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The Canon of St Theophilus, a book missing from an abbey in Greece since the 1860s, turns up at a New York auction and is accidentally purchased by Peter. Unbeknownst to the Ghostbusters, the sealed volume contains within it the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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1. Ghostbusters!

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood.

4. Who you gonna call?

5. Ghostbusters!

6. There's something weird and it don't look good

7. Who you gonna call?

8. Ghostbusters!

9. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

10. Bandits, bandits.

11. Bandits.

12. This is our greatest treasure, the Codex

13. of St. Theophilus.

14. It must never fall into the hands of

15. unbelievers.

16. And the seal must never be broken.

17. May the Lord, eh, eh, well, you know.

18. Amen.

19. Remember, my son, the fate of the world

20. depends on you.

21. Do not worry, Father, I shall not fail.

22. Should have used a longer rope.

23. Sold for $350.

24. Our next volume is an extremely

25. interesting one.

26. Do they sell popcorn at these things?

27. No, but they do have a copy of Ben's and

28. Frank's,

29. The Ectoplasmic Gourmet.

30. Yum, yum.

31. It comes up later.

32. I bet.

33. A very old sealed manuscript with an

34. illuminated cover.

35. Believed to be St. Theophilus.

36. We'll begin the bidding at $100.

37. I have 100, do I hear 200?

38. 200, do I hear 3?

39. 300, will anyone go 4?

40. 400.

41. You should have brought my very express,

42. I don't know.

43. Some jerk must really want that book.

44. Do I hear $500?

45. 500.

46. Uh-huh.

47. 600, 700, 8, 9, $1,000.

48. Sold to the gentleman in the first row

49. for $1,000.

50. Gesundheit.

51. Couldn't I just wait and see the movie?

52. I'm afraid all sales are final.

53. Perhaps if you brought the book to the

54. next auction,

55. we could sell it for you.

56. We'll be here.

57. I'll bring the sneezing powder.

58. Huh?

59. What's that you're working on, Egon?

60. It's a new idea.

61. An ectoplasmic disintegrator.

62. Man, when it disintegrates, it disinteg

63. rates.

64. Oh good, Ray, you're here.

65. Did you get the Benz and—

66. No.

67. Sneezy here spent all our money.

68. Mr. Sneezy to you.

69. Pour it out your nose, Peter.

70. Come on, Ray.

71. It's only money.

72. I wonder what that means.

73. Somebody dripped wax all over your book.

74. Maybe they like to read by candlelight.

75. It's a wax seal, Dr. Venkman.

76. It's how they used to make sure nobody

77. opened certain books.

78. I read all about it in high school, I—

79. That's great, Janine.

80. Why don't you answer the phone or

81. something?

82. It isn't ringing.

83. How did he do that?

84. Ghostbusters.

85. What do you want?

86. Yeah, uh-huh.

87. Shrieks and moans.

88. Howling.

89. They'll be right over.

90. Somebody's got a ghost up their chimney.

91. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

92. beep.

93. Ugh, I thought they'd never leave.

94. Now I can have lunch.

95. Oh, great.

96. Now I can't even find my book.

97. Well, I guess this will have to do.

98. I wonder how you're supposed to get this

99. thing open.

100. Ugh, what a mess.

101. Wouldn't you know it, always on my lunch

102. hour.

103. Oh, brother.

104. I wonder if there are any pictures.

105. Oh, I wouldn't even put this in my coffee

106. table.

107. Maybe I'll just skip lunch today.

108. Well, Ray, at least there wasn't a

109. complete loss.

110. You did get that cat out of the chimney.

111. I don't want to talk about it.

112. Anybody see the weather report this

113. morning?

114. This is not typical New York weather.

115. At least it's not raining cats and dogs.

116. Whoops.

117. Yeah, but look out for flying horses.

118. An equestrian manifestation.

119. It's round-up time, partners.

120. Here they come.

121. We better split up.

122. I'll take lingerie.

123. Huh?

124. This way.

125. I'm right behind you.

126. Excuse me, ma'am.

127. Ugh, you look like death warmed over.

128. Now?

129. Now!

130. Well, that was incredibly easy.

131. I wish I knew the identity of these

132. spirits.

133. It's probably just inter-dimensional

134. saddle tramps.

135. We'd better look them up in Tobin's

136. spirit guide.

137. Got a copy in the car?

138. Hey, don't turn on the light while I'm

139. driving.

140. Whoa!

141. Hey, quit pushing against the seat.

142. Now that's what I call an exit.

143. It— it didn't hold them.

144. They're too strong for the trap.

145. So now what are we going to do?

146. I don't know, Winston.

147. I just don't know.

148. Ghostbusters, will you hold?

149. Ghostbusters, hold, please.

150. Ghostbusters, hold.

151. I know you're holding, Mr. President.

152. Hold longer, Ghostbusters.

153. Where have you guys been?

154. I'm getting calls from all over the world.

155. And we don't even have a toll-free number.

156. Hey, guys, look at this.

157. We interrupt our regularly scheduled

158. program

159. in order to bring you the following

160. special report.

