The Real Ghostbusters 2x62

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A news crew, trying to create a sensationalist story about the Ghostbusters, disrupts an experiment being conducted by Egon. Egon's soul is sucked into another dimension and a demon takes possession of his body!

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1. Ghostbusters.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?

4. Ghostbusters.

5. There's something weird and it don't

6. Ghostbusters.

7. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

8. Who you gonna call?

9. Ghostbusters.

10. Who you gonna call?

11. Ghostbusters.

12. The real ghost masters will return

13. after these messages.

14. We now return to the real ghost bust

15. ers.

16. Slow day in the big city.

17. I think I'll go run a few laps.

18. Pete Bankman doesn't sweat, he shops.

19. You coming?

20. Nothing better to do.

21. You kids watching that dumb show again?

22. Aw, but dad.

23. Watch something educational.

24. What a terrible personal problem.

25. 2046, if it's news to us, it's news to

26. you.

27. Welcome, I'm Eldon Bromo.

28. Up tonight, an examination into hearing

29. damage caused by loud clogs.

30. And an in-depth look at fabulously rich,

31. boring people.

32. But first, Ghostbusters, rip-off or scam?

33. Joining us live on the scene are Ace Rep

34. orters, Sandy Van Sanders, and

35. Helen Shrek.

36. Thank you, Eldon.

37. Since their emergence on the scene,

38. the Ghostbusters have allegedly been

39. keeping New York safe from everything

40. from

41. truculent trolls to garrulous goblins.

42. But could it be what we really need

43. protection from is the Ghostbusters

44. themselves?

45. Are they nothing more than first class

46. con men?

47. Officially, we have no opinion.

48. But just between you, me, and 20 million

49. viewers, I'd say, and how.

50. Who is it?

51. The eye of truth.

52. Give me a break.

53. Office hours are ten to four.

54. You'll have to come back tomorrow.

55. Can it, sister.

56. I'm Helen Shrek, news head supreme.

57. So, I'm Janine Melnitz, secretary.

58. merely an elaborate front masking a lit

59. any of questionable practices,

60. including double billing, kickbacks.

61. If you don't lay off this door, I'll

62. show you a kickback.

63. Down, Slimer.

64. I try to keep them out.

65. It's okay, Janine, take Slimer for a

66. walk.

67. What is this, home movies?

68. I know you, you're from that news show.

69. Elvis on UFOs, underwear of the famous?

70. Yeah, so far, we've seen three of

71. these ghost grubbers.

72. But where is Dr. Egon Spangler?

73. He's not here.

74. Ray, Winston, come over here, will you?

75. Aha.

76. What's this?

77. You'll have to leave, this is top

78. secret.

79. You can't keep the press out.

80. Lady, I'd love to try.

81. Perhaps it's time we went public with

82. our experiment.

83. You want us to stay?

84. This may well be a trick.

85. Until now, we've been storing captured

86. entities in on-site

87. containment vessels in the basement,

88. which is both expensive and hazardous.

89. That's why Dr. Stantz and I have

90. developed the dimension-o-meter.

91. If it works, it'll banish spirits to

92. another dimension permanently.

93. In other words,

94. you might call it a plan to disperse sp

95. ooks into the ozone layer?

96. Yeah, sure, if you wanted to use the

97. wrong words.

98. Watch and learn.

99. Keep that out of my face, okay?

100. What's the worst thing that could

101. happen?

102. Being locked in a room with you for a

103. week.

104. A feeble attempt at humor, but laughs

105. won't cut the tension or

106. the mustard as the big machine prepares

107. to fire up.

108. Test subject ready?

109. Yeah, and it's a live one.

110. Hold it there.

111. Bon voyage.

112. All right.

113. We did it.

114. A noble aim, but is it merely a show

115. for our benefit?

116. Could all this flashy equipment be fake?

117. And listen, Sandy, I must say it looks

118. real to me.

119. Don't be gullible.

120. Were this actually a high voltage switch,

121. it would overload if I did this.

122. We seem to be having some technical

123. difficulty with our feed from Helen and

124. Sandy.

125. Until we can get back to them, let's have

126. this week's commentary by Rune Ancient.

127. You ever notice if you stare long

128. enough, you can see your fingernails grow?

129. You ever notice how dust collects on you

130. if you don't move?

131. I hate that.

132. Sorry to interrupt, it sounded

133. fascinating, but

134. we've resumed contact at Ghostbuster

135. headquarters.

136. Mishap in Manhattan, that's what the

137. scandal sheets will no doubt call it.

138. At this stage, it's difficult to piece

139. things together, but

140. it seems there was an accident during the

141. test drive.

142. Accident, nothing.

143. It's your fault, you jollied ham.

144. Clearly emotions are running high.

145. Whatever the cause, the surge of

146. energy has brought about a remarkable

147. transformation in Dr. Spangler.

148. Will it prove a health hazard or the

149. exercise sensation of the 90s?

150. Didn't quite get that, buddy.

151. Free to destroy.

152. What are your impressions of what just

153. occurred?

