The Real Ghostbusters 2x6

Directed by Masakazu Higuchi

A defrocked Tooth Fairy named Buster stumbles upon the Ghostbusters' television ad. Seeing a chance for friendship in a cold, cruel world, he moves in with them, certain he's their pal… but trouble soon follows.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return after

2. these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. Tommy, are you still in the bathroom?

5. I just finished.

6. Well, get to bed then.

7. Okay, Dad.

8. What do you think, Buster? How did the

9. kid do it?

10. But, of course, it's obvious.

11. Get on with it, Buster.

12. Right.

13. I told you, you don't have to tiptoe.

14. You're a ghost.

15. Oh, okay. Yeah.

16. Aren't you forgetting something?

17. The wand.

18. I don't need that dumb wand.

19. It's in your job description.

20. Satisfied?

21. Yes. Come on. We're late.

22. Look at this filthy...

23. That's not your affair.

24. Now, Buster, if they catch you practicing

25. unlicensed dentistry one more time, you

26. lose your job.

27. Every child should have a regular checkup

28. , so I'll make a deal with you.

29. You don't tell me how to do my job and I

30. won't give you the time of day.

31. Buster, wait, please.

32. Mom! Dad!

33. There's a ghost in my room!

34. Daddy! Help!

35. What's all this...

36. Ouch!

37. Excuse me, I...

38. Can we leave now, please?

39. I think you're right.

40. Are you all right?

41. How many times must I tell you?

42. Use the stairs!

43. But do you listen to me?

44. Oh, no. The tooth police.

45. Oh, how could this happen to me?

46. You've been through every job a ghost can

47. get.

48. A house hunter?

49. Graveyard ghastly?

50. I was even a ghost writer.

51. You can't get any lower than that.

52. How about the frocked tooth fairy?

53. This is the end. I'll kill myself.

54. Oh, don't be silly.

55. Yeah, you're right. That is silly.

56. Are you having trouble with ghosts?

57. I sure am. What?

58. I didn't say anything.

59. Well, if you are, we're the guys to call.

60. You are?

61. We're the guys you've been looking for.

62. I have?

63. We're Ghostbusters!

64. They have the same name as me.

65. We're ready to believe you.

66. At last! Someone will believe in me.

67. This must be fate. Or destiny.

68. Or maybe just dumb luck.

69. You're half right.

70. And stop crying. I'm not waterproof.

71. An orthodontist?

72. Really, Marine? Is he cute or what?

73. Look, watch. This is it.

74. This dump?

75. Great. Now they're coming to us.

76. Hey, you can't go up there.

77. It's you. It's really you.

78. It's a ghost.

79. I don't remember catching you.

80. No, I came to join you.

81. I don't think you understand what we do

82. here.

83. I can learn. In the meantime, I can help

84. out.

85. This is weird.

86. I'm a good cook.

87. Are you?

88. Peter.

89. We sure could use a cookie gun.

90. Please, guys, give me a chance.

91. What do you think?

92. I kind of like the guy.

93. Who cares? He can cook.

94. Egon?

95. No. We'll live to regret it.

96. Yo, I hate to throw anyone out on the

97. street.

98. Sorry, Egon.

99. Oh, thanks, guys. You made the right

100. decision.

101. You did. You did.

102. I'll get my things.

103. I'm telling you, we'll live to regret it.

104. I know that smell, and I love it.

105. Hey, guys, breakfast.

106. Something sure smells good.

107. At last, no more fast food.

108. I am really hungry.

109. You'd better be.

110. Holy jump up and sit down.

111. I went to the store. Here's the receipt.

112. I hope you like leftovers.

113. What leftovers?

114. They look pretty good, Ray.

115. You never learn, do you?

116. You aren't supposed to be practicing dent

117. istry.

118. We should get out of here.

119. Egon, how about this?

120. Free dental care.

121. I agree with the watch.

122. This is the Ghostbusters, not a dental

123. school.

124. You should listen to him, Buster.

125. Come on, Ray, it's a call.

126. That's dangerous, driving around like

127. that.

128. There's got to be an easier way.

129. Buster, what are you thinking?

130. You know I don't like it when you think.

131. They're my buddies. I'm gonna help them.

132. Fastest gun on the west side.

133. That's only nine. Where's Peter?

134. Right here. Ten and 11.

135. That's the last of them. Let's get home.

136. Well, I don't know about you guys,

137. but I'm going right to bed.

138. Yeah, a good night's sleep sounds perfect.

139. How about this, Busters?

140. Now you don't have to go out and look for

141. friends.

142. I invited every ghost in New York.

143. You can take your pick.

144. The real Ghostbusters will return after

145. these messages.

146. Ooh.

147. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

148. See? Every kind of ghost you could ever

149. want.

