The Real Ghostbusters 2x5

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To contribute to the Ghostbusters' finances, Slimer becomes a teenager's personal bodyguard. But he doesn't bargain on a gang of young thugs attaining bodyguards of their own… some very dangerous creatures from an abandoned subway station.

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1. Ghostbusters.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood.

4. Who you gonna call?

5. Ghostbusters.

6. There's something weird and it don't look good.

7. Who you gonna call?

8. Ghostbusters.

9. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

10. Who you gonna call?

11. Ghostbusters.

12. Who you gonna call?

13. Ghostbusters.

14. The real Ghostbusters will return after

15. these messages.

16. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

17. Guys, can I see you for a sec?

18. Yeah, Janine, what is it?

19. The monthly financial report.

20. Once again, gentlemen, we're in the red.

21. We're losing money on overhead,

22. containment maintenance, damage to

23. property,

24. utilities, food.

25. Slimer, knock it off.

26. Yeah, you're eating us out of house

27. and home and into the poor house.

28. Yeah, you.

29. All you do is eat and take and what do

30. you give in return, huh?

31. I ask you.

32. Yikes.

33. There's your answer, Peter.

34. He gives us love.

35. To you, he gives love.

36. To me, he gives ectoplasmic noogies and a

37. great case for justifiable Slimer's side.

38. Honestly, Dr. Bankman, just give Slim

39. er a chance and he'll earn his keep.

40. We'll find things for him to do.

41. You know, you're right, Janine.

42. You're absolutely right.

43. We can find little doey things for him,

44. right, Slimer?

45. We'll start right now.

46. Can you make yourself real small?

47. Good.

48. Now we put you in an envelope and we mail

49. you to this guy I knew from college.

50. He just loves jokes.

51. Peter.

52. No, Slimer.

53. No, stay.

54. Boy, Ray, we finally find something

55. for Slimer to do to help us and you won't

56. let him.

57. Some friend you are.

58. Janine, which god did I offend?

59. I wouldn't know, Dr. Stans.

60. I just answer the phone.

61. Just a little more.

62. A little farther.

63. Whoops, come on, just a bit more.

64. Well, well, what do you know?

65. It's the mouse.

66. Hi, guys.

67. What do you got there, mouse?

68. I just, comics, some magazines, you

69. know.

70. Magazines, huh?

71. What do you got?

72. I've got Fantastic Monsters of Film

73. World, Sci-Fi Times, the Frankenstein

74. papers.

75. Oh, Frankenstein, huh?

76. Big stuff.

77. Hey, here's your Frankenstein.

78. Boo!

79. Ah!

80. What a jerk.

81. Knocking him down ain't even a challenge.

82. Come on, let's get out of here.

83. Don't blast those guys.

84. Someday I swear.

85. Oh.

86. Oh, nuts.

87. Who am I trying to kid?

88. They're too big and there's too many of

89. them.

90. There's always too many.

91. Oh, well.

92. At least they're gone.

93. Guess it can't get any worse.

94. Nice doggy.

95. Nice.

96. Nice doggy.

97. Help!

98. Gee, thanks a lot.

99. I, uh.

100. Say, you're a ghost, aren't you?

101. Well, you don't have to worry about me

102. being scared.

103. I've read about ghosts and monsters as

104. long as I can remember.

105. You're okay in my book.

106. And you're sure a heck of a lot better

107. than the guys who just left.

108. Man, I'd love to see you do this to them.

109. Boy, I'd pay to see that.

110. Heck, I'd pay just to make sure they stop

111. picking on me.

112. Hm.

113. Yeah.

114. What?

115. You're saying you'll do it?

116. You'll be my body guard?

117. Well, my body ghost?

118. Mister, you've got yourself a deal.

119. My name's Mike.

120. And I'm real glad to meet you.

121. Coast's clear.

122. Come on.

123. This is my room.

124. Pretty neat, huh?

125. Boy, this is gonna be great.

126. Pow!

127. Oomph!

128. Bash!

129. There's six of them.

130. Hey!

131. Come on out of there.

132. You can't do this to me.

133. I'm paying good money for this, remember?

134. What are you nervous about?

135. You're a ghost.

136. They'll be scared of you.

137. All you have to do is look scary.

138. You can look scary, can't you?

139. That's it, huh?

140. Oh, boy.

141. I know.

142. Hang on a sec.

143. I know it's gotta be here somewhere.

144. Uh-oh.

145. Ah!

146. By the way, be careful of the stacks.

147. The magazines aren't balanced very well.

148. Ah, here it is.

149. OK, when I say look scary, I mean can you

150. look like this?

