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2. Hey, kids!Copy !req
3. Start jumping up and down
like idiots,Copy !req
4. because look what's new
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5. It's all-new
action log!Copy !req
6. With realistic
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7. And you can dress new
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8. with these great new
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10. officer log...Copy !req
11. athletic log...
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14. And get set for
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15. with agent double-o-log.Copy !req
16. And how about the all-new
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17. And girls, you'll swoon
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19. Here comes the mysterious
log from mars!Copy !req
20. Kids, you can be
just like dadCopy !req
21. with the armchair quarterback
adventure play set.Copy !req
22. And you'll have hours of fun
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23. with the log authentic
civil war first aid station!Copy !req
24. Yes, when it's this much fun,
it must be log.Copy !req
25. You're an idiot.Copy !req
26. I am so sick of
your stupidity.Copy !req
27. Thank heaven my cousin Sven
is coming to visit.Copy !req
28. I still remember
the days when Sven and ICopy !req
29. were in the
whelping box together.Copy !req
30. I can hardly wait to haveCopy !req
31. an intellectual
conversation again.Copy !req
32. Ahh, excuse me, Ren.Copy !req
33. It's time for
my appointment!Copy !req
34. That's it!Copy !req
35. I've had enough of
your tomfoolery!Copy !req
36. Cousin Sven!Copy !req
37. He's here!Copy !req
38. Now, you're gonna meet
a dog with real breeding.Copy !req
39. He's a Hoek.Copy !req
40. He's got my blood.Copy !req
41. At last, cousin,
come on in!Copy !req
42. Say something intelligent.Copy !req
43. Duh, he is Ollie,
you are Sven.Copy !req
44. He is Ollie,
you are Sven.Copy !req
45. Sven, get in here,
you old yak gelder!Copy !req
46. I want you to meet
my friend, Stimpy.Copy !req
47. He's an idiot.Copy !req
48. Wow... !Copy !req
49. Stimpy, say hello to
a superior creature.Copy !req
50. Duh, hello,
superior creature!Copy !req
51. Duh, he is Ollie,
you are Sven.Copy !req
52. He is Ollie, you are Sven.Copy !req
53. Is that the face of
intelligence or what?Copy !req
54. Turn around,
you sick little monkey!Copy !req
55. Hee!
Haw!Copy !req
56. Whee!Copy !req
57. Wah... !Copy !req
58. Wa-Wu-Wa!Copy !req
59. Whee-ahh! Whee-ahh!Copy !req
60. I'll go get some
refreshments.Copy !req
61. Stimpy,
help Sven unpack.Copy !req
62. Duh, okay!Copy !req
63. Duh, you are
my new friend.Copy !req
64. I share with you.Copy !req
65. Say, what's that?Copy !req
66. It's my jar of spit.Copy !req
67. I've been saving it
since I was a child.Copy !req
68. You saved your spit?Copy !req
69. Wait here!Copy !req
70. I wanna show you
something.Copy !req
71. Look!Copy !req
72. It's my magic
nose goblins.Copy !req
73. Jiminy!Copy !req
74. I picked them myself.Copy !req
75. Look what I have
for you!Copy !req
76. Wow!Copy !req
77. What is it?Copy !req
78. It's my ball
of band-aids.Copy !req
79. I've saved every band-aid
I've ever used.Copy !req
80. Here, this one's from 1962.Copy !req
81. Joy!Copy !req
82. Whoops!Copy !req
83. Uh, I'll get it.Copy !req
84. What's that?Copy !req
85. Oh, that's just my brain.Copy !req
86. It's always
falling out.Copy !req
87. Willikers!Copy !req
88. It's so big!Copy !req
89. I know.Copy !req
90. You want to see mine?Copy !req
91. Okay!Copy !req
92. Golly!Copy !req
93. Hey, Ren!Copy !req
94. Your cousin
is the coolest!Copy !req
95. We're lodge brothers.Copy !req
96. We both belong to the
loyal order of stupids!Copy !req
97. Yah, and now we show you
our secret handshake.Copy !req
98. Give me!Copy !req
99. Now, cut that out!Copy !req
100. I am going
to work now.Copy !req
101. So don't do
anything stupid!Copy !req
102. Let's play
seek and hide!Copy !req
103. Okay.Copy !req
104. 9, 11...
