The Real Ghostbusters 2x58

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A paranormal convention comes to town, but when the Ghostbusters are called into action, they are forbidden by the hotel's manager from using their technology for fear of disturbing another group… a convention for dentists!

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1. Ghostbusters!

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood.

4. Who you gonna call?

5. Ghostbusters!

6. There's something weird and it don't look good.

7. Who you gonna call?

8. Ghostbusters!

9. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

10. Who you gonna call?

11. Ghostbusters!

12. Who you gonna call?

13. Ghostbusters!

14. The real Ghostmasters will return

15. after these messages.

16. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

17. It gives me great pleasure to announce

18. the opening of New York City's newest

19. convention center, Plunk Towers.

20. As mayor of the city, I would like to

21. thank the man whose vision and

22. financial backing made this project

23. possible, Mr. Jay Portman Plunk.

24. I now declare Plunk Towers officially

25. open.

26. Never before in the history of our

27. fair city.

28. Let's have a warm welcome for the Pl

29. ump Towers first guests.

30. The annual convention of the American

31. Association for

32. the Advancement of All Hygiene.

33. This sure beats the morning, Ralph.

34. I can't wait to take a bite out of the

35. big apple.

36. Just be sure you floss afterwards.

37. Welcome to New York.

38. And buzzer, gets them every time.

39. Hey, what's this other convention?

40. There's something called a dead con

41. one, probably a bunch of undertakers.

42. Ghostbusters, Plump Towers, right,

43. they'll be right over.

44. We got a job.

45. So where's the ghost?

46. Hold your fire, guys.

47. What do you think you're doing?

48. Your guess is as good as mine.

49. You must be the Ghostbusters.

50. Our legend precedes us.

51. I want to see the four of you in my

52. office.

53. Those dentists are guests at this

54. hotel.

55. And I don't want you shooting any more of

56. them with those, those particle throwers.

57. I've always wanted to do that to a

58. dentist.

59. Just tell us where the ghost is and we

60. 'll get him and be out of here.

61. Flaws 12 through 19.

62. This sounds like a big job.

63. We'd better charge by the hour.

64. Whatever happened to that particle

65. throwing tank you were working on, Egon?

66. Tanks?

67. You're welcome.

68. There won't be any tanks in my hotel.

69. And until you figure out a way to get rid

70. of the ghosts without wrecking my hotel,

71. you can just leave those particle throw

72. ers in my office.

73. Move it or lose it.

74. We can't fight ghosts without our

75. particle throwers.

76. I'm afraid we're gonna have to,

77. Winston.

78. This ghost convention could be the start

79. of something big.

80. We have to find out what Dead Con 1 is

81. all about.

82. Without staff, the hotel will close,

83. the ghosts will leave, and we'll never

84. know what they're up to.

85. Exactly.

86. We'll have to work undercover, no proton

87. packs.

88. I'll get the false noses.

89. Would you like someone to take you to

90. your room?

91. Guess not.

92. Do you have a reservation?

93. Will you sign the register, please?

94. Do you have any luggage?

95. Probably means Smith.

96. Any luggage, sir?

97. Of course.

98. Front.

99. Now I know how he hurt his leg.

100. Did you see those bandages, Ralph?

101. Must have been in an accident.

102. Nice looking suitcase, though.

103. This is your wake up call.

104. Would you tone it down, Winston?

105. That thing's loud enough to wake the,

106. never mind.

107. Front desk, may I help you?

108. Chains rattling next door, wailing and

109. moaning.

110. Well, you know, ghosts just, you are a

111. ghost.

112. Yes, sir, I'll ask those dentists to keep

113. it down.

114. Plum Towers, yo, Ray, could you come

115. here a minute?

116. It's Janine, she says she's got a very

117. strange phone call from one of the guests

118. here.

119. Yeah, what is it, Janine?

120. You won't believe what he wants me to

121. do.

122. I don't care what he wants, just do it.

123. We can't let these ghosts know we're onto

124. them.

125. Janine, this thing is big.

126. It's about to get bigger.

127. Whoa, we gotta get better maid service.

128. Room service.

129. You could have just put out the do not

130. disturb sign.

131. Oh, brother.

132. I'll send the maid up later to clean

133. your room.

134. If it's still there.

135. Where have you been?

136. You tell me.

137. Did you find out anything?

138. Yeah, ghosts are lousy tippers.

139. The dead con one opening banquet is

140. tonight.

