1. this... will...
hurt... you.Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Stimpy, look what
they did to my arm!Copy !req
4. Yeah, I got shots, too.Copy !req
5. You know, Stimpy, this
army business ain't so bad.Copy !req
6. I think we
found our niche.Copy !req
7. Atten-hut!Copy !req
8. What did he say?Copy !req
9. Atten-hut!Copy !req
10. Excuse me,
could you—Copy !req
11. about pace!Copy !req
12. Forward, harh!Copy !req
13. About face!Copy !req
14. Forward, harh!Copy !req
15. Company halt!Copy !req
16. Remain calm!Copy !req
17. Can't you
follow orders?Copy !req
18. All right,
you two insects.Copy !req
19. Give me 20!Copy !req
20. As a rule, I don't
like to lend money.Copy !req
21. But you got
an honest face.Copy !req
22. Hey, Ren.Copy !req
23. I think the sarge
likes you bestCopy !req
24. 'cause he gave you
the most potatoes to peel.Copy !req
25. Recruits Ren and Stimpy,
report for tear-gas training.Copy !req
26. Duh!Copy !req
27. Tear-gas room?Copy !req
28. Pee-yew!Copy !req
29. I tell you, man,Copy !req
30. there's nothing could
get me in there.Copy !req
31. Remove mask!Copy !req
32. Hey, how come
you're not crying?Copy !req
33. I cheated.Copy !req
34. I held my breath.Copy !req
35. Boy, Stimpy, you're
such a knucklehead.Copy !req
36. Listen, you moron.Copy !req
37. I am smart,
you're stupid.Copy !req
38. I know how to get around
that big, dopey sarge.Copy !req
39. Stick with me, kid.Copy !req
40. I know where
I'm going in life.Copy !req
41. About!Copy !req
42. The room!Copy !req
43. Happy, happy, happy.Copy !req
44. Peel, peel, peel.Copy !req
45. Stimpy!Copy !req
46. Phew!Copy !req
47. All right,
rest period's over.Copy !req
48. Let's get a move on.Copy !req
49. Did you hear me?Copy !req
50. I said,
let's get going!Copy !req
51. You don't want to anger
that big, dopey sar-r-R...Copy !req
52. Puff, puff,
breathe, pain...Copy !req
53. oh, man.Copy !req
54. My dogs are
killing me.Copy !req
55. Boy, it sure feels good
to get those boots off.Copy !req
56. You said it.Copy !req
57. Good night, Ren.Copy !req
58. Good night, Stimpy.Copy !req
59. Now all I need...Copy !req
60. is eight hours of
uninterrupted sleep.Copy !req
61. Now, no sleep.Copy !req
62. Hee hee.Copy !req
63. No sleep.Copy !req
64. No bed.Copy !req
65. And no, no, no,
bed, bed, bed!Copy !req
66. Atten-Hut!Copy !req
67. Forward harh!Copy !req
68. Psst, hey, Guido.Copy !req
69. It's all so
clear to me now.Copy !req
70. I'm the keeper
of the cheese.Copy !req
71. And you're
the lemon merchant.Copy !req
72. You get it?Copy !req
73. And he knows it.Copy !req
74. That's why he's
gonna kill us.Copy !req
75. So we gotta beat it.Copy !req
76. Yeah.Copy !req
77. Before he lets loose
the marmosets on us.Copy !req
78. Don't worry,
little Missy.Copy !req
79. I'll save you!Copy !req
80. Congrabulations!Copy !req
81. You graduated.Copy !req
82. You're full-fledged
tank paratroopers.Copy !req
83. Stimpy.Copy !req
84. I can't believe it.Copy !req
85. We made it.Copy !req
86. Not only do we have these cool
uniforms and this swell tank,Copy !req
87. we're also proud members
of an elite fighting force.Copy !req
88. New amazing product!Copy !req
89. Hi, kids.Copy !req
90. I start out my day with
my favorite breakfast.Copy !req
91. That's right,
sugar frosted milk.Copy !req
92. Mmm!Copy !req
93. Smell those lumps!Copy !req
94. Just four ounces of lumps
and six ounces of cerealCopy !req
95. makes for
a balanced breakfast.Copy !req
96. Help!Copy !req
97. And sugar frosted milk
stays lumpy, even in cereal.Copy !req
98. Morning, sis.Copy !req
99. Oh, boy!Copy !req
100. Sugar frosted lumps!Copy !req
101. Hey!Copy !req
102. Who stole my lumps?Copy !req
103. It's time for
"ask Dr. Stupid."Copy !req
104. With your host,
Dr. Stupid.Copy !req
105. Oh, hello there.Copy !req
106. Doctor, here's a letter
from JenniferCopy !req
107. from bent armpit, Wyoming.Copy !req
108. And she asks,
"dear Dr. Stupid,Copy !req
109. what is that ugly white slab
in my can of beans?"Copy !req
110. That's a very good
question, Jennifer.Copy !req
111. I'd better put on my patented
stuponitron helmet.Copy !req
112. Prepare to activate.Copy !req
113. The answer's
simple, really.Copy !req
114. Jennifer, that ugly white slab
in your can of beans is...Copy !req
115. the queen bean!Copy !req
116. And all the other beans are
the worker beans that serve her.Copy !req
117. Thank you, Dr. Stupid.Copy !req
118. Tune in next time
for "ask Dr. Stupid."Copy !req
119. At last, I have control
of your Tv set.Copy !req
120. Are you receiving me?Copy !req
121. Welcome to our
secret headquarters.Copy !req
122. Thousands of miles below
the earth's crust.Copy !req
123. Shut up, you fool!Copy !req
124. How do you know
we can trust them?Copy !req
125. We could make them
take the oath.Copy !req
126. Perfect, the oath.Copy !req
127. Put your hand
on the Tv screenCopy !req
128. and repeat after me.Copy !req
129. I do hereby promise only to
watch the Ren & Stimpy show,Copy !req
130. to make under-leg noises
during the good scenes,Copy !req
131. to wear unwashed
lederhosenCopy !req
132. every single day of
the rest of my life!Copy !req
133. That's it!Copy !req
134. You're in our
secret club.Copy !req
135. All right, Stimpy.Copy !req
136. They're okay.Copy !req
137. Show them the stuff.Copy !req
138. Congratulations—Copy !req
139. oh, shut up
and show 'em.Copy !req
140. I'm showing 'em,
I'm showing 'em!Copy !req
141. Okay, kids.Copy !req
142. It's time for
a secret cartoon.Copy !req