1. Ghostbusters.
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2. There's something strange in the
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3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?
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4. Ghostbusters.
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5. There's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?
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6. Ghostbusters.
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7. I ain't afraid of no ghost.
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8. The real Ghostbusters will return
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9. after these messages.
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10. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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11. I can't understand it.
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12. We haven't seen a ghost in two weeks.
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13. It's summer, Ray.
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14. They're probably at camp.
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15. Egon, it's 100 degrees in here.
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16. Why are you dressed like an Eskimo?
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17. Actually, it's a thermodynamics
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18. experiment.
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19. By properly insulating my body,
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20. I should be able to keep the cool air in
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21. and the hot air out.
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22. Egon, there is no cool air.
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23. Oh, hm, that does cast a different
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24. light on things, doesn't it?
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25. Ray, why are we staying in town when
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26. the ghosts aren't?
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27. Don't you like clean air, cool mountain
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28. lakes, and
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29. women in skimpy little bathing suits?
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30. You know, if I didn't know better, I'd
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31. say we just had an earthquake.
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32. This building's probably shaking from
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33. old age.
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34. I doubt it.
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35. This building is as solid as the rock at
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36. Gibraltar.
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37. Hey.
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38. Well, I just got my piece of the rock.
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39. How about that, Egon?
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40. Well, I'll be.
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41. It works.
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42. This heat spell is only in New York.
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43. The rest of the coast is substantially
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44. cooler.
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45. Then why are we staying here?
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46. My research shows unusual pockets of
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47. energy beneath the city.
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48. If released, they'd cause dramatic
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49. warming trends like the one we're having
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50. now.
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51. I'm taking my warming trend to a nice
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52. cold shower.
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53. How come I go with a discount plumber?
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54. How come they never cover stuff like this
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55. in popular mechanics?
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56. Hey, wait, can you come in here?
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57. Wash your own bat, Peter.
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58. Peter, how many times do I have to
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59. tell you?
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60. Close the curtains when you're.
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61. Showering?
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62. Get me out of here.
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63. Egon, Winston, wow, this is great.
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64. This makes you happy?
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65. I'm so pleased.
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66. So tell me, what's going on?
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67. There are unusually high
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68. concentrations of ectoplasmic energy
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69. residues in here.
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70. I knew it was something like that.
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71. Large quantities of water don't
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72. usually gather on the ceiling, do they?
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73. Not on this planet.
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74. I was afraid of that.
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75. Ha, ha, ha.
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76. Water ghosts, great, let's go after
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77. them.
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78. It's late, Ray.
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79. Besides, we're not licensed plumbers.
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80. Don't you see?
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81. This means the ghosts are back.
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82. They're hiding in the sewers.
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83. This heat has really been getting to
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84. you, hasn't it?
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85. But the bathroom scene was a sign.
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86. Probably just a local water pressure
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87. problem.
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88. Yeah, I'm not going on a wild goose
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89. chase at this hour.
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90. Mama Venkman didn't raise no fools.
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91. Say, fool.
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92. Ray, I'm not getting a flicker.
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93. This place smells like a cat box.
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94. Why is it so hot?
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95. Shouldn't it be cooler down here?
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96. Theoretically, yes.
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97. But due to an inversion caused by an ect
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98. ological cross rip,
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99. certain elemental imbalances have
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100. asserted themselves.
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101. In other words, you don't have to
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102. answer.
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103. Precisely.
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104. When I was a kid, we used to talk
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105. about this.
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106. Tell us, oh great Karnak.
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107. There's an old story that Manhattan
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108. Island is held up by a stone pillar.
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109. And if that pillar ever breaks, Manhattan
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110. will sink.
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111. Fascinating.
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112. Some sort of ethereal spring bubbling
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113. from the earth's core.
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114. Looks like apricot baby food.
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115. That's a big baby.
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116. We're underground in an earthquake.
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117. No.
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118. Look out, look out.
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119. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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120. I hate this place.
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121. Peter.
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122. Look, there are ghosts down here.
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123. Let's trap them.
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124. Are you crazy?
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125. We brought two traps.
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126. I counted over 40 ghosts before you
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127. showed up and they're still going by.
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128. Yeah, but Ann, nobody's paying us for
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129. this gig.
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130. Well, yeah, but Ann- >> I'm tired.
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131. If one more thing happens, I'm gonna
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132. scream.
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133. Huh?
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134. That's Peter.
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135. I'd know his anguish to cry anywhere.
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136. Plastic, huh?
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137. Maybe you better try a glass one.
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138. That was glass.
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139. Wow, all the ghosts have gone
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140. underground.
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141. Maybe it's the heat, or maybe there's a
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142. new demon down there.
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143. Wow, wouldn't that be great?
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144. We're professionals, not vigilantes.
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145. People pay us to do this.
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146. We can't go chasing after every ghost in
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147. the universe just because they're there.
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148. I know, Peter, but would it be fun to
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149. try?
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150. A souvenir ghost to send home to mom?
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151. Samples.
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152. Some of that orange gel, it's too
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153. volatile for the sample jars.
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154. Fine, can we go home now?
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155. Hey, Slimer, we're home.
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156. Want a snack?
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157. Yeah, all right, all right.
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158. Huh?
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159. Peter.
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160. Aw, great, we smell worse than Slimer.
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161. Where's he gone?
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162. He went to throw that gel in the analy
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163. zer.
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164. We should have a readout in the morning.
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165. Thrilling.