154. Pete, Ray, get over here.

155. Get a load of this.

156. See, Egon's soul got sucked into the

157. other dimension.

158. And now there's a demon in his body.

159. And according to Egon's notes, if we don

160. 't find this soul and

161. reverse the process inside 15 minutes,

162. the change is permanent.

163. Bummer.

164. Hard choices for the Ghostbusters.

165. As their former colleague, now demonic

166. host, plays hardball.

167. We can't zap him, it's still Egon's body.

168. What do you suggest?

169. Remember King Kong?

170. Did it work?

171. I think so.

172. So where is he?

173. Hey, that's our camera truck.

174. Right, Sandy, I'm racing back to our

175. studio for an exclusive interview.

176. Great, unless we get Egon's body back

177. here, there'll be no switch.

178. And we've still gotta find his soul.

179. Leave that to me.

180. But Peter, that means going into the

181. other dimension.

182. Travel in danger, that's what some

183. guys live for.

184. Unfortunately, not me.

185. Let's do it.

186. Will act two bring a happy ending or

187. merely more anguish and despair?

188. We'll soon see.

189. Back to you, Elden.

190. A thought-provoking report.

191. Coming up, an examination of why anch

192. orman feel compelled to add vacuous

193. comments at

194. the end of each report.

195. But first, a word from our sponsor.

196. Ahh, the real Ghostbusters will return

197. after these messages.

198. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

199. Welcome back.

200. Up now, more on the Ghostbusters disaster.

201. It's the stuff of raw adventure as Dr.

202. Vinkman prepares to boldly go where no

203. young,

204. upwardly mobile scientist has gone before.

205. Now Janine, remember, when I yank on

206. the rope-

207. Give it, I've seen poltergeist.

208. Right.

209. Anything we can do?

210. Keep your distance, preferably on some

211. other planet.

212. How can he be so flippant at a time

213. like this?

214. In one reporter's opinion, hardly a

215. vacation sponsor.

216. Huh?

217. Is the eye of truth always deaf?

218. This is the story of the century,

219. sure to earn this reporter an Emmy or a

220. Whirlitzer prize.

221. I must be slipping.

222. That sounds like applause.

223. Happens wherever I go.

224. But not like that.

225. He's coming around.

226. With us in the studio, a demon who has

227. sought asylum in the body of

228. Dr. Egon Spangler.

229. Perhaps he's fleeing political repression

230. or seeking artistic fulfillment.

231. Or he could just be your sanded

232. monster.

233. All right.

234. First things first, save the lady.

235. Right, what's your favorite sport?

236. Huh?

237. Whatever works.

238. What?

239. How dare you interfere with my

240. interview?

241. Interview?

242. Lady, it's a riot.

243. Now, stay put.

244. Yee-haw!

245. Are you crazy?

246. That's dangerous.

247. Who do you think you are, Lois Lane?

248. Huh, not the way she dresses.

249. What do you call these things?

250. I call them only slightly less

251. irritating than you.

252. That's the last of that.

253. Please, please, please, don't leave me

254. here.

255. And I just had this cleaned.

256. You gotta take me back.

257. This place is too spooky.

258. All right, all right.

259. But first, tell Dr. Venkman if you've

260. seen a soul around here.

261. A soul?

262. Just over that hill.

263. Can't miss it.

264. Now fold me up and put me away.

265. There he is.

266. We've got to get him back to the fire

267. house.

268. Great, what's your plan?

269. We can't blast him, but

270. maybe we can use these to head him in the

271. right direction.

272. I got you.

273. Rawr!

274. That's it, keep it up.

275. Ow!

276. Come on, time's almost up.

277. Can't miss it, huh?

278. It doesn't take a genius to see that's

279. not Egon.

280. Another tragic demonstration that you

281. should never trust a ghost.

282. No, wait.

283. What a come down from technician to tr

284. ampoline.

285. Hold these.

286. I gotta travel light.

287. You okay, Egon?

288. Do I look okay?

289. I retract the question.

290. Grab hold,

291. unless you wanna log your next report

292. from the underside of a foot.

293. You too.

294. I just hope Janine's not on a coffee

295. break.

296. If we paid you, I'd give you a raise.

297. Where'd you find him?

298. You could lend a hand here.

299. Only a minute to go.

300. Driving service, a man too soon.

301. Here's our guest, so roll out the

302. carpet.

303. At Ghostbusters headquarters, chaos

304. reigns supreme,

305. with only we journalists able to rise

306. above it.

307. Egon, say something.

308. This lab is clean.

309. All right.

310. Except for them.

311. Yeah.

312. Ellen, Sandy.

313. We're running late.

314. Can you give us a wrap up?

315. My pleasure, Eldon.

316. Earlier, the question was asked, who

317. needs the Ghostbusters?

318. On the basis of this story, it's clear

319. many need the Ghostbusters.

320. While others just need a bath.

321. Eldon?

322. Well, that's our show for tonight.

323. Until next time, this is 204060.

324. We're on top of it, so you don't have to

325. be.

326. Good night.

327. The real Ghostbusters will return

328. after these messages.

329. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

330. look good, who you gonna call?