141. Maybe we can find out something then.

142. Dentists are having a masquerade ball

143. at the same time.

144. You know what that means.

145. Yeah, we better make some more d'oeuv

146. res.

147. Getting a bunch of dentists to party

148. isn't exactly like pulling teeth, you

149. know.

150. Great costume, huh, Ralph?

151. I don't know, Fred.

152. I got one of those for my son last

153. Halloween.

154. Don't eat up my profits.

155. Well, have you made any progress in this

156. ghost business?

157. I cannot tell a lie.

158. You tell him, Ray.

159. Well, I'm afraid we're not getting

160. anywhere.

161. In that case, I've got a special

162. request from the dead con committee.

163. Hot chocolate, about 1,000 gallons.

164. What?

165. I'll wash some cups.

166. They only want one cup.

167. It's for their keynote speaker.

168. The real Ghostbusters will return

169. after these messages.

170. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

171. It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

172. Oops, look what I stepped in.

173. That's it, I'm leaving.

174. You remember what happened last time.

175. I can't understand it.

176. How could he have gotten out of the ectoc

177. ontainment unit?

178. I let him out.

179. You?

180. It's not my fault.

181. He said to do whatever they wanted.

182. The customer's always right, even when

183. he's dead.

184. Well, look on the bright side.

185. Old Stay Puft's lost a little weight.

186. We're sorry we gave you such a hard

187. time, Janine.

188. Save it.

189. I better get overtime for this.

190. Yeah.

191. Stay Puft, we've got to be nuts to

192. stick around here.

193. Especially when he sees dessert, cand

194. ied marshmallows.

195. That's the most frightening thing I've

196. ever seen.

197. Well, that's all right, Peter.

198. We're in the wrong room.

199. It's just a bunch of dentists.

200. I know.

201. All right, everybody, let's hear you

202. say ah.

203. The banquet hall must be this way.

204. Ooh, I've got to get these lines memor

205. ized.

206. Good evening, ladies and ghosts.

207. Wait for a laugh.

208. A funny thing happened to me on the way

209. to the hotel.

210. What do we want?

211. Tuesday.

212. When do we want it?

213. This doesn't sound good, Ray.

214. That must be why they're holding a

215. convention.

216. Doomsday, Doomsday, Doomsday, Doomsday.

217. They're planning to take over the

218. world.

219. Now, we get the proton packs and.

220. Wipe these guys up.

221. Pate anyone?

222. Do you think I should make some- >>

223. Run for your lives!

224. Cheese balls.

225. Mr. Plump.

226. We've got to have our particle throw

227. ers.

228. What's all this noise?

229. There's an army of slobbering fiends

230. planning to take over the world.

231. And they're really messing up your

232. carpets.

233. Here they come.

234. Get your guns with my blessings.

235. They've got Pump.

236. Let's show these gobs of slime some

237. real hospitality.

238. Service with a smile.

239. They're gone.

240. Short meeting.

241. That reminds me of the story about the

242. traveling salesman's ghost and

243. the farmer's daughter's vacuum cleaner.

244. They're in there all right.

245. Come on, guys, let's mingle.

246. Excuse me, but I couldn't help

247. noticing your overbite.

248. Mind if I cut in?

249. Sure.

250. Say, do you, where'd she go?

251. She had to rest.

252. She was dead on her feet.

253. Punt.

254. How's it going, Winston?

255. I've caught two or three of them.

256. Has anybody seen Plump?

257. We have.

258. This isn't as hopeless as it looks.

259. It couldn't be.

260. All right, everybody, it's conga time.

261. All right.

262. Everybody in line.

263. Boom, chicky, boom, chicky, boom, boom

264. , boom.

265. That's the last of them.

266. Hey, the line got shorter.

267. I hope I didn't get any dentists by

268. mistake.

269. We still have to find Mr. Plump.

270. That could be a clue.

271. Couldn't we just let him keep them?

272. Bad for business.

273. I'll get him down.

274. Nice shot, Egon.

275. Quick, break his fall.

276. Quick thinking, Ray.

277. Give me a hand, Peter.

278. Welcome to New York.

279. What a day.

280. How can I ever repay you?

281. Don't worry, we'll think of something.

282. We used every ghost trap we've got on

283. this one.

284. Good thing there wasn't one more ghost.

285. No.

286. Let's have a big hand for the winner

287. of the best costume award.

288. I'd just like to thank all the little

289. people who made this possible.

290. The real Ghostbusters will return

291. after these messages.

292. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

293. Dig.