The Ren & Stimpy Show 1x4

Directed by John Kricfalusi

When Ren falls ill, it's Nurse Stimpy to the rescue, swearing by the Sacred Bedpan to cure his friend. Will the constant care lead to a cured Chihuahua, or a total relapse?

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1. And please bless grandma and grandpa.

2. And please give me a million dollars.

3. And, oh, yeah, huge pectoral muscles.

4. Amen.

5. Will you button me, Ren?

6. Sure thing, pal.

7. Good night, Stimpy.

8. Good night, Ren.

9. What is it, man?

10. Will you read me a bedtime story?

11. Read me a bedtime story?

12. Read it yourself!

13. Oh, this looks wonderful.

14. Once upon a time...

15. uh, there, uh, there lived, uh...

16. oh, yeah, a giant.

17. He was a handsome giant,

18. but he was different from all the other giants.

19. He was the, uh... littlest giant.

20. Why, he's barely enormous.

21. He's merely huge.

22. He's no bigger than a house.

23. Hey!

24. What's the idea?

25. Pick on somebody your own size.

26. All the bigger giants laughed at the little giant.

27. You'll never have any friends.

28. You're too little to have any friends.

29. Finding his life in hugevania unbearable,

30. the little giant decided to run away.

31. To my dearest friends, the big, mean giants.

32. I'm running away forever.

33. Your punching bag, the littlest giant.

34. Chew.

35. Chew.

36. Chew.

37. With a tear in his eye,

38. the littlest giant left the village of hugevania,

39. never to return again.

40. Meanwhile, in the village of, uh, thumbsville...

41. wee Ren of the wee folk sat aside his well.

42. He was very forlorn 'twas he.

43. Oh, woe is I.

44. The well has gone dry.

45. And my cow will just give powdered milk.

46. I tell you no lie.

47. My sow, she does fry.

48. And my chickens—

49. They only lay silt.

50. One morning,

51. wee Ren was awakened by the sound of large

52. sobbing and crying.

53. And there, next to the well,

54. was the littlest giant,

55. sobbing his gigantic little heart out.

56. And lo, the little giant's tears filled up the well

57. to overflowing.

58. Wee Ren was overjoyed.

59. Oh, Mr. Giant, you saved the farm!

60. You are my true friend.

61. Friend?

62. I'm your— I'm your friend?

63. Why, of course!

64. You are the biggest friend I've ever had.

65. I'm your friend?

66. And I'm big?

67. Big?

68. You kidding?

69. You're repulsively titanic.

70. Gosh!

71. I've never had a friend before.

72. Just name it, pal.

73. And I'll do anything for you.

74. Anything?

75. That's right, anything.

76. Really?

77. Absolutely anything?

78. Anything you say, man.

79. Anything my tiny heart desires?

80. Yes, anything!

81. You fat, bloated idiot!

82. What a pal.

83. Would you... scratch my back?

84. Sure, I'd be glad—

85. and, uh, comb my hair?

86. Pluck my eyebrows?

87. Do my nails?

88. Mend my clothes?

89. Brush my teeth?

90. Shave my tongue?

91. And so, the littlest giant's heart was filled with blood.

92. And wee Ren agreed to let the littlest giant

93. live with him forever.

94. And they lived happily ever after.

95. Joy, joy.

96. Hey, boy, Stimpy,

97. we sure had fun today, didn't we?

98. Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.

99. Where are we going?

100. The show's over, see you next time.

101. What'll we do till then?

102. Why, you can clean your bellybutton.

103. Eat olive loaf till you puke!

104. I know, man.

105. You can chase your tail till you're dizzy.

106. Chase my tail?

107. But Ren, I don't have a tail.

108. Do what I tell you, stupid.

109. How you feeling, pal?

110. Kinda sick.

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