The Real Ghostbusters 2x61

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An unscrupulous film producer reacts with unusual enthusiasm when the Ghostbusters pursue a number of ghosts on his horror movie set. The ghosts help him in exchange for doing a film of their own… a movie that will feature the destruction of the Ghostbusters!

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1. Ghostbusters.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?

4. Ghostbusters.

5. There's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?

6. Ghostbusters.

7. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

8. The real Ghostbusters will return

9. after these messages.

10. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

11. Money for nothing, I like the sound of

12. that.

13. Not nothing Winston, we've been hired

14. as consultants on a horror film.

15. Same difference Egon, just lean back

16. and tell other folks what to do.

17. Pete Bankman is ready for his fans.

18. What fans?

19. You're not in the movie, Peter.

20. Well, not yet, Ray.

21. But this face just begs to be on the

22. screen.

23. Well, you guys can have the money and

24. the fame.

25. It's enough for me to see the inside of

26. the MJN Studios.

27. Sorry to disappoint you, amigo, the

28. director wanted authenticity.

29. So they're filming the whole shebang at a

30. real haunted house.

31. Give me a break, not even a ghost

32. would live in this dump.

33. Not so fast, Peter, I'm getting some

34. disturbing readings.

35. Brother, consultants leave their toys

36. at home, Egon.

37. Cut, you call that a ghost?

38. You wouldn't scare a baby.

39. Movies sure don't make ghosts like

40. they used to.

41. I'm Feeny Musselberg, director of this

42. chaos.

43. What the?

44. And this is Gil Hamstrung, our star.

45. Howdy.

46. Now listen, Gil, you gotta put more o

47. omph into it.

48. Remember, babe, you're a ghost.

49. I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost.

50. What's it saying, Joe?

51. Same old stuff, ghosts losing the end.

52. Yeah, it just makes me homicidal.

53. But what could we do about it?

54. I know, I'll write a protest.

55. Yeah, and send it where, Dimbo, the

56. dead letter office?

57. Hey, I got a better idea, Catherine.

58. Stop, you vile apparition.

59. Yeah, I always talk like that.

60. Needs work, suggestions?

61. Get a writer.

62. Yeah, they're overrated.

63. What are you sitting around for, time

64. is money.

65. Artie Grendel, our producer, the

66. Ghostbusters.

67. Pleased to meet you, you're fired.

68. Did I miss something?

69. We're cutting unnecessary expenses,

70. beginning with you.

71. No, no, no, the lines.

72. That's more.

73. Now, let's show them what a real ghost

74. can do.

75. Hey, those ones look good.

76. Too good, come on.

77. How's the sound level, dude?

78. Ghost, it ain't hard, Roy.

79. This is terrific, we gotta get it on

80. film, come here.

81. Hurry.

82. Let's go, to the car.

83. I suspected something like this might

84. happen.

85. Most modern films set ghosts howling.

86. Oh dear, my, goodness gracious, my.

87. Now, this is more like it.

88. That's great, only could you maybe say

89. , you'll pay ghost hunter.

90. You'll pay ghost hunter?

91. You're a natural, I'm telling you.

92. Time for one ghost roast, care of the

93. ghost busters.

94. Hold it, these spooks are tops.

95. Couldn't you loan them out to me, just

96. till the pitch is done?

97. Sorry, we don't lease, we bust.

98. Well, this set is clean.

99. All right, busters, hey, okay.

100. Yeah, four consultants who get down

101. and boogie.

102. So what do you gotta say, Grendel?

103. I guess I was a little hasty, good

104. work guys.

105. But where are my manners?

106. Take them out for some chow, Feeny, on me.

107. Now, let's talk turkey.

108. I just don't get it.

109. It's been a month since we got fired from

110. that picture.

111. Why come to the premiere?

112. Grendel thought it'd be good publicity

113. if we showed up in full regalia.

114. So the pond scum thinks, what's in it

115. for us?

116. He makes good on the rubber check he

117. wrote us.

118. Now that's an argument I can live with.

119. Hey look, the picture's just getting

120. out.

121. What'd you think of it?

122. Disgusting.

123. Horrible.

124. Sickening.

125. We loved it.

126. Hey, long time no see.

127. Bet this makes you guys happy, huh?

128. Happy?

129. That rat, Grendel, fired us the day

130. after you were on the set.

131. How could he have made a movie so fast

132. without a director or star?

133. You can't, even with them.

134. Special effects alone should have taken

135. more than a month.

136. There you are, you're late.

137. Seems there's a little mystery here.

138. A little matter of instant movie.

139. My secret, real hush, hush, but since

140. it's sort of thanks to you.

141. See you in the movies, boys.

142. MJ in Studios, I can't believe it, we

143. 're actually going inside.

144. You know, for years I've dreamed of

145. this moment?

146. Rey, if you dreamed of this moment,

147. why didn't you warn us?

148. Gentlemen.

149. Make my secret.

150. They're perfect stars, no makeup, no

151. special effects, and they work for free.

