The Real Ghostbusters 2x8

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Egon and Janine stumble across a carnival with a roller coaster called the Ecto-1. Egon is less than pleased with the trademark infringement, but when the ride is taken over by actual ghosts, the ride's owner capitalizes on the event for publicity.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. And over there is where I went to school.

5. Oh? Did you get a degree?

6. Egon, that's PS-47.

7. Nobody gets a degree from grade school.

8. I did.

9. Oh, Egon, you're so smart.

10. There was always a cop on horseback right

11. here.

12. He'd let me ride it on Saturday afternoon.

13. What kind of things did you used to do?

14. I had the largest ant farm in the state

15. of Ohio.

16. Oh, that's very interesting.

17. Come on, I'll show you our old teenage

18. hangout.

19. We used to go to Old Man Spinelli's Mall

20. Shop for sodas

21. and to play the jukebox.

22. It sounds very teenager-ish.

23. Oh, it was.

24. Here it is, just around the corner.

25. I'd say things have changed a bit.

26. They certainly have.

27. It's gone.

28. Spinelli's, Mrs. Faber's Dress Shop, Han

29. rahan's Bar?

30. That's life in the city.

31. I guess so.

32. Oh, Egon, let's go to the carnival.

33. I don't know.

34. Come on, it'll be fun.

35. Boy, if this doesn't bring back the

36. memories.

37. Egon!

38. Oof!

39. Look!

40. The Ghostbusters ride.

41. Are you man enough to ride the Ecto-1?

42. Egon, can they do that?

43. I think our trademark is being infringed.

44. I think we should ride it and see.

45. Egon, come on.

46. Look!

47. Well, I've seen enough.

48. Egon, you can't get out here.

49. Ah!

50. Whoa!

51. This is insulting.

52. Oh, Egon, is that supposed to be you?

53. We can't let them get away with this.

54. Whoa!

55. Ah!

56. I want my money back and I want to see

57. the manager.

58. I'm the manager, young fella.

59. What seems to be the problem?

60. Who gave you the right to use our name?

61. You're Egon Spengler.

62. Let me shake your hand.

63. I'm proud to meet you, sir.

64. This ride is a joke.

65. Ghost busting is nothing like this.

66. Take it easy.

67. It's just a ride.

68. But you didn't ask permission?

69. The kids love it.

70. But I hate it and will sue you.

71. Oh, yeah?

72. Arnie, this man is causing a disturbance.

73. Would you ask Moose and Rocko to step up

74. here?

75. You let go of him.

76. He's a scientist and a very famous person.

77. The boss said you should get your money

78. back

79. and take it to another carnival.

80. I'm a witness.

81. You assault this man and—

82. Ah!

83. Good night, miss.

84. Egon, you were wonderful.

85. Boy, this new program is really something.

86. I'm impressed.

87. Yeah, Ghostbusters game.

88. Somebody should have thought of this

89. years ago.

90. But Peter, there were no Ghostbusters

91. years ago.

92. Have a good time on your date?

93. It wasn't a date.

94. And no, I had a terrible time.

95. We may have a problem.

96. Did you insult her and make her quit

97. again?

98. No.

99. Will you listen to me?

100. We got thrown out of a carnival.

101. Sounds more like my kind of evening.

102. Yo, that's not like you.

103. They're running a Ghostbusters ride

104. with pictures of us, our sign, and get

105. this,

106. it's a roller coaster called the Ecto-1.

107. I think we should sue.

108. I don't know if that's really a very good

109. idea.

110. Boss suits are nothing but trouble, Egon.

111. Yeah, some of those lawsuits go on for

112. years

113. and cost a lot of money.

114. Well, what'll we do?

115. I used to work on carnies in the summer

116. when I was in high school.

117. There are two things to remember about

118. carnies.

119. They move around a lot

120. and they keep going out of business.

121. I think we should just ignore it and it

122. 'll go away.

123. Yeah!

124. What's going on?

125. Why did they stop? Get 'em down.

126. All right, all right.

127. Whoa.

128. That did it.

129. Huh?

130. Give 'em their money back. I'll go take a

131. look.

132. Huh? What?

133. Hello, Ghostbusters.

134. Yes? What?

135. No, I remember you, Mr. Moose and Rocko.

136. I'm the lady you had thrown out of your

137. seedy establishment last evening.

138. Obscene phone call?

139. It's the bozo from the carnival.

140. He says he needs us.

141. May I?

142. Hello, this is Dr. Peter Venkman. May I

143. help you?

144. Dr. Venkman, my name is Ray Cougar.

145. I have this little carnival.

146. I've heard about that.

147. Yeah.

148. Well, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

149. Think nothing of it.

150. How may we help you?

151. Well, good.

152. We have this ride, see, a roller coaster,

153. and it has this ghost tunnel on it.

154. Well, we think it's really haunted,

155. and we'd like you to come and take a look

156. at it.

157. That sounds pretty easy.

158. It does?

159. In fact, this is the kind of thing you

160. can do yourselves.

161. We can?

162. Sure, because this is nothing but a cheap

163. publicity stunt

164. to bring in business, and we're not gonna

165. touch it.

166. Have a nice day.

167. That's telling 'em, Dr. V.

168. That's the last we'll hear from those we

169. asels.

170. It works fine now, Mr. Nadel.

171. Maybe it is haunted.

172. I always said we should have got rid of

173. it.

