The Real Ghostbusters 2x65

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Count Vostok sends four Concorde tickets and requests that the Ghostbusters travel to Boldavia to rid his castle of a ghost. When the Ghostbusters arrive and are unable to locate a mirror, they begin to realize that things are not what they seem.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. Whatever you do Ray, don't let it out of

5. the trap.

6. Guess what?

7. Ahhh!

8. Look out! I got it!

9. Grab it! Don't let it break open.

10. Way to go Janine. I'm going to need

11. someone to jump start my heart.

12. Sorry about that, but look at this you

13. guys!

14. Hey listen up! Our Count Vostok in Buld

15. avia wants us to bust a ghost in his

16. castle.

17. Oh no!

18. Where's Buldavia?

19. It's a small country in Central Europe.

20. We're going to have a tough time getting

21. there in Ecto-1.

22. Not to worry! He also sent four tickets

23. on the Concord for you.

24. Oh boy! Yummy! Yummy!

25. Sounds good to me.

26. All right! Let's do it! Buldavia here we

27. come!

28. Hey! Nerds in Space! That's one of my

29. favorite movies!

30. I'm so glad!

31. I think Slimer's air sick. He's looking

32. greener than usual.

33. Eight hours in the air and four on the

34. train.

35. Man, the way I feel right now I couldn't

36. even bust a house fly.

37. Bat breath! Wasn't someone supposed to

38. meet us here?

39. Hey! Speak of the devil!

40. Just forget I said that.

41. Yay! It is good of you to come to my aid,

42. gentlemen.

43. I and Count Vostok come. I will take you

44. to my castle.

45. Great! We got a lot of sleep to catch up

46. on.

47. You sure we didn't wind up in Transylv

48. ania instead of Beluga?

49. The subject is not fish eggs, Winston. It

50. 's geography.

51. Transylvania doesn't even exist anymore

52. as a separate country.

53. However, Buldavia is part of what was

54. once Transylvania.

55. Go!

56. It figures.

57. Great place! Must have spent a fortune on

58. all this dry ice.

59. This is terrific! Just like all those old

60. horror movies I used to watch when I was

61. a kid.

62. Yeah, it sure is.

63. I expect you're tired and hungry from

64. your dream, so I've prepared a small meal.

65. Alright! Yummy!

66. I am sure you're tired. There will be

67. time to discuss the reason I hired you

68. tomorrow.

69. After you have rested.

70. Aces with me, Count. Let's hit the sack.

71. Come on, Slimer.

72. We'd better hurry, Yosef. It's almost

73. midnight.

74. Natalia, don't tell me you are believing

75. all the ghost stories our grandparents

76. tell us.

77. They say the castle is haunted.

78. Don't be silly. This is the 20th century,

79. after all.

80. Run!

81. Inside! I'll hold him off!

82. Johnny!

83. Nothing like a night's sleep to make you

84. feel better.

85. Yeah! Let's find the count and bust some

86. ghosts.

87. I like your new punk look, Ray.

88. Huh? Oh! Couldn't find a mirror to use

89. while I was combing my hair.

90. There wasn't one in my room either. I

91. wonder where the count is.

92. According to this, he's been called away

93. on business until tonight.

94. Gee, for a guy desperate enough to fly us

95. all the way here from New York, he's

96. acting pretty casual about this.

97. We might as well do some investigating on

98. our own.

99. I don't get it. We've gone over this

100. joint from top to bottom. And what did we

101. find?

102. Not a zero zip. If this castle is haunted

103. , I'm out of duty, man.

104. Hmm. Interesting.

105. Eat your own, you little thumbtack. What

106. could possibly be interesting about a

107. piece of silverware?

108. That's just it. It's not silver. It's

109. gold. In fact, I don't think I've seen

110. anything in this castle made from silver.

111. Hmm. No mirrors around and no silver

112. either. And the count disappears during

113. the day.

114. I think I've seen this movie before.

115. Good evening.

116. What do you think, Egon? Is he a vampire

117. or not?

118. My PKE meter is not calibrated for the

119. undead. There's no way to tell for the

120. moment.

121. Well, I'm keeping my collar button just

122. in case.

123. My apologies for my absence. I trust you

124. have made yourselves at home?

125. We've investigated your castle, Count,

126. and we can find no trace of supernatural

127. activity.

128. But that's impossible. I tell you, my

129. castle is haunted. I've seen the ghosts

130. myself.

131. Hey, we're professionals. If we say there

132. are no ghosts, there are no ghosts. Trust

133. us.

134. The things nearly got us. Don't you say

135. they came from the castle?

136. Oh, yes. Without a doubt.

137. I tell you, it's all the doing of that

138. Count Vostok.

139. Quiet, Franz. You sound like someone from

140. a cheap animated TV show.

141. Oh, I do, do I? How do you account for

142. them?

143. You don't have to pay for this, Count V

144. ostok.

145. How long have you lived here, Count Vost

146. ok?

147. Not long. I bought the castle a few years

148. ago. There are still many rooms in it I

149. haven't explored yet.

150. Eegah! Don't look now, Count.

151. But I may be wrong about the no-ghost

152. part.

153. What are those things, Eegah?

154. Whatever they are, they're not

155. registering on the PKE meter.

156. Swell, where'd you get that thing at a

157. yard sale?

