1. Look, Stimpy!Copy !req
2. Now, there's the life.Copy !req
3. Oh, look at the cute
little babies.Copy !req
4. Cute nothin'--
they're deadbeats!Copy !req
5. Babies have the world's
easiest life.Copy !req
6. People feed 'em,
they clothe 'em,Copy !req
7. they carry them
everywhere they go,Copy !req
8. and they expect
nothing in return.Copy !req
9. Why, I hear tell...Copy !req
10. that they don't even
have to wipe themselves.Copy !req
11. Nooo!Copy !req
12. Yeaaah!Copy !req
13. All right,
drop the act!Copy !req
14. I got a proposition
for you.Copy !req
15. I'll give you 50 bucksCopy !req
16. if the two of you take
a permanent vacation.Copy !req
17. Out of the way, Jackson.Copy !req
18. You're holdin' up
the parade.Copy !req
19. So long, chumps.Copy !req
20. Hey, give me a hand,
will ya?Copy !req
21. Ah, hit the road!Copy !req
22. Aahhh!Copy !req
23. You know, Stimpy,
this is the best scam yet.Copy !req
24. I'm tellin' ya,
we got it made.Copy !req
25. Poopie time!Copy !req
26. My babies!Copy !req
27. Have we made
poopies?Copy !req
28. Hmm...Copy !req
29. no poopies?Copy !req
30. Well, we won't
tell daddy this time,Copy !req
31. but next time,
we want to see poopies.Copy !req
32. Well, let's see if Shawn
did any better.Copy !req
33. Oh, my!Copy !req
34. What a good boy!Copy !req
35. Ahem.Copy !req
36. How wonderful!Copy !req
37. Your papa
will be so proud.Copy !req
38. Yes, you're my little
stinky bear!Copy !req
39. Mom always
liked you best!Copy !req
40. Puh!Copy !req
41. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
42. Where are
my big boys?Copy !req
43. Ah, there they are.Copy !req
44. Hey, tiger,
whatcha know?Copy !req
45. Ahh... isn't
Shawn adorable?Copy !req
46. He looks
just like you.Copy !req
47. Yeah, he sure does.Copy !req
48. But I still
can't believeCopy !req
49. I let you talk me into
giving him that name.Copy !req
50. Now, Eugene here—
there's a boy's name.Copy !req
51. Hey, tough guy,
think fast!Copy !req
52. See those reflexes,
hon?Copy !req
53. And a grip to match.Copy !req
54. Yeah, you're gonna
be a tough guy.Copy !req
55. That's right.Copy !req
56. Yeah, you're gonna
wallop all your friends.Copy !req
57. You're gonna be a big
strapping fellow,Copy !req
58. maybe even a bully, huh?Copy !req
59. Just like your
grandpa.Copy !req
60. I won't have that man's name
spoken in this house!Copy !req
61. Okay, honey, if that's
important to you.Copy !req
62. Give your daddy
a big old hug!Copy !req
63. Honey, I think it's time
the boys learned to walk.Copy !req
64. Ooh, honey,
I think it's too soon.Copy !req
65. Come on, hon.Copy !req
66. They can't hide under their
mother's skirt forever.Copy !req
67. Ohh, okay.Copy !req
68. But if my boys get rickets,
we'll know who to blame.Copy !req
69. Come on, boys,
come to daddy!Copy !req
70. That's it,
don't be afraid.Copy !req
71. That's amazing,
they learned so fast.Copy !req
72. Hmm...Copy !req
73. they need something
more challenging.Copy !req
74. Now, honey,Copy !req
75. I think that is
a little too early.Copy !req
76. Yeah, I guess
you're right.Copy !req
77. Whew! Whew!Copy !req
78. Hey, Eugene, let's play
your favorite game.Copy !req
79. One, two...Copy !req
80. upsy daisy!Copy !req
81. Up... sy daisy.Copy !req
82. Up... sy—Copy !req
83. Uh? Oh.Copy !req
84. Look, hon, I told you
he had grandpa's grip.Copy !req
85. That's quite enough
roughhousing.Copy !req
86. It's time for
the family bath.Copy !req
87. Oh, boy, bath time!Copy !req
88. Honey,
this is nice.Copy !req
89. This is what
family is about.Copy !req
90. Honey?Copy !req
91. Yep, there's nothing
like a hot bathCopy !req
92. to settle
one's digestion.Copy !req
93. Hmm...Copy !req
94. hold the boys
while I go to the door.Copy !req
95. What can I do
for you, officer?Copy !req
96. We found these boys hanging out
down at the track.Copy !req
97. They claim to be yours.Copy !req
98. There must be some
mistake, officer.Copy !req
99. My boys are safe
in the bathtubCopy !req
100. with their mom
and grandpa.Copy !req
101. Hey, you two!Copy !req
102. You blew our cover!Copy !req
103. I want my 50 back!Copy !req
104. Come on,
give it to me.Copy !req
105. Oh, you want 50?Copy !req
106. Hey!Copy !req
107. Hey, what are you
doing?Copy !req
108. Let me go!Copy !req
109. Ya-ahh!Copy !req
110. You want 50?Copy !req
111. I'll give ya 50!Copy !req
112. One...
two...Copy !req
113. three...Copy !req
114. Stimpy, help me!Copy !req
115. Four...Copy !req
116. let me go.Copy !req
117. Five...
six...Copy !req
118. that's enough!Copy !req
119. Seven...Copy !req
120. you're hitting me,
aren't you?Copy !req
121. Eight, nine!Copy !req
122. I don't like that!Copy !req