The Real Ghostbusters 2x43

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In the small town of Tombstone, Arizona, the spirits of Doc Holiday and the Earps materialize, intent on recreating the gunfight at the O.K. Corral. The Ghostbusters may soon get caught in one of the greatest showdowns the west has ever seen.

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1. The real Ghostbusters will return

2. after these messages.

3. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

4. As the mayor of Tombstone, it is my

5. great privilege to introduce the man

6. whose generous investment will one day

7. make Six Guns Over Tombstone,

8. the greatest Western theme park in S

9. outheastern Arizona.

10. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Dewey LeMort.

11. Howdy, partners, and his lovely wife,

12. Dorothy.

13. The city of Tombstone would like to

14. present to you a pair of boots that

15. once belonged to that earlier hero of the

16. Wild West, Wyatt Earp.

17. On behalf of myself and my lovely wife,

18. Dorothy.

19. Try them on.

20. What a picture.

21. can feel Wyatt Earp's shoes.

22. Yuck, it looks like somebody has.

23. Huh, what's it?

24. What?

25. What's going on?

26. I don't understand.

27. Look, what's that coming?

28. At least you could have had them

29. cleaned.

30. What?

31. Whoa.

32. What's that?

33. What, what?

34. Huh?

35. This new ghost trap has twice the

36. psychokinetic energy suction of the older

37. model.

38. Ready, Slimer?

39. All right.

40. Now that's suction.

41. Huh?

42. Ghostbusters.

43. So where's Slimer?

44. Yeah.

45. More tests?

46. More tests.

47. Whoa, what now?

48. It's some guy named Dewey Lamort.

49. I think he's selling cemetery plots.

50. He keeps talking about a tombstone.

51. Dewey Lamort?

52. The Dewey Lamort?

53. Who is Dewey Lamort?

54. Mr. Lamort?

55. Slim Venkman here.

56. Slim?

57. Of course, Mr. Lamort.

58. We'll come out on the next plane.

59. Huh?

60. We're going to Tombstone, Arizona.

61. No, no.

62. My life is complete.

63. Who's Dewey Lamort?

64. He's the greatest western writer of

65. all time.

66. I read his books all the time when I was

67. in college.

68. And I wasted my time studying.

69. He's written some great books.

70. There's Yamaho, Taglo, and Gunnar Bow,

71. and the Ratchet brand.

72. The Ratchet Man, The Night Glow, Barstow,

73. Ratchet's Can, Day Glow.

74. I tell you, Dewey Lamort's a great writer.

75. Right.

76. He was a big man with the broad

77. shoulders and lean hips of a desert

78. writer.

79. There was trouble in his eyes and more

80. trouble in the well-oiled colt that he

81. wore on his hip.

82. Which book is that from?

83. All of them.

84. There's something about the desert,

85. something that makes a man feel hot.

86. Yep, there goes the radiator.

87. It's overheated.

88. I've always dreamed of this.

89. That's why I'm glad we left Slimer behind.

90. He'd ruin the feel for this place.

91. Why, a man could ride for days in this

92. country and never see another living soul.

93. Hey, there's a car coming.

94. That must be Dewey Lamort.

95. Hey, stop.

96. Wait.

97. Hey.

98. Any partners?

99. Wait, help.

100. Hi, I'm Boris Mealy.

101. Mr. Lamort had to fly to New York to

102. attend a gala luncheon.

103. He asked me to show you around Tombstone.

104. Everybody else has left, at least

105. everybody who's alive.

106. He had to say that.

107. I hate it out here.

108. Join the club.

109. Why'd you come out, Wes?

110. It's my job.

111. I work for random choice publishers.

112. I'm supposed to get publicity shots for

113. Dewey Lamort's new book, Erpol.

114. I'd like to kill the editor who gave me

115. this assignment.

116. Go west, young man, go west.

117. I thought west meant Pennsylvania.

118. This is it, Boot Hill Cemetery.

119. I guess this is as good a place as any

120. to start.

121. As long as we don't end up here.

122. Slimer, what are you doing here?

123. Forget I asked.

124. Just stay out of sight, okay?

125. If Peter sees you, he'll send you back in

126. a feed bag.

127. Men died with their boots on in those

128. days.

129. Yeah.

130. Now they're getting up and walking around

131. in them.

132. I'm getting a PKE reading.

133. The trail leads into town.

134. That's odd.

135. Now there are four sets of footprints.

136. I'll bet those tracks belong to Wyatt

137. Earp's brothers,

138. Virgil and Morgan, and their friend, Doc

139. Holliday.

140. What are they doing here?

141. When you side with a man, you stay

142. with him, even when he's dead.