k, fjord...Copy !req
105. one hundred!Copy !req
106. Okay, here I comin' !Copy !req
107. I'm looking
for you now!Copy !req
108. I'm finding you!Copy !req
109. I'm hiding
in the closet!Copy !req
110. Like an idiot!Copy !req
111. Hey!Copy !req
112. What is this
beautiful thing?Copy !req
113. Duh, it's my first
material possession.Copy !req
114. Can I have some?Copy !req
115. Sure, hop in.Copy !req
116. Stimpy... ?Copy !req
117. I love this!Copy !req
118. I know.Copy !req
119. Hey!Copy !req
120. This is private!Copy !req
121. What shall we do now?Copy !req
122. I know,
let's play circus!Copy !req
123. Look at me!
I am a juggler!Copy !req
124. And I am
a bearded lady!Copy !req
125. And I'm a sword
swallower!Copy !req
126. Ahh...Copy !req
127. Whoops.Copy !req
128. I hate rainy days.Copy !req
129. Yah, and me too.Copy !req
130. I know,
let's play a game!Copy !req
131. Hmm, let's see.Copy !req
132. There's "scribble",
and "gamey",Copy !req
133. and "monotony",
and "purecheesey".Copy !req
134. "Misery date".Copy !req
135. These are boring games.Copy !req
136. Joy!Copy !req
137. Joy!Copy !req
138. It's the funnest game
in the whole wide world!Copy !req
139. "Don't whiz on
the electric fence" !Copy !req
140. you set up the board, and
I'll go plug in the fence.Copy !req
141. Eight!Copy !req
142. 1, 6, 13...Copy !req
143. eight.Copy !req
144. Duh, your turn,
brother Stimpy.Copy !req
145. I... knew it!Copy !req
146. Get dirt everywhere!Copy !req
147. Well, at least I'm home.Copy !req
148. I can follow my
intellectual pursuits.Copy !req
149. My opera records!Copy !req
150. Covered in
bubblegum!Copy !req
151. My collection of rare
incurable diseases!Copy !req
152. Violated!Copy !req
153. Noooo!Copy !req
154. My dinosaur droppings!Copy !req
155. Painted like
easter eggs!Copy !req
156. You!
Idiots!Copy !req
157. You... !Copy !req
158. Both of you!Copy !req
159. Oh, what I'm gonna
do to you...Copy !req
160. I'm so angry!Copy !req
161. First, I'm gonna
tear your lips out.Copy !req
162. Yeah... that's what
I'm gonna do.Copy !req
163. And then, I'm gonna...
gouge your eyes out.Copy !req
164. Yeah...Copy !req
165. that's what
I'm gonna do.Copy !req
166. We don't like this, Ren.Copy !req
167. Yeah, you scaring us.Copy !req
168. Good...
you're scared, huh?Copy !req
169. Next...Copy !req
170. I'm gonna... tear your arms
out of the sockets!Copy !req
171. And you wanna know
what else?Copy !req
172. I'm gonna hit ya!Copy !req
173. And you're
gonna fall.Copy !req
174. And I'm gonna look down,
and I'm gonna laugh.Copy !req
175. But first...Copy !req
176. first!Copy !req
177. I gotta take a whiz!Copy !req
178. Don't you go
anywhere!Copy !req
179. You stay right here.Copy !req
180. Right on this spot.Copy !req
181. I'll be back!Copy !req
182. What's this
stupid thing?Copy !req
183. That's a game, Ren.Copy !req
184. Yah, it's really fun.Copy !req
185. Oh, you like this game?Copy !req
186. Yeah, Ren.Copy !req
187. We love it.Copy !req
188. Oh, you like
the game, huh?Copy !req
189. Do you reeeeally
like it?Copy !req
190. It's our favorite game
in the whole world.Copy !req
191. Oh, you like
the game, huh?Copy !req
192. Well, how do you
like... this?Copy !req
193. So, you whizzed on the
electric fence, didn't you?Copy !req
194. eeeee!Copy !req
195. Shh!Copy !req
196. And now, kids...Copy !req
197. It's time for the
Muddy Mudskipper Show!Copy !req
198. And now, a word
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206. now comes with
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207. That's right,
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208. there's a neat prize
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209. Collect them all!Copy !req
210. There's the shaven yak
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221. Remember, if it doesn't say
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222. it stinks.Copy !req
223. Oh boy, Stimpy, we sure had
fun today, didn't we?Copy !req
224. So long, kids.Copy !req
225. Come on, Stimpy,
say goodbye.Copy !req
226. Duh, where
are we going?Copy !req
227. The show's over.
See you next time.Copy !req
228. Next time?
When's that?Copy !req
229. It's pretty soon,
don't worry.Copy !req
230. Pretty soon?Copy !req
231. How long is that?Copy !req
232. In a little while, man.Copy !req
233. What'll we do
'til then?Copy !req
234. Why, you could
floss your toes!Copy !req
235. Or you could eat
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236. Or, you could
blow yourself up,Copy !req
237. like a balloon!Copy !req
238. Blow myself up!Copy !req
239. Duh, goodbye, kids!Copy !req
240. See you next time!Copy !req
241. Goodbye, folks.Copy !req
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