The Ren & Stimpy Show 1x2

Directed by John Kricfalusi

While Stimpy enjoys his new found success in show business, Ren sits at home missing his brainless buddy. Will Stimpy give up his fame and fortune to return home?

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1. Oh, joy of joys!

2. Another beautiful day.

3. Smell that fresh air.

4. It's so invigoratin'.

5. Yes, sir, I sure feel great today.

6. Fit as a fiddle.

7. Don't you, Ren?

8. Ren?

9. Ren, you don't look so good.

10. Oh, my!

11. Oh, dear.

12. Oh, fudge!

13. Speak to me, Ren.

14. You're making me sad.

15. My... friend.

16. Don't worry, ol' buddy, I'll take care of you.

17. Nurse Stimpy to the rescue!

18. I, nurse Stimpy,

19. do solemnly swear by the sacred bed pan

20. to fix the patient,

21. and ease his wretched suffering

22. even until all hope is gone.

23. Now, just relax,

24. and don't worry about a thing.

25. I'm just going to perform a few tests.

26. Now, open wide, Ren.

27. Hmm.

28. Mm-hmm.

29. Mm-mm.

30. Heavens, I don't like the looks of that!

31. Now, let's have a look at those glands.

32. Say, "ahh."

33. Ahh!

34. Oh, my gracious.

35. It's worse than I thought.

36. I better perform some more tests.

37. Okay, let's check your blood pressure.

38. Well, that looks normal.

39. It's time for your medicine, Ren.

40. Now open up.

41. Ahh.

42. Get on with it, man.

43. Patience now.

44. You must have the correct dosage.

45. All righty, open wide.

46. Ahh...

47. Now swallow every little drop.

48. Isn't it tasty?

49. Mmm, mm-hmm.

50. Man!

51. That's some icky-Tasting stuff.

52. What is that anyway?

53. Okay, Ren, time for your daily spleen cleansing.

54. Why, Ren, you haven't washed in weeks.

55. What you need is a nice sponge bath.

56. Aw, you're all sticky with filth.

57. Okay, now, take off your fur.

58. Oh, no, forget that stuff.

59. Come on, don't be stubborn.

60. Now, Ren, are you going to take off your fur

61. or do I have to?

62. Back up, man!

63. Just you... back up.

64. I can do it.

65. That's a good boy.

66. Was that so bad?

67. Now, isn't that nice?

68. You know, Stimpy, this is not so bad.

69. In fact, I feel better already.

70. You're so good to me.

71. But it is kind of embarrassing.

72. Oh, pshaw.

73. No one will ever see you.

74. My, you're looking chipper this morning.

75. Look, I brought you your breakfast in bed.

76. I don't deserve you.

77. Mmm, my coffee.

78. Uh-uh-uh.

79. I brought you your paper, too.

80. I know how you like to read your paper at breakfast.

81. God bless you, Stimpy.

82. I'm sorry I'm all the time mean to you.

83. Aah!

84. Oh, no, a total relapse.

85. Why, I... I'm better!

86. I feel like a million bucks.

87. Ha ha ha ha ha!

88. Stimpy, look, you did it!

89. You cured me!

90. Stimpy?

91. Stimpy?

92. Oh, my gosh, what's wrong, man?

93. Why, you're sick.

94. You're sick!

95. Don't worry, I'll save you!

96. Now it's my turn!

97. Nurse Ren to the rescue!

98. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

99. Oh, boy, Stimpy,

100. we sure had fun today, didn't we?

101. So long, kids.

102. Come on, Stimpy, say good-bye.

103. Uh, where are we going?

104. The show's over.

105. See you next time.

106. Next time? When's that?

107. Pretty soon, don't worry.

108. Pretty soon?

109. How long is that?

110. In a little while, man.

111. A little while?

112. What'll we do 'til then?

113. You could get your teeth drilled.

114. Or read a book.

115. Wait a minute, I got it.

116. You could play with your magic nose goblins.

117. Yay!

118. Picked them myself.

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