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She's putting a hat.
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into their brains.
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- Yeah. This is for the best.
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- ... he just needs
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- Why Adam, what...
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It's going crazy.
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- You know, ask the Father,
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- ... you know, smoking weed.
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- Uh, as miracle
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- It was all right, brother.
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- Hi.
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- Oh.
To be a co-parent?
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- Come on. Don't I look clean?
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- Uh, it's for a project
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took a little bit of weed or...
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425. Oh, no, I can drive.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh.
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- No, it's okay.
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a license plate to drive?
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a license plate to drive?
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this one's always here.
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and there's a cross
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- Uh-huh.
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439. Carne Asada tater tots,
no sour cream, no cheese.
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- Welcome back.
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- No, no, no.
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and feed the baby the bottle.
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gonna be like,
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447. "Oh, my gosh,
you spent the night alone
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that the government has
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can communicate
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and, you know?
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whistleblowers come up online
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- Crying.
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to let a new person
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your heart to them.
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what their motives are.
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- Heavy cry.
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- Okay.
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for the best,
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disappointing you.
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- What?
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469. He's bailing, he's leaving.
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470. Wasn't cut out for it,
I guess. Not everybody is.
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why I make the choices I do.
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across the country
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to throw it away.
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and it didn't even fit
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something familiar around.
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gonna be out here for a while.
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in a corporate suite
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their model unit,
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to bring my cats with me
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a little less lonely.
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is so temporary,
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for something more permanent.
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- Hello.
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that happened with Robin.
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have to unfold
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as you go, so...
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a little bit
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I don't have kids myself.
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494. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm 38 and...
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a good dad maybe, but...
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497. - Yeah, it's hard to know.
- Yeah.
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I don't know, maybe...
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for you to—
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500. to go through this experience
with someone who could benefit
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- Mm-hmm.
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about co-parenting
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It wouldn't be romantic
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during this process
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507. I wanted
to have more communication
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- With me?
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I know.
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511. There you go. Good girl.
It's all right.
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just making sure
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- Yeah.
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on the same page.
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a good thing to focus on.
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to work on.
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a peace about something.
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time to do that, so...
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I don't want...
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527. - so I don't want
that to influence...
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh.
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- Sure.
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to do, definitely,
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the, you know, the bias or...
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- Yeah.
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of my head, I would say,
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535. "Sure, let's go with it."
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- Okay. Yeah, okay.
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539. It will be,
it's gonna be great.
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this is Nathan Fielder
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541. - from The Rehearsal.
- How are you, sir?
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542. - Good, how are you?
- I'm fantastic.
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the rehearsal,
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into the house to perform
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participant, Angela.
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to get your verbal consent
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and interact with Perry
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I can get you to agree to today?
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that would be amicable.
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for you 'cause now, there'll be
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after Charlie instead of one.
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559. Yeah, that's great.
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any hesitancy in your voice,
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and I know this
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is not for everyone.
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we're thrilled to have
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to this groundbreaking project.
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571. Awesome, thank you
for letting us be part of it.
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to see you very soon.
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I'll see you soon.
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574. And I'm excited to see Charlie.
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579. Okay,
thank you, Nathan.
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- Bye. Bye-bye.
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