143. Yep, a ghost's gotta do what a ghost's

144. gotta do.

145. The old west is the essence of

146. American culture.

147. Didn't you ever play cowboys and Indians

148. when you were kids?

149. I had a chemistry set.

150. I went to horror movies.

151. I played a lot of basketball.

152. You guys are hopeless.

153. This place is like a ghost town.

154. It looks like they split up in four

155. different directions.

156. We'd better split up, too.

157. Who would you like to go with, Mr. Mealy?

158. Anybody but him.

159. Tin horn.

160. There's the OK Corral.

161. Is this where the gunfight was?

162. Actually, the gunfight was in that

163. alley over there,

164. across the street from an old-time

165. photographer's studio.

166. Hey, a photo fast.

167. I'd better get some more film.

168. I'll be down the street.

169. Tombstone Epitaph.

170. Uh-oh.

171. Bad news, fella.

172. Man, that was close.

173. Huh?

174. Uh-oh.

175. The tracks lead into that dentist's

176. office.

177. Peter said Doc Holliday was a dentist.

178. I'm getting a very strong reading.

179. Gotcha.

180. Oh, no.

181. Oh, it's just you, Slimer.

182. So, what's up, Doc?

183. Say ah, or else.

184. Ah.

185. Those vectors will return after these

186. messages.

187. Ooh, we now return to the real

188. Ghostbusters.

189. I'll come back in six months.

190. Where'd he go?

191. He's around here somewhere.

192. This gown ain't big enough for the

193. both of us.

194. I think I've lost him.

195. Hey, a saloon.

196. No ghosts in here.

197. Ah, place looks deserted.

198. Well, howdy, pilgrim.

199. Howdy, stranger.

200. Pull up a chair.

201. Actually, I need to be going.

202. Dead, pull up a chair.

203. Western hospitality.

204. It's your deal.

205. What's your game?

206. Seven card, high low stud, draw, roll

207. your own,

208. deuce of sevens, twos wild, lava sus man

209. os,

210. and full steam ahead.

211. Or whatever.

212. So anybody need any more?

213. Aces and eights, dead man's hand.

214. What have you got, stranger?

215. Four aces?

216. That's a lot of aces.

217. You know what this means?

218. We're using a canasta deck?

219. Somebody at this table is a cheat.

220. Good thing I didn't show him that face.

221. Dance.

222. Only if I can lead.

223. Boy, talk about luck.

224. Yeah.

225. Trouble?

226. With a tall T.

227. I wonder why these ghosts have come

228. back to haunt Tombstone now.

229. Maybe there's a clue somewhere in this.

230. I can't make anything out of this.

231. Here, have a look, Egon.

232. Could be some kind of code.

233. The code of the West.

234. It says the Earp brothers and Doc Holl

235. iday had a shootout with the Clanton

236. gang at the OK Corral just before sundown.

237. You get some great light at sundown.

238. But the gunfight was 100 years ago.

239. The newspaper is dated today.

240. They ran this newspaper off especially

241. for us.

242. Like a challenge.

243. This is our epitaph.

244. Start the car, Ray.

245. They must be planning to clean up the

246. town again.

247. And we're the trash.

248. Start the car, Ray.

249. That's it, Winston.

250. The Earps have come back to reenact the

251. gunfight with us as the Clantons.

252. So who won?

253. Start the car, Ray.

254. You're right, Peter.

255. We better get out of town before sundown.

256. No.

257. Nobody tells me what to do.

258. Nobody.

259. I'm going to stay right here.

260. This is Boot Hill, Ray.

261. You can't run from a ghost.

262. You've got to face it head on, like a man.

263. We started this together and we'll end

264. it together.

265. And they said they didn't like western

266. s.

267. Don't look at me.

268. I just take pictures.

269. Let's go.

270. Okay.

271. Let's go.

272. Oh, she doesn't need boot.

273. Oh.

274. Draw.

275. My eyes.

276. Huh?

277. 16 horseshoes.

278. This must be my lucky day.

279. Run for it, Peter.

280. Let's go after them, boys.

281. Well, at least we did better than the

282. Clintons.

283. I was starting to worry about you guys.

284. So how did it go?

285. Did you catch the ghosts?

286. Yep.

287. Did they give you any trouble?

288. Nope.

289. You guys sure are tight-lipped all of

290. a sudden.

291. After all, you're just a dude.

292. Hey, when you call me that, smile.

293. You're a dude.

294. Great shot, guys.

295. And best of all, we did it without

296. Slimer getting in the way.

297. He'll never know what he missed.

298. The real Ghostbusters will return

299. after these messages.

300. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

301. Dig.

302. you