The Real Ghostbusters 2x7

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A mysterious battle fought by the forces of good and evil is being waged within a baseball stadium. Winston is soon drafted to play on the side of good... within an individual's soul as the prize.

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1. Ghost Busters!

2. There's something strange in the

3. good. There's something strange in the

4. neighborhood. good.

5. Who you gonna call? good.

6. Ghost Busters! good.

7. There's something weird and it don't look good.

8. good.

9. Who you gonna call?

10. Ghost Busters!

11. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

12. Who you gonna call?

13. Ghost Busters!

14. Who you gonna call?

15. Ghost Busters!

16. The real Ghost Busters will return after

17. these messages.

18. We now return to the real Ghost Busters.

19. Hey, who's up for a baseball game?

20. So, who's playing? The Yankees? The Mets?

21. The Jaguars.

22. Oh, no.

23. Your loyalty is admirable, Winston, and I

24. 'm sure someday, some distant, faraway day

25. , the Jags will actually win a game.

26. And I hope you're there when they do.

27. But not me.

28. Janine?

29. Oh, no. Not me.

30. Oh, come on.

31. An afternoon at the ballpark would do you

32. some good.

33. Yeah, like fungus on the brain would do

34. me good.

35. Did somebody mention fungus?

36. No, Egon.

37. Want to go to a baseball game?

38. Baseball? Hmm.

39. I knew a guy at the university who did a

40. study on the aerodynamics of the curve

41. ball.

42. Is that a yes?

43. I'm afraid not. I'm in the middle of a

44. project here.

45. But I don't want to go by myself.

46. Oh, Slimer!

47. How would you like to go to a baseball

48. game?

49. It'd be a lot of fun. Sunshine, green

50. grass, two great teams.

51. Popcorn.

52. Ice cream bars, soda pop, all the hot

53. dogs you could eat.

54. Yum, yum!

55. But of course, winning or losing isn't

56. nearly as important as how you play the

57. game.

58. The Jags may not win this one, but they

59. gave it their best.

60. What?

61. Something's going on here.

62. That's not much to go on, Winston.

63. A Jag player dropping a pop fly isn't

64. exactly a supernatural event.

65. Now, if he caught the ball, that'd be

66. supernatural.

67. I know what I saw.

68. Well, look at this. I stopped at the

69. library on the way home.

70. Nothing supernatural has ever been

71. reported in the stadium,

72. except in ancient Indian legends.

73. They state that once every 500 years,

74. the supernatural forces of good and evil

75. fight a battle.

76. That battle has always taken place on the

77. same site,

78. on the very spot where the Jaguar Stadium

79. now stands.

80. The Indian legends are very specific.

81. Okay, okay. Tomorrow we'll go see the

82. mayor.

83. If we can't get a permit, then there's

84. nothing we can do.

85. It could take days to get permission.

86. What happens if there's a major

87. supernatural manifestation in the

88. meantime?

89. People could get hurt.

90. There's not much else we can do, at least

91. not until morning.

92. So I say we all get some sleep.

93. I'm gonna stay up and read a while.

94. Maybe I can find something useful.

95. Okay, Winston. Good night.

96. - Good night. - Good night.

97. Wow! This is terrific!

98. Meeting a real ghostbuster.

99. Hey, I read about you in the papers all

100. the time.

101. - I know just about everything. - Well, I

102. appreciate you letting me in here

103. to have a look at it.

104. There it is! Oh, my gosh!

105. You better get out of here. I'll follow

106. in a minute.

107. I hope I'm doing the right thing.

108. Yikes!

109. Hello? Ghostbusters?

110. Ghostbusters?

111. He's in there. I gotta tell you, this guy

112. is brave.

113. Amazing.

114. The level of ectoplasmic energy is

115. unprecedented.

116. So what's our plan of action?

117. We're gonna have to blast our way through

118. this barrier.

119. If we shoot three particle beams at the

120. same spot at its base,

121. I think we can form a tunnel right

122. through it, but it won't last long.

123. Let's blast!

124. No!

125. Now!

126. It worked!

127. Uh-oh.

128. The real Ghostbusters will return after

129. these messages.

130. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

131. Uh-oh. You do not belong here.

132. Well, you left the door open.

133. What have you done with Winston?

134. They made me short stop.

135. What?

136. I'd ask for a good explanation of this,

137. Winston, but I'm afraid you'd tell me.

138. Remember those ancient Indian legends?

139. Once, every 500 years, good and evil slug

140. it out right on this spot.

141. They'd always chosen the form of battle

142. from their surroundings.

143. But when good and evil showed up this

144. time, they found a baseball stadium.

145. So I suggested they play a game of

146. baseball this time around.

147. But how is it you're playing?

148. When good and evil choose sides for

149. battle, no one can be neutral.

150. The umpires said I could play. I always

151. wanted to play in the majors.

