1. You know, Stimpy,Copy !req
2. with your invention
and my savvy,Copy !req
3. we'll corner
the rubber nipple market.Copy !req
4. We'll be millionaires!Copy !req
5. We'll rule
the world!Copy !req
6. Tsk, Ren!Copy !req
7. I am not in this
for financial gain.Copy !req
8. I have a dream...Copy !req
9. I believe...
one day that everyone...Copy !req
10. everywhere...Copy !req
11. will know the wonders
of my nipples.Copy !req
12. Fine!Copy !req
13. You keep your dream,
and I'll keep the money.Copy !req
14. Now shut up
and drive!Copy !req
15. I'm driving!
I'm driving!Copy !req
16. I can hardly
contain myself!Copy !req
17. Just where do you
think you're going?Copy !req
18. Duh, I was gonna sell
some rubber nipples.Copy !req
19. You don't know
how to sell anything!Copy !req
20. You can't even
whiz by yourself!Copy !req
21. Now, stand back and watch
a real salesman at work.Copy !req
22. Duh, okay, Ren.Copy !req
23. Aaaaah!Copy !req
24. I've had it
up to here!Copy !req
25. With the likes
of you people!Copy !req
26. Whoops.Copy !req
27. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
28. I thought you were A...Copy !req
29. Circus midget.Copy !req
30. I have a new dream,
Ren.Copy !req
31. What's your dream?Copy !req
32. That some day...Copy !req
33. that I will be
as good a salesman...Copy !req
34. as you, Ren.Copy !req
35. Now shut up and let me
do the talking!Copy !req
36. Do I know you?Copy !req
37. I don't think so.Copy !req
38. Would you like
to take a lookCopy !req
39. at some fine
rubber nipples?Copy !req
40. Did my wife send you?Copy !req
41. No, sir.Copy !req
42. But you look like someone
who could really useCopy !req
43. some rubber nipples.Copy !req
44. How do I know you're not
from the F.B.I. ?Copy !req
45. Sir, I can assure you,
we're only salesmen.Copy !req
46. All right,
so I made a mistake!Copy !req
47. One mistake!Copy !req
48. Can't a man
start over?Copy !req
49. Do I have to
keep on paying?Copy !req
50. Aah!Copy !req
51. Maybe I should make
another mistake!Copy !req
52. Maybe two more!Copy !req
53. Please, sir, I think
one mistake is plenty!Copy !req
54. Just let me show you
what's inside here!Copy !req
55. Don't do it, man!
I'm not armed!Copy !req
56. We really just
want to sell youCopy !req
57. some rubber nipples!Copy !req
58. See?Copy !req
59. Oh!Copy !req
60. It is a nipple.Copy !req
61. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
62. Oh, what you must
think of me.Copy !req
63. Forget everything I said.Copy !req
64. So, nipples, huh?Copy !req
65. Hmm...Copy !req
66. no, sir, I don't think I have
any use for rubber nipples.Copy !req
67. I'll tell you what,
though...Copy !req
68. do you have any rubber
walrus protectors?Copy !req
69. Call the police!Copy !req
70. Ren? Ren?Copy !req
71. Ren? Ren?Copy !req
72. Ren!Copy !req
73. What is it, man?Copy !req
74. Oh, please, can I talk
at the next house?Copy !req
75. Can I, can I, huh?Copy !req
76. Oh, please, please,
please, can I, huh?Copy !req
77. Get ahold
of yourself, man!Copy !req
78. All right, all right!Copy !req
79. Shut up and get
in the truck!Copy !req
80. Joy!Copy !req
81. You promised!Copy !req
82. Hello, sir.Copy !req
83. Would you like to buy some
shiny new rubber nipples?Copy !req
84. I baked them myself!Copy !req
85. Hmm...
nipples, huh?Copy !req
86. Let me ask the wife.Copy !req
87. Honey, are we short on
rubber nipples?Copy !req
88. Now, dear, don't you go
buying new rubber nipplesCopy !req
89. when you don't use the ones
you already have.Copy !req
90. Well, maybe I would if they
weren't all chewed up.Copy !req
91. Come on in, boys.Copy !req
92. Let's see
what you got.Copy !req
93. Yee-hee!
Ah ha ha ha!Copy !req
94. Ahem.Copy !req
95. Well, sir, you know rubber
nipples have come a long wayCopy !req
96. since you were a child.Copy !req
97. I bet you thought
rubber nipplesCopy !req
98. were just to put
in your mouth.Copy !req
99. Well, yeah, actually.Copy !req
100. Well, nowadays, there's
a thousand and one usesCopy !req
101. for my handy-dandy
rubber nipples.Copy !req
102. Observe.Copy !req
103. They're perfect for storing
your hair trimmings.Copy !req
104. Now, there's something
the little woman can use!Copy !req
105. They're perfect for getting
at those hard-to-reach places.Copy !req
106. Just amazing!Copy !req
107. They make great
finger gloves...Copy !req
108. for when you have to touch
filthy and repulsive things.Copy !req
109. I have to touch filthy and
repulsive things every day!Copy !req
110. Don't I, honey?Copy !req
111. Watch me now.Copy !req
112. Nose plugs!Copy !req
113. And they make
wonderful rain hats.Copy !req
114. They protect your eyes
from harmful U.V. Rays.Copy !req
115. And they make...
great...Copy !req
116. Hickies!Copy !req
117. Oh, man, wait 'til
the guys at the officeCopy !req
118. get a load of this!Copy !req
119. Do you wanna sleep
out in the yard?Copy !req
120. You mean
for a change?Copy !req
121. Uh, are your knees
cold, sir?Copy !req
122. Why, yes, they are
a little chilly.Copy !req
123. No more frosty knees,
no, siree!Copy !req
124. Wow!
They are warm!Copy !req
125. Honey, how long
have we been married?Copy !req
126. And we don't have
any of these?Copy !req
127. All right, boys,
here's five bucks!Copy !req
128. I'll take the whole
mess of 'em!Copy !req
129. Five bucks! Five bucks!Copy !req
130. Now get out!Copy !req
131. Ow! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
132. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
133. Aah! Ow!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
134. Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
135. Whooooa!Copy !req
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comedy centralCopy !req
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