The Real Ghostbusters 2x49

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Ray and Winston are talked into going on a game show by Peter, who wants the price: a holiday to Tahiti. But the show is a front for something a lot more sinister and life threatening!

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1. - Whew, the real Ghostbusters

2. will return after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. - And now, ladies and gentlemen,

5. presenting the king of the 80,

6. the extremely honorable Dr. Peter Minkman.

7. - Hail to Minkman, we love Minkman.

8. - What would Tahiti be without Minkman?

9. - Tahiti would be disgusting.

10. It really would be a drag for all you Tah

11. itians.

12. - Hello, may I help you?

13. - Okay, sire, here's your big question

14. for 300 points in that trip to France.

15. What is the capital of South Dakota?

16. - Bismarck.

17. - No, Fargo.

18. - No way.

19. - Whoa, boom.

20. - Even in my dreams, I want a vacation.

21. - It's Bismarck, I got some cousins there.

22. - Well, they're probably living in Fargo

23. and don't know it.

24. - Really, Winston, you should admit you

25. 're wrong.

26. Be mature.

27. - I don't wanna be mature, I wanna be

28. right.

29. - Given their usual behavior, it's hard

30. to be sure,

31. but I suspect that Ray and Winston

32. have gone thoroughly cuckoo.

33. - If you'd managed to get your glands

34. active

35. before high noon, you'd know that this

36. has been going on for months.

37. - You mean to tell me this happens

38. to their brains every morning?

39. - Every morning, Peter.

40. Remember, primitive behavior lurks

41. beneath the surface

42. of every civilized human.

43. - Take the dinette, you moron.

44. There's money under the plates.

45. - Dinette, dinette, dinette.

46. - I'm sorry, Mr. Todd, the real prize was

47. the dinette.

48. There's money under the plates.

49. - No.

50. - Well, they were right.

51. - They're almost always right.

52. They've developed quite a knack.

53. - Hmm, where's today's paper?

54. - Ah, game show contestants wanted

55. for exciting new contests, big prizes, ex

56. clamation point,

57. including all expenses paid dream

58. vacations to Tahiti.

59. Egon, how long has it been since you've

60. been on vacation?

61. - Do filing fungus samples count?

62. - Not to be presumptuous, Egon,

63. but I think something's wrong with your

64. machine.

65. - Hey, could we hurry, guys?

66. I'm gonna miss celebrity bowling for

67. bucks.

68. - Don't worry, they probably need a

69. vacation, too.

70. - Okay, animals, listen up.

71. We're gonna do this quick.

72. Any slackers will be dropped.

73. Too many questions will not be tolerated,

74. so don't make me mad.

75. Ann, you'll all be happy little

76. contestants.

77. - Contestants?

78. - I'm a scientist.

79. I'm formidably educated.

80. These normal people don't stand a chance.

81. Winston, I think we have a moral

82. obligation

83. to teach these droids a lesson.

84. - We'll wipe the floor with 'em.

85. - By the way, what is this game called?

86. - Grace the Devil, catchy, huh?

87. - This is going to be round robin

88. when I call your name, Be Here.

89. But before we start the fun,

90. let's all welcome the emcee of Race the

91. Devil.

92. Div Devlin!

93. - As you know, this is our elimination

94. round,

95. at which we'll select the two contestants

96. to appear on the premiere episode of our

97. game.

98. First up, Mr. and Mrs. Todd.

99. Chomping at the bit, aren't they?

100. And Raymond Stanson wins some Zedmore.

101. Here's the toss-up question.

102. Who is the slowest of the seven deadly

103. sins?

104. - I know that one!

105. It's Sleepy, Deb!

106. - Oh, spare me. - Jeez.

107. - I'm sorry, Mr. Todd,

108. but you've got the wrong seven little

109. characters.

110. Guys, answer the question and advance to

111. the next round.

112. - The answer is sloth, Deb.

113. - Correct!

114. And the round goes to Mr. Stantz and Zed

115. more.

116. - Peter, something is just not quite

117. right here.

118. - Well, here we are.

119. Mr. Stantz and Zedmore against the Glick

120. brothers,

121. Bill and Bob in the final round.

122. Whoever correctly answers this question

123. will go on to be the first contestants on

124. "Race the Devil"

125. with a chance to win a fabulous

126. all-expense paid trip for four to Tahiti.

127. - Let's do it!

128. - Contestants, here's the toss-up

129. question.

130. Give me two additional names, four.

131. - Yeah, yeah.

132. - The Devil!

133. Mr. Stantz.

134. - How about Mephistopheles, the Prince of

135. Darkness?

136. - Correct!

137. York.

138. - Beelzebub, Apollyon Satan, Kloots,

139. Lucifer,

140. Diablo, Old Gooseberry, Old Nick, Old Sc

141. ratch.

