1. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
2. Tonight we have
the battle of the century!Copy !req
3. The undisputed tag team
champ-Eens of the world!Copy !req
4. The duo of destruction,
the lout brothers,Copy !req
5. lump and loaf!Copy !req
6. And in this corner!Copy !req
7. The pitiful pair,
the couple of contusions,Copy !req
8. maddog Hoek
and killer kadoogen!Copy !req
9. Psst!Copy !req
10. Hey, Ren...Copy !req
11. those guys look
big and mean.Copy !req
12. I think they
wanna hurt us!Copy !req
13. Don't worry, Stimpy.Copy !req
14. This is all pretend.Copy !req
15. Nobody really gets hurt.Copy !req
16. The match is rigged.Copy !req
17. We can't lose.Copy !req
18. We're the good guys.Copy !req
19. Y-you mean
it's just a game...Copy !req
20. and we're just
pretending to fight?Copy !req
21. The bell!Copy !req
22. Oh, boy!Copy !req
23. Let me at 'em!Copy !req
24. Tit, tit, Stimpy.Copy !req
25. Leave these
ruffians to me.Copy !req
26. Duh, have fun
with the nice, mean men.Copy !req
27. Watch me put my famous
sleeper hold on him.Copy !req
28. Tag me tag me tag me!
Please!Copy !req
29. Hi, Mr. Loaf,
my name's Stimpy,Copy !req
30. and I've come
to play with you.Copy !req
31. Oh, the humanity
of it all!Copy !req
32. Hey, Ren!Copy !req
33. Pretendin' to rassleCopy !req
34. is the most fun
in the whole world!Copy !req
35. Come on, Ren,
let me tag you,Copy !req
36. so's you can play!Copy !req
37. No, n-no.
That's okay, Stimpy.Copy !req
38. I already had
lots of fun.Copy !req
39. Besides, heh,
I wouldn't thinkCopy !req
40. of depriving you
of such a good time.Copy !req
41. Gee, Ren,
you're such a pal.Copy !req
42. Always thinking
of me first.Copy !req
43. Well, folks...Copy !req
44. It looks like lump
has the killerCopy !req
45. in the dreaded
backhanded tongue lock!Copy !req
46. Now lump has tagged loaf,Copy !req
47. and it looks like loaf
is going to administer...Copy !req
48. a taste of the awful,
the insidious...Copy !req
49. flying butt pliers!Copy !req
50. Oh, joy!Copy !req
51. Aah!Copy !req
52. Aah!Copy !req
53. Oh, dear.Copy !req
54. I've been so selfish
and thoughtless.Copy !req
55. Here I am, doing
all the playing—Copy !req
56. Aah!Copy !req
57. While my poor pal Ren
sits all aloneCopy !req
58. with no one
to play with.Copy !req
59. Oh, boy, Ren.Copy !req
60. Now it's your turn
to play!Copy !req
61. Now play nice!Copy !req
62. It looks like maddog has
found lump's weak spot!Copy !req
63. Waaaaarrraaarrgh!Copy !req
64. Aah! Ow!
Ow-How-how-how!Copy !req
65. Oh! Ooh!
Ooh! Oooow!Copy !req
66. Ohh-ho-ho, boy!Copy !req
67. I wouldn't wanna be
in maddog's shoes now!Copy !req
68. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
69. Now the referee steps inCopy !req
70. to make sure the lout brothers
fight fair!Copy !req
71. And now the referee
checks to see if thisCopy !req
72. is an illegal
choke hold!Copy !req
73. Well, the ref says
everything's kosher!Copy !req
74. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
75. Well, now both
maddog and the killerCopy !req
76. are in the ring taking
a beating,Copy !req
77. and believe me,
it isn't pretty!Copy !req
78. Psst! Hey, lump...Copy !req
79. it's time
to throw the fight.Copy !req
80. Duh, okey-dokey, loaf.Copy !req
81. The winners...Copy !req
82. maddog Hoek
and killer kadoogen!Copy !req
83. Well, ladies
and gents,Copy !req
84. let's have a word
with today's losers.Copy !req
85. Loaf, what do you think
about losing the match?Copy !req
86. We louts are angry!
We are sore!Copy !req
87. Maddog and killer cheated!Copy !req
88. Next time we see you guys,
it'll be in the street!Copy !req
89. We'll break your bones!Copy !req
90. We'll grind you
into putty!Copy !req
91. We'll tear your faces off!Copy !req
92. You haven't heard
the last of us!Copy !req
93. This is war!Copy !req
94. We are generals,
you are the enemy!Copy !req
95. Beware, maddog!
Beware, killer!Copy !req
96. We know where you live!Copy !req
97. We know where
your parents live!Copy !req
98. We will have our
revennnnge!Copy !req
99. Th-there you have it.Copy !req
100. And now a word
from the winners.Copy !req
101. Maddog, you've heard
the nasty,Copy !req
102. brutal things
loaf said about you.Copy !req
103. How do you respond
to this?Copy !req
104. Well, actually,
I feel that— woop!Copy !req
105. No! I wanna holler
the loud, funny words!Copy !req
106. I like Darren!
He is my friend!Copy !req
107. I like you and him!
He likes me!Copy !req
108. And I like him!Copy !req
109. He likes you!
I hoooope!Copy !req
110. Hey, man, I—Copy !req
111. I like his autograph!Copy !req
112. It is a nice
picture!Copy !req
113. He... is...
niiiice!Copy !req
114. Captioning made possible by
comedy centralCopy !req
115. Captioned by
Soundwriters™Copy !req