1. The real Ghostbusters will return
Copy !req
2. after these messages.
Copy !req
3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
Copy !req
4. Okay, now if you'll just hold still
Copy !req
5. Slimer, this won't hurt a bit.
Copy !req
6. Are you sure this won't hurt him?
Copy !req
7. Absolutely, Ray.
Copy !req
8. Well then forget it, I'm leaving.
Copy !req
9. Peter, I would remind you that Slimer
Copy !req
10. is the only ghost who will sit still for
Copy !req
11. our tests.
Copy !req
12. His value to science is incalculable.
Copy !req
13. Egon's right.
Copy !req
14. Where else are we going to get our hands
Copy !req
15. on something truly unearthly?
Copy !req
16. I think your toast's ready, Egon.
Copy !req
17. That means the system's all warmed up
Copy !req
18. and ready to go.
Copy !req
19. Yes.
Copy !req
20. Now for the first time, we'll be able to
Copy !req
21. see what's inside Slimer.
Copy !req
22. Wow, this is wild.
Copy !req
23. Like we're going through the layers of
Copy !req
24. Slimer.
Copy !req
25. That's exactly what we're doing.
Copy !req
26. Peeling back one level after another
Copy !req
27. until we get to whatever's there.
Copy !req
28. Boy, that thing puts out a lot of heat.
Copy !req
29. You think he'll be all right?
Copy !req
30. Are you kidding?
Copy !req
31. He spends most of his time in hot
Copy !req
32. water.
Copy !req
33. Can you get wrestling on this?
Copy !req
34. No.
Copy !req
35. Just a thought.
Copy !req
36. This is it.
Copy !req
37. We're almost there.
Copy !req
38. You guys hear something?
Copy !req
39. What?
Copy !req
40. There, there it is.
Copy !req
41. It looks like light.
Copy !req
42. Guys, I've got a job for you.
Copy !req
43. Hey, by the way, any of you seen the
Copy !req
44. popcorn?
Copy !req
45. My gosh, are you guys okay?
Copy !req
46. Don't ask me.
Copy !req
47. Ouch.
Copy !req
48. Get me out of here.
Copy !req
49. Great idea, you guys.
Copy !req
50. Oops.
Copy !req
51. What, what happened?
Copy !req
52. We made an important discovery.
Copy !req
53. We discovered that there's some things
Copy !req
54. man was not meant to know.
Copy !req
55. We have a job here.
Copy !req
56. And calculable value to science, eh, E
Copy !req
57. gon?
Copy !req
58. Peter, do you know how to set your pro
Copy !req
59. ton pack on explosive overload?
Copy !req
60. No.
Copy !req
61. I do.
Copy !req
62. Now that I think about it, it was a
Copy !req
63. good effort, Egon.
Copy !req
64. A really, really good effort.
Copy !req
65. Science would be proud.
Copy !req
66. Thank you so much for coming.
Copy !req
67. You don't know how much I appreciated.
Copy !req
68. Are you kidding?
Copy !req
69. For the chance to visit the original Walt
Copy !req
70. Fleischmann Studios,
Copy !req
71. I'd do just about anything.
Copy !req
72. Yeah, same here.
Copy !req
73. I grew up on his cartoons.
Copy !req
74. They were fantastic.
Copy !req
75. Yes, Mr. Fleischmann was a certified
Copy !req
76. genius.
Copy !req
77. His cartoons were years ahead of his time.
Copy !req
78. No one since then has been able to do
Copy !req
79. what he did.
Copy !req
80. Is it true he disappeared back in the
Copy !req
81. 1940s?
Copy !req
82. Yes.
Copy !req
83. No one knows where he went.
Copy !req
84. One day, he went into his private studio
Copy !req
85. to work,
Copy !req
86. and no one ever saw him again.
Copy !req
87. That's it up ahead.
Copy !req
88. Wow.
Copy !req
89. This guy was really something else.
Copy !req
90. Yeah. Can you say loopy?
Copy !req
91. Sure you can.
Copy !req
92. The sounds were reported coming from
Copy !req
93. here.
Copy !req
94. Terrible sounds, moaning, groaning,
Copy !req
95. shouting, chains rattling.