152. They agreed to make the pictures I want

153. if I help them make the one they want.

154. Like to hear the title?

155. It's called The End of the

156. Ghostbusters.

157. The real Ghostbusters will return

158. after these messages.

159. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

160. I never knew these old movie sets were

161. so solid.

162. Douglas Flynn was imprisoned here in

163. The Pirate of Zinda.

164. We're standing in the very same cell.

165. It's a singular treat, Rey.

166. Tell me, in the movie, did he manage to

167. escape?

168. Sure, it only took him 14 years.

169. Sorry to intrude, boys, but you're

170. wanted on the set.

171. After you, Egon.

172. At this given moment, I have absolutely

173. no urge to break into the movies.

174. No problem.

175. These Hollywood types are all phony.

176. Show them who's boss and they fold.

177. Just watch Mama Venkman's little boy.

178. Have we got a bone to pick with you?

179. First, I really must complain about that

180. dressing room.

181. Perhaps must is too strong, might or can

182. 't.

183. You wouldn't consider giving those

184. back to us, would you?

185. I'll take that as a negative.

186. Just what's the story here?

187. Simplicity itself.

188. We give yous a head start, count to five,

189. chase you and blast you.

190. Will this make a great movie, I ask

191. you?

192. Oh, I can see the ads now.

193. You'll believe a ghost buster can fry.

194. Roll 'em.

195. I'd say that's our cue to get out of

196. here.

197. One, two.

198. So I'm impatient.

199. Let's get him.

200. Egon, remind me, what happens if one

201. of those beams hits us?

202. Our individual atoms go on separate

203. vacations.

204. Fantastic.

205. In here, these old jails always had a

206. back door.

207. With rare exceptions.

208. Just a show of nice guys, we'll let

209. you draw first.

210. With what?

211. Just kidding.

212. Come on.

213. I wonder if they got any vacancies.

214. You're a million laughs, Peter.

215. Can we wrap this up soon?

216. Film costs money.

217. Of course, quality comes first.

218. I think we lost him.

219. I wonder what this is supposed to be a

220. model of.

221. Steamship Lusitania.

222. Had to ask.

223. I've always wanted to do that.

224. This way.

225. Or maybe not.

226. Hey, this is the wall where Clark

227. Tracy got it in Gangsters on Broadway.

228. And unless somebody has a brainstorm,

229. where we're gonna get it now.

230. See you in the movies, guys.

231. Feeny.

232. We figured Grendel was up to no good,

233. so we followed yous.

234. Only this place was locked up tight, so

235. we barred this baby from a friend.

236. But how's Hamstrung know how to fly it?

237. He's an actor, ain't he?

238. I'm a pilot, I'm a pilot, I'm a.

239. Uh-oh, ghosts at 12 o'clock.

240. He's burning.

241. Whoa.

242. Yo.

243. Yeah.

244. Burn rubber.

245. Hey, we're short by two.

246. Give up and we'll let your pals go.

247. If we give up, do you solemnly promise

248. to release them and not hurt anyone?

249. We do.

250. Follow my lead.

251. Now you're part of the bargain, let

252. them go.

253. Okay, Ray, what's your plan?

254. I got them to promise.

255. That's it?

256. That ain't no plan, that's a character

257. defect.

258. I believe we've made a tactical error.

259. All the union will hear about this.

260. How, on a Ouija board?

261. You, you, producer?

262. Here are your marks, let's try and get

263. it in one take.

264. I think we'll have to.

265. Egon, bend this way, I think I can

266. reach your PKE meter.

267. What good's that gonna do?

268. We know we got ghosts here.

269. If I can just reverse the polarity,

270. it'll send signals to ghosts instead of

271. receiving them.

272. I hate to break this to you, Ray, but

273. I really think what we need now is more

274. ghosts.

275. Ready.

276. SOS, SOS.

277. Aim.

278. Fight.

279. Yee-haw.

280. Tally ho.

281. Yee-haw.

282. Yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, y

283. ee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw.

284. It's the ghosts of the studio's old

285. movie stars.

286. Swift move, Ray.

287. Only how do you know they won't side with

288. the ghosts?

289. Because they're heroes.

290. Yee-haw.

291. Hey, this isn't in the script.

292. I don't, I just, no.

293. Keep calm, the situation's well in

294. hand.

295. I wouldn't bet on that, Funky.

296. Two arms, comrades.

297. Catch.

298. We're back in business.

299. Let us go, you traitors.

300. Whoa.

301. What a bummer.

302. Time to ad lib a hasty departure.

303. How about the rest of them?

304. You don't zap the good guys.

305. Come on, let's get it.

306. Let's get it.

307. There he goes. >> He's getting away.

308. Listen, we can cut a deal, I know a

309. great restaurant, let's do lunch.

310. Save it for the parole board, pal.

311. Looks like our job's done here, until

312. next time, buckaroos.

313. If only all ghosts were like that.

314. The real Ghostbusters will return

315. after these messages.

316. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

317. Dig.