150. Neat, huh?

151. Don't you just love it?

152. This is ghastly.

153. No, ghostly.

154. Ain't I wild? Come on, join the party.

155. I won't say I told you so.

156. Okay, okay, you were right.

157. We were wrong. What do we do about it?

158. We can't use our proton packs in here.

159. I don't know.

160. If we're careful, I think we can keep the

161. damage down.

162. No way, Ray.

163. An accidental proton hit on the main

164. electrical system

165. could blow the entire containment unit.

166. Good call, Egon.

167. Okay, we use trickery. Where do we start?

168. First, we find the tooth fairy.

169. Whoa!

170. No!

171. Oh, no! Stop that!

172. You!

173. Whoa!

174. Al, get out of here!

175. Whoa!

176. Uh-huh.

177. This is terrific.

178. Hey, Peter.

179. I think you've been drinking too much

180. coffee, man.

181. Are you all right?

182. I guess so.

183. This place is a mess, and I can't find

184. Buster.

185. We're not going about this logically.

186. We've never gone about anything logically.

187. I'll show you logic, smart guy.

188. Remember when you were in college, the

189. parties?

190. Where did you always wind up?

191. The kitchen!

192. That little green traitor.

193. Hey, come in. There's enough food for

194. everyone.

195. There's enough food for everyone in

196. Central America.

197. Okay, pack it up. The party's over.

198. Over? We just started.

199. We're gonna party till we drop.

200. Hey, how long could that be?

201. By my calculations, if all energy levels

202. remain constant,

203. about 14,000 years.

204. It's worse. Forget 14,000 years.

205. We may not last another 14 minutes.

206. Hey, guys!

207. Guys, we've got a problem.

208. The ghost would disturb the ethereal

209. balance.

210. I think we better get out of here.

211. No ghost is chasing me out of my own home.

212. Besides, it wouldn't do any good.

213. If the firehouse goes, it'll just leave a

214. hole in the continuum.

215. All of New York, then New Jersey.

216. Then what would we do without New Jersey?

217. Okay, Egon, you're in charge.

218. What do we do?

219. Remember, keep a very tight beam.

220. Don't worry about me.

221. You just pull me in when I yell.

222. Hey! Hey, buster!

223. Help!

224. Now!

225. Easy!

226. You sure you know what you're doing?

227. We'll know in a minute.

228. Wow! Hey!

229. What's the idea? I thought we were pals.

230. We are, but...

231. No, Peter. He deserves the truth.

232. Hey, guys?

233. Buster, we catch ghosts.

234. Buster, we catch ghosts and jail them in

235. a containment unit.

236. We like you, but you're a ghost.

237. I thought I finally had some friends.

238. Aw.

239. Wait a minute.

240. Buster, do you really want to be our

241. friend?

242. Really?

243. Uh-huh.

244. Then you have to help.

245. The entire world is at stake here, kid.

246. Can you do it?

247. I don't know.

248. You gotta.

249. For you guys?

250. Anything.

251. Okay, here's what we do.

252. Okay, buster, do your stuff.

253. I never did like zombies.

254. They've got lousy teeth.

255. Hey, gang.

256. Hungry?

257. Well, come on. Let's eat.

258. Let's go.

259. Wow, look at this mess.

260. Worry about it later, Ray.

261. Remember, we only get one shot at this.

262. Are you sure this will work?

263. Well, no, but...

264. I know, I know. The theory is sound.

265. Better hustle, egon. Things are getting

266. ugly out there.

267. Yeah. Buster can't hold him much longer.

268. Okay. Better strap down and lower your

269. visors.

270. Restart bending the containment unit will

271. be rough.

272. You take buster. I'll get slimer.

273. Right on.

274. Okay, egon.

275. Go, ray.

276. I swear, guys, the food's gone.

277. Whoa!

278. 65% capacity. 70.

279. Heads up.

280. 85. 90.

281. Get ready to bend.

282. Beat 'em!

283. Winston, do something!

284. Ready to bend! Ready!

285. Buster, where are you?

286. Whoa!

287. Here goes nothing!

288. Bats, now!

289. Okay.

290. Hold it.

291. All right.

292. We got 'em.

293. This must have been some party.

294. Not exactly.

295. Buster caused some major problems, and we

296. had to get rid of them.

297. Buster? That sweet guy?

298. You didn't put him into the containment

299. unit.

300. Not quite. We found him a job.

301. Not as a dentist, I hope.

302. No, as custodian of a ghost town in calif

303. ornia.

304. He left us his watch, though.

305. What a swell gift.

306. That's what I say.

307. You could use my advice, I think.

308. First of all, egon, about your hair.

309. Yeah.

310. The real ghost busters will return after

311. these messages.

312. We now return to the real ghost busters.

313. Dig.