Copy !req
96. Could be MTV.
Copy !req
97. Or a long-latent paranormal surge.
Copy !req
98. Might even have something to do with Walt
Copy !req
99. Fleischmann's disappearance.
Copy !req
100. Strange, though, that I'm not getting
Copy !req
101. anything on the PKE meter.
Copy !req
102. Well, then, I'll leave it to you.
Copy !req
103. If you find anything, do let me know.
Copy !req
104. I'll be in the caretaker's office if you
Copy !req
105. need me.
Copy !req
106. Wow.
Copy !req
107. To think that Walt Fleischmann made those
Copy !req
108. classic cartoons right here,
Copy !req
109. right where we're standing.
Copy !req
110. Dopey Dog, Conker Duck, Ricky Roach.
Copy !req
111. Here's your Ricky Roach, Ray.
Copy !req
112. Yuck.
Copy !req
113. You've got no heart, no class, huh,
Copy !req
114. Peter?
Copy !req
115. I don't know, guys.
Copy !req
116. I don't see anything unusual.
Copy !req
117. Hang on. I've got something.
Copy !req
118. It's coming from right over there.
Copy !req
119. A door.
Copy !req
120. But this wasn't here a minute ago.
Copy !req
121. I wonder where it goes.
Copy !req
122. Whoa!
Copy !req
123. You can't dance!
Copy !req
124. Anybody got a match?
Copy !req
125. Yeah, Ray.
Copy !req
126. Your face and my —
Copy !req
127. Hang on.
Copy !req
128. I found a light switch.
Copy !req
129. Whoa.
Copy !req
130. Where are we?
Copy !req
131. Gangway!
Copy !req
132. What was that?
Copy !req
133. Hey, that's Conker Duck.
Copy !req
134. What's he doing here?
Copy !req
135. I mean, he's a cartoon character.
Copy !req
136. True.
Copy !req
137. But as of right now, so are we.
Copy !req
138. When we fell through that cartoon door,
Copy !req
139. we entered a cartoon world.
Copy !req
140. Look around you.
Copy !req
141. Everything is empty.
Copy !req
142. No ground, no sky.
Copy !req
143. A blank slate.
Copy !req
144. Egon, I hate to be the one to say this,
Copy !req
145. but I think you've finally gone right
Copy !req
146. over the edge.
Copy !req
147. Excuse me, bud.
Copy !req
148. You ain't by any chance seen a duck
Copy !req
149. wearing a hard hat
Copy !req
150. come through here, have you?
Copy !req
151. Yeah, sure.
Copy !req
152. He went that way.
Copy !req
153. Thanks, pal.
Copy !req
154. A talking cockroach.
Copy !req
155. See, Peter?
Copy !req
156. That was Ricky Roach.
Copy !req
157. And you could never jump that high in
Copy !req
158. real life.
Copy !req
159. Only in a cartoon.
Copy !req
160. Now do you believe us?
Copy !req
161. That's fine, guys.
Copy !req
162. But how do I get down?
Copy !req
163. I got it.
Copy !req
164. Think about a cliff, Peter.
Copy !req
165. A cliff?
Copy !req
166. You couldn't say think of a pillow,
Copy !req
167. right, Winston?
Copy !req
168. I think at this point it would be
Copy !req
169. prudent to find our way out of here.
Copy !req
170. Yeah.
Copy !req
171. If there's a way in, there's got to be a
Copy !req
172. way out.
Copy !req
173. All we've got to do is remember that
Copy !req
174. real logic doesn't work here.
Copy !req
175. Only cartoon logic.
Copy !req
176. You know, Ray, I was thinking, if we're
Copy !req
177. in a cartoon, then where's the audience?
Copy !req
178. I guess they're over there.
Copy !req
179. Take a look.
Copy !req
180. Hello?
Copy !req
181. Hey, anybody there?
Copy !req
182. Well, what happened?
Copy !req
183. They changed channels.
Copy !req
184. Help!
Copy !req
185. Somebody help me!
Copy !req
186. That way.
Copy !req
187. But you can't be tired already, Mr.
Copy !req
188. Fleishman.
Copy !req
189. Why, we haven't even started.
Copy !req
190. You, you monster.
Copy !req
191. Haven't you tormented me enough?
Copy !req
192. Torment?
Copy !req
193. Torment?
Copy !req
194. I thought this was supposed to be fun, Mr
Copy !req
195. Fleishman.
Copy !req
196. Fun, fun, fun!
Copy !req
197. Now let's see, where were we?
Copy !req
198. Yes, you had your characters fall down
Copy !req
199. trap doors 4,553 times.
