1. Hey, RenCopy !req
2. What?Copy !req
3. Will you help me try out
my new inventions?Copy !req
4. Go away, I'm busy!Copy !req
5. Come on, Ren,
I need your help.Copy !req
6. Oh, please!Copy !req
7. Huh?Copy !req
8. Uh, all right,
all right, sure.Copy !req
9. All right, Stimpy,
I'm losing my patience.Copy !req
10. Let's get this
over with!Copy !req
11. Ahem, ladies and gents,Copy !req
12. I give you...
the cheese-o-phone.Copy !req
13. Now we can talk
to cheeseCopy !req
14. anywhere
in the world,Copy !req
15. regardless of their
foreign tongues.Copy !req
16. Eh, go ahead, Ren,Copy !req
17. say something
in Limburger.Copy !req
18. Will you hurry so I can
finish my paper?Copy !req
19. Check this out, Ren.Copy !req
20. It's the remote
control shaver.Copy !req
21. Now you can get
a clean, close shaveCopy !req
22. without even
being there.Copy !req
23. Observe.Copy !req
24. That's the most
ridiculous thingCopy !req
25. I've ever heard!Copy !req
26. You—Copy !req
27. You...Copy !req
28. here, Ren,
for you!Copy !req
29. Oh, what is it?Copy !req
30. Go ahead, open it.Copy !req
31. What are they?Copy !req
32. They're my latestCopy !req
33. stay-put socks.Copy !req
34. They never
fall down!Copy !req
35. Say, now,
that's a good idea.Copy !req
36. Especially for those of us
who don't wear clothes.Copy !req
37. Why, it's amazing!Copy !req
38. How do
they work?Copy !req
39. They're
full of glue!Copy !req
40. I'm so glad
you like them, Ren.Copy !req
41. Wait here.Copy !req
42. I'll go get the stay-put
hat and raincoat.Copy !req
43. You filthy
swine!Copy !req
44. I will kill you!Copy !req
45. Hey, what's
the matter, Ren?Copy !req
46. Say...
you don't suppose—Copy !req
47. He's unhappy?Copy !req
48. I know now
what I must do.Copy !req
49. I must use
my gift of inventionCopy !req
50. to save Ren.Copy !req
51. Hmm...Copy !req
52. Hmm...
ah!Copy !req
53. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mm-Hmm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
54. Whew!Copy !req
55. Eureka!Copy !req
56. Hey, Ren!Copy !req
57. What?Copy !req
58. Are you feeling
any better?Copy !req
59. No, I'm not
feeling any better!Copy !req
60. Wait.Copy !req
61. What are
you up to?Copy !req
62. Oh, nothing!Copy !req
63. What have you got behind
your back?Copy !req
64. You're hiding
something from me,Copy !req
65. aren't you?Copy !req
66. What is it
you're hiding?Copy !req
67. All right,
let's see it!Copy !req
68. Okay, hand it over!Copy !req
69. Hey, what is
this thing?Copy !req
70. Get it off of me!Copy !req
71. It's the happy helmet, Ren.Copy !req
72. Now you'll always
be happy!Copy !req
73. And this is
the remote control,Copy !req
74. and I use this dialCopy !req
75. to control how happy
you are.Copy !req
76. You sick
little monkey!Copy !req
77. Why, I oughta—Copy !req
78. Reee...Copy !req
79. hey, it works!Copy !req
80. Hey... what's...
happening...Copy !req
81. to me?Copy !req
82. No!Copy !req
83. Got to
fight it!Copy !req
84. Eee!Copy !req
85. Can't lose...
control!Copy !req
86. Will strong.Copy !req
87. Body... weak!Copy !req
88. Whee!Copy !req
89. Hah hah
hah hah hah!Copy !req
90. Ah ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
91. Stimpy, I'm so happy!Copy !req
92. I... must go...Copy !req
93. do... nice...
things!Copy !req
94. Hee hee hee hee!
Hah hah hah hah!Copy !req
95. So... happy...
ironing...Copy !req
96. for... Stimpy!Copy !req
97. Hah hah hah hah hah!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
98. Ah ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
99. I... must do...Copy !req
100. wonderful things...Copy !req
101. for my best friend...
Stimpy!Copy !req
102. Ooh joy!Copy !req
103. Ah hah hah
hah hah!Copy !req
104. See how I love
to clean...Copy !req
105. filthy cat boxes?Copy !req
106. Hah hah hah
hah hah!Copy !req
107. Ah ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha...Copy !req
108. Ren!Copy !req
109. I've got
a surprise for you!Copy !req
110. Come out, come out,
wherever you are.Copy !req
111. Hey, maybe Ren
is somewhere being sad.Copy !req
112. I will make him
happy again!Copy !req
113. Ren, oh, Ren...Copy !req
114. boy, Ren, if you think
you're happy now,Copy !req
115. wait'll you hear this!Copy !req
116. It's a record of my
favorite song!Copy !req
117. It's called
"happy happy joy joy!"Copy !req
118. Hello, boys and girls.Copy !req
119. This is your old pal
Stinky Whizzleteats.Copy !req
120. This is a song
about a whale.Copy !req
121. No!Copy !req
122. This is a song
about being happy.Copy !req
123. That's right.Copy !req
124. It's the Happy Happy
Joy Joy song.Copy !req
125. I don't think
you're happy enough.Copy !req
126. That's right.Copy !req
127. I'll teach you
to be happy.Copy !req
128. I'll teach your
grandmother to suck eggs!Copy !req
129. Now, boys and girls,
let's try it again.Copy !req
130. If'n you ain't
the granddaddy of all liars!Copy !req
131. The little critters
of nature,Copy !req
132. they don't know
that they're ugly.Copy !req
133. That's very funny...Copy !req
134. a fly marrying
a bumble bee.Copy !req
135. I told ya I'd shoot...Copy !req
136. but you didn't
believe me!Copy !req
137. Why didn't
you believe me?Copy !req
138. Ren, you,
you're angry?Copy !req
139. You're darn tootin'
I'm angry!Copy !req
140. I've never
been this angryCopy !req
141. in my entire life!Copy !req
142. Hey...
I feel great!Copy !req
143. I love being
angry!Copy !req
144. Thank you, Stimpy.Copy !req
145. Happy to be
of service?Copy !req
146. It's time for
"ask Dr. Stupid"Copy !req
147. with your host
Dr. Stupid.Copy !req
148. Oh, hello there.Copy !req
149. Doctor, here's
a letter from Jennifer,Copy !req
150. from bent armpit,
Wyoming.Copy !req
151. And she asks:
"dear Dr. Stupid,Copy !req
152. "what is that ugly
white slabCopy !req
153. in my can of beans?"Copy !req
154. That's a very good
question, Jennifer.Copy !req
155. I better put on my patented
stupomitron helmet.Copy !req
156. Prepare to activate.Copy !req
157. The answer's
simple really.Copy !req
158. Jennifer, that ugly white slab
in your can of beans is...Copy !req
159. the queen bean!Copy !req
160. And all the other beans
are the worker beansCopy !req
161. that serve her.Copy !req
162. Thank you Dr. Stupid.Copy !req
163. Tune in next time for
"ask Dr. Stupid".Copy !req
164. Captioning made possible by
comedy centralCopy !req
165. Captioned by
Soundwriters™Copy !req