The Real Ghostbusters 2x63

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Ghosts start coming out of televisions across New York, taking the form of famous TV characters! The Ghostbusters race against time to stop the spirits, while Slimer must save Peter's life.

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1. Real Ghostbusters will return after these

2. messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. Three weeks and not a single job.

5. What we need is a little diversion.

6. Aha.

7. Now you're talking.

8. I majored in ping pong in college.

9. It was the only subject he didn't have

10. to cheat in to pass.

11. Prepare to taste defeat.

12. Looks like the only one tasting

13. anything is Slimer.

14. Mucho thanks, you worthless gob of goo.

15. That's not a marshmallow, mush for brains

16. , it's a ping pong ball.

17. Got it?

18. Too late.

19. Go ahead, ruin the game, ruin my life.

20. You're no good to anyone.

21. You're pretty hard on the little spud,

22. weren't you, Peter?

23. Hey, what's he ever done for me?

24. You can kiss the blobs goodbye, guys.

25. Brought us a safe full of cash, Janee?

26. Not on your life.

27. I had no idea they built TVs in the

28. Stone Age.

29. I wanted on a TV show when I was a kid.

30. It's been in storage for years.

31. I don't even know if it still works.

32. One way to find out.

33. Hey.

34. It's leave it to Woodchuck.

35. I've seen all of those a million times.

36. Hey, Holly, how come all the time I

37. get in hot water?

38. Is it cuz I'm a kid?

39. She ain't no Woodchuck.

40. It's cuz you're a loser.

41. That's funny.

42. I thought those were all in black and

43. white.

44. You think that's funny.

45. It's a black and white set.

46. Great, only now we've gotta go.

47. Don't knock it.

48. It's the first one we've seen in weeks.

49. And maybe the last.

50. Good, I always wanted a door there.

51. What now?

52. It's a ghost.

53. We bust it.

54. Or maybe it busts us.

55. I can't believe it.

56. We're gonna be killed by a rerun.

57. Quick, call an orthodontist.

58. We got all we need right here.

59. My gosh, we forgot about the TV.

60. Glarp, it'll keep you smiling.

61. What showed you where that on, Janine,

62. the outer limits?

63. How intriguing.

64. We were receiving channel one.

65. It's impossible.

66. There is no channel one.

67. Who cares?

68. The show's over.

69. Ghostbusters, on the TV you say?

70. Spooks coming right out of the screen?

71. Just keep calm.

72. Ghost germs.

73. This is major weird.

74. Stay put.

75. You just slime up the works.

76. Everyone, get clear.

77. I say this calls for a six pack.

78. Eat at Bobo's, the food ain't bad.

79. And we got the biggest TV west of the

80. Hudson.

81. Tell me I didn't hear that.

82. Come on.

83. Don't turn on that set.

84. Why do you talk?

85. I'm open for business.

86. On the planet Paternia lives.

87. Holler guy, king, hero, and snappy dress

88. er.

89. Hey, this is a terrific cartoon.

90. It's based on a great toy.

91. A toy's the star of a show?

92. Could be worse, Peter.

93. How much damage can a toy do?

94. Off hand, I'd say plenty.

95. He doesn't look so tough to me.

96. When's the last time you had your

97. prescription checked, Egon?

98. Break, smash, destroy.

99. You gotta admit, the guy likes his

100. work.

101. Which is more than you can say for us.

102. Hold it right there, big guy.

103. Why don't they ever listen?

104. We've got trouble.

105. You just figured that out?

106. Hang on to whatever's bolted down.

107. I hate this show.

108. Everyone's a critic.

109. Yay.

110. Uh-oh.

111. Can't reach him.

112. Help, help.

113. Help?

114. Whoa.

115. Slimer.

116. The real Ghostbusters will return

117. after these messages.

118. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

119. Poor Slimer.

120. His slimes are good and proper, Peter.

121. Ouch.

122. I would have been Ghost Goulash if not

123. for him.

124. Well, this is a promise from Dr. Venkman.

125. We're gonna find our little green pal,

126. save him,

127. no matter what it takes, and cancel some

128. shows.