Copy !req
200. Which means you only got another 2,057 to
Copy !req
201. go.
Copy !req
202. No!
Copy !req
203. Yeah, that wasn't too bad now, was it?
Copy !req
204. Like I said, fun, fun, fun.
Copy !req
205. You fiend.
Copy !req
206. 40 years you've been tormenting me.
Copy !req
207. Isn't that enough?
Copy !req
208. No.
Copy !req
209. That's Wolf Fleishman.
Copy !req
210. He's still alive after all.
Copy !req
211. Yes, if you can call being trapped in
Copy !req
212. your own cartoons for 40 years living.
Copy !req
213. Well, if he created this place, then
Copy !req
214. he has to know a way out of here.
Copy !req
215. I say we bust him loose and get out.
Copy !req
216. Subtle, eloquent, decisive.
Copy !req
217. I like it.
Copy !req
218. Which means nothing good will come of it,
Copy !req
219. but what the heck, let's do it.
Copy !req
220. And now for trap door number 3,642.
Copy !req
221. All right, buddy, show's over.
Copy !req
222. You've just been canceled.
Copy !req
223. No, it's the Ghostbusters.
Copy !req
224. I cannot hope to defeat them.
Copy !req
225. There is only one thing I can do.
Copy !req
226. You know, a guy could come to resent
Copy !req
227. that kind of treatment after a while.
Copy !req
228. Downright unfriendly, if you ask me.
Copy !req
229. Too bad.
Copy !req
230. Better get used to it, guys.
Copy !req
231. You're gonna be here a long, long time.
Copy !req
232. The real Ghostbusters will return
Copy !req
233. after these messages.
Copy !req
234. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
Copy !req
235. But it occurs to me, if this really is
Copy !req
236. Walt Fleissman's cartoon world,
Copy !req
237. where are the good guys?
Copy !req
238. Where's Dopey Dog?
Copy !req
239. Dopey Dog, Ray?
Copy !req
240. Give me a break.
Copy !req
241. No, wait.
Copy !req
242. In the cartoons, he said all you ever had
Copy !req
243. to do was call.
Copy !req
244. How did the words go?
Copy !req
245. Don't let us down.
Copy !req
246. Dopey Dog, Dopey Dog, we need you.
Copy !req
247. Geez, that was awesome.
Copy !req
248. You cold?
Copy !req
249. Wow.
Copy !req
250. I hope he fits.
Copy !req
251. Yeah, well, woof woof to you too.
Copy !req
252. Dopey Dog.
Copy !req
253. Boy, are we glad to see you.
Copy !req
254. Can you help us get Walt Fleissman away
Copy !req
255. from Winchester Wolf?
Copy !req
256. Hate to say this, but that's a pretty
Copy !req
257. stupid name for a wolf.
Copy !req
258. You have my permission to tell him
Copy !req
259. that, Peter.
Copy !req
260. It's a long, sad story, my friends.
Copy !req
261. It began with a mistake, a terrible,
Copy !req
262. terrible mistake.
Copy !req
263. Years ago, the Walt Fleissman studios
Copy !req
264. made the best cartoons around.
Copy !req
265. He was a genius, and I was his biggest
Copy !req
266. star.
Copy !req
267. He made cartoons the likes of which had
Copy !req
268. never been seen before.
Copy !req
269. Cartoons that moved, that seemed almost
Copy !req
270. alive, but
Copy !req
271. almost wasn't good enough.
Copy !req
272. He believed in us so much, he wanted so
Copy !req
273. badly for us to be real,
Copy !req
274. that his mind somehow created a cartoon
Copy !req
275. world where his characters actually lived.
Copy !req
276. From then on, all Walt had to do was
Copy !req
277. photograph us onto film.
Copy !req
278. Soon, Uncle Walt became world famous.
Copy !req
279. He created new characters, and that was
Copy !req
280. his one mistake.
Copy !req
281. He created Winchester Wolf.
Copy !req
282. Winchester was evil, clear through.
Copy !req
283. He knew he was dangerous, but he was too
Copy !req
284. powerful to be controlled.
