1. Well, Stimpy,
what's on Tv tonight?Copy !req
2. Oh, joy!Copy !req
3. Hey, Ren, it's "commander
Hoek and Stimpy" !Copy !req
4. Happy, happy, happy...Copy !req
5. joy, joy, joy.Copy !req
6. My favorite
live-Action drama.Copy !req
7. Don't let it start!
Don't let it start!Copy !req
8. Roger, a-Ok,
activate view screen.Copy !req
9. I can't watch this show
without my...Copy !req
10. trusty commander Hoek
radar decoder ring...Copy !req
11. my o-fficial commander Hoek
space helmet...Copy !req
12. not to mention
your genuineCopy !req
13. super-elastic
time shorts.Copy !req
14. Bet you don't have a pair
of these, earthling.Copy !req
15. And... nggaaaaaa...Copy !req
16. my anti-gravity
bubblegum.Copy !req
17. All systems go!Copy !req
18. Prepare for countdown!Copy !req
19. 10, 9, 8, 7,Copy !req
20. 6, 5, 4,
3, 2, 1—Copy !req
21. blastoff to adventureCopy !req
22. in the amazing year
400 billionCopy !req
23. with commander Hoek
and his faithful companionCopy !req
24. cadet Stimpy,Copy !req
25. as they roam the endless,
uncharted regions of spaceCopy !req
26. at speeds so fantasticCopy !req
27. they throttle
the imagination!Copy !req
28. Prepare to surge
to sub-light speed.Copy !req
29. En-gage.Copy !req
30. You'll see
futuristic technologies,Copy !req
31. thrilling headgear...Copy !req
32. Spine-tingling toast!Copy !req
33. Be there,
scour the spaceways,Copy !req
34. explore vast alien worlds!Copy !req
35. Come in,
cadet Stimpy.Copy !req
36. Do you read me?Copy !req
37. Cadet Stimpy here,
we read you, roger.Copy !req
38. Roger here.Copy !req
39. Okay, space cadets,Copy !req
40. prepare to hurtle
through the cosmosCopy !req
41. in today's turgid episode!Copy !req
42. Captain's log...Copy !req
43. commander Hoek hereCopy !req
44. on a 36-year mission
to the crab nebula.Copy !req
45. We've made this trip
dozens of times.Copy !req
46. You know,
they say sometimesCopy !req
47. people go crazy
on these long trips.Copy !req
48. They get the—Copy !req
49. Space madness.Copy !req
50. Heh— space madness.Copy !req
51. Mr. Science officer,
commence relaxation period.Copy !req
52. Aye, aye, cap'n!Copy !req
53. Well, it's break time.Copy !req
54. We're not on duty
for another six years.Copy !req
55. So, what do you
wanna do?Copy !req
56. Why don't we just spend
some quality time together?Copy !req
57. Do you have to keep
tapping like that?Copy !req
58. You bloated sack
of protoplasm?Copy !req
59. Hey, cap, ease off.Copy !req
60. Oh, hey,
I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
61. I— I just been
cooped up here so long.Copy !req
62. I think we both need
a good, hot meal.Copy !req
63. Just hang on, okay?Copy !req
64. Mmm, boy,
I'm starving!Copy !req
65. How about that!
A 3-course meal.Copy !req
66. Ppbbppbb...Copy !req
67. that's it!