142. - Ray, we won.

143. - Mr. Stantz, you've won.

144. Please stop answering the question.

145. - Oh, okay.

146. - Egon, Egon, Egon, we're going to Tahiti.

147. No more summer sitting on the roof

148. looking for the sun.

149. - Peter, did you notice how all the

150. questions

151. related to the Devil and his minions?

152. - Hey, come to think of it.

153. - Sign these and you'll be the premier

154. contestants

155. on "Race the Devil."

156. - Red ink?

157. - Trust me, quickly please, it's almost

158. midnight.

159. - Why is midnight so important?

160. - I don't want to pay Marcia overtime.

161. - Shouldn't I read this first?

162. - No, it's a standard release form.

163. Everybody signs one, even me.

164. - Egon, I've seen that look before.

165. That's either horrified realization

166. or your pizza's coming up.

167. - Hi-ya!

168. - Egon, this is not a normal game show

169. host.

170. - Sorry, Ray, I just now figured it out.

171. Dib Devlin, Dib as in Dibic, an evil

172. spirit,

173. and Devlin-

174. a proper Irish name derived from the word

175. devil.

176. And you've signed on for my new game show.

177. And if you lose the soul, fellas,

178. you lose your souls.

179. - I have sold my soul to the Devil.

180. I have sold my soul to the Devil.

181. - Actually, Winston, Dib is a minor demon,

182. not the Devil, per se.

183. - I have sold my soul to a minor demon.

184. I have sold my soul to a minor demon.

185. - Not yet.

186. You still have a way out.

187. You and Ray simply have to win his game

188. show.

189. - According to my data,

190. the odds are only 666 million to one

191. against us.

192. - See, I told you you had a chance.

193. - Listen, what if we just don't show up?

194. - Nice trick.

195. - The real Ghostbusters will return after

196. these messages.

197. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

198. - At least we've got good seats.

199. - Welcome, everyone.

200. It's time to play Race the Devil,

201. or as we like to call it, you bet your

202. afterlife.

203. Let's welcome our contestants.

204. Winston Zetmore is an evil spirit control

205. worker

206. from New York.

207. His hobbies include music and biblical

208. studies,

209. and Dr. Ray Stantz, a noted parapsych

210. ologist

211. with multiple degrees.

212. Ray hopes one day to win a Nobel Prize,

213. and these two are none other

214. than our contestants' best friends, in

215. fact.

216. It was Dr. Peter Venkman's desire for a

217. tropical vacation

218. that sucked his friends into this cruel

219. predicament.

220. And now, let's play our first of three

221. rounds.

222. - What a great way to start our game.

223. It's Dibs Choice.

224. - This isn't fair.

225. - I doubt that there are any rules

226. to this game at all, Winston.

227. - Dibs Choice is a three-parter.

228. This first little contest is my favorite,

229. and I doubt you'll go any further.

230. - I'm sure you remember playing this when

231. you were kids.

232. It's called Spikes.

233. - Spikes, I didn't play Spikes, did you

234. ever play Spikes, man?

235. - You ever heard of it?

236. - I don't remember playing this.

237. - My lovely assistant, Marsha,

238. stands before a single word, 20 letters.

239. Mr. Zetmore will have three chances to

240. guess the word.

241. Every time he misses, Mr. Stance loses a

242. stick.

243. It's all up to you, Mr. Zetmore.

244. No help from your friends, and only three

245. guesses.

246. Your first guess, please.

247. - Um, are there any eyes?

248. Whoa.

249. Hang in there, Winston, don't lose your

250. cool.

251. - That's one down, and two to go, Mr. Zet

252. more.

253. Guess again.

254. - Uh, any O's?

255. - Not a single one.

256. - Whoa!

257. Just stay calm, Winston.

258. - Last chance, Mr. Zetmore.

259. - Um.

260. - Your choice, Mr. Zetmore.

261. - Whoa!

262. - Beginner's luck.

263. The game is far from over, boys.

264. I'm tired of being a minor demon.

265. I'm wasting my potential.

266. Since you do-gooders are my ticket to the

267. majors,

268. your souls can get me out of game shows

269. and into the big time.

270. Heavy metal rock and roll.

271. And now, time for round number two.

272. Behind none of these doors is a prize.

273. They all contain abject terror and danger.

274. To win, you must simply survive.

275. Will it be door number one?

276. Door number two?

277. Or door number three?

278. - Take door number one.

279. No, no, take one.

280. - Take three.

281. - No, no, take, no, take, which one

282. should they take?

283. - Take three.

284. - Not take one.

285. - Uh, we'll take door number two, Dib.

286. Right, let's see what's behind door

287. number two.

288. And behind door number two, it's door

289. number one.

290. - Hey, wait a minute, that's not fair.

291. If we wanted door number one,

292. we would ask for door number one.