Copy !req
285. Well, one day when Walt let his defenses
Copy !req
286. down,
Copy !req
287. Winchester opened the door and took him
Copy !req
288. away to this place,
Copy !req
289. a captive in his own world.
Copy !req
290. He's been here ever since, my friends.
Copy !req
291. 40 long years, never aging.
Copy !req
292. No one grows old in cartoons, you know.
Copy !req
293. I hadn't foreseen this. That crummy dog
Copy !req
294. could show them the way out.
Copy !req
295. Well, I know how to take care of that.
Copy !req
296. Will you stop that?
Copy !req
297. But wasn't there anything you could do, D
Copy !req
298. oby Dog?
Copy !req
299. You're a hero.
Copy !req
300. I'm a cartoon, my friend.
Copy !req
301. It's one thing to play at being a hero,
Copy !req
302. but to really be one?
Copy !req
303. Well, we're not cartoons, and we're not
Copy !req
304. staying.
Copy !req
305. We're gonna find Walt and get out of here.
Copy !req
306. Yeah, and nothing's gonna stop us.
Copy !req
307. When are you guys gonna learn not to say
Copy !req
308. stuff like that?
Copy !req
309. Run!
Copy !req
310. Gangway!
Copy !req
311. Dog, yes it is.
Copy !req
312. Hiya, guys. Winchester sent me.
Copy !req
313. He wants to know what you three are doing
Copy !req
314. way up on that cliff.
Copy !req
315. What cliff?
Copy !req
316. Yeah!
Copy !req
317. Back, blimp dummy.
Copy !req
318. Hang on.
Copy !req
319. What else are we gonna do?
Copy !req
320. Whoa, boy.
Copy !req
321. We can't hold out for long.
Copy !req
322. We have to get down somehow.
Copy !req
323. Hey, that's easy, boss.
Copy !req
324. All you have to do is wait till winter
Copy !req
325. and learn to ski.
Copy !req
326. It wasn't that funny, duck.
Copy !req
327. Listen, buddy, if you'd been cooped up
Copy !req
328. for 40 years,
Copy !req
329. you're stuffin' to be a bit stale, too,
Copy !req
330. okay?
Copy !req
331. Oh, stick it in your tail feathers.
Copy !req
332. Did you, uh, say something, buddy?
Copy !req
333. Yes, I said I'd like to get down.
Copy !req
334. Say please.
Copy !req
335. Please.
Copy !req
336. You got it.
Copy !req
337. Oh, no!
Copy !req
338. Not like that!
Copy !req
339. If they fall from that distance, they'll
Copy !req
340. be killed.
Copy !req
341. Just one chance, my friend.
Copy !req
342. We have to move the lake.
Copy !req
343. I beg your pardon.
Copy !req
344. This is a cartoon, remember?
Copy !req
345. You cannot pick up a lake and move it.
Copy !req
346. It's illogical.
Copy !req
347. Do what he says!
Copy !req
348. Move the lake!
Copy !req
349. This doesn't make sense, and I don't
Copy !req
350. believe any of it.
Copy !req
351. Whoa!
Copy !req
352. Well, at least we're alive.
Copy !req
353. Soakin' wet, but alive.
Copy !req
354. I can fix that.
Copy !req
355. We will stay here while you three walk
Copy !req
356. out of frame.
Copy !req
357. Now walk back into frame.
Copy !req
358. See? Works every time.
Copy !req
359. That does it. I'm leaving.
Copy !req
360. That'll be a good trick, Egon,
Copy !req
361. considering we don't know how to get out
Copy !req
362. of here.
Copy !req
363. And we don't know where Walt is, either.
Copy !req
364. Hmm.
Copy !req
365. There may be a solution to both, but we
Copy !req
366. 'll need help.
Copy !req
367. Also, it's very dangerous.
Copy !req
368. We have to go to the very edge of cartoon
Copy !req
369. world.
Copy !req
370. Hey, I live by danger.
Copy !req
371. I might as well die by it, too.
Copy !req
372. Lead on.
Copy !req
373. Let's go.
Copy !req
374. Ronald Ruster!
Copy !req
375. Foxy!
Copy !req
376. Felicia Feline!
Copy !req
377. Sinclair Squirrel!
Copy !req
378. George Gopher!
Copy !req
379. Everyone, come on!
Copy !req
380. Walt needs us!
Copy !req
381. Wow!
Copy !req
382. All of Walt Fleischmann's animal heroes
Copy !req
383. are on our side.
