The Real Ghostbusters 2x57

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Young Kenny fancies himself a Ghostbuster, and having been given a tour of the firehouse, tries to convince his friends that he is a member of the team. In an effort to prove himself, the boy enters a haunted house with one of Egon's latest inventions.

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1. Phew, the real Ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. Come on, school's out for the weekend.

5. Let's do something.

6. Baseball? The beach?

7. Look what's coming. It's Vandermond.

8. Hi, guys. Hi, Cindy.

9. What are you supposed to be, Vandermond?

10. A martian janitor?

11. Shows that you guys know. I'm a ghost

12. buster.

13. Sure, Vandermond. And I'm Inspector

14. Gadget.

15. Come on, Willy. Let him alone. It's only

16. Kenny.

17. Besides, it's a pretty neat costume.

18. It's not a costume. It's a uniform.

19. All official Ghostbusters wear it.

20. Yeah? And what makes you official fender

21. bender?

22. I'm a full-fledged ghostbuster. I

23. enlisted.

24. I'll show you. I'll prove it. I will.

25. So, what's this supposed to be?

26. Is this what you wanted to show Peter?

27. Yes, if he ever gets here. It's an ecto-

28. aroma eliminator.

29. You know that awful residue odor that's

30. left behind by Manifestations Class 3 and

31. up?

32. The stink? Yeah, so?

33. Well, this gets rid of those odors.

34. Oh, sort of a ghost room deodorizer?

35. It'll be a while before this prototype is

36. ready.

37. It's still experimental, Peter. It could

38. be dangerous.

39. Okay, okay. Here I am.

40. I hope this is important.

41. Staff meetings always are. Now, as I was

42. telling Ray...

43. Dr. Bankman. Dr. Bankman, you have a

44. visitor in the lobby.

45. Sorry, guys. A paying customer. Didn't I

46. sing? We should do this more often.

47. Dr. Bankman, this is Mr. Fenderman. He's

48. here to see you.

49. Ghostbuster Fenderman reporting for duty,

50. sir. Anything you want done?

51. He's serious, Peter. He wants to apply

52. for a job.

53. I see. Step into my office, Mr. Fenderman.

54. What makes you want to be a ghostbuster

55. besides the wealth, the fame...

56. and the chance to hobnob with the upper

57. crust on several different dimensional

58. planes?

59. Because you guys are the best. All the

60. other kids think so.

61. Heck, everybody in the whole city thinks

62. so.

63. Look, Dr. Bankman, I sort of told my

64. friends I already was a ghostbuster.

65. They just made fun of me.

66. Can't you give me some kind of assignment

67. ? Anything?

68. Just give me a chance, please.

69. Hey, I'll do better than that. Now, let's

70. see. Where do I...

71. Here it is. This is it.

72. There you go, kid. This badge makes you

73. an official member of the Ghostbusters

74. auxiliary.

75. Wow!

76. And now the first benefit you receive as

77. a member of the Ghostbusters auxiliary...

78. is a free guided tour of our headquarters.

79. And this is where Dr. Stantz and Dr. Sp

80. angler put together most of our special

81. equipment.

82. Some of it even makes a rough kind of

83. sense.

84. Do you think I could have an actual piece

85. of Ghostbusters equipment...

86. since I am an official auxiliary member

87. and everything?

88. Well, I guess so.

89. This should be okay.

90. Gee, thanks.

91. And this is how we get around, kid. The E

92. cto-1.

93. It's great. Can I sit in it?

94. Up and at 'em.

95. Okay, kid.

96. Wanna come watch us bust a few ghosts?

97. What are we waiting for? Let's go!

98. Peter, are you sure this is a good idea?

99. Hey, it's okay. Kenny's an official

100. member of the Ghostbusters auxiliary.

101. So what?

102. So what?

103. Afternoon, pal. Can you show us to the

104. owner of this dime store?

105. Hey, we have one at home.

106. It looks just like that.

107. I'm the owner of this gallery, Vincent

108. Van Swell.

109. Of course you are. And a beautiful place

110. it is, too.

111. These ghosts are ruining my opening.

112. A priceless display of imported crystals.

113. No problem, sir. Power off, man.

114. Just be careful. Anything you break comes

115. off your bill.

116. Aim high, fellas.

117. You wait here. Protect the car.

118. Don't startle him.

119. Now!

120. Move him in.

121. Be careful.

122. Look out!

123. Okay. Nobody's perfect.

124. We'll never get a clear shot this way.

125. You're right. We'll have to surround it.

126. Ready? Aim.

127. Fire!

128. Got him. Ray, get out of the trap.

129. Whoa!

130. He's a nice kid, but Peter never should

131. have brought him along.

132. This is too dangerous.

133. Look, don't knock it when Peter starts

134. acting human.

135. Yes, the lad did seem to bring out a new

136. side of Peter.

137. And he really did want to help.

138. Well, I suppose. I told you to stay with

139. the car.

140. You could have been killed. Why didn't

141. you do what you were told?

142. I... I'm sorry. I guess I got too excited.

143. I didn't mean to do anything wrong.

144. Well, sorry isn't good enough. Why don't

145. you take your flashlight and get lost?

146. Whoa, whoa, Peter, aren't you being a

147. little tough on the kid?

148. I mean, after all, you did invite him

149. along.

150. Yeah. It's not as if we haven't ever done

151. any damage before.

152. Ray.

153. Yes?

154. You're not helping.

155. The real Ghostbusters will return after

156. these messages.

