1. Captioning made possible by
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2. Hello, boys and girls.Copy !req
3. This here is a true story
that we just made up.Copy !req
4. Ooh!Copy !req
5. R-r-Ren!Copy !req
6. Ren, Ren, you'll never
believe what happened!Copy !req
7. What happened?Copy !req
8. Something came out
of my... butt!Copy !req
9. That's nice, Stimpy,Copy !req
10. something
came out of your butt.Copy !req
11. No, no, Ren,
I'm serious.Copy !req
12. And not only that...Copy !req
13. It made a sound.Copy !req
14. Let's see if
I got this straight.Copy !req
15. Something came out
of your butt...Copy !req
16. and it made a sound.Copy !req
17. And it smelled funny.Copy !req
18. You've really
lost it this time.Copy !req
19. You've lost your mind.Copy !req
20. Something
came out of your buttCopy !req
21. it made a soundCopy !req
22. and it
smelled funny.Copy !req
23. Yes.Copy !req
24. You're an idiot.Copy !req
25. No, Ren, really.Copy !req
26. Woo!Copy !req
27. I'll make
another one!Copy !req
28. Watch me now.Copy !req
29. Whew.Copy !req
30. Well?Copy !req
31. You have an overactive
imagination.Copy !req
32. I don't want to hear any more
about your stinky fantasies.Copy !req
33. Stinky is not a fantasy.Copy !req
34. He is real.Copy !req
35. Yeah,
and I will find him.Copy !req
36. Stinky!Copy !req
37. He he he.Copy !req
38. Stinky?Copy !req
39. Stinky... ?Copy !req
40. Hmm...Copy !req
41. ahhh...Copy !req
42. hey, guys,
it's me.Copy !req
43. Hi, Stimpy.
Hi, Stimpy.Copy !req
44. Hey, listen, any of you guys
seen my friend, stinky?Copy !req
45. I don't
think so.Copy !req
46. What's a stinky?Copy !req
47. Yeah, what's
he look like?Copy !req
48. Well, uh,
he's kinda small.Copy !req
49. And he smells funny.Copy !req
50. And, oh yeah,
he came out of my butt.Copy !req
51. He came out of your butt?Copy !req
52. Does he talk?Copy !req
53. Well, uh,
he did make a sound.Copy !req
54. He talks to
farts, man.Copy !req
55. Oh, yeah...
that guy.Copy !req
56. Uh, we haven't seen him
but we'll keep an eye out.Copy !req
57. Right guys?Copy !req
58. Oh, sure we will.Copy !req
59. Well, see ya.Copy !req
60. Hey, buddy,
what's on T.V. Today?Copy !req
61. I don't care.Copy !req
62. Hey, look...Copy !req
63. "commander Hoek
and cadet Stimpy".Copy !req
64. I don't care.Copy !req
65. Here we go!Copy !req
66. It's time for
"muddy mudskipper" !Copy !req
67. I don't care.Copy !req
68. Eee...Copy !req
69. oh, look man, this moping
has gone on long enough.Copy !req
70. Pull yourself together!Copy !req
71. Come on, Stimpy,
it's been three years now.Copy !req
72. I'm starting to
worry about you.Copy !req
73. I don't care.Copy !req
74. Look what I brought you,
a new catnip mouse.Copy !req
75. Aghhh...Copy !req
76. Mr. Catnip mouse.Copy !req
77. Ah!Copy !req
78. Hey, look,
Stimpy...Copy !req
79. it's Mr. Litter box.Copy !req
80. Come on,
take a stinky one.Copy !req
81. Nice and stinky.Copy !req
82. Stinky...Copy !req
83. yawwwww!Copy !req
84. So that's it!Copy !req
85. You're still crying about your
imaginary butt stinkiness.Copy !req
86. I'm not listening
to this anymore.Copy !req
87. He's real,
he's real, he's real.Copy !req
88. Look, man, it's time to get
over this fantasy of yours.Copy !req
89. Let the wound heal.Copy !req
90. Come on, man,
I'll help you.Copy !req
91. Together,
we'll get through this.Copy !req
92. Okay, buddy?Copy !req
93. I don't care.Copy !req
94. Fine, sit here
and wallow!Copy !req
95. You— you fat...
you stupid...Copy !req
96. you... yaah!Copy !req
97. Who needs ya?Copy !req
98. Stinky...Copy !req
99. stinky... !Copy !req
100. Stinky... !Copy !req
101. Stimpy, you've been
out here for months.Copy !req
102. Come in and help me
decorate the tree.Copy !req
103. You can string the
dingleberry garland.Copy !req
104. Huh, huh?Copy !req
105. Hey, Stimpy...Copy !req
106. Gosh darn it, Ren!Copy !req
107. That's all
you can think of!Copy !req
108. When poor, little stinky
is out there in the cold.Copy !req
109. Lost!Copy !req
110. Alone!Copy !req
111. He needs me.Copy !req
112. He needs me.Copy !req
113. Stimpy, no!Copy !req
114. Come back!Copy !req
115. Stimpy...Copy !req
116. please, please,
bring him back safe.Copy !req
117. I'm willing to hold off
on the pectoral musclesCopy !req
118. if you'll just...
bring him back.Copy !req
119. Stinky... !Copy !req
120. Stinky... !Copy !req
121. Stinky-y-y!Copy !req
122. Stinky!Copy !req
123. Stinky... !Copy !req
124. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
125. Ho, ho— hooo!Copy !req
126. Stinky?Copy !req
127. Stinky.Copy !req
128. Stinky?Copy !req
129. Stinky?Copy !req
130. Oh, why did
I ever leave home?Copy !req
131. I'll never find as warm
and snugly a homeCopy !req
132. as the one I left.Copy !req
133. Ahh...Copy !req
134. Hey!Copy !req
135. Gi-ripes!Copy !req
136. Somebody,
light a match!Copy !req
137. Pal?Copy !req
138. Pal!Copy !req
139. Eee...Copy !req
140. it's so good to
have you home.Copy !req
141. Come in and
sit by the fire.Copy !req
142. Ah, there you go, pal.Copy !req
143. Snug as a bug in a rug.Copy !req
144. Now, you just relax.Copy !req
145. Eee...Copy !req
146. Oh, Stimpy...Copy !req
147. you have
a visitor.Copy !req
148. I don't care.Copy !req
149. Oh, I think you'll
care about this visitor.Copy !req
150. Stinky!Copy !req
151. Dad.Copy !req
152. I thought...Copy !req
153. I'd never smell you again.Copy !req
154. And now you're back.Copy !req
155. And we can be together...
forever.Copy !req
156. No, dad, we can't.Copy !req
157. You see,
I'm all grown up nowCopy !req
158. and I've got my own
life to live.Copy !req
159. I'm a man now
and a man has needs.Copy !req
160. You understand,
don't you?Copy !req
161. No.Copy !req
162. Wait here, pop.Copy !req
163. Maybe this will help you
to understand.Copy !req
164. Come on in, honey.Copy !req
165. Dad, I want you to
meet my fiance, Cora.Copy !req
166. Gee, she's beautiful.Copy !req
167. And so, by the power
infested in me,Copy !req
168. I now pronounce
you fart and wife.Copy !req
169. You may kiss the cod.Copy !req
170. I just love
a happy ending.Copy !req
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