161. Mysterious ghost riders bring havoc to

162. the world's capitals.

163. But first, a word from our sponsor.

164. I have come for the book.

165. It's for you.

166. You're with the paper drive, right?

167. My name is Father Janos.

168. From the monastery of Saint Theophilus.

169. A thousand years ago, Saint Theophilus

170. sealed four spirits inside this book—

171. the dark riders, the four horsemen of the

172. apocalypse,

173. the scourges of mankind.

174. The Fab Four.

175. For seven centuries, we guarded it well.

176. Then it was lost.

177. I came as soon as we learned that the

178. book had been found.

179. But I am too late.

180. Someone has broken the seal and released

181. the dark riders.

182. Oops.

183. According to the book, there is one hope

184. for the world.

185. The horsemen can be imprisoned again

186. by the seal of Saint Theophilus.

187. You don't just happen to have it on you,

188. do you?

189. No.

190. The seal is kept safe at the monastery in

191. Greece.

192. Doesn't that make it kind of slippery?

193. He means the country.

194. I'll pack a suitcase.

195. Boy, this is great.

196. I love to fly.

197. Me, too.

198. Except this place looks like Vulture

199. Airlines.

200. But I'll bet the food is terrific.

201. Would you like a magazine?

202. Do you have a copy of Malevolent Spirits

203. monthly?

204. Hey, look, Winston.

205. Your knuckles are turning white.

206. We are now landing at Athens

207. International Airport.

208. Welcome to Greece.

209. I kiss the soil of my homeland.

210. Good thing you weren't born in Newark.

211. What are you doing, Winston?

212. You're not Greek.

213. No, but I'm on the ground.

214. Mwah!

215. I told you we'd get here in one piece.

216. Metal fatigue?

217. Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you, I

218. love you.

219. Mwah, mwah, mwah.

220. Oh, boy, we get to ride the train.

221. Can I sit by the window?

222. Looks like we gave the horsemen the slip.

223. Now, this is scenery.

224. But why is it so dark everywhere we go?

225. Yeah, it's like the end of the world.

226. And it might be just that.

227. This is it, my sons, the end of the line.

228. Bad choice of words, Padre.

229. The monastery is just outside the village.

230. Probably near the end of this sign.

231. Only a few more kilometers.

232. The airplane didn't go this high.

233. Yeah, and the seats were more comfortable.

234. Take five.

235. Ever since bandits sacked the monastery

236. in 1684,

237. this has been the only way to reach the

238. monastery.

239. Well, I guess you aren't bothered by

240. salesmen.

241. Can we ride the monorail next?

242. I'm getting a PKU reading game.

243. Oh, no!

244. Something must have broken our fall.

245. Oh.

246. Oh.

247. Are you all right, Father?

248. Yes, my son.

249. I love these father-son things.

250. Just get the seal.

251. So far, so good.

252. If anybody's got a shatterproof watch on,

253. now's your chance to test it.

254. Boy, has people think the weather's bad

255. back home.

256. Peter!

257. Who?

258. So, halfway, I'll settle for that.

259. Phew, that was even harder than I thought.

260. Going down should be a lot quicker.

261. Quick, the seal of St. Theopolis.

262. Yes, of course.

263. And some wax.

264. Understood.

265. Could we stand someplace else?

266. Wait, we may never have another

267. opportunity like this.

268. That's what I'm afraid of.

269. If we set a ghost trap right in front of

270. us,

271. the horsemen will have to pass over it.

272. Then we have only to seal it.

273. If this doesn't work, I'm going to be

274. real upset.

275. Now, Red.

276. I had the seal.

277. Oh, no!

278. Peter!

279. Oh, no.

280. Peter, can you throw the ring up to us?

281. No!

282. Why don't we throw the trap down to him?

283. That's so simple, it's brilliant.

284. No, it's so brilliant, it's simple.

285. Heads up, Peter.

286. All right.

287. It's right behind you, Peter.

288. The seal, Peter.

289. The seal impression.

290. No, Peter.

291. Not an impression of a seal.

292. The seal impression.

293. Too late.

294. It's going to blow.

295. Sorry, guys.

296. Back to the stables.

297. A miracle.

298. What can I say?

299. You— you have saved the world.

300. Even the doves have returned.

301. That's great.

302. I'm glad.

303. Really, and truly, I am.

304. But, like, could somebody get me out of

305. here,

306. or toss me some bird seed, or a frying

307. pan, or something?

308. Guys?

309. Guys!

310. you