157. Ooh, heh.

158. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

159. Hmm.

160. Look, it's a Ghostbuster.

161. Help! Save me!

162. Mr. Ghostbuster!

163. Go ahead and laugh, Big Mel.

164. But I am a Ghostbuster.

165. I am!

166. Look at this, wise guy.

167. It's my Ghostbusters auxiliary pin.

168. It's official.

169. Mmm.

170. New York World's Fair 1964.

171. Official, huh? An official dope.

172. What do you fight ghosts with? This

173. flashlight?

174. Oh, yeah? Well, get a load of this.

175. Huh?

176. What is it, Kenny? What does it do?

177. It's top secret.

178. I can't tell you anything about it.

179. Except it'll really put away ghosts.

180. Well, I don't believe you.

181. If you're really a Ghostbuster, why don't

182. you prove it?

183. Let's see you spend the night in the old

184. Hollowell place.

185. Well, you're not serious, Willy.

186. That place is haunted.

187. Old General Hollowell's ghost is in there.

188. Go on. He's an official Ghostbuster.

189. You're not afraid, are you, Fenderman?

190. No, uh, course not.

191. All right, Fenderman, in you go.

192. Okay, okay. You don't have to push.

193. Fenderman.

194. Peter.

195. Do you know where the ecto-eroma elim

196. inator is?

197. I can't find it.

198. I'm sorry to hear that, Peter.

199. It means the boy is in serious danger.

200. But it was just a little box. What's the

201. harm?

202. Big booms can come in small packages,

203. Peter.

204. If that boy pushes the wrong button,

205. it could destroy an entire city block.

206. So let me get this straight.

207. The isotope in the whatever it is is

208. unstable.

209. Ecto-eroma eliminator, EAE.

210. Don't quibble, Egon.

211. You're the one about to give a whole new

212. meaning

213. to the word "boombox."

214. The EAE starts out fine,

215. but as the ectoplasmic material is

216. absorbed

217. and the internal reaction builds,

218. it could overload and explode.

219. And once it's turned on, it can't be

220. stopped.

221. Could we track it with a Geiger counter?

222. It's possible, but the odds of finding it

223. in a city this size before it blows...

224. It doesn't matter.

225. We've got to try and find that kid.

226. If anything happens to him...

227. This machine just isn't sensitive enough.

228. You mean you can't locate him?

229. Oh, we'll be able to find him, certainly.

230. As soon as the device explodes,

231. we'll have no difficulty embracing the

232. readings.

233. Egon, sometime soon,

234. you and I must have a chat about your

235. sense of priority.

236. Okay, take that!

237. Maybe it would help if I turned it on.

238. Class four.

239. Must mean there's a class four ghost here.

240. So that means I set the class knob to

241. four.

242. Then when I spot the ghost,

243. I hit the intake button and it sucks him

244. in.

245. I'll show him that Willy Bradford.

246. I'll bust me a whole bunch of ghosts.

247. Then even Dr. Venkman will light me.

248. All right, you ghosts, come on out.

249. I'm a ghostbuster and I've got you cor

250. nered.

251. Ghostbuster!

252. Whoa!

253. Oh, yeah? We'll take this!

254. Winston, quick, turn around.

255. Kenny must have turned on the EAE by

256. picking up a radiation imprints.

257. I'm getting very high readings.

258. This has got to be the place.

259. Ghostbuster!

260. Kenny, you in here?

261. Dr. Venkman, here I am up here.

262. Good, stay there and be our lookout.

263. Okay, men, let's do some damage.

264. Murat, we followed them in.

265. They must be here.

266. There they are. Get them!

267. Ghostbuster!

268. I don't like the sound of this.

269. As welcomes go, I've heard better.

270. Warmer, more human.

271. One, two, three, fire!

272. How did he know we were here?

273. Something's not right.

274. I'd better check this out in Tobin's

275. spirit guide.

276. This doesn't look good.

277. There's a single intelligence directing

278. the spirit activity in this house.

279. You mean like a ghost general?

280. So it's simple, zap the commander and the

281. rest of the army's easy.

282. I'm afraid that's too dangerous, Peter.

283. With that much psychokinetic energy at

284. its command,

285. we could be in serious trouble.

286. It might be able to blow up the

287. containment unit.

288. But if a powerful enough kinetic force

289. could blow it apart upon being trapped,

290. the conditions in the containment unit

291. would prevent it from reforming.

292. How powerful a force would it take to spl

293. atter this thing?

294. Near atomic levels.

295. I have an idea.

296. Kenny, you still have that souvenir I

297. gave you?

298. Yeah, I've got it right here.

299. Well, hang on to it. We're gonna need it.

300. What do you have in mind?

301. Don't ask. You'll only worry. Come on.

302. Okay, guys. Careful now.

303. Stand by, Kenny. Hang in there.

304. Fire!

305. Kenny, throw that jacket at the light!

306. Stop!

307. Whoa!

308. Brilliant plan, Peter.

309. You guys totally discorporated the thing.

310. I didn't know you had it in you.

311. Hey, but I have to admit, I couldn't have

312. done it without Kenny.

313. So, Fenderman, you're still here.

314. Sure. In fact, we're just wrapping up.

315. Me and the guys just finished trapping a

316. bunch of ghosts.

317. Oh, yeah, sure, Fenderbender.

318. Hey, thanks for the help, Kenny.

319. Huh?

320. Yes, it was a good night's work.

321. No problem, guys. Glad to help.

322. Whoa! Gosh!

323. Gee!

324. Why don't you come by sometime next week,

325. Kenny? We'll have some fun.

326. You bet!

327. Yay!

328. Great kid, that Kenny, huh?

329. Mm-hmm.

330. And you think you could introduce me to

331. them, huh, Kenny?

332. We'll see.

333. The real Ghostbusters will return after

334. these messages.

335. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

336. Dink.

337. you