The Real Ghostbusters 2x42

Directed by

A ghostly pirate crew invades New York, intent on reclaiming their lost treasure from a museum. The Ghostbusters not only find themselves outnumbered, but on occasion, outwitted by the pirate ghosts!

Request examples:

!req The Real Ghostbusters 2x42 [02:32]
!req The Real Ghostbusters 2x42 [The Real Ghostbusters 2x42]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req The Real Ghostbusters 2x42 [10-11]; !req The Real Ghostbusters 2x42 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. Yes!

2. All right.

3. Avast, lads!

4. Enemy ship off the starboard bow.

5. Prepare to fire.

6. Never say fire to a secretary, Winston.

7. Remember, she knows where all the checks

8. are.

9. We'll be just like Max Palopoulos,

10. sailing to tropical islands in search of

11. old pirate wrecks

12. laden with treasure.

13. Max who?

14. Max Palopoulos.

15. You know, the famous treasure hunter.

16. Ray's been reading about him in the

17. newspapers for days.

18. Palopoulos has just opened a maritime

19. museum

20. with an exhibit of his latest find.

21. 600 gold doubloons.

22. I can't wait to see it.

23. Screwdriver.

24. Yeah.

25. I'll bet folks will come from all kinds

26. of places to see that.

27. I've been sailing these waters for 24

28. years,

29. and I've never seen a fog as thick as

30. this.

31. It's more like green molasses than pea

32. soup.

33. Uh, Captain, I think something's out

34. there.

35. Don't let the fog spook you, sailor.

36. Sound the horn and watch that radar

37. screen.

38. Captain, look!

39. Gremlins at the Guggenheim?

40. Porcupines in the park?

41. What's up?

42. This one's a real mystery, Peter.

43. You know how much I love a mystery.

44. Look at the holes in that thing.

45. I don't know.

46. I'm picking up tremendous latent PKE.

47. This could be bad.

48. I knew you'd say that, Egon.

49. Oof!

50. What a mess.

51. It must be the housekeeper's week off.

52. We'll take the top.

53. Peter, you take below.

54. Thanks ever so.

55. This is embarrassing.

56. Yoo-hoo!

57. Anybody home?

58. Yeeh!

59. No wonder they call it the mess.

60. Hello?

61. Encyclopedia salesman.

62. Two for one, one for nothing.

63. Whoa!

64. Bad.

65. Very bad.

66. We made contact.

67. Peter encountered a G-class AVN vapor

68. with vocalization abilities.

69. No big deal.

70. Birds always do this to me.

71. The PKE readings are burying the needle.

72. I think the fog in our tugboat haunting

73. may be related.

74. No, you're kidding.

75. This is New York City.

76. We get fogs like this every day, right,

77. guys?

78. Arr, shiver me timbers.

79. These be for men who aren't afraid of

80. ghosts.

81. They'll bear watchin' in the future

82. as Captain Jack Higgins takes back what's

83. rightfully his.

84. I swear as I swore before, none of us,

85. ship, crew, or captain,

86. shall rest till the treasure I lost be

87. mine once again.

88. A strange vessel approaches through the

89. fog, Captain.

90. What are your orders?

91. We wait.

92. Now, stand at attention, dog.

93. Show some respect.

94. Arr!

95. There'll be times I'd love to kill this

96. bird.

97. If it weren't already dead...

98. Arr!

99. Attention.

100. Your vessel is unauthorized in these

101. waters.

102. Follow us to docks at once,

103. where we shall be forced to board you.

104. How this tiny burg has changed since last

105. we visited, Captain.

106. Aye.

107. Who would have thought our right to save

108. passage

109. would be challenged by a tiny canoe like

110. that?

111. Fire!

112. All right, ya sea dogs.

113. Board the canoe!

114. Arr!

115. Abandon ship!

116. Hm.

117. Something tells me trouble's coming our

118. way.

119. Guess who's coming to dinner, fellas.

120. Unbelievable!

121. That's actual ectoplasmic lumber.

122. A ghost ship carrying ghost pirates.

123. Astounding!

124. The last recorded event of this magnitude

125. happened 200 years ago.

126. Hm.

127. Something familiar about that figure.

128. Of course, the Stag.

129. That's Captain Jack Higgins' ship.

130. He was the blackest pirate who ever

131. sailed the seven seas.

132. Stay with us, mateys.

133. We'll either find our rightful treasure,

134. or we'll make our way with every valuable

135. we can carry.

136. Do you think you could be doing that

137. somewhere else?

138. Arr!

139. Forward, me mateys!

140. A treasure trove awaits, ours for the

141. taking!

142. All right, let's get 'em.

143. That's what I like.

144. A plan.

145. I just hope our containment unit

146. is big enough to hold that thing.

147. Relax.

148. We'll make sawdust out of that ship.

149. Fire!

150. We'll show these landlubbers what we're

151. made of!

152. Arr!

153. Heads up!

154. That was close.

155. You fellas all right?

156. I think so, and I've got another idea.

157. Don't tell me.

158. We'll hit them high while we hit 'em low.

159. Arr!

160. These boys don't know when they're beaten.

161. Attack!

162. Show them no mercy!

163. Smell a rat, me.

164. Those guys could be smarter than they

165. look.

166. They'd almost have to be, wouldn't they?

167. I've got a bad feeling about this.

168. Be careful.

169. They'll probably come swinging from the

170. sky.

