The Real Ghostbusters 2x50

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A possessed geranium is given to the Ghostbusters as a gift, who in turn present it to Janine. The plant soon grows and begins to overthrow New York, but how do you "bust" a plant?

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1. Ghostbusters.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood.

4. Who you gonna call?

5. Ghostbusters.

6. There's something weird and it don't

7. look good.

8. Who you gonna call?

9. Ghostbusters.

10. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

11. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

12. Who you gonna call?

13. Ghostbusters.

14. Who you gonna call?

15. Ghostbusters.

16. The real Ghostbusters will return

17. after these messages.

18. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

19. Look out, Mr. Lauren.

20. Hold your fire, guys.

21. He's taken to the underbrush.

22. Those are Ficus Benjamina.

23. Whatever.

24. We'll have to go in after him.

25. I'll wait outside.

26. He's gotta be here somewhere.

27. Shh, I think I heard a twig snap.

28. Safari, so goody.

29. Have a ghost trap ready.

30. Yes, Buanna.

31. Look at that.

32. Geraniums don't usually do that, do they?

33. Not in my experience.

34. You're mulch, fella.

35. Quick, Egon, the ghost trap.

36. Step on it, Egon.

37. I could have sworn the ghost

38. disappeared before I opened the trap.

39. Have you considered new glasses?

40. Let's go, guys, I'm bushed.

41. Winston, you look like something that

42. flew through a compost heap.

43. What happened to you?

44. I flew through a compost heap.

45. You saved my greenhouse, how can I

46. ever repay you?

47. We'll send you, Bill.

48. I have a special reward for the one

49. who actually caught the ghost.

50. Well, I don't usually accept

51. individual rewards.

52. One of my prized geraniums.

53. He's your man.

54. If you wanted to give us something green,

55. why couldn't it be money?

56. It's probably got bugs.

57. Hey, you shouldn't say bad things

58. about it.

59. Plants have feelings, you know.

60. It must break your heart to eat a

61. salad.

62. It's all right, Jerry, the bad man

63. didn't mean it.

64. Would you stop if you see a hardware

65. store?

66. I wanna buy a weed eater.

67. Scientific tests have shown that

68. plants are sensitive to emotional stimuli

69. , Peter.

70. Sure, in 1954, Boxwood and Hedges

71. proved that hibiscus responded positively

72. to violin music.

73. However, they didn't like the tuba.

74. However, who does?

75. What a lovely geranium.

76. But you need to do something about that

77. pot, it's too small.

78. I have some pots at home.

79. I used to use plants in my experiments,

80. until they all died.

81. You probably over watered them.

82. You should read Professor Phil Dendron.

83. He's the world's greatest plant

84. psychologist.

85. I've read all his books.

86. I'm okay, your plants okay, how to be

87. your begonia's best friend, mulch for

88. success.

89. You seem to know a lot about plants.

90. You should have this.

91. Oh, Egon.

92. Geraniums are so romantic.

93. Any messages, Janine?

94. Look at my new geranium.

95. We've met.

96. Say hello to your new friends.

97. There you are.

98. My, you look bigger already.

99. Now you'll have plenty of room to grow.

100. Lost again.

101. We sure needed this rain.

102. I hate being cooped up with nothing to

103. do.

104. There's nothing worse than a rainy day.

105. Well, almost nothing.

106. He just wants to play.

107. Play, huh?

108. No thanks.

109. How about a game of hide and don't seek?

110. You go hide.

111. And I won't look for you.

112. One, two, three, four, five, six,

113. seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve,

114. thirteen, fourteen.

115. Hey, something smells good down here.

116. Hey.

117. One hundred and thirty seven thousand

118. five hundred and seventy six.

119. One hundred and thirty seven thousand

120. five hundred and.

121. Have you seen Slimer, Peter?

122. Shh, we're playing hide and seek.

123. And you made me lose count.

124. Sorry.

125. One, two, three, four.

126. Ghostbusters.

127. Something unusual at the Brooklyn Bridge.

128. My dad used to sell that door to door.

129. Who does their landscaping?

130. There's nothing supernatural about an

131. overgrown plant.

132. What they need here is a tree surgeon.

133. They don't make bridge calls.

134. Wait, wait, I'm Professor Phil Dendron.

135. I demand to know what you intend to do

136. with those devices.

