The Real Ghostbusters 2x59

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After Peter's car explodes, the Ghostbusters travel to Detroit's Generous Motors, where the automobile assembly line has been invaded by World War II gremlins, pesky little creatures who like to take apart anything mechanical.

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1. Yes, Peter Venkman, born to ride the

2. highway in his new car,

3. a wild guy with some wild wheels.

4. Man, right in the middle of, I don't

5. believe this brand new car.

6. What's the big idea?

7. I pay thousands of millions of dollars

8. for this?

9. You dirty, I don't know why I ever

10. thought I,

11. I don't believe this, you vivisectionist.

12. The owner's manual said this is

13. acceptable discipline.

14. Is it supposed to do that?

15. I scrimped and saved for that car.

16. I wanted it more than anything in the

17. whole world.

18. He said the same thing when I ate the

19. last of the ice cream last night.

20. When I think of all the millions of

21. cars that are sold trouble-free every

22. year,

23. and the millions of happy, contented,

24. smug motorists out there,

25. those rotten happy motorists are laughing

26. at me.

27. Hey, easy now, Pete.

28. Beating up happy motorists with a desk

29. lamp is hardly a solution.

30. Yeah, I really think it's the thing to

31. do.

32. Grab him.

33. You've got to deal with this thing

34. constructively.

35. Winston's right, Peter.

36. You should take the action of a

37. responsible consumer.

38. You're right, Egon.

39. I'm gonna handle this in a way that'll

40. help others, too.

41. That's excellent, Peter.

42. I'm gonna call the president of Gener

43. ous Motors and tell him what a jerk he is.

44. What?

45. Oh, hello, sir.

46. May I help you?

47. It's the president of Generous Motors.

48. I didn't think we were being that loud.

49. Yes.

50. All of our new Y cars coming off the

51. assembly line are self-destructing for no

52. reason.

53. You don't say.

54. You must help me.

55. I'll give you anything you want.

56. Look at that.

57. It's not normal.

58. We can't possibly recall all the Y

59. cars that have been sold.

60. And someone's gonna get hurt if we don't

61. put a stop to all this.

62. You guys are our last resort.

63. If you can't help us, we're gonna have to

64. close down the plant.

65. You're right.

66. That doesn't sound quite normal.

67. How soon can you get here?

68. We'll catch the next plane to Detroit,

69. sir.

70. Yahoo!

71. We're headed for the Motor City.

72. Motown.

73. You know what that means?

74. If we pull this one off, we just might

75. get to meet the Queen of Soul.

76. By the way, do you know where the

77. Queen of Soul lives?

78. Tell Mr. Abernathy the Ghostbusters

79. are here.

80. Can I get you something to drink?

81. Yo, guys.

82. Place your orders.

83. Are you sure the employees aren't

84. doing the damage?

85. Absolutely not.

86. Why, they're as concerned as I am.

87. Besides, there aren't any employees

88. who could make the cars do this kind of

89. thing.

90. Let's see who can then.

91. There isn't any spirit activity, but this

92. sabotage is definitely supernatural in

93. origin.

94. Help!

95. Help!

96. The vending machines!

97. The lounge!

98. No refreshments!

99. No coffee break!

100. I think he's trying to tell us

101. something.

102. Hit the dirt!

103. There's really a good food selection

104. in this lounge, isn't there?

105. Okay, guys, we're gonna hit the

106. machines before Ray and Egon start

107. gaining weight.

108. One, two, let's get 'em!

109. Whoa!

110. I take this very personally.

111. Sandwiches must be a month old.

112. They sting like the dickens.

113. There's a method to this madness.

114. We should tell Janine to stock our

115. kitchen with these instead of those drab

116. little donuts.

117. Could we interest you two gourmets in

118. a little meeting as to how we're gonna

119. stop this?

120. Look!

121. Yeah, that's the ticket.

122. What the?

123. Uh-oh, I think they've seen us.

124. The real Ghostbusters will return

125. after these messages.

126. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

127. This factory, how long has it been

128. here?

129. It was first opened during the Second

130. World War.

131. Aircraft were manufactured here.

132. Who in else were jokers?

133. Did you make any modifications in the

134. factory when you put this Y-car assembly

135. line into operation?

136. Well, all we did, aside from the robots,

137. was reopen this part of the factory.

138. It'd been closed for about 40 years.

139. 40 years, it's nice to have a real job

140. again, don't you think?

141. I've always said a picture is worth 1,

142. 213.7 words.

143. Your company, sir, has fallen prey to g

144. remlins.

145. World War II was a boom time for these

146. particular phenomena.

147. Aircraft were the prime target for their

148. brand of mayhem.

149. Gremlins simply cannot leave anything

150. mechanical alone.

151. You can relate to that, Ray.

152. It's quite safe to conclude that these

153. gremlins were sealed in here since World

154. War II.

155. Opening this part of the factory set them

156. loose.

157. And chances are they won't stop with

158. this factory.

159. Could you just chase them out of my

160. factory and into someone else's factories?

161. All right, carry on, men.

162. I'll go write some memos on all this.

163. I only hope the board of directors has

164. a sense of humor.

165. Okay, men, let's carry on, huh?

166. Carry on with weapons designed to handle

167. ghosts, not gremlins.