174. Nadel!

175. Crank her up!

176. But they said it was a publicity stunt.

177. I'll show them.

178. Haunted roller coaster.

179. Ride at your own risk.

180. The ride even the Ghostbusters are afraid

181. to touch.

182. Crank her up!

183. Yo, you know, I've rode every roller

184. coaster on the East Coast.

185. Hmm, the Ghostbusters must have franch

186. ised this then.

187. Oh, Louie, I'm scared already.

188. I'll take care of you.

189. Huh? What the...

190. This? Hey!

191. Ouch.

192. I told them not to do it.

193. Look!

194. The real Ghostbusters will return after

195. these messages.

196. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

197. So then he says, "Where's my hydrogen

198. cyanate?"

199. Imagine his surprise when it turned out

200. to be cadmium chloride.

201. We've got to get this boy on the David

202. Letterman show.

203. You're expecting company Pete?

204. Not me.

205. Egon!

206. Ow!

207. Are you decent?

208. Egon!

209. What?

210. Come on down. I've got something to show

211. you.

212. Remember how I told you that there used

213. to be some buildings

214. on that lot where we saw the carny?

215. Well, I talked to my Aunt Bella.

216. She says they built those buildings in

217. 1948.

218. Post-war construction boom.

219. And before that, it was vacant since they

220. tore down some tenements in 1942.

221. Here.

222. I got this map from the County Hall of

223. Records.

224. In 1944, the Mastic and Butterworth

225. Circus,

226. a big traveling show, played that lot.

227. They had a terrible fire.

228. No people were killed.

229. But a lot of animals were burned up.

230. There, right on that spot.

231. You don't think.

232. I'll get it.

233. Nah. No way.

234. No.

235. Hello, Ghostbusters.

236. That lot couldn't be haunted, could it?

237. It is.

238. Dr. Spengler, about the other night.

239. Really, I'm so sorry.

240. Don't bother to debase yourself.

241. To me, you may debase yourself.

242. Hey, Cougar.

243. All right, all right, I'm calling.

244. Ha.

245. Now, what's the problem?

246. That.

247. There's ten people up there.

248. Can you get 'em down?

249. What do you think?

250. I think I'm afraid of heights.

251. We can do it.

252. How do we do it without hitting the

253. hostages?

254. We do it the same way the police do it.

255. We negotiate.

256. Is he really going up there?

257. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

258. He certainly has a lot of guts.

259. Oh, yes.

260. He's the bravest idiot I ever met.

261. Whoa.

262. Attaboy, Ray.

263. Is his insurance paid up?

264. No.

265. Attention.

266. Excuse me.

267. I am Dr. Ray Stans,

268. a contract agent for the city of New York.

269. If you let those people go

270. and tell us why you're angry,

271. perhaps we can come to an accommodation.

272. Um, uh...

273. Hey, I just want to establish a dialogue

274. to make contact here.

275. Me and my big mouth.

276. I'm Ray Stans.

277. I'm here to rescue you.

278. What do we do now, Kemosabe?

279. I guess we wait for Ray to negotiate.

280. Duck!

281. Everyone's fine. I'm fine.

282. Send in the Marines.

283. Love, Ray.

284. What do we do now?

285. We fall back on plan B.

286. What's plan B?

287. That's the one where we do something that

288. isn't stupid.

289. It shed the tail, just like a lizard.

290. Now what?

291. Termites?

292. We can't burn it.

293. We'll kill the hostages.

294. No, but there may be a way.

295. I'll hold.

296. What keeps him on the lot?

297. If I were him, I'd head uptown, check out

298. the nightlife.

299. You didn't do the assigned reading, did

300. you?

301. I didn't have time, Teach.

302. I had football practice.

303. It's made up of the ghosts of all those

304. animals.

305. Class 6 focused apparitions.

306. They can't leave.

307. Well, that simplifies things.

308. It does?

309. What do you have in mind?

310. We're gonna scare it.

311. Hello?

312. Chuck?

313. Pete Venkman, I need a favor.

314. You still got an in with that theatrical

315. supply house?

316. Good, 'cause I need a little Mylar.

317. Yeah, about 1,200 yards.

318. Do you know what that stuff costs?

319. Good, take down this address.

320. OK, ready?

321. Let him go!

322. Ghostbusters!

323. It's pretty.

324. What does it do?

325. Special effects.

326. Help me with this gasoline.

327. The spirits that possessed that roller

328. coaster

329. got that way because of a fire.

330. If they see a bigger fire, they may vac

331. ate

332. and let us pick them off.

333. It just might work.

334. Well, let's do it.

335. Hey, what in—

336. We got his attention.

337. Heads up.

338. Come on, over here.

339. Watch yourselves.

340. Fire!

341. What's going on here?

342. Huh?

343. You're all right.

344. Thank goodness, Ray.

345. You're all right, man.

346. Have you got my shoes?

347. Man, am I glad to see you.

348. Negotiate.

349. You turkey bird.

350. Oh, I'm glad this night is over.

351. You know, if you think about it,

352. a Ghostbuster ride official, of course,

353. isn't a bad idea.

354. We could make it look just like the thing

355. we just fought.

356. The teeth, the way it moved, it'd be

357. great.

358. And all those sounds, we could call it

359. Busterland.

360. Then you could relive this over and over

361. and over.

362. What do you say, Ray?

363. A simple no would have been enough.

364. Guys?

365. The real Ghostbusters will return after

366. these messages.

367. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

368. - Dig.

369. you