The Real Ghostbusters 2x53

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After New York appears to suffer an earthquake, the ever enthusiastic Ray heads off into the sewers by himself to find out more. There, he learns that ghosts are gathering for a massive attack on the city!

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1. Ghostbusters.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?

4. Ghostbusters.

5. There's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?

6. Ghostbusters.

7. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

8. The real Ghostbusters will return

9. after these messages.

10. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

11. I can't understand it.

12. We haven't seen a ghost in two weeks.

13. It's summer, Ray.

14. They're probably at camp.

15. Egon, it's 100 degrees in here.

16. Why are you dressed like an Eskimo?

17. Actually, it's a thermodynamics

18. experiment.

19. By properly insulating my body,

20. I should be able to keep the cool air in

21. and the hot air out.

22. Egon, there is no cool air.

23. Oh, hm, that does cast a different

24. light on things, doesn't it?

25. Ray, why are we staying in town when

26. the ghosts aren't?

27. Don't you like clean air, cool mountain

28. lakes, and

29. women in skimpy little bathing suits?

30. You know, if I didn't know better, I'd

31. say we just had an earthquake.

32. This building's probably shaking from

33. old age.

34. I doubt it.

35. This building is as solid as the rock at

36. Gibraltar.

37. Hey.

38. Well, I just got my piece of the rock.

39. How about that, Egon?

40. Well, I'll be.

41. It works.

42. This heat spell is only in New York.

43. The rest of the coast is substantially

44. cooler.

45. Then why are we staying here?

46. My research shows unusual pockets of

47. energy beneath the city.

48. If released, they'd cause dramatic

49. warming trends like the one we're having

50. now.

51. I'm taking my warming trend to a nice

52. cold shower.

53. How come I go with a discount plumber?

54. How come they never cover stuff like this

55. in popular mechanics?

56. Hey, wait, can you come in here?

57. Wash your own bat, Peter.

58. Peter, how many times do I have to

59. tell you?

60. Close the curtains when you're.

61. Showering?

62. Get me out of here.

63. Egon, Winston, wow, this is great.

64. This makes you happy?

65. I'm so pleased.

66. So tell me, what's going on?

67. There are unusually high

68. concentrations of ectoplasmic energy

69. residues in here.

70. I knew it was something like that.

71. Large quantities of water don't

72. usually gather on the ceiling, do they?

73. Not on this planet.

74. I was afraid of that.

75. Ha, ha, ha.

76. Water ghosts, great, let's go after

77. them.

78. It's late, Ray.

79. Besides, we're not licensed plumbers.

80. Don't you see?

81. This means the ghosts are back.

82. They're hiding in the sewers.

83. This heat has really been getting to

84. you, hasn't it?

85. But the bathroom scene was a sign.

86. Probably just a local water pressure

87. problem.

88. Yeah, I'm not going on a wild goose

89. chase at this hour.

90. Mama Venkman didn't raise no fools.

91. Say, fool.

92. Ray, I'm not getting a flicker.

93. This place smells like a cat box.

94. Why is it so hot?

95. Shouldn't it be cooler down here?

96. Theoretically, yes.

97. But due to an inversion caused by an ect

98. ological cross rip,

99. certain elemental imbalances have

100. asserted themselves.

101. In other words, you don't have to

102. answer.

103. Precisely.

104. When I was a kid, we used to talk

105. about this.

106. Tell us, oh great Karnak.

107. There's an old story that Manhattan

108. Island is held up by a stone pillar.

109. And if that pillar ever breaks, Manhattan

110. will sink.

111. Fascinating.

112. Some sort of ethereal spring bubbling

113. from the earth's core.

114. Looks like apricot baby food.

115. That's a big baby.

116. We're underground in an earthquake.

117. No.

118. Look out, look out.

119. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

120. I hate this place.

121. Peter.

122. Look, there are ghosts down here.

123. Let's trap them.

124. Are you crazy?

125. We brought two traps.

126. I counted over 40 ghosts before you

127. showed up and they're still going by.

128. Yeah, but Ann, nobody's paying us for

129. this gig.

130. Well, yeah, but Ann- >> I'm tired.

131. If one more thing happens, I'm gonna

132. scream.

133. Huh?

134. That's Peter.

135. I'd know his anguish to cry anywhere.

136. Plastic, huh?

137. Maybe you better try a glass one.

138. That was glass.

139. Wow, all the ghosts have gone

140. underground.

141. Maybe it's the heat, or maybe there's a

142. new demon down there.

143. Wow, wouldn't that be great?

144. We're professionals, not vigilantes.

145. People pay us to do this.

146. We can't go chasing after every ghost in

147. the universe just because they're there.

148. I know, Peter, but would it be fun to

149. try?

150. A souvenir ghost to send home to mom?

151. Samples.

152. Some of that orange gel, it's too

153. volatile for the sample jars.

154. Fine, can we go home now?

155. Hey, Slimer, we're home.

156. Want a snack?

157. Yeah, all right, all right.

158. Huh?

159. Peter.

160. Aw, great, we smell worse than Slimer.

161. Where's he gone?

162. He went to throw that gel in the analy

163. zer.