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166. I'm with him.
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167. You know, there's something strange
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168. about that orange gel.
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169. Ray, we're supposed to sleep before
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170. the sun comes up.
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171. Didn't your mom ever teach you that?
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172. The excessive heat, the ghosts in the
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173. sewers, the orange goop,
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174. it just doesn't add up.
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175. We should go back there.
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176. Wow, this is fantastic.
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177. Come on, Slimer, here you go.
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178. It's showtime.
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179. Now, I know it smells bad down there,
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180. but you promised.
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181. No.
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182. All he needed was the proper
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183. motivation.
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184. Slimer, get a load of this.
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185. Slimer, come out of there, you coward.
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186. Come on, they're close, I can feel it.
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187. Down there, I found it, a strange plug.
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188. Save yourself, little buddy, bring
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189. back help.
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190. Help, help.
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191. The real Ghostbusters will return
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192. after these messages.
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193. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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194. They must have had an early call.
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195. Slimer, I brought you a snack.
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196. That's odd, normally he eats anything
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197. that won't eat back.
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198. Egon must have left this on, it's all
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199. Greek to me.
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200. Been out jogging?
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201. Yeah, get away from me, you smell like
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202. a sewer.
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203. Give me that.
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204. What is wrong with you?
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205. Ray's in trouble, isn't he?
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206. Everybody decent?
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207. Get up, Ray's in trouble.
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208. Egon, get up.
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209. I'm sorry I burned down the garage,
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210. Mom.
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211. This had better be good, Janine.
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212. Slimer brought back this, Ray's in
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213. trouble.
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214. And if you're not downstairs and ready to
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215. go in five minutes, you're fired.
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216. She threatened to fire me.
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217. You be careful if the woman doesn't
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218. make idle threats.
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219. The orange gel has extremely high PSI
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220. readings that make it very dangerous.
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221. We saw that.
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222. But the base substance is an inorganic
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223. suspension with a high quotient of lubric
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224. ity.
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225. Who?
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226. Axle grease, man.
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227. Oh, yeah?
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228. Dangerous or not, Ray's in trouble and we
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229. gotta save him, Janine.
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230. Dr. Venkman, what I said upstairs.
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231. No, you were right, Janine.
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232. I was?
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233. You did what needed to be done.
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234. I did?
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235. You did.
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236. And now we've gotta do what needs to be
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237. done.
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238. The Ecto-1 is gone.
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239. We're borrowing your car.
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240. You are?
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241. We are.
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242. How long was I out?
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243. What is this place?
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244. Wow.
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245. There it is.
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246. Okay, Ray pays the ticket on this one.
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247. Uh-oh.
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248. Hey, some driving, huh?
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249. Well, at least I got us here.
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250. Good.
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251. You call AAA while I unload the car.
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252. Holy smokes.
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253. The pillar of New York.
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254. Could use some axle grease.
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255. Could that orange gun be some kind of
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256. lubricant to keep this pillar turning?
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257. It's a gyroscope.
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258. It keeps the island level.
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259. Boy, wait till I tell the guys about this.
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260. The pillar of New York is real.
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261. Fogey at five o'clock high.
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262. Good shooting.
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263. Sure, that was easy.
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264. I hate to tell you this, but I'm
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265. picking up strong readings, dead ahead.
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266. Oh?
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267. There.
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268. Well, now we know where the ghosts
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269. went.
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270. Yes, but where are they coming from?
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271. Look, they're retreating.
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272. After them, they'll lead us to Ray.
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273. Watch out, the bottom looks slippery.
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274. Doesn't look slippery to me.
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275. Uh-oh, I was wrong.
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276. Winston.
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277. We'd better get down there.
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278. Winston.
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279. I'm all right.
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280. This is wild.
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281. Egon, Peter, get out here.
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282. The ghosts blocked the flow so the
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283. pillar would break.
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284. Makes sense.
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285. They like chaos.
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286. And they thought I'd go out like this,
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287. all alone.
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288. That's it then, the last fight.
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289. Mano a mano.
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290. What tapped you?
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291. You did, you dope.
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292. What's the big idea?
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293. Hey, what's that pillar?
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294. Don't shoot it, just the ghosts.
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295. They're gone.
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296. Great, come on.
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297. That's it?
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298. And that's why we've been having the
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299. earthquakes?
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300. Exactly.
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301. That orange gel is some kind of axle
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302. grease for the gyroscope.
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303. When it dried up or the ghosts blocked it
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304. off, the pillar started to vibrate.
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305. And if it vibrated enough, it would
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306. break and Manhattan would sink.
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307. The ghosts would love that.
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308. But who built it?
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309. Ancient gods, a lost civilization,
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310. Atlantis, who knows?
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311. The important thing is that we've got to
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312. make sure it keeps running.
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313. I suggest we blow open that blockage and
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314. release the orange gunk.
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315. Let's do it.
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316. So they didn't believe you about the
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317. pillar, but they paid you anyway?
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318. Right, for stopping the earthquakes.
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319. Imagine, a single pillar holding up
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320. all of Manhattan Island.
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321. I'm glad I live in the Bronx.
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322. More of a gyroscope, really.
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323. Well, it's hard to believe.
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324. Hey, I was there, I saw it.
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325. And I don't believe it.
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326. But we got the job done.
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327. And the city is saved.
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328. But we all know who the real hero is,
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329. don't we?
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330. The real Ghostbusters will return
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331. after these messages.
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332. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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333. Dig.
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