152. Winston was here when the battle began.

153. But it's too late in the game to add new

154. players.

155. You three must go.

156. Wait a minute. Do you know what we had to

157. go through to get in here?

158. Winston's our friend. If he's in danger

159. Yeah, like what happens to the losers of

160. this game?

161. Nothing.

162. Then what are you playing for?

163. The fate of one human soul.

164. You guys hijacked an entire stadium, not

165. to mention our buddy Winston,

166. and panicked the entire city for just one

167. soul?

168. Just one soul? Is there anything on this

169. puny earth as important?

170. Isn't even one soul worth all this effort

171. and more?

172. Yeah, well, if you put it that way.

173. You can't make us leave. We have a stake

174. in this game, don't we?

175. You may stay.

176. Resume your position, Winston.

177. Don't worry, guys.

178. Wait a minute. Did I miss something here?

179. Don't you understand, Peter?

180. They must be playing for Winston's soul.

181. Why else would they let him play?

182. What happens if good loses?

183. The soul spends 500 years in torment

184. doing evil's bidding.

185. Ask a silly question?

186. Play ball.

187. Yeah!

188. I don't like to make snap judgments,

189. but don't Winston's teammates look a

190. little wispy to be playing this game?

191. Spirits can be like that, Peter.

192. They haven't done too badly.

193. It's been zero to zero for eight innings.

194. The Wright Three!

195. Way to go!

196. It's mine!

197. I got it!

198. I think...

199. You're out!

200. Excuse me, umpire. Just a sec.

201. You disagree with my call?

202. Oh, no. Good call. You're out. Concise.

203. We just wanted to point out, seeing as

204. how you're new to this game,

205. that evil just cheated.

206. Full tilt, flat out. No doubt about it.

207. Doesn't that call for a forfeiture of the

208. game?

209. You mean declare evil the losers for

210. cheating?

211. Yeah, that's the basic idea.

212. But evil cheats. That's its nature.

213. It does whatever unscrupulous or immoral

214. thing it has to to win.

215. That's why we call them evil.

216. Only good is not allowed to cheat.

217. If good adopts the ways of evil, it

218. becomes evil.

219. So if good cheats, evil automatically

220. wins.

221. Got it?

222. Play ball!

223. I wonder if good is allowed to steal

224. bases.

225. Maybe good just borrows them, Ray.

226. Throw it home!

227. Home plate!

228. Save!

229. Strike one!

230. Strike two!

231. Strike three! You're out!

232. I only have a minute, guys,

233. but I wanted to say I'm glad the ump let

234. you stay.

235. You don't know how important this game is.

236. I think we have an idea.

237. Hey, you're only down by one point.

238. You still have three outs to go.

239. So go on, get out of here.

240. We're not worried.

241. Okay, thanks.

242. I'm very, very worried about Winston.

243. A base hit! All right!

244. Save!

245. Time out for a relief pitcher.

246. Lay ball!

247. Strike one!

248. And two!

249. And three!

250. You're out!

251. Down to the last out already?

252. They'd better have their best hitter

253. coming up.

254. It's Winston.

255. Can Winston take this guy?

256. That's people's best pitcher.

257. Your friend may not have a chance.

258. It's just not right letting a game decide

259. Winston's fate.

260. There's got to be something we can do.

261. If they won't let us in the game, what

262. can we do?

263. Maybe Winston would have an easier time

264. against another pitcher.

265. Hey, we're not playing in the game.

266. No one said we couldn't cheat.

267. Lay ball!

268. Strike one!

269. Egon, get ready with the ecto trap.

270. As soon as we fire our proton beams at

271. him,

272. get the trap out there.

273. Hmm.

274. If no one is neutral...

275. Steal right two!

276. Ready?

277. Aim.

278. And if we cheat...

279. Oh, no.

280. No, stop!

281. We can't do it.

282. If we cheat, good losers.

283. Nuts!

284. Me!

285. Go, go, go, go!

286. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

287. All right, we did it!

288. Oh, my God.

289. It was a test, wasn't it?

290. I told you no one can be neutral.

291. You had to choose.

292. Would you cheat for your friend

293. or would you trust in fair play

294. and let good win on its own terms?

295. Perhaps we'll meet again someday.

296. You know, I wish I'd been able to study

297. that umpire

298. a little more closely, gotten a few more

299. readings.

300. We saved our buddy here. Isn't that

301. enough?

302. What?

303. We knew all along that it was your soul

304. being played for, Winston.

305. Oh, no, you got it wrong.

306. It was your soul we were playing for,

307. Peter.

308. That's why they let me play.

309. You mean I almost—

310. That if I'd cheated, it would have been

311. my—

312. Peter, are you all right?

313. That does it.

314. From now on, I only go to Mets games.

315. Are you crazy?

316. The Toronto Blue Jays.

317. The real Ghostbusters will return after

318. these messages.

319. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

320. Dig.