !req
46. You've rendered
me hairless.Copy !req
47. Now get to wharfing!Copy !req
48. I guess you weren't
hairy enough, Ren.Copy !req
49. Uncle Ren got
licked for nothing.Copy !req
50. Hmm.Copy !req
51. Bubba...Copy !req
52. yes, uncle Ren?Copy !req
53. Extend to Stimpy your
powerfully hairy arm.Copy !req
54. Ugh.Copy !req
55. Where are
you going?Copy !req
56. Your plate's
still full.Copy !req
57. Now that
feels purty.Copy !req
58. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
59. You think you're ready
to wharf some hairballs?Copy !req
60. I think so.Copy !req
61. Then get
to it, man!Copy !req
62. Time is money!Copy !req
63. Wharf! Wharf! Wharf!Copy !req
64. Wharf! Wharf!
Wharf! Wharf! Wharf!Copy !req
65. Wharf! Wharf! Wharf!
Wharf! Wharf! Wharf!Copy !req
66. No!Copy !req
67. Oh, Bubba, come lend
Stimpy a hand.Copy !req
68. Yes, uncle Ren.Copy !req
69. Squeeze that
monkey, Bubba!Copy !req
70. That's it,
Stimpy!Copy !req
71. Let her rip!Copy !req
72. Hmm, why, there's
nothing in hereCopy !req
73. but a bunch of
useless bones and organs.Copy !req
74. Hmm, this is serious.Copy !req
75. Well, we'll have to
do an exploratory.Copy !req
76. An exploratory?Copy !req
77. What's that?Copy !req
78. Show him, Bubba!Copy !req
79. Well, what do
you see?Copy !req
80. Nothing.Copy !req
81. It's dark.Copy !req
82. Use your flashlight,
stupid.Copy !req
83. That's better.Copy !req
84. I think
I found it.Copy !req
85. It's his
hairball gland.Copy !req
86. I think it's broke.Copy !req
87. It can't.Copy !req
88. Without hairballs,
he's only half a cat.Copy !req
89. Stimpy, I...Copy !req
90. I've got to
make hairballs.Copy !req
91. There, there, big fellow.Copy !req
92. Just lay back
and relax.Copy !req
93. But Ren,Copy !req
94. what about your
pectoral implants?Copy !req
95. Yeah.Copy !req
96. When a cat loses
its hairball gland,Copy !req
97. it's— it's—
it's over!Copy !req
98. It's over!Copy !req
99. Yeah, it's over!Copy !req
100. Captioning made possible by
comedy centralCopy !req
101. Captioned by
Soundwriters™Copy !req