129. The PKE trail is very, very strong.

130. All the ghosts in town must have gotten

131. together to form this pirate TV station.

132. Which explains why they've been so

133. quiet lately.

134. But why TV's, Egon?

135. They're using it as a doorway.

136. Going anywhere there's a TV set.

137. Which is anywhere in the city.

138. Talk about a captive audience.

139. Central Park dead ahead.

140. Looks like we go on foot from here.

141. On foot, on camel, on dog sled.

142. For Slimer, Peter Venkman goes anywhere.

143. Hmm, you care to put that into words,

144. Egon?

145. We're getting a tremendous power surge

146. from the center of the park.

147. Nah, Slimer wouldn't be in there.

148. Hey, hey, New York, WBOO, the big boo

149. is on there.

150. This is the unreal street squeal.

151. Tonight, we go national.

152. If that happens, people will get

153. ghosts on every TV in the country.

154. It'll be even worse than what they're

155. getting now.

156. According to these readings, Slimer's

157. 100 yards straight ahead.

158. Right, then I guess we do the 100 yard

159. dash.

160. Did you say straight, Egon?

161. I wish we could turn on some lights.

162. Huh?

163. Thanks.

164. Welcome studio guests or soon to be

165. ghosts.

166. Bad move, Ray.

167. Ray, Pete, Egon.

168. Captain, beam him down, sir.

169. What?

170. Transporter's never done this before.

171. Diagnosis?

172. We're dead, Jim.

173. Recommendation, Mr. Spook.

174. Logic would seem to dictate we scream.

175. Fellas?

176. And now it's Gumbo, America's clay

177. hero.

178. No.

179. Yo, I'm looking for an orange horse.

180. First one I see, you get it.

181. No bro, you get it.

182. Don't shoot.

183. Phew, that was nearly the end of the

184. series.

185. We're getting nowhere.

186. Let's use our heads.

187. Sure, it's worked great so far.

188. Or better yet, use our noses.

189. Why, that's food.

190. Right on, and where there's food,

191. there's.

192. Slimer.

193. Frosty cake, rots your teeth, but who

194. cares?

195. Yeah, that'll do.

196. Yummy.

197. One taco coming right up.

198. How'd you like to wrap your gums

199. around a nice juicy.

200. I owe you one Slimer.

201. Don't make me sorry I did that.

202. What's our next movie, God?

203. It's almost midnight.

204. We've got to find the station's power

205. source and disconnect it.

206. Unfortunately, there's so much free-

207. floating spectral energy,

208. I can't get a fix on it.

209. Hey.

210. Look, a power cord.

211. Way to go Slimer, we can trace it back to

212. the source.

213. Just what do you expect to find at the

214. end of the cord, Egon?

215. My first guess would be a terminus of

216. such unimaginable densely packed evil

217. energy that it could pry a psychic

218. researcher without blinking.

219. What's your second guess?

220. We can't do it your way, buddy.

221. So we'll do it ours.

222. There's the dynamo.

223. Time to stage one homemade power field.

224. Hold it, hold it, hold it.

225. This is TV, remember?

226. So before the big action, we take a brief

227. time out for a station break.

228. Only I'm not saying just who it's gonna

229. break.

230. That's one guy who's really attached

231. to his possessions.

232. You buy all that stuff or get it on

233. credit?

234. Die now.

235. Pay later.

236. You know, I've just about had it with

237. you.

238. I think you irked him, Ray.

239. Yeah, you made a double knock.

240. Slimer, no.

241. Nice try, Slimer.

242. Does that mean the round's over?

243. It means everything's over.

244. Time to go national.

245. It's now or never.

246. Guess it's never.

247. Don't aim for him, aim for the dynamo.

248. No.

249. Pour it on.

250. We can make a deal, 20% off of 50.

251. No sale.

252. Everything I ever wanted, we had to

253. waste it.

254. If we don't get out of here, it's

255. gonna waste us.

256. All right.

257. WBOO, the big boo is off the air.

258. Well, things are back to usual.

259. Yeah, I'm assuming.

260. Like you said, back to usual.

261. The real Ghostbusters will return

262. after these messages.

263. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

264. Dig.