137. Just a little pruning.

138. You can't destroy that plant.

139. It must be saved for scientific study.

140. Of course, Professor.

141. There won't be any needless destruction.

142. Yeah, we're all scientists here.

143. Wait a minute, guys.

144. I'm getting a PKE reading.

145. This isn't an ordinary plant.

146. I'm glad you cleared that up for us,

147. Ray.

148. Look out, Ray.

149. Ray!

150. I can't see him.

151. Ray, yell if you're all right.

152. Is that a yell?

153. I think it was a scream.

154. Can you repeat that, Ray?

155. The real Ghostbusters will return

156. after these messages.

157. Ooh, we now return to the real

158. Ghostbusters.

159. We've gotta save Ray.

160. You've gotta love that guy.

161. We've got a serious problem here, Ray.

162. Look.

163. It's like we never even zapped it.

164. We can't fight this thing with

165. conventional weapons.

166. How long have you known that?

167. Egon's right.

168. We have to get to the root of the problem.

169. We have to find the center of the

170. growth.

171. Somewhere out there, in Brooklyn.

172. Brooklyn, eh?

173. Well, on the bright side, it can't get

174. any worse.

175. Hit the beach!

176. Hi-yah!

177. This is concrete.

178. What are you doing here?

179. Are you kidding?

180. This is the most exciting horticultural

181. event in 100 years.

182. Easily.

183. It's a jungle out there.

184. There's only one way to handle this.

185. Slash and burn.

186. Can't do it, Ray.

187. The resulting fire could destroy every

188. square inch of Brooklyn.

189. You've got a point there, Egon.

190. This plant is a living creature.

191. We have to try to communicate with it.

192. How?

193. Through the universal language.

194. Money?

195. Love.

196. With a Petey Venkman gonna flow up.

197. First, we have to show it that it has

198. nothing to fear.

199. We have to develop a feeling of mutual

200. trust.

201. Never trust a geranium.

202. We'd better go after him.

203. Wait a second, guys.

204. To a dedicated scientist like Dendron,

205. this is the chance of a lifetime.

206. He may not want us to interfere.

207. Whoa!

208. Kill the plant!

209. Whoa!

210. So much for dedication.

211. I brought you a present, little ger

212. anium.

213. Plant food.

214. This way, guys.

215. Help!

216. Quickly, quickly!

217. Help me!

218. Kill the plant!

219. I'm still getting a PKE rating.

220. There he goes.

221. Ow!

222. Do you think that there might be some

223. significance

224. in the fact that the giant plant is a ger

225. anium?

226. Just like the one I gave Janine?

227. Pure coincidence, Egon.

228. There must be a million geraniums in

229. this city.

230. Right.

231. Besides, if it was the same plant,

232. then the center of the whole thing would

233. be...

234. Janine's apartment.

235. Whoa!

236. That explains the PKE readings.

237. The ghost from the greenhouse must

238. have taken possession of the plant.

239. I knew it wasn't in the trap.

240. Let that be a lesson to you, Egon.

241. Never give a woman flowers.

242. This is the first reported spiritual

243. possession of a plant since the...

244. the haunted zucchini scare of the '50s.

245. And of course, that was just mass

246. hysteria.

247. Come on, Peter.

248. That's Janine.

249. I'd recognize that shriek anywhere.

250. That'll teach her to knock off early.

251. We're coming, Janine.

252. Janine.

253. Hey, Gun.

254. Hold your fire, guys.

255. We can't get the plant without hitting

256. Janine.

257. Good time to discuss her salary.

258. Whoa.

259. Hey.

260. Hey, let go.

261. Whoa.

262. I've got an idea.

263. Oh, sure.

264. That's fine for him.

265. Hang on, Janine.

266. I'm hanging.

267. I'll save you.

268. Uh-oh.

269. Whoa.

270. Whoa.

271. I said to save me, not soak me.

272. What are you doing, Egon?

273. Give it up.

274. We're not gonna let you turn the big

275. apple

276. into the big geranium.

277. It's okay.

278. He's over-watering it.

279. It's working.

280. Go faster.

281. Whoa.

282. Set the trap, Winston.

283. Okay.

284. No.

285. You did it, Egon.

286. Whoa.

287. Oh, Egon.

288. Look at my apartment.

289. It's ruined.

290. They're gonna pay for this.

291. Women, they're never satisfied.

292. This will make a great chapter in my

293. new book, Geraniums I Have Known.

294. I'll send you all an autographed copy.

295. Oh, that's all right, Prof.

296. I think I'll wait for the movie.

297. The real Ghostbusters will return

298. after these messages.

299. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

300. Dig.