The Real Ghostbusters 2x44

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When Egon's Uncle Cyrus comes to visit, the Ghostbusters learn that he is ashamed of his nephew's line of work. The guys decide to prove to Egon's uncle that ghosts are real, but not all goes as planned.

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1. Ghost monster, ghost monster.

2. There's something strange in the

3. neighborhood, who you gonna call?

4. Ghost monster.

5. There's something weird and it don't

6. look good, who you gonna call?

7. Ghost monster.

8. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

9. I ain't afraid of no ghost.

10. The real Ghostbusters will return

11. after these messages.

12. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

13. Anytime, Ray.

14. What a day, six full torsoed appar

15. itions and a vaporous phantasm.

16. And an ectoplasmic partridge in a pear

17. tree.

18. Where's Egon?

19. 6.7 times 11.5.

20. Egon.

21. Playtime's over, let's move.

22. Given the jet stream current weather

23. conditions average air speed,

24. my uncle Cyrus should be arriving at the

25. airport in 20 minutes and 57 seconds,

26. approximately.

27. Hey, don't worry, Egon, we'll be there

28. in plenty of time.

29. We only have a couple more ghosts to

30. go.

31. A couple, eh?

32. That always was Ray's weakest subject.

33. Wait a minute, where is Ray?

34. Let's face it, the man loves his work.

35. Slimer, you're impossible.

36. Why don't you go away, someplace where

37. you can't do any damage.

38. For your sake, I hope you haven't done

39. that before.

40. Egon, Egon, so this is what's become

41. of you, excuse me.

42. Yes, may I help you?

43. I understand that my brilliant nephew

44. Egon works in this garage.

45. Yes, your brilliant nephew does.

46. And this is a ghost busting and

47. containment facility, not a garage.

48. Ghost busting, nonsense, don't insult

49. my intelligence.

50. Could I have some water for these?

51. Here, Dr. Spangler, let me clean those

52. for you.

53. No, that's.

54. Make yourself at home, Egon should be

55. back soon and if you need anything, just

56. yell.

57. My glasses, I need my glasses, I can't

58. see without them.

59. Yes, you'll have them in just a minute

60. , Dr. Spangler.

61. Nice kitty, been playing in the mud

62. again, haven't you?

63. Slimer, you touch Egon's uncle once

64. more and unlock the refrigerator, now get

65. lost.

66. Okay, Janine, roll out the red carpet,

67. we're home.

68. I could sleep for a week.

69. Boy, what a catch, huh?

70. Yeah, we're all very excited, Ray.

71. Uncle Cyrus, no, I forgot the airport.

72. I'm sorry, Uncle Cyrus, we got so busy, I

73. forgot all about.

74. Look what Egon did, he got five free-

75. floating, full-torsoed apparitions single-

76. handedly.

77. Nonsense, I don't believe in this

78. ghost busting business, and who are you

79. three?

80. Dr. Venkman, Dr. Spangler, Dr. Sp

81. angler, Dr. Stance, Dr. Zedmore, Dr. Sp

82. angler.

83. But I'm not a- >> Shh, I'm on a roll.

84. I'd better contain these rascals.

85. Now, Dr. Venkman- >> Please, call me

86. Peter,

87. we're friends here.

88. Then you'll understand, Peter,

89. that Egon is far too brilliant a

90. scientist to be working here.

91. He must be in a clean, neat, scientific

92. environment.

93. We're clean and neat, well, we're

94. scientific, see-

95. Piffle, Egon shouldn't be running

96. around in costumes,

97. zapping creatures that don't even exist.

98. He's a scientist, not an exterminator.

99. I think we've been insulted.

100. Dr. Spangler, I didn't believe in all

101. this ghost stuff either until I saw it.

102. Ghostbusters, may we help you?

103. The garment district, they need you right

104. away.

105. If seeing is believing, Dr. Spangler,

106. you'll soon be believing.

107. Getting anything, Egon?

108. No, nothing.

109. This is nonsense, Egon, hoodlums did

110. this.

111. Ghosts, Dr. Spangler, ghosts, I can

112. feel it.

113. Peter and Winston, they found

114. something.

115. Indeed.

116. Just wait till you see this, Dr. Sp

117. angler.

118. Those babies sound vicious.

119. Right, you first, Ray.

120. Better stand back, this could be

121. dangerous.

122. It's mine, mine, mine.

123. I saw it first, it's mine, they're mine.

124. Whoops, easy, easy, ladies, just

125. browsing.

126. These are your supernatural entities,

127. Egon?

128. Well, no, Dr. Spangler, but they can

129. be dangerous.

130. Maybe we ought to zap them anyway.

131. A crank call.

132. Trust me, it's no crank call.

133. Whoa!

134. Switch on!

135. It's showtime.

136. My glasses.

137. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

138. You know, that's you, and you wear it

139. well, but I think you need some

140. alteration.

141. So there you are.

142. Egon, I'd like to talk to you seriously

143. for a moment, if I may.

144. Yes, Uncle Cyrus?

145. Remember when you promised that if I

146. ever needed you, you'd help?

147. Well, I need you now to help run my new

148. research lab.

149. I'd love to, Uncle, but I can't.

150. Egon, all these years you've never

151. broken a promise to me.

