The Real Ghostbusters 2x64

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A large horde of demons invades the city looking for a pair of scissors once owned by the mythical Three Fates. Now, the Ghostbusters find themselves in the depths of the netherworld, racing to stop the demons from controlling the lifespans of all mankind.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. This one will have an interesting life.

5. And this one will live a long and full

6. life.

7. Shears and thread?

8. They send the mightiest legion of demons

9. in the underworld

10. for shears and thread?

11. Huh?

12. Fool!

13. Those shears and that thread control the

14. lives of every

15. mortal on this planet.

16. I was just about to add that.

17. Shut up!

18. The three fates are within that cave.

19. They use the shears and thread to measure

20. out the events

21. and length of a person's life.

22. If our master can obtain those objects,

23. he will be able to turn the world to evil

24. and eliminate all who oppose him.

25. Terrific.

26. Let's go for it.

27. Attack!

28. The shears get them.

29. You shall never have them from this place.

30. Go!

31. There, the shears are lost in space and

32. time.

33. Well, safe from your evil hand.

34. Oh!

35. Spread out wherever they are, past,

36. present, or future.

37. Find them!

38. And so on this glorious day, we open this

39. magnificent bridge

40. across this majestic river.

41. Drat.

42. I'll have to use something else.

43. My son, someday this will all be yours.

44. The building, the dry goods, and the

45. finest and oldest

46. collection of going out of business sale

47. signs in New

48. York.

49. I don't know, Dad.

50. I was hoping for a little excitement in

51. my life,

52. a little adventure.

53. Adventure?

54. Phh!

55. Who are you?

56. Indiana Lieberman?

57. You'll be better off with a good living.

58. A nice family.

59. Demons on the rooftops?

60. That?

61. Are you serious?

62. Yes, but I don't know about them.

63. I think it's time you took over the

64. business.

65. Now!

66. Oh, great lord of the stench, the object

67. we seek is down

68. there among the mortals.

69. I can smell it.

70. Can you?

71. Smell closer.

72. OK, OK.

73. No, find it.

74. What we have here is the standard ghosts

75. and demons

76. identification test.

77. And golly, I think we could all use a

78. little brush up.

79. Golly, yes, especially you after you

80. melted

81. that statue last week.

82. It was dark.

83. I'll pay for it.

84. OK, what's this?

85. Protoplasmic manifestation type 6.

86. Right, this?

87. Recreational zombie, Haitian variety.

88. This one?

89. Got it.

90. That's a— wait, wait, what's on the tip

91. of my tongue?

92. A Tibetan tongue twisting werewombat.

93. I knew that.

94. And this.

95. Type R-12 poltergeist in the vernacular

96. of Screaming Willie.

97. Isn't that a T-17?

98. No, Egon's right.

99. The T-17 has tentacles.

100. Australian Aboriginal meat-eating ghost

101. cat.

102. Tell me I'm wrong.

103. Ghostbusters, good morning.

104. Help!

105. Have you got to help me?

106. The demons and then the Chinese, it's

107. wrinkling.

108. OK.

109. Let's hit it.

110. Huh?

111. Oh.

112. Oh, what is going on?

113. Hmm, 75 seconds.

114. Not bad.

115. Now, there's something you don't see

116. every day.

117. I presume they want us to do something

118. about this?

119. That's why the public loves us, kid.

120. Well, let's do it.

121. If you say so, Ray.

122. Ready?

123. Fire!

124. Uh-oh.

125. Whoa!

126. Whoa, ow, whoa, whoa, hey!

127. Anyone find a nice tweed and a 38 long?

128. Not me.

129. Who are those mortals?

130. They're dog meat, and I catch them.

131. Huh?

132. Later, we'll take care of them later.

133. Ow!

134. Retreat!

135. Regroup!

136. Let's go.

137. OK, everyone.

138. They're gone.

139. Let's go.

140. Uh-oh.

141. What's up?

142. The section connecting the hose came

143. loose.

144. Hey, Ghostbusters, thanks.

145. Yeah, you guys is terrific.

146. Thank you, thank you.

147. Just our usual fantastic service.

148. We're done here.

149. Let's saddle up.

150. Hey, wait up!

151. The shears were here, but they're gone

152. now.

153. Whoever has the shears will be in

154. terrible danger

155. until we get them back.

156. All of mankind will be in danger.

157. We must find the shears.

158. Well, we polished that one off in record

159. time.

160. Sure we did.

161. Whatever it is, it's still loose and

162. still out there.

163. Hey, what's that to us?

164. Plenty.

165. We're the only Ghostbusters in town.

166. Oh, yeah.

167. I forgot.

168. Besides, you must admit that a horde of demons invading

169. the Garment District is not a natural

170. occurrence.

171. Right.

172. Only during the President's Day sales.

173. What happened, Winston?

174. Look.

175. What do we do now, circle the wagon?

176. The real Ghostbusters will return after

177. these messages.

178. Ooh.

179. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

180. I think I'll sit this one out.

181. Really?

182. You want to die in here?

183. No way.

184. Smite them!

185. Thanks, partner.

186. Don't mention it, Dick.

187. This is getting us nowhere.

188. I think we should try the Seismic Ripple.

189. You sure?

190. Yeah.

191. Hey, Seismic Ripple, my favorite flavor.

192. Let's bust them.

193. Let's go.

194. All right.

195. Let's go.

196. Who are those guys?

197. Never mind that.

198. Who?

199. The sheep.

200. Was it something I said?

201. Take those shears.

202. Where's Ray?

203. Over there.

204. One down, three to go.

205. This is the point when you're supposed to say, "Now here's my plan."

206. I'll have to get back to you on that.

207. Who had lunch?

208. We may be lucky.

209. Look.

210. Trample, all mortals, in the presence

211. of the Lord of the Stench.

