The Real Ghostbusters 2x60

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Necksa, lord and ruler of the sea elementals, strikes out at the air-breathers who have been polluting the oceans. When the Ghostbusters attempt to stop him, Egon, Ray and Winston are swallowed by the creature, leaving Peter to save the day.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. 107 at WKUX and the heat just keeps on

5. coming.

6. We're into day 12 of one of the nastiest

7. heat waves the Big Apple's ever seen.

8. Current temperature is, are you ready for

9. this folks?

10. No.

11. 101 degrees.

12. All this and a water shortage too.

13. Hope you folks aren't wasting water.

14. Perish the thought.

15. And remember, no baths, just quick

16. showers.

17. Did I tell you about Gozer?

18. Now there was a nut.

19. But did we let that other dimensional

20. fascist topple western civilization?

21. Uh-uh, we're Ghostbusters.

22. And when there's a job to do.

23. We do it.

24. That's all very fascinating, Dr. Venk

25. man.

26. But Celebrity Magazine sent me here to do

27. an interview with all the Ghostbusters.

28. So far you're the only one who's been

29. talking.

30. For two hours, 22 minutes, and 16 seconds

31. to be precise.

32. Say no more.

33. I give you Dr. Ray Stans, born in a log

34. cabin to a humble family of.

35. Saved by the bell.

36. Ghostbusters.

37. Oh.

38. Oh, yes your honor.

39. It's the mayor.

40. Probably wants some advice about his

41. love life.

42. He wants to talk to Dr. Spangler.

43. It's for you.

44. Politics is such a dirty business.

45. Yes sir, I see.

46. Mm-hm, I understand.

47. Absolutely, your honor.

48. The city's water supply appears to be

49. haunted.

50. Reports are coming in from all five

51. boroughs at an alarming rate.

52. Well, what are we waiting for?

53. Let's get those ghosts.

54. Conceited is spelt with an I, not to

55. ease.

56. Just trying to be helpful.

57. A left up ahead rate.

58. Ms. Johnson, I want to stress the fact

59. that we are going into a dangerous and

60. unpredictable situation.

61. I hope so, Dr. Spangler.

62. My article would be pretty boring without

63. it.

64. And call me Alice.

65. That's what I like about you, Alice.

66. You've got spunk.

67. Call me Ms. Johnson.

68. Stay in the car, Ms. Johnson.

69. No way, Dr. Stantz.

70. I'm in for the duration.

71. And call me Alice.

72. I'm beginning to see a trend here.

73. That way. Let's move.

74. Oh boy, look at that.

75. What are they?

76. My guess is they're undines.

77. What are elementals?

78. I don't know, Ray.

79. Undines are traditionally benevolent

80. spirits and these are exhibiting highly

81. malevolent traits.

82. Oh, fellas.

83. That was close.

84. Dr. Venkman, thank you.

85. Don't mention it, Ms. Johnson.

86. Please call me Alice.

87. At last.

88. Hey look, a quarter.

89. We're back to Ms. Johnson, aren't we?

90. Here comes some more of them.

91. Okay, that's cream, old suckers.

92. We've got them now, boys.

93. Kick those traps in there, Peter.

94. Traps?

95. Didn't you bring the traps?

96. I wasn't doing traps this week, Ray.

97. You were.

98. Well, now what do we do?

99. We can't just stand here holding them all

100. day.

101. You feel that?

102. It's like something's fighting against

103. our beams.

104. Hey, look at them.

105. They're dissolving.

106. No, I don't think so.

107. I think it's more like...

108. They're returning to their original

109. primal state.

110. Like something is calling them back.

111. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn

112. 't seen it.

113. Oh, and I got it all on film.

114. This is going to make an incredible story.

115. Especially the part where Dr. Venkman

116. forgets the ghost traps.

117. My mother reads celebrity.

118. Dr. Spangler, just as those things

119. were being sucked away,

120. I could have sworn I heard, well, it

121. sounded like chanting.

122. Sounded like Nexa.

123. According to Tobin, Nexa was the Lord

124. of the Undines.

125. Master of all the water elementals.

126. One of the most powerful of all the

127. primal gods.

128. Then the force that pulled those Undines

129. away from us.

130. It was Nexa.

131. Hey, if the water supply is haunted,

132. and if the water is coming from the East

133. River,

134. then doesn't it stand to reason that this

135. Nexa is...

136. Had to open your big mouth, didn't you

137. Winston?

138. When we beat up on those water demons,

139. you think we scared it off?

140. My guess is we made it angry.

141. We make it angry and then come looking

142. for it?

143. We're so heroic it's sickening.

144. Well, I'm glad we made Alice wait back

145. in the dock.

146. This could be big trouble.

147. I think the big trouble for Peter is

148. going to come from Alice.

149. Thanks Winston, you're such a good

150. friend.

151. Are you saying that she dislikes me?

152. Hey, guys?

153. No, I'm saying she thinks you're pond

154. scum.

155. Uh, bellows?

156. Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa.

157. Isn't that cute?

158. He feels left out.

159. Okay, Egon, your turn.

160. Go ahead, insult Uncle Peter.

161. Listen.

162. Listen to what?

163. Oh, boy.

164. Here comes.

165. The real Ghostbusters will return

166. after these messages.

167. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

168. Wow, what is this?

169. I am called Nexa.

170. Right.

171. You are the ones who harmed my

172. children.

173. Harm a child?

174. What kind of Ghostbusters do you think we

175. are?

176. You mean the Undines, Peter.

177. Those ugly things?

178. You will watch your tongue, mortal.

179. Yes, you will.

180. Your children were causing much harm.

181. Our city's water supply.

182. That means nothing to me.

183. I am Nexa.

184. I think that's already been well

185. established, don't you?

186. What is it you want here?

187. For thousands of years, since before

188. men existed,

189. I have slumbered in the deep,

190. the currents taking me where they would.

191. Who knows how long I have slept in this

192. filthy, stinking river.

193. Hey, come on.

194. We have to drink this stuff.

195. But then, men from your city came

196. laying their pipes,

197. draining the waters, disturbing my sl

198. umber.

199. I awoke and saw a world far different

200. from the one I remembered.

201. The time has come for a change.

202. What do you mean, a change?

203. Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa,

204. Nexa, Nexa, Nexa.

205. I have never cared for you land-dwell

206. ing mortals,

207. and it would give me great pleasure to

208. torment the people of New York for a time.

209. Before I sink the city and claim it for

210. my own.

211. Our proton guns went down with the

212. ship, didn't they?

213. Don't let it bother you, Ray.

214. He's so massive, the beams probably would

215. have bounced right off him.

216. Hey, look.

217. Why are you always right?

218. Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa.

219. Look out.

220. Whoa.

221. He spit me out.

222. He spit me out.

223. Come back here, you oversized bathtub toy.

224. Egon, Winston, Ray?

225. You really blew it this time.

226. Guess I have a new title for my article,

227. huh?

228. The Ghostbusters, The Last Case.

229. Don't bet on it, Alice.

230. Janine, would you please calm down?

231. The whole city's overrun with those und

232. ying thingies.

233. Egon and Winston and Ray have been

234. swallowed by a whale.

235. And you want me to calm down?

236. It's not a whale exactly.

237. It's a primeval god with a severe weight

238. problem.

239. Whatever it is, it's eaten them.

240. You ever see Pinocchio?

241. What has Pinocchio got to do with

242. anything?

243. Geppetto didn't get eaten by Monstro.

244. He just got swallowed.

245. And all Pinocchio had to do was get him

246. out.

247. He's lost his mind.

248. Just give our good friend, Alice

249. Johnson, a call over at Celebrity

250. magazine.

251. Tell her to meet me at the docks tonight

252. about 10ish.

253. And tell her to bring her camera.

254. Oh, Nexa, Nexo, buddy.

255. Come on up, Moby Dink.

256. I want to talk to you.

257. What's the matter, Tubby? Scared?

258. Your mother's a fish stick.

259. Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa.

260. That did it.

261. Here goes nothing.

262. Huh?

263. That's it, lover boy.

264. Come and get me.

265. I hope this works.

266. Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa, Nexa.

267. Four, three, two, one.

268. Nexa, Nexa, Nexa.

269. Okay, Moby Dink. Chew on this.

270. What's in that, Moby Dink?

271. This isn't your average old proton gun.

272. This product of Dr. Peter Bateman's inim

273. itable genius emits microwave particles

274. fully capable of sucking all the moisture

275. out of you

276. and turning you into the world's first

277. salt water prune.

278. Let me go.

279. Sure. All you've got to do is send my

280. three buddies over here,

281. then pack up the kiddies and head out to

282. open sea.

283. Never.

284. Look, Nexa, sweetheart. This world isn

285. 't for you.

286. You said it yourself. Times have changed.

287. You're not used to us humans, and we're

288. not awfully big on you.

289. What say you and the kiddies settle down

290. someplace where there aren't any humans?

291. Say, Antarctica. Maybe find yourself a

292. wife.

293. There's got to be a cute little Nexa out

294. there somewhere.

295. Yes, yes. You have Nexa's word.

296. I will return your friends to you and

297. then go.

298. This world is not for me.

299. Atta boy. I knew you were a reasonable

300. kind of guy.

301. Sure, you weigh 10,000 tons, but hey,

302. nobody's perfect.

303. Don't push your luck.

304. Gotcha.

305. Uh-oh.

306. Hey, the least you could do is say

307. hello.

308. There's just one thing I still don't

309. understand.

310. What's that?

311. How could you have created something

312. as sophisticated as this microwave device?

313. It was easy. And if he just said no

314. once more, I'd have let him have it.

315. This baby could take him.

316. But of course it's a good thing for

317. him. I didn't have to.

318. Dr. Venkman.

319. Well, well, well. Ms. Johnson.

320. Call me Alice.

321. Really?

322. Oh, Dr. Venkman, I got your message. I

323. saw everything.

324. Wasn't I wonderful?

325. Oh, you were. Dr. Venkman, I was wrong

326. about you. Will you forgive me?

327. Hey, if I could get along with Nexa, I

328. could certainly get along with you.

329. Can I get a shot for the cover of the

330. magazine, the four of you together?

331. Say cheese.

332. Cheese.

333. The real Ghostbusters will return

334. after these messages.

335. Oh, we now return to the real

336. Ghostbusters.

337. Dig.