152. It would disappoint me terribly if you

153. were to start breaking promises now.

154. Hey, anybody seen Egon or Uncle Cyrus?

155. Egon's gone, he's gone.

156. He left with Uncle Cyrus.

157. What, to get a pizza?

158. Not unless they took the long way.

159. He went back to the Midwest to do

160. research in his uncle's lab.

161. When's he coming back?

162. I don't know, Winston.

163. I just don't know.

164. Aah, the real Ghostbusters will return

165. after these messages.

166. Ooh, we now return to the real

167. Ghostbusters.

168. Egon?

169. Yes, I'll tell him.

170. What's with Egon?

171. Is he coming back?

172. No, Poltergeist in Central Park.

173. The thing about Poltergeist you have

174. to remember is,

175. they have a childlike sense of humor.

176. What do you mean, Ray?

177. I like moving candles, spinning

178. pictures on the wall, that kind of stuff.

179. It's not that funny, Peter.

180. Sorry, Ray, you're right, I lost my

181. head.

182. Ouch!

183. They like to throw things too.

184. Thanks for the warning, Ray.

185. No ghost hits Dr. Vaceman and gets away

186. with it.

187. Where are they, Ray?

188. They rarely show themselves.

189. Then how do we zap them if we can't

190. see them?

191. That's the problem.

192. What do we do, Ray?

193. Run!

194. Egon would know what to do.

195. Let's face it, we need Egon.

196. We've got to get Egon back.

197. But he won't break his promise, Dr.

198. Silas.

199. I don't like the way he's smiling.

200. Hey, trust me, trouble.

201. Very good, Egon.

202. Feeding rats and mice wasn't what I

203. expected, Uncle Cyrus.

204. There are no small jobs in research, E

205. gon.

206. Don't worry, my boy, soon you'll be

207. running them through mesas.

208. Isn't that exciting?

209. Yes, very.

210. Keep up the good work, Egon.

211. Ooh, we've come to haunt you, Egon.

212. Egon, I'm so glad to see you.

213. What are you doing here?

214. We were in the neighborhood, thought

215. we'd stop by.

216. But New York is over 1,500 miles from

217. here.

218. It's a big neighborhood, okay?

219. Egon, we need you.

220. I second that, Egon.

221. And I third it.

222. But my uncle needs me here, I promised.

223. I know, but we got it all figured.

224. You see, we figured if Uncle Cyrus

225. could see you in action,

226. see what you really do, then he'd release

227. you from your promise.

228. But how are we gonna get him to come

229. along?

230. Hey, we'll just tell him we need that

231. old Spangler Genius to solve our final

232. case.

233. That'll do it.

234. So nice of you to come along, Dr. Sp

235. angler.

236. Hey, I've got an idea.

237. Why don't you come with us on the job?

238. Not again, no.

239. Once is enough.

240. I'll stay here where it's safe.

241. But you sure you wouldn't like to go

242. see what happens?

243. No.

244. Now what?

245. I'm working on it.

246. I hope you two have something in mind.

247. I hope this works, Egon.

248. I'd hate to look silly for nothing.

249. It'll work, Peter.

250. I've polarized the lenses of the goggles

251. to accept poltergeist frequencies.

252. Wow, I see him.

253. Let's switch on and spread out.

254. The one with the basketball is mine.

255. Hey, you with the basketball.

256. Okay, dodge this.

257. Game's over.

258. The hometown wins.

259. Hey, hey, hey.

260. Got you, Ray.

261. Whoa.

262. Got it, Ray.

263. All right, what a team, huh?

264. Well, we better get back.

265. Uncle Cyrus will want to return to the

266. lab soon.

267. Man, if only he could have seen us in

268. action.

269. When are they getting back, Miss Mel

270. itz?

271. Well, it's hard to say.

272. These things take time.

273. What is this thing?

274. A ghost containment unit.

275. And please don't touch it.

276. A ghost containment unit indeed.

277. I really wish you hadn't done that, Dr

278. Spangler.

279. Why?

280. Young lady, what's going on?

281. No.

282. Now what?

283. Trouble at the office.

284. Step on it, Winston.

285. Keep running.

286. Don't stop, don't look back.

287. That's the containment unit.

288. Trouble, big, big trouble.

289. Get in.

290. Has he gotten bigger since the last

291. time?

292. I told you not to put veggies in the

293. containment unit.

294. He's too big for the ghost traps we

295. have with us.

296. By themselves, yes.

297. Hang on.

298. Ray, tie this cable to the bumper.

299. Peter, get out all the traps.

300. Spread them out.

301. Uncle Cyrus, when I give the signal,

302. drive Ecto-1 and tighten the cable.

303. Yes, yes, Egon, I will.

304. Be careful, Egon.

305. No, he's going the other way.

306. Hey, fat boy.

307. Now, Uncle Cyrus, now.

308. All right, now.

309. Well, I'm ready to go back with you,

310. Uncle Cyrus.

311. No, Egon, now that I've seen what you

312. do, what you're up against,

313. this is where you belong.

314. You have very important scientific work

315. to do.

316. I release you from your promise, Egon.

317. Welcome home, Egon.

318. What a team.

319. I propose a toast to.

320. I take it back, Peter, flying.

321. The real Ghostbusters will return

322. after these messages.

323. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

324. Dig.