212. Why do they always make speeches?

213. Shh.

214. You may learn something.

215. The shears are mine.

216. And soon, they will be my masters.

217. And then, the destiny of all mankind

218. will be forever controlled by the Lord of

219. Evil.

220. The Lord of Evil.

221. Yeah, but I bet he can't dance to save

222. his soul.

223. Phew.

224. Guys, more company.

225. We are the Fates.

226. The demons have the shears.

227. The shears must be found and returned to

228. us.

229. You mean the scissors that I—

230. I don't like the sound of this.

231. Return to us.

232. You know what that means?

233. Scissors?

234. This whole thing has been about a pair of

235. scissors?

236. The shears of fate.

237. If they are lost, evil will have eternal

238. control

239. of a human destiny over all who live or

240. will live.

241. Since it was mortals who complicated this,

242. it is you mortals who must resolve this.

243. You mortals?

244. You mean us, right?

245. You are mankind's only hope.

246. I've been called a lot of things.

247. We will teleport you to the underworld,

248. where you will recover the shears.

249. You must return to the exact spot at the

250. right time in order

251. to be teleported out.

252. Or you will be a prisoner of the demons.

253. Forever.

254. Nice.

255. And what time do we check out?

256. One hour from now.

257. And good luck.

258. Wow.

259. So this is—

260. Too well.

261. People are always suggesting that I

262. should come here.

263. Let's go.

264. I've set the PKE meter on high gain.

265. If these shears are as powerful as the

266. fate said,

267. it should pick them up.

268. Hey.

269. Thank goodness you're here.

270. Oh.

271. Always check your meters.

272. Nothing here is necessarily what it

273. seemed.

274. Right.

275. Wait a minute.

276. What's a river doing all the way down

277. here?

278. Hmm.

279. The river Styx.

280. Yeah.

281. Does smell kind of terrible, doesn't it?

282. If you wish to cross the river Styx,

283. then it is to me you must come.

284. For I am the ferryman.

285. Meet my price, and I will take you where

286. you wish to go.

287. Are you kidding?

288. I wouldn't trust that thing in the bath

289. tub.

290. Aye, it has not the grandeur or the fine

291. paint

292. of its earlier years, but it is

293. sufficient.

294. Never has it failed to do the job

295. required of it.

296. But if any of you know where I can get an

297. outboard motor

298. cheap—

299. The shears are definitely somewhere on

300. the other side.

301. Looks like we don't have a choice.

302. OK, OK, we'll try the ride.

303. But the first one who gets sick has to

304. sit in the car.

305. OK, Mr. Ferryman, you got a deal.

306. What's the price?

307. 20 gold pieces.

308. Sorry, I haven't got any.

309. Hmm.

310. 50 silver pieces?

311. A vase of purest bronze?

312. An etching?

313. A Captain Midnight decoder badge?

314. Well, then what do you have?

315. I got a rabbit's foot.

316. I've got a cheese sandwich.

317. Oh, Dunn, I accept your generous offer.

318. That wasn't much of a rabbit.

319. You haven't tried the sandwich yet.

320. White bread?

321. Why is it always white bread?

322. You'd think no one ever heard of wheat or

323. rye.

324. Pastrami.

325. Roast beef cut lean.

326. Do you know how long it's been since I've

327. had roast beef?

328. No, of course not.

329. Why should you?

330. That's all right.

331. It makes you wonder why it just doesn't

332. catch some food.

333. I mean, this river must be filled with

334. fish.

335. The cluster fully traveled.

336. I'm awfully glad I didn't really see that,

337. aren't you?

338. Utterly.

339. Good luck to you.

340. And if you should find anything that

341. looks like corned beef.

342. We'll be in touch.

343. Thanks.

344. Hugh, how we doing?

345. 35 minutes.

346. Do you have the feeling we're being

347. watched?

348. We're getting nowhere, and we're running

349. out of time.

350. I'm not so sure.

351. I think we're almost there.

352. What?

353. What do you mean?

354. Through there.

355. I am about to change the destinies of

356. certain humans,

357. starting with the so-called Ghostbusters.

358. The Shears.

359. They shall be the first to fall.

360. Oh!

361. OK, it's coming.

362. Get them!

363. You know how the master feels about

364. failure.

365. Bring them back, or no more TV in the rec

366. room.

367. He sounds serious.

368. Let's go.

369. How we doing?

370. Minute and a half.

371. Lobby should be just ahead.

372. Dang.

373. Come on.

374. But it's— you said, how?

375. We're on the wrong level.

376. Can we get down?

377. No.

378. Just 12 seconds left.

379. I guess this is the end.

380. That's it, then.

381. We're finished.

382. It's the demons or—

383. Yes.

384. It just might work.

385. Let's go.

386. Huh?

387. We'll do it like this.

388. Come on.

389. Good old terra firma.

390. Yeah.

391. The more firmer, the less terror.

392. Where am I?

393. Where would you like to be?

394. They have the shears.

395. I guess all's right with the world.

396. You know, Egon, what I was really

397. impressed with

398. was how you pushed us over the rail.

399. Oh?

400. Why?

401. Because you had it all figured out, how

402. we'd hit the bottom,

403. just as the hour ran out.

404. That was cutting it pretty close, but it

405. worked.

406. Thanks, Egon.

407. Actually, I didn't calculate.

408. What?

409. I just crossed my fingers.

410. Hey, he fainted.

411. The real Ghostbusters will return after

412. these messages.

413. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.