293. - Yeah, what if we'd ask for door number

294. three?

295. - Door number three it is.

296. And what's behind that?

297. But, door number one, how about that?

298. - I'd say the fix was in, wouldn't you?

299. - Aw, come on, boys.

300. Don't be spoil sports.

301. What'll it be?

302. Door number one, door number one, or door

303. number one?

304. - I think we're gonna go for door number

305. one, Dib.

306. - Great choice.

307. Okay, let's open up door number one and

308. see what they get.

309. Why, it's an old friend of yours.

310. Here to do his version of this is your

311. strife.

312. It's Sam Hain, the living embodiment of

313. Halloween.

314. You fought him last year and now he's

315. back

316. for a grudge match.

317. - What's up?

318. - What a kid, Ray.

319. You boys only barely managed to defeat

320. him before.

321. Now you don't have a chance, unless you

322. give up now.

323. Save yourself pain.

324. - I got two words for you, Dib.

325. Get stuffed.

326. - He's right, though.

327. How are we ever gonna defeat that thing

328. with our bare hands?

329. - We may not have to.

330. - Look, Sam Hain was put in the

331. containment unit, right?

332. - Yeah, so?

333. - So I'm betting this isn't the real Sam

334. Hain.

335. Only an illusion to scare us into giving

336. up.

337. - Great theory, Ray.

338. How you gonna test it?

339. - Only one way.

340. Wish me luck.

341. Okay, let's see what you've got.

342. - Good job, my man.

343. Two down, Dib, baby.

344. Now what do you got to say for yourself?

345. - Roulette anyone.

346. - Hey! - Cut it out, man.

347. - Now, listen to the rules.

348. We all do terrible things in our lives.

349. Things we don't ever want anyone to know

350. about.

351. One of you has done that.

352. He doesn't want the rest of you to find

353. out about it

354. because it's too horrible for words.

355. - Do you have any idea what he's talking

356. about?

357. - None whatsoever.

358. Ray?

359. - See?

360. Well, the steel ball here will go round

361. and round

362. and finally hit one of you.

363. It will be a deadly impact.

364. Unless the one with the secret talks.

365. I'm wagering that human pride is so great

366. that you'd let one of your own friends be

367. hurt

368. rather than confess.

369. Shall we see if I'm right?

370. - Okay, guys.

371. Guys, time for true confessions.

372. If anybody's got anything to say, say it

373. fast.

374. Okay, I took $20 out of petty cash

375. to buy a birthday gift for my girlfriend

376. and I didn't tell anyone.

377. Truly pathetic.

378. But that's not it.

379. Sorry, next.

380. - All right, all right, you got me.

381. Last week, Janine was taking a shower

382. upstairs

383. and I, well—

384. - You peeked?

385. - No, but I did send Slimer up the water

386. pipe

387. and told him she had a donut in her

388. shower cap.

389. - Sorry, not yet.

390. I estimate seconds before he jumps the

391. track

392. and flattens one of you.

393. Talk fast.

394. - In college, I once got an A minus on a

395. test

396. and my parents wouldn't talk to me for a

397. week.

398. - Can you drop the ball on him?

399. - Sorry, no guarantees.

400. And time's up.

401. Here it comes.

402. - Okay, I admit it, Slimer ate half a

403. cookie,

404. got Slimer all over the other half,

405. and by accident, without thinking about

406. it, I,

407. I ate it.

408. - That is absolutely nasty in here.

409. - Well, I guess now you can see why I

410. didn't tell you.

411. - Never mind that, Ray.

412. Do we win, Dib?

413. - Yes, you win.

414. You win your soul's back, but you lose

415. your lives.

416. All of you.

417. - I never said I was a good loser.

418. - There's just one chance.

419. If it comes in the middle of us, we can

420. deflect it.

421. - And if it doesn't, then we're doomed.

422. Any other questions?

423. - Okay, once we've cleaned up the mess,

424. who's on next week?

425. - Hands up, I mean feet up.

426. - And now!

427. - What the?

428. Hey!

429. - We did it!

430. - Yeah, I just wish I could get my hands

431. on that Dib guy.

432. - No reason why you can't.

433. We're in his world, his plane of

434. existence.

435. He should be as solid as you are.

436. Peter, Peter!

437. - You promised us a trip to Tahiti.

438. We gambled on a trip to Tahiti.

439. We won your stupid game.

440. And now you're gonna send us to Tahiti,

441. all expenses paid, or I'm gonna wring

442. your crummy neck!

443. - Well, you gotta admit, Dib may have

444. been a minor demon,

445. but he kept his bargains.

446. I guess I better learn to love this tasty

447. delicacy.

448. First prize included three tons of dev

449. iled ham.

450. - Phew, the real Ghostbusters will return

451. after these messages.

452. - Ooh!

453. - We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

454. - Eek!