The Real Ghostbusters 2x45

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Ray stands to inherit an old castle in Scotland on the condition that he exorcises the ghost that has plagued it for many years. But when he captures the spirit, an army of battling specters rise to cause massive destruction.

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1. Ghostmaster.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?

4. Ghostmaster.

5. There's something weird and it don't

6. look good, who you gonna call?

7. Ghostmaster.

8. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

9. The real Ghostbusters will return

10. after these messages.

11. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

12. I told you it was a mistake, but no,

13. you had to bring him along.

14. Hey, sorry, Peter, but I think he

15. looks good up there.

16. Come on, you can't stay up there.

17. Boy, when they made you, they broke

18. the mold.

19. I know.

20. He is the mold.

21. I think he's cute.

22. Yeah, I'm good.

23. Cute?

24. He scared the socks off of everyone who

25. saw him.

26. We're supposed to inspire confidence,

27. Ray, not coronaries.

28. Would you be Mr. Raymond Stans?

29. No, not by choice.

30. This job is getting too heavy, I need

31. to get away.

32. I need a vacation.

33. Have you considered Libya?

34. Excuse me, Ray, this gentleman would

35. like a word with you.

36. Me?

37. Would you be Raymond Stans, who had an

38. uncle named Andrew McMillan?

39. Yeah, I guess so, we write to each

40. other every year at Christmas.

41. Well, not this Christmas, your uncle

42. has died.

43. Dr. Stans, I'm so sorry.

44. Thanks, but I never met my uncle

45. Andrew, we just wrote letters.

46. No, don't tell me.

47. He left Ray something in his will,

48. right?

49. Aye, his castle.

50. He's out cold.

51. Here are you gone?

52. Thank you.

53. Did you say castle?

54. Aye, that I did.

55. In Argyll Shear, castle title, manor

56. house, mountain grounds,

57. goat and mounds, 640 acres and all.

58. What's the catch?

59. Yeah, Uncle Andrew must have had kin

60. folk closer than Ray here.

61. That he does, and a bigger bunch of

62. freeloaders you'll never see.

63. Your uncle hated them, but he couldn't

64. just cut them out.

65. So there is indeed a condition.

66. Uh-huh, what condition?

67. Your uncle was plagued throughout his

68. life by a ghost.

69. The person to exorcise that ghost gets

70. the castle and

71. the title that goes with it, Duke of Dunk

72. held.

73. Me, a duke?

74. Holy cow, aye.

75. And the first person your uncle named to

76. Troy is you.

77. Will you come to Scotland then, sir?

78. What do you say, Peter?

79. A castle.

80. Uh, I wanted a vacation, not an out of

81. town job.

82. Wow, thank you, we're in Scotland.

83. We're in a Scottish airport, Ray.

84. But Peter, I feel home.

85. Ray, you're about as Scottish as a Big

86. Mac.

87. Will you cool it before they deport us as

88. undesirables?

89. You're late, gentlemen.

90. I'm Dr. Peter Venkman.

91. You must be Lenny, the executor.

92. Angus Lenny, can we get on with it?

93. This ghost.

94. Yes?

95. Is it a free-floating repeater or a

96. simple roaming vapor?

97. I don't know any of those, mine, but

98. it shouldn't give you any trouble.

99. It's just a wee ghostie, what we call a

100. keystone ghost.

101. See, Peter, I told you there was

102. nothing to worry about.

103. Thank you, Ray, I feel so much better.

104. Wow, look at that.

105. Who are we fighting, the English?

106. No, lad, the Battle of Dunkeld was a

107. clan squabble.

108. Highlanders against lowlanders, very

109. nasty.

110. There it is, Castle Dunkeld, wow.

111. Wow.

112. Who are they?

113. They come with the castle, sir.

114. They are the staff, they work here and

115. are paid under the castle treasury.

116. You mean there's a treasure too?

117. I think we better get Peter Pan to bed.

118. I can see why there's a ghost, that

119. bed would kill anything.

120. Seen anything of a ghost?

121. No, just looking for the bathroom.

122. Maybe Ray knows where it is.

123. There he is, what a guy, he takes care of

124. everything.

125. Ray, do you know where?

126. Is this my wake up call?

127. No, I think room service just sent up

128. a ghost.

129. This is hot, Peter, this is a live one.

130. No, Dr. Spangler, I assure you it's

131. quite dead.

132. I thought you said this was a wee

133. ghostie.

134. Well, it was.

135. It's the spirit of the Battle of Dunkeld,

136. but it appears that it is getting worse.

137. Very perceptive.

138. All right, gentlemen, let's say we beg

139. ourselves a ghost.

140. Peter, where are you?

141. Peter, I'm right here, where are you?

142. Hey, man, stop kidding around, we're

143. dealing with a serious ghost here.

144. Okay, I'm sorry.

145. We've got him, he's coming down the

146. main stairway.

147. Try not to damage my castle, okay?

148. Right, Ray.

149. Where's Peter?

150. I don't know, hey, look, light.

151. Slime ball in the side pocket.

152. Peter, I'm glad to see you.

153. Yeah, well, come on, you dookness,

154. before that thing gets away.

155. Where do you figure this comes out?

156. Up there, I see a light.

157. Hey, we're outside, I'd heard some of

158. these castles had escape tunnels.

159. I guess he'd heard it too, there he

160. goes.

161. Let's get it, is the trap ready?

162. Yep, let's do it.

163. Go, Ray, go.

164. Got him.

165. Worked like a charm.

166. Always does, just call me Duke Ray the

167. first.

168. That wasn't so hard, was it, Peter?

169. Nope, easy as pie, however, they look

170. far from happy about it.

171. The real Ghostbusters will return

172. after these messages.

173. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

174. This is crazy, what is this place?

175. I'm gonna find out.

176. How many of those things you think are

177. out there?

178. 723.

179. Thank you, rough guess would have been

180. fine.

181. This is gonna be tricky.

182. That's it, right this way.

183. I'm sure you'll enjoy this at least as

184. much as we do.

185. I was afraid of this.

186. So why don't you enlighten us before I

187. hang you over the side as a target?

188. Legend has it that one man caused the

189. battle with the rash act and

190. the one ghost pays for all.

191. Yo, what does that mean in English, my

192. man?

193. I told you, a keystone ghost, the one

194. that holds the others in place.

195. He is condemned to roam so the rest can

196. sleep peacefully.

197. So when we captured that one, we let

198. the others loose.

199. You knew when you let us do it.

200. It was a legend, lad, I didn't even

201. believe it.

202. Well, at least they're only fighting

203. each other, right?

204. No, they're refighting Dunkeld.

205. At dawn, the history books say,

206. the Highlanders pushed the lowlanders

207. down into the village and massacred

208. everyone.

209. Then they'll do the same.

210. They'll surprise the villagers and kill

211. them all.

212. Then we'll just have to take them out

213. before that happens.

214. Come on.

215. Hold it.

216. What is it, Egon?

217. This won't work.

218. Think, even if we catch them, where do we

219. put them?

220. Oh, no.

221. That's right.

222. I only brought two traps.

223. There are hundreds of ghosts.

224. Then there's nothing we can do.

225. It's gonna happen all over again and we

226. can't stop it.

227. It's my fault.

228. If I'm the Duke, it's my responsibility.

229. And there is something I can do.

230. I hope I need to get to the village fast.

231. There's a bicycle in the gatehouse.

232. It'll do.

233. Okay, guys, cover me, now.

234. You heard the man.

235. Just like Moses parting the Red Sea.

236. Let's do it.

237. Whoa.

238. Oh, good.

239. Now we made a man.

240. Better us than Ray.

241. Keep firing.

242. Excuse me.

243. Hello.

244. Are you daft waking a person up at

245. this hour?

246. Please, sir.

247. This is an emergency.

248. I'm the new Duke of Dunkeld.

249. And I'm Dick Whittington's cat.

250. Be off with you.

251. Then can you tell me where I can get

252. about $1,000 worth of electronics gear in

253. a hurry?

254. Did you say $1,000?

255. Maybe 2,000.

256. Come in your lordship.

257. Fighting together.

258. Giving only inch by painful inch.

259. Dramatic, huh?

260. Like the Alamo.

261. Peter, we lost the Alamo.

262. Yeah, right.

263. Like what then?

264. Like where's Ray?

265. He better get here soon.

266. We can't hold these things off much

267. longer.

268. We're halfway to the village already.

269. All right.

270. Is everyone clear what needs to be done?

271. This will call for split second timing.

272. Can you do it?

273. Oh, aye, we can.

274. But why should we?

275. It's death out there.

276. Because I'm the new Duke of Dunkel.

277. And there's $100 in it for each of you.

278. I'm out of charge.

279. Getting low here too.

280. Uh-oh, look.

281. They're breaking for the village.

282. Well, I've got a few shots left.

283. Save it.

284. It won't do any good.

285. All those poor people.

286. What is that?

287. Peter, Enoch, Winston, drive them this

288. way.

289. That is a miracle.

290. Ray did it.

291. Come on.

292. It's working.

293. Look.

294. Leave it to Ray to turn garbage trucks

295. into ghost traps.

296. Ready.

297. Peter.

298. Boy, am I glad to see you guys.

299. He's glad.

300. Ray stands, you boy genius, you.

301. Okay, your lordship, we got him.

302. But what do we do with him?

303. Drive the trucks off and bury him.

304. Those degaussing wires connected to

305. storage batteries until the ghosts de-res

306. olve.

307. Well, you did not tell me about this

308. part.

309. Who's gonna pay for the trucks?

310. Now, you wouldn't want to leave before

311. they answer the big question.

312. Yeah, you should be interested.

313. It concerns money.

314. Well, I've been talking to Mr. Mclnt

315. osh here, who knows all the local politics.

316. It seems that Mr. Lenny lied to us.

317. He isn't the executor.

318. He works for my uncle's relatives.

319. That's right, your lordship.

320. He was figuring to make you look bad.

321. And to ruin your chances so old McMillan

322. 's thieving kin could get the castle.

323. You knew the sort of trouble we'd

324. cause if we trapped that ghost.

325. But you let us go ahead.

326. You risked the lives of all these

327. people so you could steal the castle.

328. What should we do with him, Ray?

329. What are you going to do, your lords

330. hip?

331. That's right.

332. I'm the duke, aren't I?

333. Okay.

334. I could turn Mr. Lenny over to the

335. police, but I won't if he replaces the

336. trucks.

337. Oh, aye. I will.

338. That's all well and fine.

339. But it'll take weeks to get new trucks.

340. What do we do with the garbage in the

341. meantime?

342. Perhaps Mr. Lenny would be willing to

343. take care of that as well.

344. Pick it up and store it at his place.

345. Aye, I could do that.

346. Good.

347. And as far as I'm concerned, the other

348. relatives can live in the castle.

349. As long as they pay rent to the village

350. of Dunkel.

351. I'm going to turn the castle over to the

352. village.

353. I wasn't cut out to be a duke anyway.

354. Aye, I could do that.

355. Hey!

356. Hey, Peter.

357. Let me guess.

358. That's right.

359. A gift from the village of Dunkel.

360. One for each of us.

361. And a little something extra for Ray.

362. No, they wouldn't.

363. They did.

364. Couldn't they have sent the ghost

365. instead?

366. The real Ghostbusters will return

367. after these messages.

368. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

369. Bye!

370. you