164. We should have a readout in the morning.

165. Thrilling.

166. I'm with him.

167. You know, there's something strange

168. about that orange gel.

169. Ray, we're supposed to sleep before

170. the sun comes up.

171. Didn't your mom ever teach you that?

172. The excessive heat, the ghosts in the

173. sewers, the orange goop,

174. it just doesn't add up.

175. We should go back there.

176. Wow, this is fantastic.

177. Come on, Slimer, here you go.

178. It's showtime.

179. Now, I know it smells bad down there,

180. but you promised.

181. No.

182. All he needed was the proper

183. motivation.

184. Slimer, get a load of this.

185. Slimer, come out of there, you coward.

186. Come on, they're close, I can feel it.

187. Down there, I found it, a strange plug.

188. Save yourself, little buddy, bring

189. back help.

190. Help, help.

191. The real Ghostbusters will return

192. after these messages.

193. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

194. They must have had an early call.

195. Slimer, I brought you a snack.

196. That's odd, normally he eats anything

197. that won't eat back.

198. Egon must have left this on, it's all

199. Greek to me.

200. Been out jogging?

201. Yeah, get away from me, you smell like

202. a sewer.

203. Give me that.

204. What is wrong with you?

205. Ray's in trouble, isn't he?

206. Everybody decent?

207. Get up, Ray's in trouble.

208. Egon, get up.

209. I'm sorry I burned down the garage,

210. Mom.

211. This had better be good, Janine.

212. Slimer brought back this, Ray's in

213. trouble.

214. And if you're not downstairs and ready to

215. go in five minutes, you're fired.

216. She threatened to fire me.

217. You be careful if the woman doesn't

218. make idle threats.

219. The orange gel has extremely high PSI

220. readings that make it very dangerous.

221. We saw that.

222. But the base substance is an inorganic

223. suspension with a high quotient of lubric

224. ity.

225. Who?

226. Axle grease, man.

227. Oh, yeah?

228. Dangerous or not, Ray's in trouble and we

229. gotta save him, Janine.

230. Dr. Venkman, what I said upstairs.

231. No, you were right, Janine.

232. I was?

233. You did what needed to be done.

234. I did?

235. You did.

236. And now we've gotta do what needs to be

237. done.

238. The Ecto-1 is gone.

239. We're borrowing your car.

240. You are?

241. We are.

242. How long was I out?

243. What is this place?

244. Wow.

245. There it is.

246. Okay, Ray pays the ticket on this one.

247. Uh-oh.

248. Hey, some driving, huh?

249. Well, at least I got us here.

250. Good.

251. You call AAA while I unload the car.

252. Holy smokes.

253. The pillar of New York.

254. Could use some axle grease.

255. Could that orange gun be some kind of

256. lubricant to keep this pillar turning?

257. It's a gyroscope.

258. It keeps the island level.

259. Boy, wait till I tell the guys about this.

260. The pillar of New York is real.

261. Fogey at five o'clock high.

262. Good shooting.

263. Sure, that was easy.

264. I hate to tell you this, but I'm

265. picking up strong readings, dead ahead.

266. Oh?

267. There.

268. Well, now we know where the ghosts

269. went.

270. Yes, but where are they coming from?

271. Look, they're retreating.

272. After them, they'll lead us to Ray.

273. Watch out, the bottom looks slippery.

274. Doesn't look slippery to me.

275. Uh-oh, I was wrong.

276. Winston.

277. We'd better get down there.

278. Winston.

279. I'm all right.

280. This is wild.

281. Egon, Peter, get out here.

282. The ghosts blocked the flow so the

283. pillar would break.

284. Makes sense.

285. They like chaos.

286. And they thought I'd go out like this,

287. all alone.

288. That's it then, the last fight.

289. Mano a mano.

290. What tapped you?

291. You did, you dope.

292. What's the big idea?

293. Hey, what's that pillar?

294. Don't shoot it, just the ghosts.

295. They're gone.

296. Great, come on.

297. That's it?

298. And that's why we've been having the

299. earthquakes?

300. Exactly.

301. That orange gel is some kind of axle

302. grease for the gyroscope.

303. When it dried up or the ghosts blocked it

304. off, the pillar started to vibrate.

305. And if it vibrated enough, it would

306. break and Manhattan would sink.

307. The ghosts would love that.

308. But who built it?

309. Ancient gods, a lost civilization,

310. Atlantis, who knows?

311. The important thing is that we've got to

312. make sure it keeps running.

313. I suggest we blow open that blockage and

314. release the orange gunk.

315. Let's do it.

316. So they didn't believe you about the

317. pillar, but they paid you anyway?

318. Right, for stopping the earthquakes.

319. Imagine, a single pillar holding up

320. all of Manhattan Island.

321. I'm glad I live in the Bronx.

322. More of a gyroscope, really.

323. Well, it's hard to believe.

324. Hey, I was there, I saw it.

325. And I don't believe it.

326. But we got the job done.

327. And the city is saved.

328. But we all know who the real hero is,

329. don't we?

330. The real Ghostbusters will return

331. after these messages.

332. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

333. Dig.