151. Ah!

152. This is gonna take a while.

153. Where is he?

154. I don't know, Dr. Stans.

155. You had him last.

156. Slimer!

157. Dr. Venkman, have you seen Slimer?

158. No.

159. Wonderful, isn't it?

160. Hey, what do you see, Rick?

161. What do you want to do?

162. I don't know.

163. Give me a sec.

164. I'll think of something.

165. And there goes something now.

166. Come on.

167. How about we have some laughs, huh?

168. Hey, Mouse, what's the idea of running

169. like that?

170. I don't like to run.

171. You think you're fast or something?

172. Hey, I'm talking to you.

173. What are you, playing deaf?

174. I'm warning you, don't go getting smart

175. with me.

176. That shouldn't be too hard, Rick.

177. I've seen rocks smarter than you.

178. What?

179. OK, jerk, that's it.

180. What's that?

181. Must be some kind of dog.

182. Hey, what the?

183. Good work.

184. I knew you could do it.

185. And don't come back, you creeps.

186. Whatever that thing is, if it works for

187. Mike,

188. I ain't going nowhere near him.

189. What are you, nuts?

190. He called me a creep.

191. He called all of us creeps.

192. You're going to stand for that?

193. Well, I'm not, and you're not either.

194. Because believe me, you'd better be more

195. scared of me

196. than you are of that thing, whatever it

197. is.

198. Because when I'm done with Mike the mouse

199. and his pet,

200. you can bet he's going to be real scared

201. of me.

202. Yeah, real scared.

203. The real Ghostbusters will return after

204. these messages.

205. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

206. I don't like it.

207. Slimer's been gone too long.

208. I agree.

209. This isn't like him.

210. He was supposed to be here so I could run

211. some electrothermal tests on him.

212. Right, Egon.

213. I can't think of a single reason why I'd

214. want to miss out on that.

215. But he's never disappeared for this long.

216. I say we go after him.

217. Nice theory, Ray.

218. But where are we going to start looking?

219. New York's a big town, you know.

220. Hey, guys, look what just came in the

221. mail.

222. An envelope full of money.

223. Money, huh?

224. Who'd be sending us an envelope full of

225. money?

226. Just offhand.

227. I'd say Slimer was a pretty good

228. possibility, wouldn't you?

229. Oh, yuck.

230. That's Slimer's ectoplasm, all right.

231. But there's no return address.

232. No problem.

233. See?

234. There's the zip code of the post office

235. that picked it up.

236. We'll start there.

237. Come on.

238. You know, you have to wonder why Slimer

239. would send us money.

240. You'd think somebody here told him he has

241. to earn his keep or something.

242. Okay, fine.

243. So I'm the goat.

244. I'm the pits.

245. I'm slime.

246. Dust beneath thy feet.

247. Satisfied now?

248. I hate it when they do that.

249. I don't know, Rick.

250. I don't think this is such a great idea.

251. Don't be a wimp.

252. Just give me a hand with this, will ya?

253. All right, come on.

254. Yeah, this is the place.

255. My dad used to tell me stories about how

256. they closed down this part of the subway

257. years ago.

258. Said there were all kinds of creepy

259. things living down here.

260. Maybe just what we need to take care of

261. that jerk Mike.

262. Yeah?

263. Well, what makes you think any of them

264. will come work for us?

265. Hey, don't worry.

266. They'll like me 'cause I'm tough.

267. You'll see.

268. Rick! Rick!

269. Huh?

270. I told you we shouldn't have come.

271. Quiet.

272. Let me think.

273. Okay, listen up.

274. My name's Rick and you're gonna come work

275. for me.

276. Did they?

277. They're just trying to scare us.

278. They're doing a good job.

279. How do you expect these things to come

280. back with us if they think we're a bunch

281. of wimps?

