The Ren & Stimpy Show 2x8

Directed by Bob Camp

The fearsome Lout Brothers take on Mad Dog Höek (Ren) and Killer Kadoogan (Stimpy) in a no-holds-barred wrestling match that tests Ren's theory on how fake wrestling is.

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1. Here, Mr. Elephant.

2. Stimpy, did you see that?

3. Humans come and feed these creatures by hand.

4. I tell you, we could live like kings here.

5. Come, Stimpson.

6. Let us go and seek the proprietor

7. of this establishment.

8. Hold it.

9. I know what you're gonna say.

10. You're gonna say how we're the two finest examples

11. of monkey flesh that you've ever seen.

12. Yeah!

13. Especially 'cause I'm a cat.

14. So what do you say?

15. Hmm...

16. okie dokie, you boys get the job.

17. See, Stimpy?

18. You've got to know how to talk to these—

19. look at us, Stimpy.

20. No longer are we lowly house pets.

21. We've climbed the evolutionary ladder.

22. We've been accepted into the world of higher mammals.

23. We've evolved.

24. Stimpy, aren't you ashamed?

25. What if another monkey saw that?

26. Get that dad-blasted stick out of your nose!

27. Okay.

28. Shame, shame, Stimpy.

29. You have to pardon my friend here.

30. He's not as yet accustomed to your sophisticated

31. city-monkey ways.

32. Okay, Stimpy.

33. It's time for your evolving lessons.

34. Oh, rapture!

35. okay, if you wanna be a monkey,

36. you gotta learn to act like a monkey.

37. And I've got the know-how

38. 'cause I've seen every Tarzan movie ever made.

39. So watch and learn.

40. All right, Stimpy, listen up.

41. Now, note the ease with which I swing so nimbly.

42. Hither and yon.

43. Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault

44. and catch myself with my prehensile tail.

45. Oh, I get the idea!

46. Prehensile nose.

47. Boy, I tell you.

48. Being a monkey is harder than I thought.

49. Yeah, my monkey suit is all itchy with vermin and lice.

50. Hey, what's a monkey gotta do

51. to get some grooming around here?

52. Say, cheetah.

53. Be a pal and have at these lice, will you?

54. What?

55. Go ahead, Ren.

56. Eat the nice vermin.

57. I don't want to.

58. Hey, daddy!

59. Look at the silly monkeys.

60. Chow time!

61. Come on, Stimpy, show me what you got.

62. It's my... favorite!

63. Dusty old nutshells and pre-chewed gum!

64. A rock?

65. Arggh!

66. Okie dokie, boys.

67. Here's your monkey chow.

68. Yah, it's every monkey's favorite.

69. Braised fish heads and rotten fruit.

70. That's it, I've had enough!

71. We want a transfer!

72. Next time I raise pigs, by golly.