168. Wonderful.

169. Then we gotta use our brains on this one.

170. You're absolutely right, Winston.

171. We scientists shouldn't substitute high

172. tech for good old horse sins.

173. Which tells me that one of us has gotta

174. get on an auto frame,

175. travel the length of this assembly line,

176. and get these little dudes where they

177. live.

178. And since you share my fabulous

179. facility for common sense.

180. Listen, Pete, I didn't come up with

181. the idea.

182. Don't worry, Winston.

183. Hey, stop it.

184. I just know we're gonna wish we'd gone

185. too.

186. Hey, he's coming.

187. Huh?

188. At least I can have a seat.

189. This may not be so bad.

190. I should know enough to keep my big

191. mouth shut.

192. Help!

193. Whoa!

194. Oh, brother.

195. How do you do?

196. I got friends who are rushing to help

197. me.

198. Yeah.

199. Right.

200. Tell us another one.

201. I never could pull a bluff.

202. We love the trash cars.

203. Oh, yes, we love the trash cars.

204. Suck, you little jerks.

205. Yes, we're buying the trash airplanes.

206. We have equal efficiency motorcycles.

207. We love the trash cars.

208. I think I see him.

209. Let me out of here.

210. Now this is what I call a real custom

211. job.

212. Hey, what's going on?

213. I can't see anything.

214. Whoa!

215. Winston, you don't wanna know.

216. Careful, we don't know where Winston

217. is in that thing.

218. Ray, I just realized, this may be a

219. robot, but it's still a car.

220. Are you trying to make a point or

221. something?

222. You never try to think, do you?

223. Come with me.

224. Whoa, that's it.

225. I've had it with those little weirdos.

226. So, you can rent yourself out for

227. parties.

228. Those gremlins ruin everything.

229. Yeah, I know you can build us a good

230. one, Ray.

231. Yeah, no problem.

232. I built three in my last year of auto

233. shop.

234. Wow, look at this great sea flange.

235. I'm sure they'll have everything I'll

236. need for modifications.

237. Hey, Egon, do you think they have

238. floor mats that will fit Ecto-1?

239. You never can tell, Ray.

240. Well, they're safely on Mars.

241. Why don't you and I see if they've got

242. those vending machines restocked yet?

243. Those clowns are gluttons for

244. punishment.

245. As everyone knows,

246. the team with the ballpark advantage has

247. the odds in its favor.

248. Therefore, we've decided to take the

249. next game on the road.

250. Metaphorically, of course.

251. Nothing worse than professors who throw

252. around sports metaphors.

253. Through my abilities at the art of

254. automobile mechanics and

255. Egon's amazing skills of invention, we

256. present to you.

257. Isn't there anything in your combined

258. genius that could have made this car

259. pretty?

260. This is beautiful.

261. Yes, I'm personally very excited about

262. it.

263. But how will it get rid of the grem

264. lins?

265. Sir, to the gremlins,

266. this is even more beautiful than it is in

267. the warped minds of my two colleagues.

268. It's utterly indestructible.

269. Is he kidding?

270. Why don't we get rid of it and then

271. get over to those new vending machines?

272. Okay.

273. Couldn't you at least have used a

274. decent color?

275. He's so green, it's my favorite color.

276. I have a tuxedo that color.

277. That's one of the reasons you're such

278. a lonely man, Ray.

279. Here they are.

280. Get ready, Egon.

281. The colorblind little critters are gonna

282. go for it.

283. Couldn't we paint it another color

284. first?

285. What's wrong with me so green?

286. I have a bic on that color.

287. That's one of the reasons you're such

288. a lonely gremlin, Garner.

289. Now.

290. She's armed.

291. It's working.

292. As soon as they get started, it turns

293. into another new car.

294. It's doing it again.

295. I don't believe it.

296. The thing just keeps getting uglier.

297. Nobody said science was pretty,

298. Winston.

299. I think it's time for phase two, Ray.

300. We'll all be.

301. Ray, the box is supposed to open.

302. Looks like they caught on to our trap.

303. That does it.

304. Those short maniacs aren't gonna get away

305. with this.

306. Wow, I didn't know he could move that

307. fast.

308. Do you guys have any idea what he's

309. trying to do?

310. Nope.

311. Okay, sometimes a leader has to lead.

312. So what if I don't know what I'm doing?

313. No, Pete, don't do it.

314. You're too valuable to the team.

315. Heck, why not?

316. Boy, I sure hope this works.

317. Whoa.

318. How did he do that?

319. Great going.

320. What a move.

321. Piece of cake.

322. How long can they keep that up?

323. Theoretically forever.

324. They won't give up until they destroy the

325. car.

326. But it'll keep changing into a new car

327. and they'll have to start all over.

328. Keep the tank full.

329. Give it a lube and oil every 2,000

330. transformations and it'll run forever.

331. I'll do that.

332. This check cannot fully represent the

333. gratitude of this company.

334. If there's anything I can do for you.

335. Well, there is one little thing.

336. Do you, by any chance, know the queen of

337. soul?

338. So did you meet the queen of soul?

339. R-E-S-T-E-C-T, find out what it means

340. to me.

341. R-E-S-T-E-C-T.

342. The real Ghostbusters will return

343. after these messages.

344. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

345. Bye.

346. Dig.

347. you