171. Arr!

172. Scram!

173. Go away!

174. Uh-oh.

175. I think we need another plan.

176. Hey!

177. Cut that out!

178. Put me down!

179. Oh, no.

180. That's not what I mean.

181. Stop!

182. Come aboard, ladies!

183. Come aboard!

184. Our treasure beckons.

185. Let's go get 'em.

186. And for a change, let's rain on their

187. party.

188. Arr!

189. The real Ghostbusters will return after

190. these messages.

191. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.

192. Oh, no!

193. No!

194. So this is the world of the living, eh?

195. My how things have changed.

196. Aye.

197. Look at 'em scurry, lad.

198. As timid as ever.

199. Our treasure be nearby.

200. I can sense its presence.

201. Aye.

202. And there'll be other treasure aplenty

203. for the taking.

204. Be often.

205. Thunder be yours for the taking.

206. Be there no place you want to go.

207. The trouble is definitely this way.

208. But we've got to get them together in one

209. place

210. if we're gonna contain them all.

211. I just wish I knew what those pirates had

212. on their minds.

213. It's as if they were after something in

214. particular.

215. The treasure at the Maritime Museum.

216. The gold the Blooms found by Max Palabras.

217. The strongbox had an emblem of a stag.

218. We've got to get there ahead of 'em.

219. I know a shortcut.

220. We can get there ahead of 'em.

221. Can't you get this heap going any faster?

222. I'm doing my best, man, but the engine's

223. sluggish.

224. And since I just tuned up this baby,

225. that can mean only one thing.

226. Slimer!

227. Ow! Now, Slimer.

228. Gentlemen, up till now, it's been three

229. to one against frying Slimer.

230. Anyone want to change their vote?

231. Let me get back to you.

232. Now, let's move.

233. My stars, they're being pretty.

234. Aye, look at the clothing on this one.

235. What wealth, what finery.

236. Hey, what the—

237. Just what do you think you're doing?

238. Ow! Oh!

239. Come back here, you commissar barbits!

240. Ma was right.

241. Never should have left Houston.

242. There be maidens who aren't afraid of

243. pirates.

244. Oh, how long it's been since—

245. Oh, since— since what?

246. Since so long I can't remember.

247. Oh!

248. These aren't women.

249. They're made of wood.

250. We've been swindled.

251. This is an outrage.

252. Ah, then here come the rest.

253. So it's jewels you found, eh?

254. And nothing for your captain, lad.

255. Thank you, lad.

256. Ah.

257. Arr, fits like a glove.

258. And now, if you've had your fill,

259. on to the real treasure.

260. Just what makes you so sure

261. this Max Palopoulos is gonna help us?

262. Well, he seems like a great guy in his

263. press clippings.

264. You were right, Ray.

265. The emblem on the strong box

266. is the same as the figurehead on the stag.

267. We've got to get this treasure out of

268. here, fast.

269. No, not under any circumstances.

270. There's forms to be filled out,

271. permission to be asked and denied.

272. You can't just go around borrowing

273. exhibits

274. just because there's an emergency.

275. Now, please, leave and don't return

276. until you've gone through channels.

277. I've got a good mind to go home and take

278. a nap.

279. Let Captain Jack Higgins have his

280. treasure.

281. I can't believe how stubborn Mr. Pal

282. opoulos was.

283. And to think I admired him.

284. He's only human, Ray,

285. and still a man of science in his own

286. fashion.

287. And there may be another way.

288. Come with me. I want you three to look at

289. something.

290. I think we could work up a pretty sneaky

291. ambush

292. in these surroundings, don't you?

293. There the treasure be.

294. The call of the strong box be near.

295. I can feel it in me bones.

296. Are you sure this will work?

297. No, but I figured since you're the one

298. always coming up with plans,

299. it was my turn to have some fun.

300. Winston, are you ready?

301. Egon, are you ready?

302. Absolutely, Peter.

303. Slimer, I told you to stay by the car.

304. I don't want you contained by accident.

305. Quick, go hide somewhere safe.

306. Forward, mateys.

307. The time has come for us to retrieve

308. our treasure at last.

309. Arrgh!

310. Attack! Attack!

311. I've always wanted to do this.

312. Fire!

313. Well, we got some.

314. Do we contain them now, or do we wait?

315. How am I supposed to know?

316. I just wanted to loose them up.

317. They're loose! They're loose!

318. Next time, I think of the plan, Peter.

319. Go! Let's go!

320. Set that threat.

321. Hey, who at once is no fair?

322. I always wanted to do this.

323. Winston, that was definitely

324. one giant leap for ghost busting.

325. Are you okay?

326. How come this never happens in the movies?

327. Follow those birds.

328. Please, get out of my museum.

329. What do you want from my life?

330. Hey, I know what you want,

331. but you're not going to get it.

332. You have to fight me for it.

333. A horde of ghosts couldn't tear me away.

334. A horde that big, maybe.

335. Where does my treasure be?

336. I sense it near.

337. Huh?

338. Bye-bye.

339. Are you the one who stole me treasure?

340. Our treasure?

341. Me? Oh, no.

342. I just work here.

343. At last, me beautiful treasure.

344. I can't wait to take it back with me to

345. the D.

346. It's our treasure.

347. Captain, the landlubbers

348. are firing their weapons at the stag.

349. We don't have to stand for that kind of

350. treatment.

351. Way to go, guys.

352. No, not that lousy parrot, too!

353. No!

354. That's him! That's him!

355. He's the worst of the bunch.

356. Hmm. Don't worry, Mr. Palopolis.

357. We know how to take care of him.

358. The real Ghostbusters will return after

359. these messages.

360. We now return to the real Ghostbusters.