158. Wait, I'm getting something. But it's

159. coming from...

160. Count Vostok.

161. I was right, I was right. He's a vampire.

162. I knew this wasn't going to be a snap job.

163. The real Ghostbusters will return after

164. these messages.

165. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

166. Oh, no!

167. It's times like this that I wish I'd

168. listened to what my dad used to tell me.

169. Yeah? What was that?

170. I don't know. I never listened.

171. I think he's on our side.

172. We'll know in a second.

173. Come, come, gentlemen.

174. Surely in your line of work you have

175. encountered stranger folks than I?

176. Well, sure, we've busted trolls, dragons,

177. demons, even the boogeyman.

178. But this is the first time we've met a

179. real live vampire.

180. I mean, a real dead vampire.

181. This is what you... Oh, you know what I

182. mean.

183. Yes, that is because I am the last of my

184. kind.

185. Oh, that's sad.

186. And now someone is trying to destroy me.

187. Okay, Count. Let's talk.

188. According to legend, your kind are sangu

189. ine vorus. Is this true?

190. There's no need to be insulting, Egon.

191. He wants to know if the Count drinks

192. blood, Peter.

193. You have perhaps heard of artificial

194. blood? A product of your medical science.

195. It serves my nutritional needs nicely.

196. Phew!

197. So who's out to frame you?

198. The grandson of the man who all but

199. exterminated my kind, Dr. Nicholas Von

200. Helden.

201. I forbid this. Violence never solved

202. anything.

203. Vostok is a vampire. We all know it.

204. And we know that he sent those things to

205. attack us.

206. I say we storm the castle and put an end

207. to his evil.

208. Yay!

209. Let's go. The sun will soon be up, and he

210. 'll be helpless.

211. Yay!

212. Stop! Come back!

213. Von Helden?

214. That sounds like...

215. Van Helsing, yes.

216. Bram Stoker based his novel "Dracula" on

217. the feud between my family

218. and the Van Heldens.

219. And you're the only ones left.

220. Come. The sun is nearly up. I must retire

221. to my coffin.

222. Whatever gets you through the night,

223. Count. Or in this case, the day.

224. You go to the coffin?

225. I don't know how Van Helden has managed

226. to summon up these demons.

227. They don't seem dangerous, but I'm afraid

228. the folk of Woldavia will do something

229. foolish in fear of them.

230. Leave it to us, Count. We'll take care of

231. things.

232. Uh-oh!

233. What was that?

234. Let's find out. Come on!

235. Do we have him?

236. Now I know how Boris Karloff felt at the

237. end of "Frankenstein".

238. Yeah, only I wouldn't count on there

239. being a sequel.

240. We've got to stop him.

241. I can adjust the sound on this meter to a

242. frequency painful to human hearing.

243. But I'll need some time to do it.

244. Slimer, you've got to delay them.

245. Me?

246. Yeah, you're a ghost. Get down there and

247. scare them.

248. Hurry!

249. One more will do it!

250. Ignore it! It looks harmless.

251. There. That's got it.

252. Protect your ears.

253. And don't come back.

254. Blast!

255. You'd make a heck of a mad scientist, E

256. gon.

257. Yeah, we'll get you a guest shot on "The

258. Rocky Horror Show".

259. I don't like it. There's something too

260. easy about this.

261. Winston's right. The villagers aren't the

262. real problem. Van Helden is.

263. Right. And if he can't get them to do his

264. dirty work, he'll do it himself.

265. I think we should check on the count.

266. What?

267. Dr. Van Helden, I presume.

268. Please step away from the coffin.

269. You fools! How can you protect him? He's

270. one of the undead.

271. Don't you understand? He has you and his

272. power.

273. Hey, what if he's right? I mean, Vostok

274. is a vampire.

275. Don't try to stop me.

276. Well, I guess we know now which one's the

277. bad guy.

278. This gun has silver bullets. First Vostok

279. , then you.

280. Slice, don't fail me now!

281. Get him!

282. Don't let him get away. There he goes!

283. What were all those gadgets he had in

284. there?

285. A holoprojector, of course!

286. Those bat creatures were holograms, three

287. - dimensional illusions.

288. That's why they didn't register on the P

289. KE meter.

290. Yeah, well, they may not be real, but Van

291. Helden and his silver bullets are.

292. We've got to catch them.

293. Vostok's car, come on!

294. Come on!

295. Keep driving! They're just illusions!

296. Get him!

297. This is not my idea of a fun drive!

298. Losing him!

299. Not for long.

300. It's just another hologram! Drive through

301. it!

302. Just another hologram, huh?

303. Sorry about that.

304. Wait a minute. If the tree is real, how

305. did Van Helden get through it?

306. Simple. He didn't.

307. I give up!

308. With Van Helden out of the picture, I'm

309. sure the people of Moldavia will be happy

310. to let bygones be bygones.

311. I cannot pay you enough for your service,

312. gentlemen.

313. We know, but you can try.

314. Eh, he's back! He's back!

315. Show us, Slimer.

316. Shh.

317. Great. Just when you thought it was safe

318. to go back in the castle.

319. Oops.

320. The real Ghostbusters will return after

321. these messages.

322. The real Ghostbusters will return after

323. these messages.

324. Dig.