Copy !req
384. Nothing can stop us.
Copy !req
385. I hope you're right, my friend.
Copy !req
386. 450, 451, 452.
Copy !req
387. I think that will be quite enough.
Copy !req
388. Does everyone here know what he has to do?
Copy !req
389. Yeah! Let's take him!
Copy !req
390. Nobody does this to him for Walt!
Copy !req
391. For the Walt Fleischmann Studios!
Copy !req
392. Yay!
Copy !req
393. What?
Copy !req
394. Stop them!
Copy !req
395. Boy, this is great.
Copy !req
396. Just like a dream.
Copy !req
397. We gotta find you a better class of
Copy !req
398. dreams, Ray.
Copy !req
399. Okay, let 'em have it.
Copy !req
400. You know, I probably should have thought
Copy !req
401. to test these out
Copy !req
402. to make sure they work in this world.
Copy !req
403. Good timing, Egon.
Copy !req
404. So, Winchester, we meet at last as we
Copy !req
405. were always meant to.
Copy !req
406. Defend yourselves.
Copy !req
407. What?
Copy !req
408. If they haven't had their shots,
Copy !req
409. I'm in serious danger of cartoon rabies.
Copy !req
410. Hurry, Mr. Fleischmann. Follow us.
Copy !req
411. So you have 'em.
Copy !req
412. Where do you expect to take 'em where I
Copy !req
413. can't reach 'em?
Copy !req
414. Now, my friends, do it for Walt!
Copy !req
415. Do it!
Copy !req
416. No.
Copy !req
417. No! You're ripping the film!
Copy !req
418. You're tearing the edge of the film!
Copy !req
419. Stop it! Stop it!
Copy !req
420. Stop it!
Copy !req
421. Here it is, the edge of the film.
Copy !req
422. Those are the sprockets, and beyond them.
Copy !req
423. Home! Your home!
Copy !req
424. Now hurry!
Copy !req
425. But what will happen to you?
Copy !req
426. Don't worry about us, my friend.
Copy !req
427. Hurry!
Copy !req
428. We have to jump and hope we miss the sp
Copy !req
429. rockets
Copy !req
430. or we'll be cut to ribbons.
Copy !req
431. Better do it fast, 'cause here comes Sm
Copy !req
432. iley.
Copy !req
433. Now!
Copy !req
434. I won't let you!
Copy !req
435. I won't!
Copy !req
436. Okay, let's do it.
Copy !req
437. Geronimo!
Copy !req
438. Thanks, Dopey Dog!
Copy !req
439. No! You can't leave!
Copy !req
440. I can't exist without you.
Copy !req
441. You're destroying us!
Copy !req
442. Don't look back.
Copy !req
443. Whatever you do, don't look back!
Copy !req
444. You can't do this to me.
Copy !req
445. We had a contract.
Copy !req
446. We had a contract!
Copy !req
447. I ask you, can we make an exit or could
Copy !req
448. we make an exit?
Copy !req
449. I heard an explosion.
Copy !req
450. Is everything all...
Copy !req
451. Mr. Fleischmann!
Copy !req
452. Oh, my gosh!
Copy !req
453. Are you all right, sir?
Copy !req
454. I'm fine, just fine, thanks to these
Copy !req
455. young men.
Copy !req
456. Gentlemen, I don't know how to thank you.
Copy !req
457. Well, Mr. Fleischmann,
Copy !req
458. once you've had a chance to catch your
Copy !req
459. breath
Copy !req
460. and find out how the world's changed in
Copy !req
461. 40 years,
Copy !req
462. there is one small thing you can do.
Copy !req
463. Do you have the slightest idea what he's
Copy !req
464. talking about?
Copy !req
465. Never have, never expect to.
Copy !req
466. It's here.
Copy !req
467. He did it, just like he promised.
Copy !req
468. Wonder what it is.
Copy !req
469. Can't be a check. Box is too big.
Copy !req
470. A life-size dopey dog doll.
Copy !req
471. Isn't it great?
Copy !req
472. Oh, brother.
Copy !req
473. They'll just never understand, will they?
Copy !req
474. The real Ghostbusters will return after
Copy !req
475. these messages.
Copy !req
476. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
Copy !req
477. Hi!
Copy !req
478. Dig.
Copy !req