282. You say come back with you?

283. Yeah, that's right. Come back with us.

284. Come back to outside, up above world.

285. Is trap you trick us?

286. No!

287. Honest, no trick.

288. We want you to come with us, work with us.

289. It'll be great. You'll see.

290. Then you must invite us. Say it.

291. Speak words.

292. Is that all?

293. Okay, sure.

294. We're inviting you to come up to the up

295. above world.

296. Okay?

297. Fine.

298. Just fine.

299. Well, this is the right area, but still

300. no sign of Slimer.

301. Gee, Ray, then I guess that means we'll

302. have to go home.

303. Peter, we've only been looking ten

304. minutes.

305. Really?

306. How time flies when you're not with Slim

307. er.

308. I'm registering a broad-based increase in

309. psychokinetic energy in this area.

310. Could be related to Slimer's

311. disappearance.

312. Can you get a fix on it?

313. Afraid not.

314. It's a general jump, too diffuse to focus

315. in on.

316. Give me a few minutes to recalibrate and

317. we'll see what happens.

318. You heard the man. Once more around the

319. park, James.

320. You know, Peter, a little of you goes a

321. long way.

322. Just trying to help.

323. Psst. Oh, what do you want?

324. Listen, we figured anybody who can get a

325. ghost to work for him is okay in our book.

326. You want to hang out with us?

327. Well, I don't know.

328. I mean, it's true I don't have a lot of

329. friends, but...

330. But then come on. It'll be great.

331. He could be telling the truth, but maybe

332. not.

333. You circle around back. If I need you,

334. you know what to do.

335. Hello? Hey, come on.

336. Where is everybody?

337. Funny. Real funny.

338. Look, don't make me or my buddy get rough.

339. Remember what happened last time.

340. Oh, we remember what happened last time,

341. all right.

342. That's why we got us some buddies of our

343. own.

344. Don't be bashful, mouse. Say hello.

345. Nothing to say? Okay, fine.

346. Buddies, teach the mouse here what it

347. means to mess with us.

348. Well, come on. Snap to it.

349. You're working for me now.

350. No, we don't work for you.

351. You have served us.

352. We used you to come to Above World.

353. Wait a minute. You can't do this to me.

354. You... You are...

355. May I make a suggestion?

356. Yeah.

357. Run!

358. Got that thing adjusted yet, Egon?

359. Yes. We're getting close to the source of

360. the disturbance.

361. Closer. Closer.

362. Nice going, Egon. Couldn't have found him

363. without you.

364. I think he's trying to say something.

365. Maybe he wants to check the oil.

366. What is it, Slimer? What's wrong?

367. Sounds like we've got barrowites.

368. What's a barrowite?

369. Barrowites, Peter, are supernatural

370. creatures rather like trolls.

371. They live underground in nests.

372. They can't come out unless someone

373. invites them.

374. Right. Just like vampires,

375. they can't come into your home unless you

376. ask them in.

377. And someone's just set a bunch of barrow

378. ites loose in New York.

379. You can understand that?

380. Hey, you grow up watching lassie movies,

381. you learn, okay?

382. Slimer, wait! Where are you going?

383. Never mind him, Ray.

384. I think we're gonna have more than enough

385. to keep us busy inside.

386. Let 'em have it!

387. Get back, man! Get back! Hey!

388. Now am I glad to see you. Get him!

389. What can he do against him?

390. Look at him. He's scarier than we are.

391. Chicken!

392. Here she comes.

393. And...

394. Now!

395. That got it. Not quite. Come on!

396. Okay.

397. Okay, we're here. Who brought the chips

398. and dips?

399. I am never doing this ever again.

400. Truce? You got it.

401. Guess I'm just a force for good in our

402. times.

403. Yes, Peter.

404. But then he came back and fought off

405. those things until you found us.

406. Not bad for a spud, eh, Peter?

407. Especially after all he's been through to

408. prove himself to us. And you.

409. Yeah, the little guy's worth his weight

410. in gold.

411. Well, I wouldn't go that far.

412. Brass, maybe, or tin. Maybe paper.

413. Or for that matter...

414. You wouldn't dare.

415. Slimer, I'm warning you! Hey!

416. Watch it!

417. You!

418. I take it back, all right? I take it back!

419. I'd say that makes for a perfect day,

420. wouldn't you?

421. The real Ghostbusters will return after

422. these messages.

423. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.