I need some real food!Copy !req
68. Relax, cap'n.Copy !req
69. I'm here for you.Copy !req
70. Let it out...
that's right...Copy !req
71. hey, I know
what you need.Copy !req
72. Yes, sir,
a good, hot bathCopy !req
73. is the best thing
for nerves.Copy !req
74. Ow! Hey!
Cut it out!Copy !req
75. Ahh...Copy !req
76. I'll turn off
the gravity.Copy !req
77. It'll help you
relax.Copy !req
78. What a pal.Copy !req
79. Ahh...Copy !req
80. this is the good life.Copy !req
81. Just relax and
let my mind drift.Copy !req
82. Ahh...Copy !req
83. I'll just lie back
and think pleasant thoughts.Copy !req
84. Chicken pot pie...Copy !req
85. chocolate-covered
raisins...Copy !req
86. glazed ham!Copy !req
87. Ohh, oh...Copy !req
88. heh heh.Copy !req
89. Heh heh
heh heh heh.Copy !req
90. Ooh...Copy !req
91. they think I'm crazy,
but I know better.Copy !req
92. It is not I
who am crazy—Copy !req
93. it is I who am mad!Copy !req
94. Didn't you hear 'em?Copy !req
95. Didn't you see the crowds?Copy !req
96. Oh, my beloved
ice cream bar...Copy !req
97. how I love to lick
your creamy center!Copy !req
98. Awwmmf!Copy !req
99. Awwmmf!Copy !req
100. Awwmmf!Copy !req
101. And your oh-so-nutty...
chocolate covering.Copy !req
102. You're not like
the others.Copy !req
103. You like the
same things I do.Copy !req
104. Heh... wax paper...Copy !req
105. boiled football
leather...Copy !req
106. dog breath!Copy !req
107. We're not
hitchhiking anymore.Copy !req
108. We're riding!Copy !req
109. Stop it!
You're talking crazy.Copy !req
110. Oh, no— I know
what you want.Copy !req
111. You coveted
my ice cream bar!Copy !req
112. Come on, now.Copy !req
113. No you don't!Copy !req
114. You can't take it
from me now!Copy !req
115. I've had this ice cream bar
since I was a child!Copy !req
116. People... always trying
to take it from me!Copy !req
117. Why won't they
leave me alone?Copy !req
118. E-easy now.Copy !req
119. Back off, man!Copy !req
120. Don't make me use this!Copy !req
121. One step closer,
I'm warnin' ya!Copy !req
122. Don't make me use it!Copy !req
123. Now you've done it.Copy !req
124. You've forced me
to use it!Copy !req
125. Hyah!Copy !req
126. I'm hurting.Copy !req
127. You poor, crazy kid.Copy !req
128. Captain's log...Copy !req
129. I'm tired, so tired.Copy !req
130. I can't believe my own
partner attacked me.Copy !req
131. Maybe... if I occupy
his mind...Copy !req
132. with more duties,Copy !req
133. I can control his...
space madness!Copy !req
134. Now, listen, cadet.Copy !req
135. I've got a job
for you.Copy !req
136. See this button?Copy !req
137. Don't touch it!Copy !req
138. It's the history eraser
button, you fool!Copy !req
139. So, what'll happen?Copy !req
140. That's just it—
we don't know.Copy !req
141. Maybe something bad...Copy !req
142. maybe something
good...Copy !req
143. I guess we'll never know,Copy !req
144. 'cause you're going
to guard it.Copy !req
145. You won't touch it,
will you?Copy !req
146. Hee... heh heh.Copy !req
147. Hee...
heh heh heh.Copy !req
148. Oh, how longCopy !req
149. can trusty cadet Stimpy
hold out?Copy !req
150. How can he possibly resist
the diabolical urgeCopy !req
151. to push the button that could
erase his very existence?Copy !req
152. Will his tortured mind
give inCopy !req
153. to its uncontrollable
desires?Copy !req
154. Can he withstand
the temptationCopy !req
155. to push the button
that even now beckons himCopy !req
156. ever closer?Copy !req
157. Will he succumb
to the maddening urgeCopy !req
158. to eradicate historyCopy !req
159. at the mere push
of a single button?Copy !req
160. The beautiful,
shiny button!Copy !req
161. The jolly,
candy-Like button!Copy !req
162. Will he hold out, folks?Copy !req
163. Can he hold out?Copy !req
164. No, I can't!Copy !req
165. Aahhh!Copy !req
166. Tune in
next week as...Copy !req
167. New amazing product!Copy !req
168. Hi, kids!Copy !req
169. I start out my day
with my favorite breakfast—Copy !req
170. that's right,
sugar frosted milk!Copy !req
171. Mmm!Copy !req
172. Smell those lumps!Copy !req
173. Just four ounces of lumps
and six ounces of cerealCopy !req
174. makes for
a balanced breakfast.Copy !req
175. Help!Copy !req
176. Nooo!Copy !req
177. Boo hoo!Copy !req
178. And sugar frosted milk
stays lumpy,Copy !req
179. even in cereal!Copy !req
180. Mornin', sis!Copy !req
181. Oh, boy!
Sugar frosted lumps!Copy !req
182. Hey, who stole my lumps?Copy !req